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@lilithfairen
@matrixdragon
@murphymakestherules
@lee-rambles-about-rwby
https://www.tumblr.com/lilithfairen/715426586230456320/ozpin-one-of-my-students-was-the-fabled-rusted
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Incorrect rwby quote requested by @dark-chocolate-fudge-sweetracer
Sorry for the wait because school is kicking my ass rn but it's gonna be fine, I hope lol (my uploads gonna be a bit slow because of this)
Also I feel like this was not in the right time to post this because of the news that rooster teeth is shutting down but I still want to post something a bit funny/positive 🥹
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*Miles, Pavitr, Hobie, and Gwen chatting*
Spot: "What do you think you’re doing?"
Miles: "We’re TRYING to have a team meeting, thank you very little."
Pavitr: "Yeah! Team ears only."
Spot: " We’re in the middle of a fight!"
Hobie: "And we’re in the middle of a conversation! What don’t you get about that?"
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From a rwby incorrect quote by: scythes-and-roses
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Dick: Come on Bruce, let's raise the roof!
Bruce: Why? Is there something wrong with it?
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It was worth it
Jaune: *Naked with his "long sword" ready for action* Weiss, are you sure? It's just that... um... I'm a little big and I'm still learning to measure my strength for… delicate things.
Weiss: *Horny as fuck!* Let's do it!😍
8 hours later
At the hospital
Weiss: *In full body cast*
Penny: Well Weiss, you have broken multiple bones and you have serious damage to your pelvis. Most likely, it will take several months for you to recover. Still… Was it worth it?
Weiss: Every second~💕
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Ruby: What did you get pyrrha gor her birthday?
Yang: I got her a jaune arc body pillow.
Ruby: Really me too.
Blake: I also got her a jaune arc body pillow.
Wiess: Looks like we all had the same idea.
Ren: Nora, please tell me you didn’t also get a jaune arc body pillow as well.
Nora: I got her Jaune.
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Pyrrha on her bed surrounded by jaune pillows and jaune shirtless with a bow on his head feeding her the chocolate cake he baked her.
Pyrrha: THIS IS THE BEST BIRTHDAY EVER!
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Weiss: *ranting about how ridiculous that people think she and Ruby are dating*
Weiss: ... Like okay yes, I've thought about kissing Ruby. But who hasn't thought about kissing their best friend at least once?
Yang: I'm gonna tell her
Blake, smacking her arm: Don't you dare!
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Oscar: Everything okay Ruby?
Ruby: Uh yeah, Weiss just texted me. Apparently um, Snow got bullied at school this morning.
Yang: *deep inhale and looks at her watch* If we leave RIGHT now we and take the connecting flight through Haven, we can be in Vale by noon and that PUNKS HOUSE WILL BE IN ASHES BY 12:30!!
Blake: No no, the best thing you can do with bullies is ignore them. Then, you sneak into their house at four a.m. which statistically speaking, is the hour which people are least prepared to defend themselves.
Yang: Correct.
Blake: Once you're standing over them, as they sleep in their bed, you start to beat them. With a thick. Heavy. Rope. Soaked in red paint, pummeling them over and over and over until they wake, confusing the paint for their own blood. When they beg you to stop, you laugh, as loud as you can for as long as you can. And then, you start to beat them again.
Oscar: *drops his mug*
Ruby: Hm... yeah. *looks at Yang* Yeah I might just wait until I get the details from Weiss and see what actually happened.
Blake: Oh alright, fair enough.
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Based on @rwbybutincorrect post
https://www.tumblr.com/rwbybutincorrect/711809534998511616/yang-bleeding-out-after-a-fight-how-lucky-am-i
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Jaune and Pyrrha backing up towards each other from large Grimm tentacles around them.*
Pyrrha with her rifle aimed as her back bumps into Jaune’s.*
Jaune, drawing his sword and putting on a deep voice: We trade one villain for another.
Pyrrha: Hmm? *Cutely raises her eyebrow.*
Jaune, huffing: C’mon... Halo 3? The Arbiter? Chief and Arby back to back against the Gravemind, cmonnnn! It’s iconic!
Pyrrha cringing as she shrugs.*
Jaune: Ah Pyrrhaaa!
Pyrrha: I’m sorry! I just haven’t seen many films!
Jaune: It’s a game! *Slaps a tentacle aside as it tries to grab him* Yeah hang on, one second. This is important.
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Jaune: Huh, looks like I kept the gray streak in my hair.
Weiss: It looks more white to me~.
Ruby: No, it's silver!
Weiss: White!
Ruby: Silver!
Jaune: ...
*later*
Weiss: White!
Ruby: Silver!
Yang: It's been three hours!
Blake: How can they keep this going for so long?
Jaune: No idea.
Weiss: It's white and it represents how he's going to be mine!
Ruby: You harlot. You had your chance. It's silver like my eyes and represents how he's going to marry me!
Jaune: Can't it be both?
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Jaune: What are you doing?
Yang, “stuck” in a dryer: Help me. I'm stuck.
Jaune: What do you mean you're stuck?Are you stupid?
Yang, pulling herself out of the dryer: Are YOU stupid???
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