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whysojiminimnida · 2 years

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I am so tired. In what sabe world is this something someone feels the need to debunk we already knew they fetishized them with all the lying and whatnot but its so obvious and its honestly disrespectful getting compared to these weird ass bitches when they do shit like this a day after once again admitting they boycott content that doesn't feed them https://twitter.com/dailyjimn/status/1526923789077950464?t=o5-owC2PrJUQ212TtmiGzg&s=19

Clearly this person is... well, a toadlickker. That's what I am calling them from now on or until I come up with a better name. ToadlicKKer. Might add another K if it seems necessary. Peep the profile pic, tells you everything you need to know. I mean look at this shit these folks call romantic:

This person has no idea about LGBTQ+ stuff because this person has no frame of reference. I actually think many people who subscribe to that ship are blatantly homophobic. So why would they know if a family was supportive of their queer son, when they personally would not be? Toadlickkers don't actually think Jungkook and Tae have sex, you realize that, right. They're in it for other, weirder reasons I have neither the time or inclination to work out. And if they DO think they're actually intimate, they convince themselves that Park Jimin, of all the flaming fairy queens in all the land, is hetero.

Like, some weirdos decided Jimin and Seulgi were banging based on this:

OBVIOUSLY that makes them a couple, ignore that guy in the red and the other girl... NO. Just... no. Park Jimin is many things but straight is not one of them.

Sorry, that is a CONFIDENT MAN OF NOT HETERO ORIENTATION. Jimin has also said many times that he and his parents - his dad in particular - are very close. The Parks have often displayed Jungkook's items and photos alongside Jimin's at Magnate. Surely they're AWARE of the Jikook ship, right? If they had an issue maybe they'd... separate the hats?

Guess not. And while I'm on the subject I have never known a father of a straight man to send his straight son flowers as a birthday gift. I'm sure it's done but I have never witnessed it. I have, however, seen dads send their GAY sons flowers. And to have them delivered by the MAKNAE? The youngest, fidgetiest of BTS? That's weird.

It also made Jungkook nervous. Because that was much more significant a gesture on Dad Park's part than some people realize, I think. And Koo did NOT want to screw it up. I MEAN... Why not Namjoon? Why not Taehyung - Jimin's best friend -- or Hobi (his longtime roommate)? WHY JUNGKOOK, MR. PARK? Not like he'd paid for the Parks' birthday party, yet:

Because whether that poster likes it or not some parents love and support not only their LGBTQ+ children, but also their significant others, and THEIR COMMUNITIES. Obviously we can't prove that Mr. or Mrs. Park personally posted that on insta. Maybe so, maybe someone else did. But either way, in a lovely subtle gesture perfectly appropriate for Korea, the Parks showed their support yesterday. If some wild ass ToadlicKKer can't handle it they can just kick rocks like they do every other damn day.

Jungkook's mom doesn't seem to mind, either.

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a-hobit · 6 months

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Reading song of Achilles really shouldn’t be this much of a strain on my mental health but the bkdk parallels are parallelingggggg

#bkdk #bakudeku #song of achilles #The Iliad is extremely homo so I should’ve guessed but the POV being Patroclus was so surprising and so worth all the upset rn #NO SPOILERS PLS THEY HAVENT EVEN GONE TO WAR I KNOW WHATS GOING TO HAPPEN SHUT UP

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nabhx · 6 months

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Day 5113 of both being dead: Duman has resorted to attempted cannibalism, so far he's been unsuccessful. If they don't bring him back by next year he might actually succeed at some point (no he won't).

Happy 14th Double Death Day

#is it even cannibalism if they're not from the same planet? hm?#14 years and he's still bothering him #can y'all believe it #i can.#it's actually legally not allowed to adjust the brightness on this #i made it dark on purpose pls #i'm hiding all da flaws #PLEASE #nab draws!!#winx club #winx fanart #winx season 4 #winx nabu #winx villains #wizards of the black circle #winx duman #this is kinda homo and it's because of a single person

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ilovepedro · 13 days

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member when people would say “no homo” 😭

what the actual fuck was that 🤣

#give me all the homo #like of it actually pls #reclaiming no homo #nini shit posts

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juvive-1234 · 25 days

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does anyone wanna help me get into aftg?

like whats it about and where can I read it?

#aftg #pls its all over my feed #Who are these homos #I am normal abt them

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fallen-child-escapism · 1 year

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WOOBER ROCK CHAPTER 6 (i broke the title thing)

The four friends entered the great hall. It was buzzing with fraggles everywhere. They usually liked to get to meals early before the bell so they could avoid the endless lines and crowds. But because of Boober and Wembley getting side tracked, they were all forced to endure the fraggle lunch craze.

They stood in line for a good 30 minutes. Finally, they each had their food and they all began walking to their lunch spot by the pond. Mokey was already there. "Oh hello! I was worried you wouldn't show up", She smiled warmly and took Red's paw in her own. "We were going to be here sooner but someone",Red eyed Wembley and Boober,"Took forever leaving". Wembley looked at his lap guiltily. Boober wished to comfort him but kept to himself. "We're all here now, leave em alone Red", Gobo nudged Wembley with his elbow and Wembley perked up.

After they finished, Gobo lead the way to the portal. Boober clung to Mokey when it came into sight. "Oh boy, oh boy", Wembley bounced back and forth behind Gobo. "Okay, ya'll just watch and wait for the reveal of the coolest artifact yet",Gobo was really playing this up. He ducked into the hole and the gang watched as crept past the sleeping beast. In the basket next to the monster was a small package, about six inches tall. Gobo swiped it and quickly tiptoed back through the portal. When he was on the other side he peaked behind him and grumbled. He kicked a pebble, "Its usually cooler than that" Wembley flapped his hands,"that was so cool!"

Boober spoke from behind mokeys cardigan,"That will always be the most dangerous thing to do in all of Fraggle Rock", He sneezed,"and you probably bring deseases and viruses back every time!" Boober sneezed again. He was just allergic to dog fur, but he might as well been crawling into his grave with how dramatic he was being on the way back to Gobo and Wembley's cave.

Gobo stood in front of his friends. Red sat up on the table, mokey sat politely in a chair next to her. Wembley and Boober stood next to the table. Eyes focused on Gobo as he read out the postcard. "Ahem. Dear Nephew Gobo..."

"In the time i have spend exploring the land of outer space, I have yet to mention to you the magic rocks the larger silly creatures own. I understand this perfectly. The creatures speak into the magic rock and it speaks back. It sings, it lights up, it answers the universes most important questions. I am lucky to have been able to borrow one of these devices to send you for my museum. Take good care of it, Your Uncle Travelling Matt"

"Well lets see it Gobo, another piece of junk for the dumb museum", Red spat but kept her eyes focused on the package in Gobo's lap. "I cant wait to see it! Magical rocks, I have so many", Mokey hummed. Wembley rocked back and forth on his paws and urged Gobo to open the gift. Finally, he did. Slowly. Just to keep his pals on edge. But soon enough, in his paws was a black rectangular object.

Gobo turned it over in his paws and tapped its shiny surface. He flipped it on its side and pressed a button. It lit up. The fraggles gasped. "It looks like Doozer technology!", Red chirped. Gobo touched the screen and the phone unlocked, "Woah...Gee, my uncle has sure done it this time eh? " Wembley's eyes shined as Gobo fiddled with the different apps. He opened the camera and almost jumped out of his fur. "Its me!" Wembley peered over his brother's shoulder,"Me too!" Gobo's finger slipped and he took a picture, causing the magic rock to make a shuttering sound. The group immediately started chattering amongst themselves and taking more and more awkward selfies as they looked the phone over. All except Boober who hung behind, twiddling his thumbs. Wembley looked up and got his attention with a smile. Boober let out a sigh and moved to stand next to the other short fraggle.

"How cool is this! We have so many little paintings of ourselves in this!" , Gobo said proudly," Lets see what else it does" He tapped around a few more apps and suddenly the device started singing. The fraggles cheered. "music and paintings!", Mokey said," How truely magical!" Reds tail wagged behind her," This is a thing to celebrate! We should have a party! With music! And we can all take tiny paintings with every fraggle in the rock!" Everyone agreed.

" Party after supper tomorrow! Tell everyone you know!",Gobo called as his friends left his cave. Wembley was prancing behind Boober on his way back to his hidey hole. "I thought it was neat!", he smiled. "You think everything Gobo does is neat", Boober unhooked the lock on his den opening. Wembely hummed,"Well not EVERYTHING" Boober chuckled and faced the green fraggle," Like what?"

Wembley fumbled with the hem of his shirt. "I dont think its very neat when...um", Wembley didnt think it was neat when Gobo spoke down on Boober. But he couldn't say that. It'd only hurt Boober's feelings. And he couldn't bare the thought of that. so he lied. "I guess I do think everything he does is neat" Wembley tossed himself onto Boober's bed. "Boober?"

"Yes Wembley?"

"I uh- I think your face is really pretty"

Boober did a double take at the fraggle in his bed. "you what?" Wembely gulped and wondered if his comment was too out of pocket. "I said...um...Your face, its pretty. And your eyes are cool" Boober covered his face with a paw,"I- I dont know how to react to that". Wembley sat up and reached out for Boobers paws. The blue fraggle jumped slightly but offered his paws when Wembley pulled away. "I mean it, Im sure of it actually! I think youre really very handsome. And I love your eyes" Boober tilted his head down, "Wembley...Can i tell you something?" Wembley nodded, "Anything!" Boober took a deep breath. "Im blind. I mean- Not completely. I can see out of my right eye. Kind of"

"oh", Wembley was taken aback. All the times he had startled the shorter fraggle by accident quickly ran through his head, "Im sorry, uh, for scaring you sometimes" Boober tightened his grip on Wembleys paws and smiled. " its okay Wems"

They laid next to eachother, tails intertwined. "Mokey knows?", Wembley asked. "Yeah, you can't really keep something like that a secret from a sister like Mokey". Wembley looked at Boober, then back at the ceiling. "Does she get to see your face?" Boober raised an eyebrow and smirked a little," Not really, Not since we were little". Wembley rolled over to face the blue fraggle. "Do you think I could see it?" Boober thought to himself. If he let Wembley in, the gates would be open. Would he have to show anyone else? Wembleys tail curled tighter around Boober's and his worries melted away. It was surreal laying here with him, like this, so vulnerable. But Boober wasnt scared. Not of Wembley, at least. "Yes...yes you can see", Boober took his cap off and rolled to face Wembley. The green fraggle shyly reached out and pushed his friends bangs out of his face. Both of their faces went hot. "Youre beautiful", Wembley smiled softly. Boober held Wembley's paw in his own.

"So are you"

this is a terribly quick doodle of wembley looking at boober in my brain, they are so soft. This is bad art tho

#is this too intimate #Imagine laying next to your homie and you hold his hand and call him beautiful #but in a no homo way #im sorry it sucks and took so long #i have a job #im sleepy all the time #pls be patient #fraggle rock #wembley fraggle #boober fraggle #mokey fraggle #red fraggle #gobo fraggle #fanfic #fraggles #fraggle rock back to the rock #gay fraggles #i lowkey just wanna write fluff

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niuxita21 · 11 months

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Desi and Cata + “Te amo”

#sin huellas #catalina pardo #desiré montoya #shitty screencap posts (TM)#imagine sleeping on these two lmao couldn't be me #I just love this detail like #they are literally The Straightest like I have never in my life found it harder to ship two female characters like I did with these two #and they were lampshaded to the point where them being mistaken for a couple was just your regular tuesday night for them #and yet it was cata (the straight one) the one who initiated these exchanges #I mean you have whole ass netflix shows subtitling 'I love you' as 'te quiero' when it's two women (looking at you dead to me)#but catalina pardo is out there all like nah bro none of that wishy washy no homo bullshit for me tyvm #I love this woman fully and deeply even if we are not actually married and never will be #it's almost like... the actual opposite of '''''kweerbaiting'''' because desi actually is gay #she just has two very profound relationships of two very different kinds with two different women #it's incredibly rare for me to actually get on board with the gay ship on a show in which there is an alternative pairing I could ship #(cf yellowjackets)#but somehow this show accomplished it and idk if the lampshading of these two played a role in it or not but nonetheless #slow clap show pls give me a second season I have been a good girl and also tv is about to get very dire in a few months

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barricadebops · 1 year

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Have my archaeology final exam in the morning xoxo can't afford to fail or I'm giving up on university

#a pass pls #evolution is driving me INSANE PLS I CAN'T REMEMBER ALL THESE DATE RANGES FOR EACH SPECIES OF HOMO AND AUSTRALOPITHECUS AND PARANTHROPUS #IVE HAD ENOUGH

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frogfaceandzombieboy · 2 years

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hey news for the dufflebags! it doesnt count as a ‘byeler scene’ if all they do is talk about el!

and i’m not even talking about the coded van scene, bc that was actually the MOST byeler scene we got. i’m talking about literally every other one of their scenes in s4. i feel like we didn’t even get any byeler scenes despite them being together for a whole season 😅

from the hop’s cabin scene where they no homo’d the hand hold scene from s2 and replaced it with a clap on the shoulder, mike having a mental breakdown about el every 5 minutes, to will being absolutely miserable and disappointed for the 3rd season in a row! like ok! why am i even watching this show again!

like how do the suffer brothers reconcile having such tender, sweet byeler scenes (the bedroom scene where they talk about losing each other and being besties again) next to whatever the hell else they write

#announcement at the av club #i hate when shows do this #hate hate hateeeeeee #theyre like oh shit we made them too gay! so now every time they interact theyre gonna talk about the girl one of them is dating BC NO HOMO!#NO HOMO!!!! BC GIRL!!!!!!! SO HE CANT BE GAY IT CANT POSSIBLY BE INTERPRETED ANY OTHER WAY NOW!!!!!!!#like stfu just give them actual material pls #anyway i still think that if they have any sense at all will is gonna get his happy ending #whatever that means #but still like all other seasons leading up to it have been utter misery for him?#and mike isnt even a character anymore? hes just been els bf for 2 seasons in a row now #yawn dufflebags and shame on you too

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milflewis · 2 years

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Um hi. I heard we're yelling about yukierre???? Well i would just like to say that i have not stopped thinking about how pierre looked at yuki in that AlphaTauri video....like????? Theres not a single heterosexual part of that....the "i dont usually take boys to the movies but ill take you"......the LAP SITTING???????????????????????? H ELLO

‘i don’t usually take boys to the movies but i’ll take you’ like pierre pls….how are you so gay that you no homo something that is ALREADY no homo (like the cinema?? cmon) so much that you make it gay. it is his greatest talent i think

YUKI SITTING IN PIERRE’S LAP I WILL NEVER RECOVER. pierre just blue screening computer is shutting down and Freezing when yuki does it. yuki grinning to himself. and then pierre saying ‘i don’t want kids rn. get off’ like ik he meant yuki is acting like a kid but my first thought was pierre telling yuki to get off his lap cause he’s this 🤏 close to making him pregnant

#the power of pierre’s gayness. making shit that is no homo gay and impregnating people by having them sit on his lap. fully clothed.#pls im sorry this is all over the place. i have covid and my brain is still broken from kyle saying yuki in lingerie and #me writing a whole ass fic in the gc bc of it #just. the religious imagery !! the teasing !! the trust between them !! the softness !!#i am ALWAYS up for screaming about yukierre. it’s what i’ve spent the entire day doing pretty much #knifebitch #niamh.asks

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disneydatass · 1 year

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Reblog the powerful gay Remy Little Chef Ratatouille card or perish for infinite good luck ^.^✨🌈

#ratatouille #remy ratatouille #why did they give this rat the rainbow prism out of all the Pixar characters??? it’s bc he’s gay that’s why #wall e and eve are lesbians #literally the best and rainbow holos in the set they’re canon homos #weiss schwarz #Pixar #not to sound like tumblr circa 2012 but send asks pls bc I’m staring at the bear on the ceiling again and posting pics of rats 😀😀😀

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forgottengodsclub · 2 years

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are you a strawberry, lavender or green tea lesbian

#fuck off english majors #but also #pls answer #i’m like all three and i shift thru them all #lesbian #gay #pro homo #discourse

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b0nebroth · 7 months

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✧.°₊DALLAS WINSTON X MALE! READER ₊°.✧

Headcanons :3

Pics by @/D8llas on pintrest

FEM DNI!!! Boys only party

Warnings: Little homophobia but not really

My first actual post so pls dont judge if its bad :,D

☆‧° He would be so confused at first

☆‧° Dally had always liked girls, so how come he felt the same things for you? A guy!???

☆‧° Definitely some internalised homophobia

☆‧° BUT, when he got over that stuff and yall start dating he is the sweetest guy EVER!!

☆‧° Obviously you couldn't be all couple-y in public because its one thing being a greaser but being gay AND a greaser?? Hell nahAlso Dally has a rep to keep up; if people knew he liked dudes no one would be scared of him!

☆‧° But, If yall are hanging out in public places he will try to casually swing an arm around your shoulder or he'll give you his jacket or something.

☆‧° However, when you're just hanging out in private he's ALL OVER you. Arm around your waist, head on your shoulder, holding hands; its like a magnet to steel, He just can't keep off!

☆‧° If you're out doing something late at night he'll steal a little kiss :3

☆‧° Dally says he hates sappy songs about love but, when its just you two in his car, driving to nowhere, he LOVES them.

☆‧° Love language is definitely gift giving or acts of service

☆‧° He'll give you little presents every now and then, like a packet of cigarettes or a candy bar

☆‧° Or if you ask him to do something for you like getting the groceries? YES SIR! he is ON IT

☆‧° SUPER jealous if any girl comes remotely close to you

☆‧° Once a girl tried to get your number when you were at work and he stormed out the door (dramatic style) and sat in his car on the verge of tears for an hour

☆‧° Just so dramatic. So. So dramatic.

☆‧° When you told the rest of the gang they were super supportive!! Except Darry and Pony who thought that Dally is just gonna get you in trouble all the time... which is true- but they just want what's best for you!

☆‧° Overall he'd be a good boyfriend :33 and he's definitely a homo.

#dallas winston x reader #dallas winston x male reader #dallas winston #dally winston #x male reader #x reader #gay fanfiction #gay #mlm fanfic #mlm #headcanon #the outsiders dally #the outsiders #the outsiders x reader #x y/n #x male y/n

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channoticedmeuwu · 1 year

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୧ #𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐁𝐋𝐄𝐌 𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐍𝐄𝐃 𝐅𝐔𝐋𝐋 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑 — 𝐂. 𝐒𝐎𝐎𝐁𝐈𝐍

∘⁠˚⁠˳⁠° #𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐈𝐓𝐒 𝐓𝐎 @liveleaking and @saradika for banners used

#𝐏𝐀𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆 — CHOI SOOBIN × FEM!READER

𝐅𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆 : @radiorenjun haerin n reader as kuromi enthusiasts, hyuck & soobin and their bromance + a tired ningning. honorable mentions to oc!seri & reader's mom y'all carried ‼️‼️

#𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐑𝐄 — social media!au, humor, fluff, hs!au, academic rivals!au, e2l!au

#𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 — kys/kms jokes, swearing (duh), hospitals, mention of injuries, underage drinking (in some scenes), occasionally suggestive jokes, a lot of flirting but it's concerning pls see someone, j teens being teens

#𝐓𝐀𝐆𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓 (OPEN) — @flowerjun @yeonboy @chesh1re-cat @radiorenjun @captivq @forever-in-the-sky2 @l0ve-joy @yangwaa @soobinsgirlfriend @sooooob @sunoosfavsposts @chocorenchin @kaiswifeblog @ethanlandrycanbreakmyheart @myknifeyourlife @banyuew @soobsfairy444 @sadsadandmad @luvsoobs @suzirumas @obeymeharemowner @vixensss @aestheticsluut @rikizm @realigot7 @cha0thicpisces @satan-223 @aloverga @alpha-mommy69 @ariannavivianna @lani-heart @koeuh @bangchansbae @aerxz @impureperhaps @jeonsfizz @anitatvd @a-l-i-y-a @igotkpoops @yenqa @sato-chan-2709 @loveliestsong

#𝐒𝐘𝐍𝐎𝐏𝐒𝐈𝐒 tsk — who were you? what were you? that's all 𝐂𝐇𝐎𝐈 𝐒𝐎𝐎𝐁𝐈𝐍 thought about when you stood next to him on the auditorium stage, smiling at the dozen school photographers and fingers holding a plaque that now belonged to both of you. How dare you; disrupt Part-Time Perfect's chance of being the one and only. How dare you; try to make your way into being the face of the school next to him, after being someone he watched from afar for years?

and how dare you look so fucking hot while doing it?

PROFILES — THE HELLO KITTY GIRLS | SOOBIN & FRIENDS

0.0 — INTRO P.1 | INTRO P.2

01 — NOT MY HOUSE(EEE)

02 — sobe4!

03 — jit trippin...

04 — honk shh honk shh

05 — a sight for sore eyes

06 — mentally ill club

07 — boobin

08 — pinocchio

09 — prez

10 — fetus grower

11 — sabotage !!!

12 — untouchable

13 — odi's shit

14 — honestly, valid

15 — homo

16 — um.

17 — yikes...

18 — when and where?

19 — my OUR

20 — the package

21 — she's pretty

22 — to fucking JAPAN?

23 — with YOU!?

24 — mommm

25 — trashBin

26 — dommy mommy

27 — 5 feet apart (the remake)

28 — its-a me-a, mariooo

29 — room 63

30 — notice me senpai

31 — triple dared

32 — #hyuck_deserved_better

33 — shit.

34 — in front of the chinese restaurant

35 — sandwich(ed)

36 — loverboy PT1 | PT2

37 — biology, huh?

38 — should I cry?

39 — our girl

40 — jellyfish phase

MORE TO BE ADDED

41 — crew love

BONUS — moan worthy

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rillils · 3 months

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STEVE & BUCKY'S LOVE STORY, UNABRIDGED SOMEWHAT ABRIDGED, part 3/4 (here are part 1 and part 2)

i just want to preface this by saying: as much as they tried to make this movie all about tony, and as much as they tried to no-homo the steve/bucky situation, they still somehow ended up making CACW the gayest movie in the whole cap trilogy, and that's saying something *throws confetti*

now, picking up where we left off:

aided by his friends sam and natasha, steve spends the following two years or so chasing after bucky, looking for clues as to where he could be hiding, until he eventually finds him.

their reunion scene is like. i honestly don't know if i can convey the sheer, ridiculous, absolute beauty that is this scene.

the thing is, steve isn't the only one who discovered bucky's location: the bad guys did too, and they're coming. like they're coming RIGHT NOW, as sam keeps trying to warn steve. which means that he and bucky have about 20 seconds to do this, and that might sound like too short of a time, right? but honey, the amount of repressed emotions and homoerotic subtext these two manage to stuff into those 20 seconds, my god--

no because like, there's a whole-ass SWAT team outside, waiting to crash through their door and blow up the place, yeah? and instead of getting the fuck out of there PRONTO, steve, mr romeo fucking rogers, decides to spend those precious few seconds trying to get bucky to admit that he loves him, making this much yearned-for, long-awaited reunion the most high-stakes game of gay chicken in the whole of history. you might think i'm kidding, but i'm not!!!!

INTRODUCING:

in the red corner, we've got steve basically telling bucky: "i know that you remember me, i know that you saved me because you still love me, please will you just say it out loud babe"

and in the blue corner there's bucky, extremely conflicted because YES, of course he loves steve, but he also knows he's putting steve in danger just by standing in the same room as him, and steve shouldn't even be here in the first place, and anyways STEVE NOW'S NOT THE TIME PLS FUCK

so he's just (unsuccessfully) trying to deny everything, you know?? "fuck no i don't know you, just know your name from a museum, what do you mEAN i saved your ass because i love you more than life itself and that's literally the first thing i remembered when i got my memory back"

(a quick reenactment:)

but really, you'll see the love in bucky's eyes if you just look hard enough.

n- no, look harder

a bit harder?

see, i told you

so here they are, just about to slam each other into the nearest wall and make out like it's brokeback mountain and they're just two guys coming from a time where their love had to be kept a secret and they miss what little privacy they used to have in their own little bubble when they were younger and living together and then life tore them apart and they haven't seen each other in ages and they've been yearning all the while and now that they're finally standing before each other again the air feels electric between them and they just can't help but- wait. uh. that, uh. that sounds familiar. uh.

OKAY so they're totally about to snog the living daylights out of each other, but time is running out. the bad guys are here!! and- and also a bunch of other people! because apparently everybody wants bucky either dead or locked up for one reason or another!! MY BOY CAN'T CATCH A FUCKING BREAK!!

so bucky is apprehended. but before anyone can do much about it, this other guy - this movie's Official Antagonist™ - gets bucky alone and triggers bucky's brainwashed assassin persona into taking over.

no longer conscious of his own actions, bucky wreaks havoc in the building, knocking people down in his wake like a sexy buff steamroller, and tries to escape; but steve, desperate not to lose him again, goes after him and stops him.

by grabbing onto a fucking helicopter, as one does

one extremely romantic, freaking insane stunt later, steve manages to get bucky to safety. next thing you know, bucky's waking up and back to himself, and they finally have a bit longer than 20 seconds to talk. you think they're gonna be normal about this? you think they're gonna share a standard heart to heart conversation? oh hell no, babes. WHIP OUT THE BEDROOM EYES, TURN THAT SOFTNESS UP TO ELEVEN, WE'RE UNLOCKING A BRAND NEW LEVEL OF EMOTIONS HERE

seriously. you don't know what true tenderness is, until you've heard james buchanan barnes softly say, in his sweet, gruff, velvety drawl, barely holding back a smile, "your mom's name was sarah. you used to wear newspapers in your shoes."

also the two of them just. spend half the scene making INTENSE heart eyes at each other, gazing deeply and intimately in each other's eyes, just bypassing the flirting zone to move straight to eye-lovemaking lane, while sam is in the room, because they've got no chill whatsoever.

unfortunately, sam cockblocks reminds them that they don't have time for this shit (dammit, sam) as they kinda have more pressing matters at hand, being on the run from like every government in the world (and then some). also they must neutralize The Antagonist™ before he can act on his Evil Plan™, so, you know. put the eyesex on hold, guys!

(to be continued in part 4)

#stucky #stevebucky #the silly stucky recap you didn't ask for #part 3 :D #so this got too long and i thought it'd be best to split it in two parts #hence the change from 3/3 to 3/4 #rillers scribbles #i'm still not 100% sure how to tag it in the first place tbh xD #but here #have some silliness in your day #cacw

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!!NSFW!!!

My friends and I have a tradition of playing "does this character have sex" whenever we get into a new piece of media, because we always enjoy everything together, and today we spent a few hours discussing TWST charactrs. They found out that I now have a Tumblr blog and told me I should "post our very scientific findings for the interwebs" (Note that we are all between the ages of 16-17, so in the same age group as the characters)

Heartslabyul (general judgement): The virgin one

Riddle: no, and he somehow doesn't even know what sex is. You'd think he'd know with how much he studies about everything you learn in school, so even sex-ed but no, he doesn't know

Ace: gray area, no bitches respectfully, except maybe Deuce, but we couldn't agree on that, he would treat it as "it's just a prank bro, no homo"

Deuce: yeah, sure, I mean he's pretty okay looking, not often tho

Cater: he seems like he'd be a dicord kitten or an insta-thot, he tries but doesn't really succeed, maybe once or twice.

Trey: no, because he actually wears a fedora, unironically. "he's as bland as the flour he uses in his cakes"-my friend#2

Savanaclaw (general judgement): Gahdayumm!!

Leona: YES! absoulutley 100% just look at him, but he'd be one of those lazy tops, is very casual about it, there isn't a lot to say because it's just so obvious that he is 100% a sex haver

Ruggie: Hard to say, he has an Italian souding name so maybe no, he hasn't yet discovered that he can earn quite a lot of money that way, or maybe he has (we couldn't agree on this)

Jack: gay wolf boyfirend fantasy so yes, big buff man go brrrr

Octavinelle (general judgement): ehhhh, fish go brrr

Azul: this was a very hard one to decide but in the end no, no real reason just doesn't seem like he would have it, he's on that alpha buisness grindset

Jade: Yes becazse friend#1 said so (she's a strong Jade stan) and everyone decided to let her have this one, but everybody else generally thinks he is Asexual (friend#1 is also ace)

Floyd: yes, he is bisexual in wicked and scheming ways and everybody is aware of that. Chaos bi, him and Jade are two side of a coin, all or nothing. He flirts by messing with people, mostly Riddle but as I've already said Riddle has no idea what's going on and just thinks Floyd has it out for him

Scarabia (general judgement): This was the hardest one to discuss

Kalim: He is very lovable, but no, for unknown reasons, boy has 0 rizz

Jamil: yeah, ig, normal 17 year old guy, he isn't basic like Trey, but he just doesn't have time because of Kalim

Pomefiore (general judgement): slayyy!

Vil: Yes, and his standards are surprisingly not as high as you'd think, we got very heated about how people often mischaracterize him as a very vain but he just wants people to be themselves and best version of themselves. Good for cardio

Rook: yes, in freaky kinky ways (see Rook alchemy card) he sometimes has touble finding people who are into the same stuff as him

Epel: no, beacause he is an "alpha male" in the worst ways possible

Ignihyde (General judgement): you'd think they be reddit mods, but they actually tumblr sexymen

Idia: yes, he has that disheveled rizz, the more they look like they haven't left the house since 2015 the better. We stan broken men in this household(blog), only on halloween tho that's when his confidence get's a bit better and he becomes and active member of society

Ortho: he is a robot based on a young child! NO!

Diasomnia (General judgement): oooh spooky~~

Malleus: yeah sure

Silver: gray are (they demanded I make that pun, pls forgive me)

Lillia: He is the most slay character, an old vampire/fae obviously yes. He has a lot of experience, best sex haver he's so amazing, Lillia for the win

Sebek: no

Staff (general judgement): a very mixed bag

Crowley: someone somwhere slept with him, he is kinda usless but he gets laid, look at his vacation outfit

Crewel: Definetly, high standards but he is correct, he gets to have high standards, he is the perfect man, not a DILF but also not not one

Trein: yes, loyal to his wife (rip tho), good husband 10/10 would trust him, good man

Vargas: Yeah, he's a typical good looking guy, he has never had a long term relationship but he doesn't want one

Sam: We debated for a long time and decided that yes he does have sex

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