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chaoticace2005 · 1 month

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Alastor: You know, when I was alive people would always tell me I should find a woman and have kids.

Angel: Ouch, I feel you there Smiles. You’d ever find a way to get them to stop?

Alastor: Well-

Angel: Beyond murder.

Alastor:

Alastor: Well, they usually stopped asking me to have kids once I started talking about a plan I had if I were to be cursed with children.

Angel, scared: …what?

Alastor: Step one, have children.

Alastor: Step two, hide babies all around the house.

Alastor: Step three, when my kid asks "Where do babies come from?" Respond with "Where DON'T babies come from?" and pull one out of a cabinet.

Angel:

Angel: Holy shit I might have to use that if my family comes around asking.

Husk: You’re dead. You can’t have kids.

Angel: Try telling my nonna that.

#aroace man and gay man from early 1900s bonding over expectation to marry and have kids #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel memes #angel dust #angel dust hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #alastor hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel husk #alastor #husker hazbin hotel #aroace alastor

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xalonelydreamerx · 6 months

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Coriolanus Snow post-tbosas:

#coriolanus snow #coriolanus x lucy gray #my man literally married his school rival to ensure he'd have the most loveless marriage possible 💀#safe to say he never got over her #Lucy Gray voodoo #tbosas #the ballad of songbirds and snakes #the hunger games #thg memes #lucy gray baird #snowbaird #hunger games #president snow #xalonelydreamerx edit

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stormwvr · 5 months

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Xaden: Fuck AND marry Violet. I'll kill everyone else

Bodhi, exasperated: for the last time that's not how the game works

#sorry i saw the meme and immediately thought of xaden #incorrect fourth wing quotes #incorrect iron flame quotes #fourth wing #iron flame #the empyrean #fourth wing incorrect quotes #xaden riorson #violet sorrengail #fuck marry kill #incorrect empyrean quotes #incorrect fourth wing

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legendofzoodles · 22 hours

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How to traumatise the Hero of Time:

Art credit @linkeduniverse :)

#any% speenrun emotional damage #wild he's married!#jeez #linked universe #lu #linkeduniverse #lu wild #lu time #lu memes #lu meme #lu update #lu thoughts #linked universe memes #lu spoilers #lu spoiler

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kayacomics · 1 year

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Finished this artwork to calm myself. I was working on a featured article and it suddenly deleted itself😃

How Fu**** rude

Anyway, pls enjoy the fluff❤️

#buddy daddies #kazurei #rei x kazuki #buddy daddies miri #memedaddy #memes #Kazuki and Rei and married

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ghostly-groves · 7 months

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literally the situation rn

#surely they're not *actually* legally married thouh #right?#surely not #tommyinnit #tubbo #mcyt #qsmp #dsmp #mcyt memes #tom simons #my posts #the worst of scar #ghost 1k

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tulipsandcorgis · 26 days

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kate: dancing with my husband is so sweet and fun

anthony: DO YOU THINK IF WE DANCE CHEST TO CHEST IT’LL HIDE MY VERY OBVIOUS DESIRE FOR YOU

#bridgerton #bridgerton season 3 #anthony bridgerton #kate bridgerton #kanthony #kathony #kate x anthony #*my memes #my guy YOU did this to yourself by kissing her in public!#married and yet you’d think he’s never danced with her before #his brain broke

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nenehyuuchiha · 9 months

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#zosan #black leg sanji #one piece #meme #roronoa zoro #zoro x sanji #it's literally them #it goes both ways #love that cene where Sanji literally takes a wanted poster of Zoro from his suit #are you walking around with pictures of your boyfriend all the time baby?#to be fair he gets lost a lot #zoro is so lost he lost himself in the character and now they're basically married #“i came back from hell to fulfill my promise to you” lmao gay #not even death can separate them #gay gay homosexual gay

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fanby-fckry · 6 months

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Modern AU

Alastor: If you’re not married by the time you turn 40, will you marry me?

Husk: What the fuck? Did you just propose to me?

Alastor: Maybe! :)

Husk: Why? Why would we get married?

Alastor: Tax Evasion! :)

Husk:

Husk: Ok, deal.

#getting married to someone else isn’t even an option in Alastor’s mind #Husk is his best friend and the only person he trusts enough to marry #nobody else will do #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel memes #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #incorrect hazbin quotes #incorrect hazbin hotel quotes #incorrect quotations #radiohusk #fake marriage au #alastor x husk #alastor #alastor hazbin hotel #husk hazbin hotel #fanby’s fuckery

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skyrim-forever · 2 months

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#skyrim #the elder scrolls #tes #tesblr #meme #serana #brynjolf #miraak #neloth #galaxy brain: why can't I marry Alduin #neloth stans i see you #I am you

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blue-kyber · 2 months

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#meme #LOL #obi wan kenobi #star wars #marry poppins

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lomlompurim · 4 months

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Do you think that in svsss post canon, when bingqiu is in their marital bliss in their bamboo house, Binghe lays awake at night look at the ceiling and remembering all the nights he spend in his side room dreaming of marrying his shizun?

That silly teenage dream that seemed so far and unrealistic, utterly imposible, but he still held it close to his heart, in hope that one day, maybe one day Shizun would allow Binghe to court him. And then The Mess™ of the plot happened and he had no time to think too much about it. Maybe he still thought about it briefly, but not so much while dealing with the prospect of his affections laying death on his bed.

And after all that they just started a relationship, got engaged and had their wedding shortly after that.

And here they are, sharing their marital bed every night, living together, eating together, kissing, cuddling, having nasty loving sex and just existing as husbands. He became Sqq's husband.

I like to imgine Binghe looking at his husband sleeping peacefully next to him, then looking at the ceiling and getting all blushed while raising his fist to the sky while thinking "we did it, little me, we did it!!" And screaming internally like a giddy young girl in love.

#svsss #人渣反派自救系统 #luo binghe #bingqiu #like that meme #teen binghe: We married him? ;o;#adult binghe: YESSSSS WE MARRIED HIM #and making a little happy dance #shizun does a little happy dance when he thinks no one is looking #so he copied him #headcanon

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akasketchy · 10 months

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