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incorrect911argoship · 1 month

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*Buck taking charge during a call*

Buck: We're a team, alright? Ride or die.

Eddie: I'd totally ride you.

Buck: What?

Ravi: He said that he'd totally ride you.

#incorrect 911 quotes #incorrect buddie #buddie #911 #911 abc #evan buckley #eddie diaz #ravi panikkar #hen wilson #bobby nash #chimney han #bottom!eddie #top!buck #the intrusive thoughts won

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pezhead · 8 months

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I like to think Donbot is still a teen on the inside~

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orangekittyenergy · 8 days

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Just thinking about how Gale would absolutely adore his lovers body. Like, it's not just about ravishing you, he'd spend every single moment going over every inch of your skin and kissing it, licking it, searing it into his brain.

Every pore, every scar, every imperfection - he loves it all.

It's not that he means to tease or overstimulate you, it's just that he genuinely refuses to rush through anything because he wants to savor every part of you. Every time.

Like, he'd spend ages on your nipples alone. Kissing them, tenderly rolling them through his soft fingers, flicking his tongue across them, a very gentle nibble with his teeth, caressing the rest of you while he does, until you genuinely have to beg him to move on.

When he finally gives in he just moves on to do the same thing to your navel or hands or thighs. By the time you actually go to have sex you're already so turned on and ready you would finish in a hot minute.

Gale Dekarios - king of foreplay (in my head)

#unhinged thirst time #the intrusive thoughts won #gale of waterdeep #gale dekarios #bg3 gale #gale smut #my writing

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equestriagirl16 · 1 year

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MC: So what are you guy’s New Years resolutions?

Grim: Same as always, become the greatest sorcerer the world has ever seen!

Deuce: I just hope to keep doing well in my academics. Make my friends and family proud.

Ace: Boooo!

Deuce: Like you have a better one!

Ace: To be honest, it’s a toss up between being a basketball champ or getting a partner..

Deuce: Pffft-

Ace: HEY!-

MC: *finds Malleus down the hall before the girls start fighting* Mal-Mal!

Malleus: Hello MC, I hope you’re doing well today.

MC: I’m great, but I’ve got a question. You have any resolutions for this New Year?

Malleus: *pulls out paper from his blazer* As a matter of fact I’ve complied a few on a small list right here.

Grim: I dare you to cross out anything that has to do with MC.

Malleus: …

MC: …

Malleus: *slowly eats the paper*

MC: *flabber and gasted* MALLEUS SPIT IT OUT!-

Malleus: *muffled* NO!

Grim: *WHEEZE*

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dragonroilz · 5 months

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#mithrix #ror2 #risk of rain 2 #the intrusive thoughts won #hi tumblr im too much of a coward to post this on twitter #eat well #my art

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evillillad · 1 month

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listen

#the intrusive thoughts won #welcome home #welcome home oc #doodle #nina noon #im crying #shes so miss piggy coded #similar in personality but ninas more lazy and laid back #and also does NOT know karate smh..

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thunderon · 1 year

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my impulse control needs work. i thought to myself “hmm i wonder if this lid is leakproof” and immediately flipped my cup upside down because my brain needed the result immediately for some reason

my shoes are now covered in hot coffee.

#the intrusive thoughts won #in my defense im very sleep deprived #but also that’s not abnormal #at least i found out about that lid not being leakproof #op #not the locked tomb

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pinkfluffacttuff · 5 months

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Hellsing Hilt Talk With Halex

So we've all seen this image, where Vladcard recognizes Seras as a true vampire.

Iconic moment. Very sweet. 11/10.

But wait a second! That sword is sticking up at a peculiar angle. A very peculiar angle indeed! Almost like...

I wanted to know, out of horny morbid curiosity, how long is Alucard's shaft?

Our ruler is sized correctly now!

And there you have it: the length of that thick, heavy shaft.

Do with this information what you will. I'm going back to horny jail.

Until we meet again!

#hellsing ultimate #hellsing abridged #vladcard #alucard hellsing #suggestive #halex #cat furry #mmd oc #mmd furry #i know its cringe #the intrusive thoughts won #i spent 4 hours on a dick joke please laugh

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tinyfantasminha · 1 year

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hfnsdhndsfhndshnhh7347853ndfhnHSHDNFHNSD ROOK HUTNTE

WHAAAAAAAAAAT????

#THE INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS WON #HELOOKS SO HOT ALSO HIS CARD STATS IS SO GOOD OMG #omg my portfest jack duo is gonna get SICK now #CANTT BELIEBVE HE WAS SO NICE TO MEEEEEEEE #please please i cant be becoming a 🅱ook simp what the hejjlç #rook hunt #gacha

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danger-bird · 10 days

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I'm baking a cake, just so you know...

#touchstarved game #Im so sorry #the intrusive thoughts won

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kolibripilled-canine · 9 months

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INT. GRIMES'S BEDROOM - - EVENING

CHELSEA MANNING and GRIMES are in the midst of PASSIONATE SEX. Suddenly, Manning begins to laugh uncontrollably.

GRIMES

What are you laughing at?

CHELSEA

(struggling not to laugh)

I can't I can't

GRIMES

What are you laughing at??

CHELSEA

(laughing)

Be gay do Grimes

#the intrusive thoughts won #Chelsea Manning #Grimes

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pezhead · 1 year

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I think I'm funny~

#leonardo #hamato leonardo #april o'neil #tmnt au #tmnt redesign #i did it #the intrusive thoughts won #i cloned 2012 leo's first voice #this happens right after a pic #the one where donnie is trying to pull raph and mikey up #:D #i forgot to add text #he says:#“if they keep this up they're gonna get.... caught”#tmnt: lifeblood au

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orangekittyenergy · 9 days

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I actually really LOVE when the camera in game glitches and you get random close up shots like this.

It's a little treat. Like, oh hi close up of handsome beard mans face - why yes I do want to stick my fingers in your mouth.

#gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #bg3 gale #the intrusive thoughts won #gale

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meatloafzzz · 1 year

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✨Candy Corn Corazon✨

#one piece #one piece corazon #op corazon #donquixote rosinante #donquixote corazon #THE INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS WON #but fr that’s what the shirt looks like!!!#help him #meatloaf draws

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sh0wbagz · 2 years

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Oops my hand slipped..

#the intrusive thoughts won #elden ring #elden ring fanart #fanart #art #godskin duo #godskin apostle #godskin noble #godrick the grafted #godrick the golden #morgott the omen king #sorcerer rogier #d hunter of the dead #merchant kalé #white masked varré #mohg lord of blood #kalés Mark is the frenzied flame bc I didn’t know what else to do #godrick is so tame bc how the fuck do u make an amalgamation of pony parts

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strawberrybabydog · 2 years

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i really wish non-psychotic ppl would stop joking about having "voices in their head" when they actually dont have voices?

voices are not intrusive thoughts, theyre not a personification of having some vague mental illness, and whatever else they use "voices" to mean is not what voices in your head actually are. its very upsetting to see language i genuinely need to use to describe my symptoms being watered down or tossed around casually?

misinformation aside, a lot of the time when i hear these jokes my voices are instantly triggered which is Not A Great Thing. i dont know how the jokes affect other people, but it can cause me a lot of suffering.

psychosis isnt a punchline

tag as #on sanism or #on ableism if u rb. dont tag as #sanism or #ableism.

#the intrusive thoughts won #dont get me started on #psychosis #mild feelings #language #on sanism

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