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Me and my friends spilling the tea about the latest drama
#twisted wonderland#azul ashengrotto#floyd leech#jade leech#disney twst#twst#octavinelle#spilling the tea#drama
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— oh and by the way im married (zhongli) .
synopsis !! zhongli neglects to inform his friends that he's married.
contains !! they/them reader but referred to as wife, comedic dialogue
Z H O N G L I
Perhaps it's the fact that you've been married for centuries that informing others didn't seem to be a priority for Zhongli.
It wasn't obvious either. He had his day job and you had yours. To regular couples, the amount of distance you two spend would be a little strange, but time is something you have in abundance so it didn't really matter when you spend a few days apart doing your day jobs.
It was Hutao who brought it up the on the evening's Lantern Rite dinner.
"Aiyaya, it seems like everybody alive and dead has a date for this year's lantern rite."
"Hahaha! And here we are celebrating a feast with new and old friends. It doesn't sound like much of a loss to me." Venti laugjs, pouring himself a drink that threatens to overflow from his hand.
"I'm not saying it's a loss, I'm simply wondering wouldn't some of you want to spend the night with a special someone?" She smirks, eyes scanning the group. Chongyun coughs into his cup as Xiao averts his gaze from the troublemaker.
"If you're asking for my opinion, I'd say everyone here is quite special to me," Lumine smiles warmly before glancing at the two archons and yaksha, "I'm sure there's still time for dating in the future. We're not that old."
"Well. . ." Hutao turns to Zhongli. He raises a brow, placing down his cup.
"May I ask why you're staring at me, Director Hu?"
"No reason~ It's just, as your boss, of course I'm a little bit concerned. Aren't you wasting your youth by not going out on dates, mister Zhongli? I'm sure there's a line of Liyuens who would love to–"
A burst of laughter comes from the green bard. "Oh, him? On a Lantern Rite date with someone else? (Name) would surely kill him."
"(Name)?" Everyone questions.
"Huh? He didn't tell you?" Venti tilts his head.
Zhongli coughs, "Ah. . . Please don't be concerned about my dating life, Director Hu. After all, I am already married."
Silence.
A cup drops.
Tea spills (literally).
Then,
"Married?!" The restaurant shakes as Hutao and Lumine jolt upright, hands slamming the table.
"Married." Zhongli confirms.
"What! For how long? When? What's their name? Why have you never–"
Zhongli hushes, trying to calm his boss from jumping over the table. His face dusts a light pink, perhaps embarrassed by the whole ordeal.
"For a few. . . years now. As you know, they're (Name). And as for why I never mentioned my wife. . ." He glances at the crowd, ". . . I simply forgot."
"You. . . forgot," Xingqiu slowly repeats.
"Yes, it seems I've forgotten to inform everyone. Then again, is it not obvious that I'm a married man?"
Chongyun covers his face in his hands, processing the whole ordeal, "Thinking back. . . mister Zhongli always had a domestic kind of aura. It seems so obvious now."
"Wait, wait, wait! How come I didn't know about this? We work together almost everyday! And why does Venti know! Didn't you two just met! Do you even have a ring?" Hutao interjects, flabbergasted as Zhongli and Venti freezes.
In truth, he does have a ring. One he carved himself made of only the most precious of jade and metal. It has rested under his glove for centuries—
Under his glove also hides his draconic arms, golden veins against dark brown, almost scale-like skin. Proof of a entity greater than human.
"Ehe. . . about that," Venti nervously looks away, "I've actually. . . met his wife before!" He covers up, voice laced with enthusiasm.
"Yes, yes, my wife is quite fond of Mondstadt's songs. They've frequently visited the nation before."
"And you don't come along?" Xiangling asks.
"I don't."
The group blinks.
"And what about the ring? I never see you wear a wedding ring." Hutao narrows her eyes.
"That's because I don't wear it." He answers bluntly.
". . . and you never introduced them to us because. . .?" Lumine questions.
"Because . . . I haven't had the time to?"
Hutao rests back on her chair, her eyes glazed in judgment, "No offense mister Zhongli, but you seem like a terrible husband. If you don't get your act straight, I'd say your marriage won't last."
His jaw drops. Venti laughs.
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"Darling, am I a terrible husband?"
"No? What makes you think that?"
"No reason. Although I believe we should try dating publicly."
tumblr has been deleting my last paragraphs why
//for some reason tumblr has been deleting my last lines in drafts so i have to type this so my last sentences wont get deleted
"No reason. But perhaps it's about time I show you off to the public more."
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#genshin#genshin zhongli#zhongli x reader#genshin impact#zhongli#zhongli fluff#zhongli fic#genshin fluff#genshin x reader
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Ratted out
sometimes friends and family accidentally (or purposefully) reveal things they shouldnt :)
characters featured: Leona, Kalim, Jade, Jack
ufff idk whats wrong with me but i ended up creating an entire (unrelated to this fic) movie plan related to twst this is mentally stable activities, truly
also unrelated but the new event got me SCREAMING how do they look so good😫
ᐟᐟ☆๋࣭ ⭑໑ Leona Kingscholar
when hanging out with your boyfriend Leona, a little lion boy suddenly jumps him and he immediately lets you go
who is this child???
"Uncle Leona!" the boy clings onto him and you can feel the annoyance eminating from Leona
it's like its own aura thats how annoyed he is🥴
so his nephew (you presume) looks to you all of a sudden and asks "who are you?" with an innocent look on his face
"I'm his lover...?" you said, a little unsure. But when you looked to Leona, he had a look of pure horror on his face...? What is even going on?????
"What?! No way, you're dating Uncle Leona?!" the kid got all excited and ran off somewhere before you could stop him
"...What have you done?" Leona hissed at you through clenched teeth, holding his forehead
you do realise you just revealed that he's dating you to the most big mouthed child in the world, right? that his whole family will know in a matter of minutes, right? that you've basically just invited yourself to every future family gathering at once, right?
and sure enough, in a few minutes he got a surprised text from his brother which he left on read 💀
"Damn brat..." he muttered under his breath, you still confused over what just happened
ᐟᐟ☆๋࣭ ⭑໑ Kalim Al-Asim
let's be real babes there is nothing for his siblings to rat him out on because he immediately told his family he was dating you
however....😈
his siblings happened to overhear a little something...
"Hey, hey." one of Kalim's younger brothers pulled your sleeve, wanting to tell you something
"yes?" you answered absentmindedly, thinking he's going to start talking about a strange thing he saw today or something
"Kalim's gonna marry you." he whispered to you, looking around to make sure no one heard
You laughed a little. "If you think so." you pat his little head
"No, he was like, asking mom if he can marry you soon. We heard it." another one of his brothers joined in after hearing the tea being spilled
"What?! Really?!" you're both extremely surprised and happy and mad at his brothers for ruining the surprise right now
oh well, what's done is done, and now you know Kalim is SERIOUS about you
that gets you thinking about wedding stuff now...🤔
What none of you know tho is that Jamil overheard all of you
"Okay, maybe we need to scrap the whole surprise wedding proposal thing..." he sighs, making a mental note of it and preparing to dissapoint poor Kalim
ᐟᐟ☆๋࣭ ⭑໑ Jade Leech
jade is like... oddly nice to you after you first meet him
you're a little wary of him considering his reputation but he hasn't done anything weird at all so... might as well accept his gifts?
one time he approaches you with jade in tow and you think absolutely nothing of it since they're together like 90% of the time anyways
"Hello there, are you enjoying your lunch?" he just sat down next to you without asking if he can at all 😔
"Uh, yeah, I suppose." you didn't really know what to tell him and it seems he doesnt know how to continue the conversation either so u just kinda... stare at eachother while Floyd casually steals a bit of ur food
"Maaaan, aren't you like, supposed to be crushing on Little Shrimpy or something? Then taaalk about stuff, I'm bored." Floyd looked bored when he saw the two of you didn't start talking about weird stuff
Jade simply smiled at you, telling you to ignore Floyd
But on the inside he was planning approximately 10 ways to... get rid of someone without others noticing
or alternatively, just beating the everloving crap out of his twin brother if the first plan is not a possibility
"Do you have a crush on me?" you wanted to know now...
"That's for you to think about." he smiled oddly eerily, but then just started talking abt something mundane 😥
ᐟᐟ☆๋࣭ ⭑໑ Jack Howl
You're visiting him for the first time because you got curious what his family is like
OF COURSE HE'S AN OLDER BROTHER IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW
his younger siblings immediately ambushed you with their little sniffer noses as soon as you stepped in the house🤔
"Who are you?" they asked, always curious about anyone that Jack brings over
When you told them who you were, they immediately ran away to "TELL MOM" and were literally screaming that the two of you are dating so loudly that the whole neighborhood could hear
You could also hear some woman (who you presume is his mom) laughing from somewhere in the house so uhhh.... atleast she isn't mad about it?
You looked back at Jack who seemed more annoyed than anything
"Aren't you gonna... go stop them?" you asked, raising a brow.
"Nah, I was gonna tell mom I'm dating you anyways. I'm just mad that they beat me to it." he crossed his arms, huffing in annoyance
"Actually, speaking of, isn't me dating you kinda a big deal? You told me before that wolves have one partner for life." you actually got kinda nervous, i mean, you gotta impress his family good now
"It is. But I think everyone's just happy I got someone at all." Jack looked at his overly excited siblings who were still celebrating
"Wow, that's sad." you sassed him 😝
"...I shouldn't have brought you."
#˗ˏˋ ★ ♡ 「Wolfie’s other works」 ♡ ★ ˎˊ˗#wow im finally writing for someone that isnt the big three ™ on my blog gimme a pat on the back for effort#twst x reader#twisted wonderland x reader#twst x y/n#twst x you#twst x yuu#twisted wonderland x yuu#leona x you#leona kingsholar x reader#leona x reader#kalim x reader#kalim al asim x reader#kalim x yuu#jade leech x reader#jade leech x yuu#jade x reader#jack howl x reader#jack howl x yuu#jack howl
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Masterlist on all things Ghost Jade.
📝 = Written 🖼️ = Illustration 📔 = Comic
A timeline-based compilation of works of Ghost and Jade along the events of Modern Warfare II (2022)
❋ Ghost and Jade's first meeting... 🖼️
❋ Reboot!Jade's profile 🖼️
Prologue - Hard Time 🖼️📝
Ghost and Jade during the Alone mission! 🖼️
Take Care of Yourself 🖼️📝
Jade sees Ghost's face for the first time 🖼️
Catch My Breath (the first kiss) 🖼️📝
Wildflower (Valentine's Day 2023) 🖼️📝
More of You (there's only one bed oop) Part 1 Part 2 📝🖼️ Sketch
Jade meets Ghost's family 📝
What if Ghost saw Jade injured? 📝
Team Las Almas 🖼️
When Ghost Crumbles, She Finally Saw Simon 🖼️
Ghost Brushes Jade's Hair 🖼️
Jade gives in to Ghost's aesthetic 📔
When Did Ghost Learn How To Braid? 🖼️
Jade vs Ghost! 🖼️
Protective Ghost 📔
Jade's hair 📔
SKETCHES 1 2 3
Ghost and Jade's Children 🖼️📝
Ghost and Jade's First Impression on Each Other 🖼️📝
Jade Forcefully Opens Ghost's Mask! (Just my rambling but this is the first ever post of Jade) 🖼️📝
A Night To Kill 🖼️📝
Meteor Showers Part I 📔
Meteor Showers Part II 📔
Ghost Takes Care of Jade During Her Period 🖼️📝
ALMOST First Kiss?? 🖼️
We Survived The Whole-Ass War Together and Now Let's Have Our First Date For Real 🖼️
Know my OTP in 5 Minutes meme 🖼️
Ghost Braids Jade's Hair 🖼️
BBQ Sauce on Me Tits... 🖼️
Ghost Spilled his Tea 🖼️
Wrong Room Jade... 🖼️
What if Ghost Survives? Sketch 🖼️
Veteran!Ghost x Vet!Jade ft. Riley the Doggo 🖼️📝
Vigilante!Ghost x Police!Jade 🖼️📝
Azrael!Ghost ft. Jade
Take Care of Yourself Out There, Alright? 🖼️
Painting Ghost and Jade's Face Claim! 🖼️
Help Ghost with His Eyeliner Plz 📔
@shadeops21 's "A Vet, A Vet, and a Dog" based on my Vet AU. 📝
@shadeops21's Quackbang! based of my Jade in Ghost's Jacket illlustration. 🖼️📝
@simonriley1994 's Fanfic of Meteor Showers 📝
#NEW MASTERLIST#since the old post is broken I made a new one!#these are the works I can compile so far. I've made too much GhostJade stuff my goodness 😭💀🙏#call of duty#call of duty modern warfare#cod mw#cod#simon ghost riley#cod mw22#call of duty modern warfare 2022#charlotte jade le jardin#ghost x jade#ghost x oc#original character#masterlist#fanfics#comics
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Dollhouses & haircuts:
A Hazel and Jade fic.
You were rushing around the house, looking for your car keys while Hazel waited impatiently on the couch.
“Mom! We’re going to be late!” She fidgeted, she was always worried about being timely just like you and her father.
“We won’t be late! I made sure we had enough time. I just don’t know where your father left the keys” you groaned, looking through random kitchen drawers as a final resort.
Jack emerged from the bedroom with Jade as his shadow. “Found them!” He jogged over to you, wrapping his arms around your waist from behind as he placed kisses down your neck.
“Time crunch Harlow” you warned turning around to grab the keys from him before kissing him.
“I love you, drive safe and call me if you need anything” he was always obviously nervous when you left the house without him.
“I love you too, promise I’ll be safe.”
You bent down to kiss Jade goodbye, holding her face in your hands as you gave her the usual pep-talk.
“Be on your best behavior for Daddy, okay?”
“Promise!” She giggled jumping up and down.
“And daddy, be on your best behavior for Jadey” Hazel teased as Jack hugged her goodbye.
“No promises!” Jack replied as the two of you left the house.
Jade was ready for her fun day with her dad, she made sure to get good sleep so she’d have plenty of energy but Jack on the other hand was struggling with the morning already.
He couldn’t stop yawning, as he stood over the stovetop. Jade noticed immediately, worried Jack would fall asleep on her shortly after breakfast.
“Daddy? You’re not sleepy are you?” She sat at the kitchen table and waited for her eggs and hash browns.
“I’m a little tired but I probably just need to eat breakfast” Jack knew to answer with a little more pep than usual, sensing Jades' worry.
“Do you want chocolate milk?” Jack took the chocolate syrup out of the fridge knowing what her answer would be.
He sat beside her at the table, holding a mug of hot tea in both hands as Jade immediately started eating her eggs.
“You don’t want cheese on yours?” Jade asked with her mouth full, realizing his eggs didn’t have any.
“I didn’t need any” he smiled, not having the heart to tell her there was only enough cheese for her eggs.
“Do you want chocolate milks? I can share” Jade pushed her cup toward Jack almost spilling it but Jack's quick reflexes caught it before it did.
“Sorry Daddy!” Jade slapped her hand over her mouth.
“It’s okay bug, you’re very sweet for offering to share but I have my own drink.”
“When we are done, can we play with my dollys? Jade swung her feet back and forth under the table.
“Of course! We can play whatever you want to play” Jack smiled at his youngest daughter. Her features favored yours, and he was caught off guard for a moment at how much she looked like you.
“What Daddy? I have something on my face?” She aggressively wiped her mouth with the sleeves of her shirt.
“No bug” Jack chuckled reaching for a napkin to hand her. “I just think you look very beautiful today.”
“Like a princess?” Her eyes sparkled with excitement.
“Just like a princess” a loving grin spread across his face knowing how much that meant to her.
Once they were both done eating, Jade went to her playroom and got some of her favorite dolls, Jack set up her new dollhouse in the living room that you had both gotten her for her last birthday.
If you asked Jade she’d say it was her most prized possession.
Jack leaned against the couch as he waited for Jade, his eyelids drooping suddenly feeling overwhelmingly heavy.
“Daddy? Are you sleeping?” Jade's voice was sweet and shaky, she would be riddled with disappointment if he was, and Jack knew that. She was holding a plastic bucket against her chest filled with dolls.
He cleared his throat, fixing his posture. “No, you were just taking forever and a day” he teased, trying to play it off as Jade excitedly giggled and sat beside him.
“I wasn’t! Here- you can maybe be her” She handed Jack a Bratz doll with long brown hair and a blue outfit on.
“I look nothing like her!” Jack held the doll up to his face, making a silly cross-eyed face in comparison.
Jade giggled, making Jack laugh too.
“I don’t have a doll with hair like yours Daddy” Jade looked in her bucket of dolls with disappointment, sorting through to find another doll for her dad.
“Whatever happened to the dolls grandma got you?” Jack knew his mom had bought some dolls with similar hair to his and Jade's recently.
“I think they are at grammys house” She put a finger on her chin for a moment to think.
“That's okay! I was only joking, we can play with these” Jack fought back the urge to yawn.
They were playing with dolls for what Jack would’ve sworn was hours on end when Jade finally had to use the restroom, giving him a moment to rest his eyes. It wasn’t long before Jack had fallen asleep on the living room rug, snoring and all.
Jade's feet made pitter-patter noises against the floor, as she entered the room. “Daddy?”
Jack snored, louder than normal catching Jade off guard and making her jump back a little. She climbed onto the couch, pulling the blanket that usually sat on top of it off and covering her dad as he continued to deeply sleep.
Jade quietly played with her dolls alone until she had an idea, she ran into her playroom and found the child crafting scissors you bought for her and Hazel. They had rounded edges but were still sharp enough to cut most things, she had also found a roll of scotch tape.
It didn’t take long for her to tiptoe over to Jack, pulling the blanket down and cutting off a fair amount of his hair. Jack still didn’t flinch, having been completely knocked out.
Jade held a handful of her dad’s hair in her hand, struggling as she cut all of the hair off of one of her dolls and taped her dad’s hair around its head. She giggled with excitement, feeling as though she did a decent job.
It wasn’t until Jack's phone rang and it startled him awake that he finally realized he had fallen asleep. He frantically looked around for Jade, worried that she had somehow gotten out of the house.
“Hi, Daddy! I’m right here!” Jade waved as Jack quickly answered his phone.
“Hi, yeah, everything’s going good babe” he spoke to you in a calm tone, hoping you wouldn’t be able to tell he had taken a quick nap. “See you soon!”
“Is mommy coming home?”
“Yeah! Her and Hazel are bringing home lunch. So go wash your hands for me please?”
Jade stood up quickly, running to the bathroom as Jack cleaned up the mess that was made in the living room. He hadn’t noticed the doll or what was taped to it, as he put her in the bin with the other dolls.
Both you and Hazel noticed immediately that his hair was shorter on one side, you held up a finger to your lips motioning for Hazel not to say anything as she joined Jade in the restroom to wash her hands.
“Hey, baby? Have you-“You paused knowing he was about to have a full meltdown, his hair being a really important thing to him. Your eyes were hyper-fixated on the short strands of hair that sat on top of his left ear.
“What? Why are you looking at me like that?” He chuckled nervously, as you grabbed his hand and guided him to your primary bedroom.
The two of you stood in front of a mirror for less than two seconds before a bloodcurdling scream escaped him. His entire face went bright red with anger.
“What the fuck? Y/N? What the fuck?”
“Babe, I need you to calm down. How did this happen?” You could see the angry tears forming in his eyes, his nostrils were flared and his jaw was flexed.
“I have a shoot tomorrow. I fell asleep for a few minutes and she must have cut it then. What the fuck am I going to do? I look like an idiot.”
“It’s just hair! It’ll grow back Jackman. You’re going to raise your blood pressure, take a deep breath!”
Hazel stood in the doorway, slightly scared at her dad’s reaction as Jade was hidden behind her holding the doll that now possessed some of her dad’s curls.
You both heard Jade sniffling as Hazel began to explain on her little sister’s behalf. “I talked to Jadey and she said she just wanted her doll to have hair like daddy.”
Jack recalled the previous conversation in his head, realizing immediately why Jade came to make that decision.
Jade began to wail, knowing she had done wrong by Jack's reaction alone. Jack pinched the bridge of his nose, letting out a deep sigh before walking over to both of his girls.
Hazel nodded giving her dad a sympathetic smile before joining you on the other side of the room.
“I’m sorry Daddy!” Jade sat down on the hardwood floor, covering both of her eyes with her hands.
“I know you’re sorry baby, but you can’t go around cutting people’s hair off” Jack sat down taking Jade into his lap and holding her as she continued to cry into his chest.
“I’m sorry! I didn’t mean to make you angry” Jade continued to fill Jack's shirt with snot and tears.
“I can’t believe she did that” Hazel whispered to you as you silently agreed, watching as everything played out.
Your heart broke when you heard Jade utter the words, “Do you still love me?”
Jack's heart ached, knowing his tone had scared her enough to ask that question in the first place.
“I’ll always love you, nothing can change that. Not even cutting my hair off, okay?” He poked her nose with his index finger to let her know he wasn’t upset at her.
Eventually both Hazel and Jade went into the playroom to give you and Jack a moment alone, which you both desperately needed.
“Babe…”
“Before you say anything else, I want to say I’m very proud of you for how you handled that. I know that this is a worst-case scenario for you” You walked over to your husband, who was sitting at the edge of your bed with his chin in his hands.
“What am I going to do?” He mumbled, his shoulders slumped.
“Well, I have one solution, but I’m not entirely sure you’re going to like it” You held up the hair clippers he had tucked hidden away in his sock drawer.
“I’m not shaving my head! Are you insane woman?” Jack was practically clutching his metaphoric pearl necklace.
“What about a mullet? I can shave the other side to match the side Jade cut and you can rock a mullet for a while?”
Jack took a deep breath, “Fuck it. Billy Ray me babe.”
The sound of the clippers made both Hazel and Jade join you, out of sheer curiosity.
Hazel couldn’t contain her laughter, practically falling onto the floor as Jack rolled his eyes in disbelief of what was going on.
“Be nice or I’ll make you match me” he mouthed to his eldest daughter, stopping her laughter immediately.
#Jack Harlow#Jack Harlow x reader#jack harlow concepts#jack harlow blurb#jack harlow imagines#Jack Harlow fanfic
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Yandere! Overlord! Leech Brothers take in Villainess! MC after she's been discarded by her family
(TAGS: yandere, manipulation, poison, 18th century, cheating, MC is kinda detached, mentions of blood, the leech twins are lowkey mean, Floyd is obsessed with you and Jade is entertained by you. But both love you dearly!)
(A/N) : been very occupied with college.. But on another note, hopefully my fanfic writing hasn't become dusty!
Imagine this,
The notorious wild hound of the Night Raven Empire. A very well known nickname, throughout the capital and underground, and even in the battlefield. An arrogant, ruthless, and fickle young woman. Anything that slights her ends up getting crushed in her grasp, torn apart and disposed.
Nothing could be unseen with her hawk-like eyes. Perceptive, and sharp.
One would never talk about her greed, an immense inability to let something go when shes shown interest in whatever it is. The result of having a diamond spoon shoved into your mouth after your born. The word, 'wild' describes it all, a stubborn wild hound, that has the capability of pulling the strings behind the curtain to get what she desires.
But just like a wild hound, she can't walk away from the urge to throw, shatter, and break whenever she's outplayed. The teacup that she treasured in her heart was left broken into meager pieces of glass, and the potted flowers that sat beside her bed was thrown across the room. The shattering and tearing upon the middle of her heart was as harmful as poison.
Ironic how the only word she can describe the ache- was 'poison'. The infuriating noise click, clack, and click of heels plays over and over like a broken record in your mind. The stunning light grey of the moon, somehow was brighter that night, gleamed on the forbidden lovers– twirling around on the terrace. So distracted by each other's company, they've yet to notice the girl– you –who was the main audience.
The scene distorted in your mind, and another scene was presented. Your eyes are casted upon the lowly girl on the ground– with her strings snapped. Blood crawling down the corner of her mouth– a result from the poison –and her barely alive eyes looking at you. The glass of red wine was but in mere pieces of shards on the ground, and the blood-like wine spilled. Your arrogant eyes look at her– blaming her– this happened because of your own actions.
"This was your plan all along-..!" The silvery and smooth voice of your fiancée was unrecognizable from all the heavy breathing of panic he was enduring. "Was it not obvious to your keen eyes?" You quirked your brow at him.
His light-grey eyes that you loved, never looked at you even at this moment, busy holding his other companion in his arms. You gritted your teeth, and clenched your fist in pure rage. The realization hit you instantly, his sincereness and gentleness was never real– at least never towards you. The tea both of you shared, the times both of you would unite hands at the entry way of multiple balls, the longing letters– nothing was real. It was just an illusion.
Like a tool, used and discarded.
Like a villainess, just an obstacle to their story.
Like an unfortunate soul, never truly wanted.
Like a criminal, awaiting to be beheaded.
The wild hound sat on her bed, the only thing neat in her trashed room. The portrait of you and Azul were scratched, but the most damage was upon Azul's face. The teacup set– given by Azul –was on the ground replicating the broken wine glass on the terrance. The Hydrangea flowers– given by Azul –was on the other side of your room, ridden of its petals. Chairs, couched, and tables were flipped over. Anything you could have taken hold of, was trashed beyond repair.
"Of all things, you decided to poison that lowly baron girl?" Your dad grumbled under his breath, disappointed. "Whatever penalty you receive, do not drag me or your mother along with your foolish mess." He concludes and finally turns away from your back, slamming your doorway shut.
Over and over, hundreds to thousands, you couldn't count how many times you've caused uproar around the capital. Your irritation at the shopkeeper who didn't satisfy your standards was a victim to your anger, and so was the maids who had the nerve to act clumsy in your presence. Not even the butler was spared from your wrath. But the public had never paid a mind to you, always chalking it up as the wild hound being the same as ever. How very humourous.
Not even your parents paid a mind, no, they couldn't careless. They were already so used to your antics. They'd rather pay attention to your high intelligence, and your accomplishments rather than you in general. Of course, with a society always looking for fresh and new inventions and evolutions– it's a must to be smart so as to guarantee you won't fall behind.
But under unfortunate circumstances, you've finally arrived at your ending line. You've pulled the last straw, and now you'll reap what you sowed. You've done something so unforgivable that your parents have also given up on someone like you.
You've exhausted all your worth, and soon, your life will be taken away from your hands too. Truly, nothing to hold onto in this wrench world.
Your eyes –barely sparking with the same confident and sharp glint –dead and glazed out. You shift your weight off your bed, and walked towards your personal terrace, not bothering to check for any glittering shards of glass. You stride towards your balcony, resembling a lifeless corpse holding onto it's last strings.
The rain was softly drizzling onto your windows, creeping down to the ground. The wind piked up to it's highest volume once in a while. And, the moon, bright, and shimmering over the pitter patter of the rain floated above. Serene, and pleasant just like the eyes of the man who cheated on you.
The perfect calming shade of gray over the turmoil.
You pushed the door open, and walked out under the rain. The very cold droplets of water instantly targeted you, and without a doubt, in a few minutes– you would be soaked head to toe. You stood in the middle of your terrace, with your eyes gazing at calming moon.
Soon the turmoil around you was accompanied by your very own. Your tears were unseen, disguised as just another raindrop. But the agony on your face was apparent. Shortly, your legs had lost all the strength to hold your weight and you toppled onto the ground. The puddles of cold water splashed underneath you, and the rain was the only thing that kept you company while you weep under the moon.
"Oya, planning to neglect your side of the contract isn't a very honorable thing to do." A voice spoke, through the deafening rain. Somehow reaching the other man who stood a few feet away from him. "Sorry shrimpy, you can't die just yet, you still haven't fulfilled the contract!"
The unrelenting words fail to garner your attention. The combination of the loud rumbling of thunder and rain with your occupied mind block them out effortlessly.
Two pair of footsteps were unheard behind you, and a pair of hands– bare and cold –wrapped around one of your tangled strands and playfully twirled it around their finger. "Is shrimpy sad that her little partner cheated?~" He jabbed.
You limply turned your head to the left where you felt the motion, and you were met with glowing heterochromia eyes.
"Ya'know you deserve way better than what that bastard did to you." He hummed, and crept even closer towards your face. "He was just a lame ol' sticky octopus that's been in the mud for far too long~ Neh, Jade?"
The mirrored twin chuckled along with his dear twin's statement. "Eh, Floyd. Apologies, but I was truly unable to see what you thought so special of Duke Ashengrotto."
You were helpless to their tomfoolery, and weren't able to retort back with a snarky comment.
Jade raised his brow to your unusual behavior, "You're not as resistant to our comments as you were before. Have you been downgraded so badly because of the lost of your dear fiancee's love?"
Floyd let out a giggle at his brother's witty jest. "No worries~ we're still an option if you want our help, lil shrimpy!" He uses your head as a hand rest as he waits for your response.
But just like before, they were met with silence. No peep out of your tightly closed mouth underneath the company of the rain. Jade frowned at this, and came just as close as his brother was. He swiftly grabbed your chin and directed your eyes towards his.
"Just one word, and we won't hesitate to help you, under the conditions that you come with us, my dearest."
You took a breath, readying yourself for the inevitable. "I don't understand your thinking. I have not completed my first contract, and yet you propose another deal?" You slur your words due to your weariness. This time, you are the one who is met with silence. And you take it as a chance to complete your thought, "I will be sentenced to my execution in just a few hours. I won't be able to finish our still in-action contract. I apologize."
You are fully aware of the consequences of not completing your side of the contract, which was to marry Duke Azul Ashengrotto. They were the ones to hand you the poison, and you were the one who completely ruined the plan just because you weren't able to hold back your emotions. This contract was an utter failure, and you cursed yourself for thinking you were able to win back Azul.
"That's plenty enough for us. Neh Floyd?"
"Yup. We got our answer."
Huh? In the middle of your self-deprecating thoughts, you were interrupted by two men who nodded along with each other's statements. They both turned to you with devious grins, and stared at you.
"Hehe, your face is really adorable when your confused shrimpy. You look constipated~" You quite literally choke on your own spit in surprise to Floyd's offhanded remark. "Eh? Don't worry, we'll let you into our secret! Enough with the long face." Floyd gripped your cheeks with his hands roughly and wiped it as if he was truly trying to wipe your ever-increasing frown off your face.
While you were distracted by Floyd, Jade sneaked up behind you. You flinch as you felt him nonchalantly rest his palm on your shoulder. He peeked over to your startled face, and smiled coyly at you.
"In all honesty, Ms. ______, we didn't want you wedded to that ruffian in the first place. We are quite pleased at how things are already. So you may rest with no concerns." He said as if he was doing you a big favor, and his dear brother and himself weren't so-called "ruffians" either.
"It's waaaayy better to have you all to ourselves!" Floyd chided in, and shockingly rubbed his right cheek on your left cheek.
"Excuse me?" You somehow mustered the strength to respond, and tried to struggle out of their grasps, but their combined strength made you look like a hamster trying to escape a cat's maws. "L-let go of me, now!"
"Oh? So soon? This warmth is quite enjoyable."
"Yah! Stop thrashing around!"
Floyd gripped your waist even tighter, and you felt like all the air you've kept inside was pushed out of your lungs by force, rendering you weak to their movement.
"Hence, we will propose another deal to you. My dearest." Jade teasingly said in your ear, entertained by your reactions. "I-I refuse the deal! Stop this at once!" You instantly decline his proposal, not even sparing him time to fully explain the full details of it.
"Hey, you love us don't you?" Floyd asked, and your dumbfounded look makes contact with Floyd's serious non-joking face. It was unusual to see him act so docile. "I have no idea what you're going on about, though I do know that if you don't let me go this instant I will call my guards."
"Hm? What makes ya think your guards would help you out?" Floyd tilts his head, "You're practically gone from this family. You don't exist here anymore, lil shrimpy." Your eyes become downcast, and you start to realize the depth of his words. All of what he said was true. You really were going to become a minor villainess who was executed, and the story would end with a "Happily Ever After."
It wasn't the prospect that you were going to die that made you so fearful. But the prospect of dying by your lonesome. All by yourself, with no one who fought or at your side. You grimaced. A villainess in the beginning and to the end.
"Oya, she seems to realize what her fate has been dragging her towards." Jade piped in, and twirled a strand of your hair with one of his long fingers. "See now, lil Shrimpy? You have no one." Floyd's voice fell into a deeper octave. He was done playing around with you since you weren't able to take a hint. "It shouldn't hit you too hard. You're the one with Ms. Yuu's blood on your hands, after all." Jade quietly murmured, loud enough for you to hear, but quiet enough so it seems he's talking about something simple like what kind of tea he should have for this gloomy day.
"But, you have us."
"We are the ones on your side, lil shrimpy ♡"
It was a mistake. You shouldn't have agreed to make a contract with two of the most dangerous, and savage people that prevailed over the underground.
How could I...?
It shouldn't surprise you. How obsessive, and dominating the Leech brothers are towards you was your own fault. They aren't normal human beings.
But who am I to talk about human beings as if I'm one?
The baron girl had blood slowly dripping out of her mouth. The glass you kindly offered to her was shattered on the pearly ground of the balcony. Her legs were unable to hold up, and clashed to the ground. You stood there, watching, as she struggled to breath as her terrified eyes locked onto yours. Your dress fluttered in the wind, and your eyes were distant. You turned your gaze towards the Moon. It was so beautiful, but for some reason, it wasn't as beautiful as it once was on this night.
"Today, a new contract will be put into action between the Leech twins and Ms. _____, with the canceling of the contract that was once in operation." You could barely comprehend Jade's soothing voice that spoke softly into your ear.
"In this contract, person A, better known as lil shrimpy, will be faithful and true to person B, better known as the Leech brothers. In return, person B will take care and will not let person A die." Floyd claps his hands, "How do those conditions sound, lil shrimpy?"
Both twins await your answer, and as you slowly raised your head up to meet their gazes once again. You hesitated, but nodded your head along to the conditions.
Floyd grinned with glee and shoved you towards Jade who held the pen and contract in his hands.
A signature to capture your compliance to these beasts.
"Do not be so full of stress, my dearest. We will care for you with all our hearts."
"You won't escape our grasp when you sign those papers, lil shrimpy! Prepare yourself."
A/N : Honestly kinda disappointed in this one. But I hope all of you enjoy it just a lil bit. Felt like I really rushed in my writing and it was pretty messy writing too. But I'm too lazy to rewrite this whole thing. So enjoy this mess 😋😋😋
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EB: i should keep looking for my dad! […]
GG: john, i already found your dad! […]
GG: he is with roses mom
GG: they are in a castle, having some sort of tea party together
GG: they appear to be enjoying each others company! […]
EB: oh wow…
EB: jade, what if they get married or something???
This one's hard for me to ship in earnest, since we don’t know much about their actual personalities. They’re essentially the platonic ideals of a 1950s mother and father, though, so the ship does 'make sense', on some abstract level.
Hopefully we'll get to see this date later on - and with any luck, it'll allow us to learn a little more about these two.
GG: but really, they make a nice couple and i think it would be great if they got married!
EB: yes, i agree.
EB: even if it would make it awkward for me to marry rose.
Karkat’s shipping chart is really weighing on this kid’s mind...
GG: who are they to stand between two youngsters in love?
EB: whoa, in love???
GG: yes john, two people must be in love in order to get married […]
GG: so what do you say john, are you in love with rose?
...and thanks to Jade, we might be about to hear his take on it.
John reacted rather oddly to the subject when Karkat brought it up - it almost seems like he was bemused at the very idea of having a crush on Rose.
C’mon, John! Spill it!
EB: um…
GG: and if not, are you prepared to fall in love with her?
EB: er.
GG: wellllll? :D
EB: argh!
EB: this line of questioning is making me flustered.
Or don't, I guess. That's fine. :(
See, I really don’t think John feels that way about Rose. We’ve seen plenty of conversations between those two, and I haven't detected even a hint of romantic chemistry. John does seem oddly fixated on the idea, but that doesn't necessarily mean he's into her.
We've never seen any evidence that John has IRL friends, and I get the sense that he's extremely attached to his online ones as a result.
I think the poor guy just really likes his buddies, and his 'not-a-homosexual' brain is programmed to believe that when you really like a girl, it must be 'a crush'.
He doesn't have a crush, but he does love Rose - so when he considers the question, he becomes confused and flustered, unable to parse what he is feeling from what he should be feeling.
EB: btw, you will marry dave.
EB: 100% TRUE REALITY.
The jury's still out on these two, though.
I swear I've seen a spark of something between them - but I'd need to see them interact a little to get a proper read on their relationship.
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Sneaky Little Fishy
*Ghost was just talking with Soap and Scarlet for a bit*
Ghost: So yes, you can say that about me and Jade-
Tiala, out of nowhere: Lieutenant?
Ghost: *flinched before looking at Tiala* Uh- Yes, First Sergeant? (Where the bloody hell did she COME from?)
Tiala: Captain Price is asking for you.
Ghost: Oh. Right. I’ll be there in a minute.
Tiala: *nodded and walked away*
Ghost: ......*saw Soap and Scarlet was snickering* What are you laughing about?
Soap: Snrk- Um uh. Nothing, L.T.
Scarlet: Yup. Nothing, sir. Just uh…got something in our throats.
Ghost: ......right. *walked away*
~later~
Ghost: *was in a room to look over the briefing they discussed*
Tiala, out of nowhere again: Ghost?
Ghost: *almost dropped his papers* FUCK-
Ghost: *groaned and rubbed his mask* YES, Shark?
Tiala: Sorry, do you have the copy of the briefing that we did?
Ghost: What? You don’t have one?
Tiala: Gaz accidentally spilled his tea all over my papers.
Ghost: *sigh before grabbing the extra one and give it to her* Here. Now go.
Tiala: Thank you. *took it and walked out*
Ghost: ……HOW did I not hear her walking in?
~another later~
Ghost: Like bloody hell. She came out of NOWHERE. I didn’t even sense her coming in!
Jade: *smiled a little* Well then, I guess you’re not the ONLY Ghost here.
Ghost: DON’T you start. 😒
Tiala, standing behind the two: Excuse me?
*the two jolted and turned to look at Tiala*
Tiala: Sorry. I just need to go through please.
Jade: Right. Sorry, First Sergeant. *move aside*
Ghost: *did the same and watched Tiala walked away* …………
Ghost: *looked at Jade and pointed where Tiala was walking* You SEE what I mean?!
Jade: Huh? Well, I could see why they call her Shark.
Ghost: What?
Jade: Great White Sharks are quite good at being sneaky or doing an ambush. Soooooo. Yeah.
Ghost: ……*groan* I need a drink…
Jade: *giggles*
Arthur's Note: IRL. I always scared my sister and my cousin without them noticing. By accidents and mostly on purpose. 😂
Characters (Left -> Right)
Samantha "Scarlet" Wright -> @welldonekhushi
Charlotte "Jade" Le Jardin -> @sleepyconfusedpotato
Tiala "Shark" Toa -> Me
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Who do you think would take their bubble tea and get a tapioca into their mouth and then kiss you to push it into your mouth? And who would try to do it but mess up and thr tapioca awkward drops out of their mouth in front of you....
"BOBA DATE"
| 03.17.2022 | —K | PG-13 |
Multi X GN!Reader
| Characters 18+ | Fluff | Headcannons | Slightly Suggestive | Etc | Proceed with Caution, Dearest.
He grab your cheeks and drawing them to your lips, securely and effortlessly pushing the small tasty orbs into your mouth. They're thumb wiping over the corner of your lip, cleaning up and of the liquid that threatened to spill. He pulls away with a sly smile before acting as if nothing happened.
"I don't like the tapioca."
LEONA KINGSCHOLAR, Chen'ya, Jamil Viper, SAM, Malleus Draconia, JADE LEECH, Divus Crewel, Silver, & Vil Schoenheit [+ UR FAVES]
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He instructs you to open your mouth, having your tilt your head backward, and holding your mouth open by your cheeks, spitting balls of tapioca into your mouth, a wide grin watching you eat his saliva covered tapioca.
"I hope you like it."
FLOYD LEECH, Jade Leech, & Lilia Vanrouge [+ UR FAVES]
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He saw a video of it and thought it try it. He doesn't know why he did, practically rushing the kiss and in one fell swoop forcing the tapioca into your mouth. He pulls away when you choke and he's so embarrassed. Refuses to ever do it again. Can't even look at you.
"I don't know what I was thinking—just forget it!"
JACK HOWL, Idia Shroud, Cater Diamond, & Jamil Viper [+ UR FAVES]
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He had a whole plan and when he has the tapioca in his mouth and he chokes on it upon seeing you. He gets super embarrassed and tries to tell you he's fine as he chokes up tapioca.
"Im fine—No—Its nothing!"
TREY CLOVER, Rollo Flamm, Riddle Rosehearts, Kalim Al-Asim, Epel Felmier, ACE TRAPPOLA, AZUL ASHENGROTTO, Idia Shroud, Sebek Zigvolt, Dire Crowley, & Ruggie Bucchi. [+ UR FAVES]
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He's hyped himself up, has the tapioca in his mouth and as he's about to near you, he got far to excited and over stuffed his mouth, so he literally has tapioca slipping past his lips like he's a gumball dispenser.
"I.... Thats— Let's try that again..."
DEUCE SPADE, Epel Felmier, KALIM AL-ASIM, Rook Hunt. [+ UR FAVES]
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He won't. He refuses. That's so gross.
"I refuse. That's disgusting."
VIL SCHOENHEIT, Sebek Zigvolt, Riddle Rosehearts, Leona Kingscholar, & MOVUS TREIN [+ UR FAVES]
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Drank and at all his Tapioca.
"Oops. My bad."
RUGGIE BUCCHI, ASHTON VARGAS& DIRE CROWLEY.
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Sharing his boba with you and his tapioca is your tapioca.
ROOK HUNT & NEIGE LEBLANCHE
ⓒ 2023 cvlutos — all rights reserved. Any sort of plagiarizing, copying, modifying, translating, editing of my works are strictly prohibited.
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Mileena x F!Reader Head Cannons (pt 2)
👽: Yall, I’m foaming from the mouth. I really wanna kiss Mileena. (And a bunch of other stuff)
⚠️: Just a little smutty
Sfw
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★ Mileena shows her love by doing kind acts of service. Whether it be brushing your hair, doing your nails, massaging your back or just simply bringing you cute snacks here and there.
★ When you and her are together in public, expect her to have her arm around your waist, or holding your hand. If she has to be more formal, she’ll slyly tuck a strand of hair away from your face, or casually straighten out a wrinkle on your shirt.
★ If anyone were to ever step up to you in front of her, they would be in for a rude awakening. She doesn’t hesitate when it comes to her lover. And she’s proven that to you.
★ You two go out for picnics in the hanging gardens, under the willow tree you set up a comfortable blanket, with a basket full of fruits, and sandwich makings.
★ She’ll feed you, slipping the blueberries into your mouth while complimenting your outfit. “You look absolutely precious, Y/N.” If you’re wanting a sandwich, she’s for sure going to make it for you and cut it in half. “Here darling, let me get that for you.”
★ The two of you will have light banter, enjoying the sights of the hanging gardens, laying down and looking up at the sky. You’ll be watching the clouds drift by. Pointing out cutely shaped ones, Mileena will humor you, and try to find cloud shapes of her own.
★ You both goof around a lot. You’ll hold each other’s hands, spinning around and giggling like silly. Until you get dizzy, and she has to keep hold of your hands while you regain your balance. “Careful dear, I can’t have my darling getting hurt now, can I?”
★ Mileena absolutely loves making you laugh, the sound of it makes her heart flutter inside her rib cage. When you two are in bed, she’ll sometimes come at you with tickling hands. Or pin you down, unexpectedly— just to gain your reaction.
★ If you are ticklish, she has no mercy, she’ll tickle you until your face is red and tears are spilling out of your eyes.“I’ve got you now, little rabbit~”
★ If you’re so lucky as to not be ticklish, then she’ll play fight with you, practicing her skills in the process. Of course she uses only five percent of her power, she would never actually hurt you. “Look at you~ at my mercy.”
★ Since you’ve been in Outworld, you’ve kinda, accidentally got Mileena addicted to True crime. It just happened, and she started binging, like no tomorrow.
★ So the two of you cuddle up in bed together, watching true crime documentaries, and gossiping about the murderers in question. “What an absolute moron— of course she was going to get caught.” “If that were me, I would simply shred him apart.”
★ Not only do you two binge watch True Crime, but she’ll gladly make a day out of it, if you come home feeling drained or just upset.
★ Setting your shared bed up, fluffing the pillows and being sure to have the stuffed animal she bought you, up and centered in the bed, she’ll get tea ready and pull out your favorite pajama set.
★ Getting you comfortable, she’ll put your hair up in a style that’s out of your face, being sure to leave small, loving comments. “Look at how beautiful your hair is, Y/N.” “I’m going to take care of you, darling. Just relax and let me do this for my lover~”
★ lightly clapping, she’ll excitedly make her way to the bathroom, coming back out with face masks, and a jade face roller, to pamper you. “I got us new face masks, do you want the kiwi scented, or the strawberry?”
★ As you two sit in front of each other, she’ll happily put the face mask on you, being sure not to get any in your eyes, as you do the same for her. It’s a really sweet bonding moment that you appreciate.
★ And as you two get comfortable, she’ll massage your shoulders, kneading any tension away. Enjoying the moment as she kisses the top of your head.
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NSFW 💦
★ Mileena doesn’t mind switching from time to time, though she usually is a top. She makes the exception for the simple fact you’re also great at topping. (If not then disregard this)
★ If you are topping, expect a bratty girlfriend, who loves to tease you and test you. Though it’s all in light heartedness.
★ Some of her remarks include “You’ll have to pin me down if you want a taste, darling~” “Are you going to punish me, love? *giggles* and all sorts of devious comments that drive you wild. (In a good way of course)
★ Cheeks flushed, as she undresses before you, beckoning you over with her finger while sitting suggestively on the bed. You gladly crawl over to her.
★ When she’s being a bottom, she enjoys princess treatment (of course) and loves it when you praise her, giving her kisses and sweet compliments in the process.
★ Your hands will trail down her body, caressing the curves of her shape, taking in the excitement that they bring to you. Admiring the way she’s so easily able to tantalize you.
★ Once you’re finally able to get her teasing to stop, she’s very good. Lying down for you, while your actions continue, kisses sprinkle along her body, trailing down to her hips. “My pretty girl~”.
★ Your hands will lightly trace her thighs, causing goosebumps to form on her skin. smiling, you dip your tongue into her pool of arousal. Relishing in the taste of her essence.
★ You’ll nuzzle your nose against her clit, causing her to arch her back, and run her fingers through your hair. Probing her slit assertively while bringing your hand up to her soaked pussy.
★ Smiling into her heat, inserting two of your fingers inside her and eliciting another sweet whimper from her gorgeous lips.
★ You feel a twinge of your own arousal, bringing your other hand up to her thigh, gripping it and spreading her legs a bit more.
★ “Y/N…~” increasing your speed, you eventually bring your lover to her climax. Savoring the taste of her juices as she quivers under your touch.
★ Now, if you’re a bottom, then this works out swimmingly. Mileena loves turning you into a puddle within her grasp. She’ll cup your face, bringing you into a light kiss.
★ Her hands will trail from your face, to your neck, then to the small of your back. Pulling you closer the warmth of her body, her tongue will slip in, exploring your mouth avidly.
★ “My precious Y/N~” she coos, hiking her lips down your neck as she intertwines her fingers with yours, holding both of your hands and gently laying you down onto the bed.
★ There is nothing that Mileena enjoys more, than making you call out her name. She’ll do it by any means, fingering you, eating you out. Using toys, vibrators, nipple clamps. Whatever it takes.
★ All the hard effort she puts into your orgasm is well worth it, in her eyes. She loves to slowly build up to your climax. Hands trailing all over, unable to neglect an inch of your soft skin.
★ She’ll straddle you, fondling your breasts and pinching your nipples, praising you for being so good for her. Telling you how much she loves your pussy, and how it’s so perfect.
★ “Hmm~ you’re soaked for me, dearest~” “all for me, hmm?” “How sweet~” Whispering sweet nothings as she continues her ministrations on you. “Go on sweet, cum for me~” After bringing you to orgasm, she’s quick to pamper you. Being sure to bring a change of clothes and if you want, she’ll draw you a bath.
★ If you two shower, she’s sure to lather your body, cleaning every inch of you. Making you as pristine as you were before the coital encounter.
★ If you don’t shower, then with her choice of pajamas for you, (she loves dressing you up) she’ll help you into the clothing, softly brushing your hair from your face.
★ And if the sex was really passionate, to the point of exhaustion (thats when you both make each other’s legs shake.) Then she’ll take one for them team, getting up to bring beverages and snacks.
★ Of course, if you’re feeling like your princess should stay put, you gladly get up, bringing back refreshments, and if you’re feeling extra sweet, you’ll go out of your way to make her a strawberry sando.
★ After you two pamper each other, you cuddle in bed. She holds you in her arms, in a comfortable embrace. Stroking your hair while resting her chin on top of your head. Eventually you two fall asleep, savoring the warmth from each other.
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Hello. I'm sorry if this is sudden but I was wondering if you took story requests and if you do, could you make a platonic Dan heng story with the reader being the child of his previous incarnation Dan feng and is the reader still quite young. Jing Yuan is the one to tell Dan Heng about them even though he's only met the reader a couple times and doesn't know them very well, but Jing Yuan felt like Dan Heng had the right to know about the reader especially after the reader had an encounter with Blade. (If this is too much that's completely understandable and I wish you a good day/afternoon and or night😊)
➴ ✫ * ✧ DAN HENG MEETS HIS CHILD !!?
a/n : sorry if there’s like. plot holes? in areas bcuz ik vidyadhara can’t reproduce and adopting just didn’t make sense for me in this context ｡ﾟ(ﾟ´ω`ﾟ)ﾟ｡ i hope u still enjoy tho!
edit : HELPP I MEANT FOR THIS TO BE G/N YET I ACCIDENTALLY PUT DAUGHTER MY BAD OMG.
this moment of peace was much needed, though rare since he returned to the luofu temporarily to sort some things out. he blew on his tea, taking a small sip before he sensed another’s presence approaching him. he set the cup down, turning around to see just who it was that dared to disturb him. he relaxed slightly, after noticing it was just jing yuan.
an old friend of his previous incarnation.
but what could he possibly need from him at this time? he kept wondering to himself before jing yuan spoke up, his usual calm expression on his face, “sorry if I was bothering you. i thought there was something you should know.” he could sense his choice of words were a little more causal than usual, as if he still viewed him as dan feng. “go ahead.” he nodded, waiting for jing yuan to spill whatever he needed him to know.
though what he said next, brought him shock he hadn’t felt in a while.
“…you have a child.” jing yuan confessed, the calm smile never leaving his face even while confessing such news. “..how come.. I never knew about this?” dan heng had a puzzled look on his face, his eyes widened uncharacteristically. “that… im not exactly sure. but they have strikingly similar features to yours, and we even did a dna test. …you’re the father.” jing yuan said sheepishly, letting out a small chuckle. “but that aside, would you like to see them?” he offered.
even though he was no longer dan feng, he couldn’t find it in himself to refuse.
“..sure.” dan heng said awkwardly, following jing yuan to where his supposed child was. they walked for a little while, until they reached the busy and crowded streets of the luofu.
there they were.
a young teen that resembled dan heng was distracted, playing celestial jade with qingque. they had similarly colored horns that sprouted out like branches above their head, except with a scaly tail poking out from a hole in their outfit.
“thank you for distracting them, qingque. they seem to be quite a carefree spirit from what ive seen, so I appreciate you helping them stay in one place for the time being.” jing yuan had an amused smile on his face as he looked at dan heng before looking back to his child. “no problem general.” qingque responded, her eyes still glued to the game of celestial jade as she made another move. “ill be taking my leave now, have fun you all.” and with that, jing yuan disappeared in the crowd of people.
you on the other hand, was too focused on dan heng to pay attention to the game. “who are you?” you had a friendly look on your face, even though he was a complete stranger to you. “mmm wait… you look like me!” you smiled, always so full of energy.
“..I suppose I do.” dan heng smiled warmly back, feeling his heart melt at the sight of you. “and that’s because.. I am apparently, your father.” he averted his gaze awkwardly, the smile fading from his face. he was never good with kids, even when they act like someone he’s familiar with (march).
“ooooh.. I’ve always thought I didn’t have a father or anything of the sorts!” there was an excited look in your eyes as he admitted to being related to you in that way, your arms immediately pulling him into an embrace. dan heng was never a huge fan of chatterboxes, but he didn’t seem to mind when it came to you rambling about how excited and happy you felt. your childlike innocence warmed his heart in a way, as he found himself returning your embrace.
he was never good with kids, but maybe, just maybe, he’ll learn how to be a father. for you.
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This may be an out-there one but stick with me for a sec! I remember Leona going off to Jamil about how Kalim’s best asset is that he’s friendly and he knows how to use that to sway people whether he knows it or not. With that in mind, may we see Kalim’s magical charms work on Maleficia?
Consider this interaction as a part 2 to this one! They just happen to flow together really well.
P.S. For no reason at all, you should totally go read Jade's School Uniform vignette :))
Family means Nobody is Left Behind or Forgotten.
A single spot of sunshine lit up all of Diasomnia's dank, gloomy lounge.
Kalim, a gargantuan smile plastered on his face, was seated at a table, playfully swinging his legs back and forth. He had with him a portable stove and a tea set, both ridiculously fine and expensive. His friend Silver would soon be there, and the two would delight in sharing an afternoon snack and catching up on one another's lives.
I wonder when he’ll get here! Kalim thought, angling his head toward the doors that spilled into the room. He said he was meeting up with his dad first, so maybe they’ll come together?
From a corridor came faint voices, low and calm, like lost souls afraid to startle their own shadows. The shapes of two people extended along a stony wall, green candlelight haloing them as they approached. Their forms steadily grew larger and larger until they had, at last, consumed all light.
"Silver?" Kalim called as he hopped out of his chair.
A pair entered the lounge, chasing away the sun in favor of the stars. Cloaked in black and pale-faced, inhuman horns protruding from their heads, they heralded in the night and bad dreams like the monsters from under one’s bed.
Kalim greeted them with cheer anyway.
“It’s you, Malleus!! You’re with your family today, huh?” he cried out, excitedly waving at the duo. “Didn’t think I’d run into you today. Usually you’re so hard to find for meetings!"
“Asim. I had not expected to encounter you myself.” The corner of the prince's mouth lifted into a slight smirk. "Perhaps you've not looked hard enough."
"Gahahah! I'll try harder next time then!"
“Who might this be, Malleus?”
“Excuse me.” His eyes slid to the woman beside him as gestured toward Kalim. “Grandmother, I give you Kalim Al-Asim, a fellow dorm leader. Asim, my grandmother, and current queen of Briar Valley.”
“Your grandma?!” Kalim’s exclamation echoed off the cavernous walls. There was no effort to conceal his shock, not in tone nor in face. “Whoa, I never would have known…! I thought she was your sister or something! You look a lot alike.”
Maleficia chuckled darkly. “We fae mature quite differently than humans. Our true age rarely shows.”
“So you look a lot younger than you actually are? That’s so cool!” Kalim laughed, oblivious to his own brashness as he ran his mouth. “There’s someone in my year level that’s kind of like that too. Have you met Riddle? He looks small but he’s actually super smart and responsible! I really look up to him!”
Maleficia nodded as she patiently listened in.
Next to her, Malleus slowly surveyed the room, then allowed his gaze to drift back to Kalim. “If I may ask, where have your own relatives, Asim? Were they not to accompany you today?"
“Oh, that!! Only dad could make it this year.He had to take an important business call, so he said go hang out with some friends and he’ll catch up with me later!”
Kalim indicated the canister beside his tea making supplies. “He brought back a new blend from one of his trading partners. It’s a rare tea made with petals and buds from the Queendom of Roses and Briar Valley. That’s where Silver’s from, so I wanted to share it with him!”
“A tea made in part with plants from the Briar Valley, you say…” Malleus cradled his chin in one hand. “Most intriguing. Our kingdom is a small, isolated one. It is not often that our culture is able to merge with that of another."
“The Queendom of Roses is the country east of our continent,” Maleficia said sagely. "It is not only known for its roses, but all kinds of flowers that blossom in the springtime. Being that our Briar Valley is more northward, our flora tends to be much hardier than that of the Queendom."
"That means your flowers and theirs are different somehow, right? It's neat how someone thought to bring roses from two completely different places together!" Kalim grinned widely. "It's like going to a feast where each guest brings a dish from their culture so everyone can have a taste of where they come from.”
Maleficia stared at the young man, her expression indiscernable.
“Oh yeah, if you guys are interested in it, you can try some!” Kalim offered.
Malleus cocked his head. "I believe you stated that your intention was to share the tea with Silver?"
"Don't be shy! It's my treat, and there's plenty to go around! I'll go and brew it. Take a seat while you wait!"
“Hmm, if you are offering… I suppose it would be rude of us to refuse your thoughtful invitation. Grandmother?”
“No objections.”
The Draconias slunk to the table and sat, their lithe forms melded with the quilted leather chairs. They looked right at home with their refined posture, commanding the lounge from their thrones without so much as lifting a finger.
Kalim appeared like nothing more than an attendant in the powerful presence of royalty, buzzing about and fiddling with various tools as he set to making the tea.
Removing the lid off of his kettle, he poured in enough water to fill most of the vessel up. Kalim set it upon the portable stove and cranked the heat up. A soft electric hum started, and the flat disc upon which the kettle sat slowly warmed.
“What a strange device," Malleus mused, his brows creasing at the various dials and settings on the stove. "Would it not be more efficient to prepare the tea with magic? A single puff of fire breath would also suffice to hasten the tea."
"Probably! But you two are my guests. It's my job to feed you and make sure you're enjoying yourselves! This is my way of doing that."
As he talked, Kalim kept his hands in motion. He popped the cap off of his cannister, scooping out unassuming mounds of dried leaves and flowers and letting them fall into each teacup. First, the queen's, then Malleus's, and himself last.
"In my home country, guests are always served before the host. It's to welcome people into our homes. 'You're my friend, and I respect you. I want to honor you with food and drink, to treat you like you're a member of my family.' That's the feeling behind it!"
“I see. So this is the hospitality that comes specifically from the Scalding Sands.” A small smile formed on Malleus’s lips. “I do recall similar kindness from my trip to Silk City. The people of the Scalding Sands are very friendly and warm, much like the sun.”
“The times have certainly changed,” Maleficia remarked. “Back in my day, the children of man were not quite so open-minded. To invite fae to any gathering was to invite danger—such was the common sentiment.”
“Ahhh, that’s too bad. Being left out of a party never feels good!” Kalim let a rare frown appear. “I guess I never realized how lucky I am to live in a time where all kinds of people can be friends.”
The kettle rattled on the stove, a high-pitched whistle erupting from its spout. He swiftly removed it by the handle, and set to pouring hot clear liquid into Maleficia’s cup, then Malleus’s, and his own. Curtains of steam rose up, hiding his features as he chewed on his thoughts.
“Silk City wasn’t always as big as it is now,” Kalim finally said. “My ancestors found a way to use the waterways for trade. It connected us to new information, goods, and people. Then over time, the population grew into the big community we know today.
“Things changed a lot! I’m thankful that they did, because that means all of us can experience so much more together, like this tea. The world really opened up to us.”
The leaves and rosebuds started to unfurl, their colors and flavors seeping into the hot water. A subtly sweet, mellow scent wafted up, filling the lounge with a flowery perfume.
“Indeed, it has.” Maleficia agreed. “Our Briar Valley is set in its ways, yet the world around it seems to constantly shift. I did not think I would live to see the day a child of man so fearlessly entertains me for tea myself—but here we are, fae and human, on equal terms.”
She reached over and squeezed Malleus’s hand. He laid another over hers and smiled back. There was something sad and haunting in their eyes, a mutual understanding of something far darker than their words would allow.
“Yeah, it’s great that we can do stuff like this without worrying anymore! Speaking of, I think the tea’s about done brewing. One last final touch…”
Kalim picked up his entire sugar pot and inverted it over Maleficia’s cup. Several cubes tumbled out and splashed into the beverage. The typically composed queen startled at the sugar and tea concoction (especially when Kalim produced another sugar pot and proceeded to do the same to Malleus’s cup).
“Is this… customary?” Maleficia carefully inquired.
“No, we’d usually add more! Luxurious tea is sweet tea!!” Kalim responded, totally oblivious to her shock. “I thought I’d just be serving Silver today though, so I bought way less sugar than I usually do. I hope it’s still to your liking though!”
“Ah, this style of tea would be the same kind I was served in Silk City. The… exceedingly sweet kind,” Malleus said warily. He spoke no more, but the warning had already made itself evident.
“… I understand. This dish is an integral part of your culture.” Maleficia lifted her cup with the grace and elegance befitting of a queen. “I shall partake in your saccharine fare… Asim, was it?”
“Yup, that’s me! Kalim Al-Asim.”
“Fufu. I will remember your name and face, Kalim Al-Asim. Of that, you can be certain. After all, I had the opportunity to hear many interesting things from you. It would not do to forget such an important individual—and a beloved companion to my Malleus.”
She swallowed her overly sugared tea without flinching. It was strong, peppered with floral notes—two adjacent springtimes at the same threshold. To one side, the Queendom with a sweet medley of rainbow flowers clustered around its roses. To the other, the once great Briar Country, its rosen blooms shrouded by bitter bramble.
So different, yet still meeting in the middle. Humans and fae, reconciling under the same sun.
“How is it?”
Maleficia slowly lowered the cup from her lips. They ached from the sugar in a single sip, yet she was satisfied all the same.
“It was delicious.”
#twst#twisted wonderland#Kalim Al-Asim#twst imagines#Malleus Draconia#twst interactions#twst scenarios#twisted wonderland interactions#twisted wonderland scenarios#twisted wonderland imagines#disney twisted wonderland#Maleficia Draconia#NRC Family Day
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Ok but the cousin who works for Lao Tzu indirectly revealed Wukong's high risk pregnancy to the Celestial Realm. She was just working with Lao Tzu and talking about her day with her auntie when she had a slip of the tongue,
"OH! And she wanted me to deliver some care gifts to Sun Wukong. For the Egg."
Lao Tzu, interest peaked, "What Egg?"
"Sun Wukong's Egg. That's what everyone's been calling the unborn baby he's been carrying since the Journey to the West. News got out when that dethroned spider tried to take over the city and started kidnapping demons left and right. My cousins were in the room when they discovered Wukong was pregnant!"
And since they were on their way to visit the Jade Emperor for soem meeting, quite a few Celestials heard this. Including Nez Ha and Erlang. Chaos ensues whe they all collectively realized Wukogn had been with CHILD while under the Mountain and potentially the Furnace (most not realizing it was the mountain that created the baby and thinking he'd just been that way before his capture/surrender)
Oh gosh, what Bo makes up for her cousins in brain cells, she lacks in ability to recognise when something is classified knowledge.
She just spills the tea to Lao Tzu on complete accident while walking past the other high-ranking Celestials, and soon all of Heaven knows that;
Sun Wukong is pregnant (he can do that?)!
He's been pregnant for centuries. Apparently as far back as the start of the Journey.
He's been keeping it a secret for pretty much that whole time.
Apparently the Six Eared Macaque is to blame? Wait, isn't he dead???
Nezha is just screaming with the realisation that "I fought a pregnant person! What kind of warrior am I?! My mother would be so ashamed of me!"
Erlang just stands there with a blank look on his face; guilt crashing into him at the thought that he possibly sent an expectant parent into the Furnance.
Word eventually makes it straight to the Jade Emperor himself, and the big man can only verbalize "Huh. Good for him." before locking himself in his office and yelling at a wall for the next week cus he knows his wife and/or the bodhisattva Guanyin is about to kick his ass when they find out about this.
#lmk demon accountant#slow boiled stone egg au#stone egg talk#pregnancy tw#sun wukong#lmk#lego monkie kid#lmk nezha#lmk erlang
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"I've had a lot of fry tell me that my singing is beautiful. 'Beautiful' is a strong word... but I guess I am beautiful."
guess what bitch came after 100 pulls 🔥🔥🔥 ruined my fucking pity dude wtf. jk this is just a fake oc ssr GOTCHA
cyrus character sheet
full version + voice lines under read more :3
Summon = My my, what a mess. I'm really saving you, aren't I? I suppose I could lend you my time, small-fry.
I've had a lot of fry tell me that my singing is beautiful. "Beautiful" is a strong word... but I guess I am beautiful.
Groovification = Hm hm, you're a cute little fry. Let's see if you'll continue to entertain me.
Set to Home screen = Of course you wanted to see me. It's only natural to enjoy looking at pretty things.
Home transition 1 = I like people who aren't afraid to make waves. On the flip side, nothing's more unattractive than a cowardly little beast...
Home transition 2 = You live here? I didn't think land-dwellers could live in places worse than shipwrecks, but aren't you always a... delightful little surprise.
Home transition 3 = Don't believe those ugly little freshwaters. I signed a contract with Azul, and I came out perfectly fine. In fact, why don't you try it out for yourself?
Home, after login = You look like you've got something interesting to tell me. Oh, don't be shy, spill everything. I'll get it out of you one way or another~
Home transition Groovy = I'm bored of the stories of the sea. Come on, tell me a story I've never heard before.
Tap Home 1 = When I sing at the Mostro Lounge, the customers naturally come flooding in. You'll be among them, I expect?
Tap Home 3 = You should join Jade and I for tea sometime. Ufufu~ I promise we don't bite ... but that's really all I can promise.
Tap Home 2 = I heard that the Sea Witch was absolutely stunning in her human form. Beautiful, bewitching, and benevolent... she could've had everything, if she'd just taken it.
Tap Home 4 = Why aren't I wearing the hat that comes with the Octavinelle uniform? Hah. Like they could make me wear it. It'd ruin my hair.
Tap Home 5 = Ugh, get your hands off of me, you horrible little worm. Do you think you're better than me?!
Tap Home Groovy = Sometimes I wish... I was part of a different world. One like yours. .... This weak sort of sentimentality is seriously so unflattering on me.
Absolutely spellbinding, Cyrus. They'll fall at our feet.
Duo Magic (Cyrus/Azul Duo) =
Inky, darling, aren't we enchanting?
#twst#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland oc#twst oc#cyrus de seirene#heartscribbles#heartscreations#shes so crazyyyyy#she really brings the mean girls vibes into octavinelle. life is as it should be#please read the voice lines they took so long to write </3
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Octavinelle: Injured Reader
Disclaimer: All characters in this series are aged up. For more information about my version of this world and the type of reader you can expect, please do a quick read of THIS post.
Injured Reader Headcanons
Azul Ashengrotto
Azul is, sadly, used to getting injured, especially as a child. Mermen were harsher when it came to outcasts, and the bullying often got physical. Not to mention as a kid, if the terrain under him wasn’t good, he would get scraps on his tentacles. So he was well versed in how to treat them since his mother always made a big deal out of it. Even now, paper cuts were part of his life so he knew the importance of keeping things disinfected.
When he sees you get injured, he’s a bit entertained but also concerned. He normally didn’t have you working in the kitchen since he had more than enough cooks, but he had allowed it. He watched as one of the students bumped into you, knocking over a pot and causing boiling water to spill your legs. In that moment he swore you’d never handle boiling water again. He froze while you tried not to scream as your legs took on an angry red shade.
Azul likes to take you to his private lounge area and call for Jade to bring some things. Azul has potions aplenty, so he has something for burns. He’ll be pouring an entire bottle on your burns and asking if you’re doing alright. You’re getting the rest of the day off as well, and if he can, he’d prefer it if you just stayed on his office couch so he can make sure the potion is doing its job. It’s totally not so he can keep a close eye on you.
Jade Leech
Not only was it common for eel siblings to physically fight each other as bonding, getting bite marks and scraps, but he also always got some form of injury on his hikes. Just small things, like scratches from tree branches or thorns. He once twisted his ankle while on a hike by himself and had to splint it to make it back down the mountain. Needless to say, injuries were a common occurrence for him and he didn’t think twice about it.
When he watches you dislocate your ankle by trying to jump off a rock and landing wrong, he’s pretty amused. Not at your scream of pain (maybe a little) but as to why you thought that would be a good idea. It had rained the night before and the rock was slippery, so why did you want to jump off it? It seemed like something his twin would do, not you. Still, he is a bit concerned as to how you’d be making it down the mountain because he’s certain your ankle shouldn’t be twisted like that.
Jade will place you on a rock and lean down. If he has something for you to bite down on, he’s handing it over. He’ll give you a small quip about stupidity and before you can shoot one back, he’s popped your ankle back into place and by the Sevens, it hurt. Good thing you had something to bite or else others would think you were being murdered. The good news is you get a piggyback ride down a mountain by Jade, with promises of tea and snacks when you guys get back.
Floyd Leech
Like Jade, he’s used to getting several injuries while rough housing. Not to mention he is also getting into fights with others all the time, so injuries are second nature to him. The thing is that he simply doesn’t care. He’ll walk to his next class with an angry, bleeding bite mark on his arm and act like nothing happened. Might even enjoy others being freaked out. Only time his injuries are treated is if Jade notices, Azul orders him to deal with it to not scare off clients, or one of his close people does it for him.
If he sees you get injured, he’ll probably find it amusing until he notices you’re not having fun like him. He thought it was comical when that glass broke, but seeing those shards in your hand and some in your legs…well, now he’s just upset. He’s going to be going up and asking why you went ahead and got yourself hurt. He’s concerned, this much is obvious, but he’s also annoyed because you shouldn’t be getting injured. All because some idiot tossed something and it shattered the glass in your hands. Whoever did it will be getting squeezed once he knows you’re okay.
To no surprise, he’s scooping you into his arms, even if it hurts you. He’ll just shush you as he goes to Azul’s office, dumping you on the couch before dragging Jade to fix up his little Shrimpy. After you’re fine, he’s going to be following you like a puppy. Arms wrapped around you and head on top of yours if you happened to be shorter. Anyone he deems a threat to you is getting glared at until you’re being left alone. Expect him to also spend the night because you’re not leaving his sight until he’s sure you’re fine and can play with him.
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⟢ PASTRY EMPORIUM ━☆ {003.}
✑ twst boys with an s/o who enjoys cooking and what dishes they’d make! these might be a little off… even after i did my research on them🧍🏾 ft. octavinelle
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AZUL ASHENGROTTO
your dish is…
COTTON CANDY CAKE BATTER FUDGE !!
♫ UNDER CONTROL - THE INTERNET
- azul is such a little goofy goober with a good amount of cooking experience but he is oh so understanding<3 he will follow your every instruction even if that means burning himself by your delicious cooking cause! idc this dude has such a sweet tooth, loves cotton candy.
- you turn around to mix the condensed milk and the melted white chocolate together and hes already (SOMEHOW) made the cotton candy into various shapes, making stars is his favorite. then you have to buy a whole different bag of cotton candy bc the shapes are too cute to ruin, now they are toppings. azul will not show you his shaping sorcery, he will watch as you try and find out how he does it though. almost cried when you made an octopus n said it was your favorite.
- HE. LOVES. COLORING. SPRINKLES. you know those sugar sprinkles? yeah, he makes those. sure, you could buy them from the store but you also could make cute messes with him and take pictures for your album. pink and blue sprinkled colored lips turn into purple tongues😼
- azul loves decorating the small fudge cakes with sugar n more cotton candy. they’re so colorful n pretty (just like him tbh) he also likes holding hands with you? if you’re only using one hand, he’s intertwining your fingers with yours. the cotton candy extract that makes the fudge taste like cotton candy? make sure you buy two, he’s downing it like its water. it’s good! the fudge comes out with such a beautiful swirl he shares some with floyd and jade but! this will never meet the menu. not that it isn’t good enough, its just that making it is special, cooking with you is special. he’d like to keep it that way
“wow, don’t you look adorable sugar-coated… pft—“
“that was the worst one yet, lovely…”
“but it was funny, huh?”
JADE LEECH
your dish is…
BROWN SUGAR MILK TEA !!
♫ BEAUTY IN DEATH - CHASE ATLANTIC
- screaming, crying, stomping my feet. jade is very good at cooking, he just likes making tea more. so what better than to make him some brown sugar boba manne. he took a little sippy sip the first time you gave it to him and he almost inhaled the rest of it.
- he’s usually not that messy when cooking with you, he does somehow find himself spilling the milk… OH! he let’s you wear his hat while you work, you have this happy little trot when you wear it. he’s made little bobas of the tsums, azul, floyd, they may be at the bottom but the fun is actually making the little bebes. jade coats the rim of your cup with water so he can cover it with brown sugar >:].
- HE’LL MAKE BOBA OF YOU IF YOU MAKE BOBA OF HIM‼️‼️ he makes a little cloud of whipped cream so you can place his boba like he’s a little cherry. forehead kisses, all the time. you could be minding your own business and he just mwah. theres something domestic about the little smooches, he cant get enough.
- he’s so happy when he gets to make the tea while the boba is boiling. he’s mixing the tea like (─‿─). also gives you a piggyback ride around the kitchen sometimes. he definitely serves you boba when he makes you breakfast in bed.
“are you making little me’s?”
“indeed i am ^o^”
“i’ll make little you’s then, we’ll match :)”
FLOYD LEECH
your dish is…
KOHAKUTOU !!
♫ YOUR TEETH IN MY NECK - KALI UCHIS
- he jus wants something to cronch on fr.. edible crystals are satisfying to bite down on. floyd loves cooking with you, its his favorite hobby <3
- he loves these things, he loves you, he loves when you make him these things!!! especially when you top them with pop rocks, he probably eats the plate too. floyd also has a potty mouth n sometimes its kinda scary… like when he was boiling the agar agar a bubble popped and burned him, its like when you put bacon on a pan. he was laughing and casually just curses “heheha, fuck! that hurt😄” like sir are you okay..?😧 he’s okay, you smooched it better.
- he likes making this because it reminds him of jade which is kinda weird because he’s gonna scarf em down anyway. he actually makes a whole different batch of agar agar to make crystals that look like actual jade so he can give a few to jade. floyd is the definition of chaotic, the kitchen will always end up messy in some way.
- his kisses are never ending, he actually steals them now, sly fucker. now his music is loud but he definitely chooses a chill playlist so he can dance with you. while the crystals are chilling, you two are playing games with each other. mostly bedwars in minecraft, bro is actually cracked its scary…
- floyd likes for you to sit between his legs with your back against his chest and play animal crossing while he feeds you and himself crystals, they taste better that way >:]
“kiss it better?”
“did you burn yourself again?”
“kiss it better? :((“
#disney twisted wonderland#disney twst#twst wonderland#twst fluff#twst headcanons#twst imagines#twst octavinelle#octavinelle#twst azul#azul ashengrotto#azul x reader#twst floyd#floyd leech#floyd leech x reader#twst jade#jade leech#jade leech x reader
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