“Let’s pay that Delusion Tax”
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Unrelated but why is there one headboard for 2 seperate beds-
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DRACONIANS WE HAVE BEEN BLESSED BY QUEEN MALEFICIA 😭😭‼️‼️‼️✨🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻 MALLEUS CRUMBSSSS HOOOOORAYYYYY ✨✨✨✨💖💖💖💞💞💞💖💞💖💞💖💞💖💞💖💞💖💞
Thank you Koono Sumire-sensei(the manga artist) for believing in the "Malleus chubby cheeks" agenda 🙏🏻🙏🏻✨💖💞💖 eternally grateful how round than usual his faces are here,,, he's so cute 😭💞(usually Malleus' faces are drawn like he's Sebastian (rough and very masculine lol) ilysm artist who draws Malleus like a cutiepie 😔🙏🏻💖💚💚)
in my world, Yuuta already eats ramen with Malleus at this point lol THAT is a very healthy and beautiful dragon 💚💚💚💖💖
ALSOO
IM SENSING A PATTERN.... thank you MalleYuu for inventing height difference with your partner trope ✨✨🙏🏻🙏🏻‼️‼️🥺🥺🥺
ALSO this makes me squeal, the Yuu's really look like at Malleus like he's an interesting specimen🤣🤣🤣 LIKE DO YOU SEE HOW SCRUTINIZED YUUKA WAS WITH HIM AOHDKHAKJDKA THEM YUUS KNOWS NO FEAR 😭😭😭‼️‼️
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ALSO there really was GARGOYLES AT RAMSHACKLE!!! 😭😭😭 I'VE ALWAYS BEEN CURIOUS HOW THEY LOOK LIKE but we never got a view of it until now(?) bcs Ramshackle s pictures are usually not that detailed or the mansion is so far away lol
Yuu's scrimblo gargoyle who protected us all this time so that the roof wouldn't crumble even if theres ceiling leaks....🙏🏻🙏🏻✨✨💞 THANKS TSUNOTARO‼️‼️✨✨✨
and now this makes me sad, he's at this dialogue where he's explaining that gargoyles are scary and modelled after monsters but they're also useful and protects infrastructures KNOWING BOOK 7,,,, NSKDNKSD 💔💔💔💔
on another thought, i appreciate the writing of Malleus interpretating gargoyles like this,,, its like so emotionally empathetic 😭 which is in contrast to the interpretation that he's selfish and unable to connect with feelings lol I guess he really only emphatize something when it has a relation to him?
I love that Ramshackle gargoyles looks like a dragon with no wings, its like the Eastern dragon decorations from Diasomnia's Halloween 😭💚✨ no wonder Malleus is attached to Ramshackle lol maybe he has preference over dragon gargoyles lol
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TWST Incorrect Quotes #3
Yuu, Lilia, Silver and Sebek are lost in a sea of people, trying to find Malleus.
Sebek: WAKA SAMA!!! WHERE ARE YOU?!
Silver: Shouting that won’t solve our problem…
Yuu: I’ve got a better idea!
*Yuu proceeds to inhale and then exhale. They then shout at the top of their lungs*
Yuu: YUU SUCKS!!!!!!
Malleus then comes rushing up to them
Malleus: WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY DEAR-?!?
Malleus: Oh! Hello Child of Man 🙂
Lilia: *Smiling*
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OK SO i had to help my brother with his school thing and I imagined dumbass trio (Ace Deuce and Yuu) or Octatrio doing the Philippine tinikling dance LMAOAOAOAOOOO Jade and Floyd hitting the bamboo sticks too early on purpose just to hit Azul's feet and make him trip JKONVOERJN6
quick sketch becuase its so funny to me fsr
anyway yeah thats it thanks for listening to my tedtalk
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I need. Twisted Beastmen and the like. To be more animalistic. Not necessarily like, physically, I don't meant that in the furry sense. I mean that in the 'they're part animal and it'd not just for show' sense.
I want beastmen with claw like nails. Where the cat-like ones tend to walk on their toes when not wearing shoes because it feels right. Where their eyes and pupils reflect the animals that they're partly of. With fangs and teeth appropriate for their species.
Ruggie making laughing noises at the active prospect of food. Whooping when in a fight and needing backup. Lowing when excited for a fight.
Leona roaring to get the whole dorm's attention. Chuffing in greeting at people he considers part of his pride. (He'll sometimes grunt at Cheka like a mother would to her cubs but will deny it.)
Jack barking at danger to warn others and howling to try and figure out where his pack is (he forgets they can't howl back, but Ruggie will sometimes low at him and Yuu definitely tries to howl back.)
I want to see Azul with the tips of his limbs in human form retain some of his octopus natural ability to camouflage. I want to see his hands always moving, grabbing something, holding something. Azul who might not have bones in human form with how flexible he is??
The tweels who aren't very active naturally during the day but get really hyperactive at night. Who bare their teeth at people when excited.
Che'nya who lounges in the sun on lazy days. Who's great at stretching and popping everywhere in his body if he needs to, to a concerning degree.
GIMME FEY WHO DONT ACT HUMAN
Malleus who snorts smoke when he's angry. Malleus who wear gloves because he got claws. Malleus who has a tail and wings outside of his dragon form sometimes.
Lilia who gets just a bit too excited at the prospect of a fight and spilling blood. Who can recognize a person by the smell of their blood. Who makes inhuman noises when too excited and gives off a very eldritch horror kind of vibe if he lets loose.
Sebek who can be found eating rocks sometimes. Who finds quiet in thunder and lightning. Who can move so smoothly and silently you don't know he's there until he opens his maw. Who has a lot of really sharp teeth for someone with a human mouth.
Just- gimme some animal, like, REALISM. PLEASE.
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Ok i am dead goodbye
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A conversation I had with @alyss-in-wonderland made into a quote.
🔪: People here are either blind or stupid...
👑:
👑: Tell me your reason before I respond to that statement
🔪: I mean, it's no contest. I've seen you, and I've seen Neige.
🔪: How does anyone think he looks better than you?
🔪: He's like if the concept of beige and a hamster personified and had a child together.
👑:
👑: Have I ever told you that you are my favorite?
🔪: No, but you've called me the reason you're going to drink in the future.
👑: You can be both.
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Random Student: *to Silver* Hey, hot stuff! I---wahhh!
Rando: *Flung into a wall by Lilia on instinct*
Silver: Father! >:(
Lilia: Whoops! Sorry, it was an automatic response. ^^;
~Later~
Yuu: So, I hear you flung a guy into a wall today.
Lilia: Yuu…
Yuu: It’s just, you know, I thought we had out thing, but nope; turns out I’m just a random fling for you—literally.
Yuu: But, y’know, good to know it’s good. It good to know where I stands with you—or where I’m thrown.
Yuu: In the trash. With our whole dynamic. *walks away with a broken heart*
Lilia: Yuu, wait! You got it all wrong! It was an accident! Yuu!
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(part of this series)
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yandere ruggie bucchi!
pls
hehe~~ i love writing about yandere beasts~ hehe~ this is a little shorter than some of my fanfics but I hope you like the art for it! (I’m proud of it ^^)
~The Bite~
Yan!Ruggie x mc
Warnings: bite marks, biting, stalking, chasing, pin down, struggle
~~~~~
You always have to remember... you are human and magicless at that. You always have to stay aware of your surroundings. You always have to be careful with going out at night.
Of course you have grim, ace, and deuce. but they like to get themselves into trouble and sometimes you cant help them.
So tonight, you were walking home... alone. you didn't mean to, it was just you were helping Jack and Epel, then Dire Crowley needed help, and it just piled up for you. Before you knew it, when you finished, it was pitch dark outside. Only well lit lanterns here and there but still. It was dark enough for the long unnerving shadows to give you chills.
You took a breathe and started to head to the dorm... normally you'll have grim talking your ear off with food, or assignments, or the "just you wait, ill become the most powerful mage in all of twisted wonderland!!" speech.. but now you have to walk and just listen to your footsteps on the ground.
Beside it being cold, it was a lovely night. the sky was clear and you could see the stars and moon nicely. it definitely help ease your nerves.
Sadly that didn't last long..- you walked past some forest, right before your dorm, and you heard some rustling. you would have just thought it was just a small critter... if it didn't make a loud thud and have a gargling growl.
you felt your blood run cold and shivers down your spine. practically every fiber in your body told you to run! you were about to- but you then remember something that rook said a while back...
"Some animals, when they see something go by fast, their instincts tell them to chase it! even before they know what they're chasing~! isn't that fascinating~?"
In this moment, NO, its not fascinating!!!
so instead of doing a full sprint, you went for a speed walk? maybe whatever that thing is, it'll leave you alone?
Ohhh hahaha... your hopeful thinking. Ya, no. whatever that THING was, stopped whatever it was doing and you could practically feel it's eyes piercing right through you.
You could barely get another step in before you heard it rush towards you. your auto-pilot kicked in and you booked it home, you didn't even dare yourself to turn around and look behind you. you ran like you never ran before. your feet ached by how much pressure your putting on the ground. next time, Deuce and Jack invites you out for a jog. maybe you'll tag along next time... that is if you live.
you made it to your dorm and slammed the door behind you. your chest was practically about to pound out of your chest. it felt like you were gasping for air through a straw. you were sitting against the front door on the doormat. you had to give yourself a few minutes before you could do anything.
what were you gonna do..?
when you finally got enough air to calm your heart rate a bit. you peeked outside... all you saw were the lights of the lanterns by your dorm...
no one was there...
you quickly ran to find any unlock doors and windows and quickly lock them! you also grabbed the phone that Cater gave you and called Jack and Epel. it took a bit and they weren't happy to be woken up but after hearing your shaken voice and begged to come to the ramshackle dorm, their angry turned to concern.
they told you they're on the way and told you to sit tight.
so you waited.
what were your suppose to do as you wait..? you could recheck the windows and door? you could also get a weapon, too! ya!
you rushed to the kitchen to grab a pan, and checked all the doors and windows again. you even checked the upstairs windows. you were in a magical world, you are not gonna stop and think about logic on how anyone will get to the top floor!
Good thing you did check though... Well unfortunately, your bedroom window was wide open.
you felt the cold wind blow through the window, you held the pan close to you as you slowly stepped away from the window. but your back hit something.. it was definitely not a wall! this thing wrapped it's arms around you and pushed you down on the ground. you tried to fight this intruder off but it was met with your limps being pinned and your pan being thrown across the room.
you couldn't turn and look at this person but you knew they weren't human. their sharp nails dug into your wrist. their knees on the back of your thighs so you are unable to move.
This monster, lowered themselves to you and spoke.
"Shye he he...~ you're such good prey~"
he probably felt your body freeze in realization but he didn't give you a second to think about it as he took his chance and sink his teeth on the back of your neck.
you let out a painful scream until your voice eventually gave out and you've succumb to the pain. you felt light headed and your vision began to blur. your limps became cold from poor blood circulation.
but before you fell into unconsciousness you heard Ruggie whispers his parting words...
"see you next time, prefect~"
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when you woke up, you were in your bed. you slowly sat up and felt the unpleasant feeling of blood rushing in your head. you noticed the sunlight shining through your room and that the window is now closed.
you thought to yourself. that was a horrible dream...
but if it WAS just a horrible dream..? why is Jack and Epel sleeping on the floor in your room..?
and why is your neck patched up....
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Vil's just slaying, serving up looks, stunning the crowds . . . Then you got fvcking off-brand Huey, Dewey and Louie in the back giving us absolutely nothing.
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"Because i want you to live a long and happy life"
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“𝒟𝒶𝓃𝒸𝑒 𝓌𝒾𝓉𝒽 𝓂𝑒 𝒻𝑜𝓇 𝑒𝓉𝑒𝓇𝓃𝒾𝓉𝓎, 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝓌𝒾𝓁𝓁, 𝓌𝑜𝓃’𝓉 𝓎𝑜𝓊?..”
𝑀𝒶𝓁𝓁𝑒𝓊𝓈 𝒟𝓇𝒶𝒸𝑜𝓃𝒾𝒶
Where were you? What time was it? Why was everything fuzzy and dark? Why was there a spotlight on you? Why were you dancing? Was this a dream? That same hummed melody playing as you danced alone.
Dance with the audience? No one around you, no one watching. Dancing for who? Dancing for yourself? You don’t know.
You twirl around, expecting no one to take your hand in this one-person dance. Until. “he” showed up, it was Malleus, yet he looked different, dark yet so beautiful. Taking your hand as he intertwined one with yours and the other hand on your waist while humming “that” tone.
“Malleus?” You whispered out, looking at him. He looks back and smiles, his smile is so beautiful. He twirls you around, slowly and gently before pulling you into his arms, his face in front of yours as he stops the song.
“My dear.”
You felt breathless somehow just by looking at him, but you still wanted to ask questions about what this place was and why was he acting so odd.
“What is this place.” Look off to the side to find nothing, his hand going to cheeks and gently pulling you away from the sight of darkness to look at him.
His eyes were bright green, shining beautifully in the dark. The humming started again along with the dance yet you blindly followed even while not understanding anything.
“You’re my muse”. His voice was soft and kind, almost whispering like he knew something you didn’t “My love…My everything.” You blinked in confusion but found no point in interrupting his words. You were mesmerized by those words.
your lips slightly parted as you stared deep into his eyes, he took your hands and brought them down to his chest, holding them there. you could feel how firm they were beneath your hands, cold against your warm ones.
“Dance with me for eternity, you will, won’t you?..”
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lines and circles
where lilia falls for a human who is reborn again and again, each life a new life lilia witnesses on the sidelines.his life is like a line. yours is like a circle.
~lilia vanrouge x reincarnating!gender neutral reader~
does this remotely make any sense? no idea. will i still post it because the me months ago wrote this at 2am thinking she was cooking? yes, i will
if lilia were to describe it in simpler terms like he would when explaining something to silver during his younger years...
he'd describe it as if you were a circle and he were a line drawn on the same aging paper. next to each other, yet never touching. together, yet never intersecting.
your circle would loop on and on, starting over at each loop. endless and sure. perfect and for all time. there was no start nor end to your existence, yet still the little world of the aging paper refuses to let you reach the line drawn beside you.
lilia's line.
now, lilia's line—although also endless like your circle—continues on in the same path he's been assigned by whoever oversaw the world you both split but never shared. unlike you, his line is not in a loop. his line travels infinitely and retains everything he sees. he passes your circle, watching you start over, and over, and over, and over again until even he feels much too empty seeing you repeat the same life in a reoccurring path... never-changing, and never-ending.
he supposes that was the most devastating thing about your life as a human. it was your destiny to start and end life in an endless loop like a circle with no ending but its distance still going nowhere. you could walk along that same spherical path, but you still would never reach the end. the end to your cycle of life and death.
you live, you die, and then you're reborn again. that's how it has always been.
lilia knew it would be like this from the start. from the moment he first met you years and years ago, he knew that—unlike him—your life would be short but repetitive, while his was never-ending. never reaching, never touching, never grasping.
all he can do is stand by and watch as your lives begin and end until even his life can't take it anymore.
a/n: WHO LIVES WHO DIES WHO TELLS YOUR STORYYYYYYYYY~~??????
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