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meditando-en-paris · 1 year

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Odysseus: Do it or you're straight.

Achilles: *Loud gasp*

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3am-thoughts-of-achilles · 3 months

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LOSING IT 😭😭

#patrochilles #tsoa #tsoa achilles #tsoa patroclus #the song of achilles #tsoadaily #tsoa textpost #incorrect tsoa quotes #hades patrochilles

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athenas-sw0rd · 10 months

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Agamemnon: I never considered you a rival.

Achilles: I never considered you at all.

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raphael-angele · 3 months

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POV: Will Read Song of Achilles

Apollo, visiting Will at CHB: Will! Where are you?

Will, with tear tracks on his cheeks: GET OUT!

Apollo: Hey, what happened?

Will: *holds up The Song of Achilles book*

Apollo:

Apollo: I can explain-

Will: WHY, DAD?!?!?!?!

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clairepatroclus · 3 months

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leosoralyyn · 7 months

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me reading tsoa: why is there an whole 2 pages describing how hot Achilles is?

Oh yeah this is Patroclus' pov

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lenaleviosa · 4 months

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*Achilles arriving in the underworld*

Achilles: “Where’s Patro-“

Hades: “FINALLY! ACHILLES- a word please”

Achilles: “Sure, but could you tell me where Patroclus -“

Hades: “Look around”

Achilles: “I am, but it’s so crowded in here, I can’t see him”

Hades: “Exactly!”

Hades: “A 10 year long war was already bad enough, but then you had to go and murder 10 000 people in one day???”

Hades: “Frank over here - who you gracefully pierced with your spear btw - has been standing in this exact same spot for three days because I’ve got no place to put him!”

Achilles: “So I’m guessing you’re not going to help me find Patroclus, then?”

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thaliasthunder · 1 year

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odysseus: men with long hair are such sluts. what do u have long hair for? for other men to pull it?

achilles: wha

odysseus: whore.

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simsim54 · 4 months

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Everyone should be allowed to wear their boyfriend's clothes, except for Patroclus. That guy should be kept far away from anything cloth or armor that has ever brushed even an inch of Achilles.

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justmiraculousconspiracies · 5 months

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Odysseus: What's up with Achilles? He has been laying on the floor for like.. an hour now?

Breises: He's a bit overwhelmed

Odysseus: And why is that?

Breises: Patroclus smiled at him

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linktenbooks · 1 year

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Achilles, thinking: Wow Patroclus is so graceful and beautiful

[Patroclus, trips and falls over his own feet]

Achilles: gorgeous

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meditando-en-paris · 6 months

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Achilles: Okay, but what if we went to dinner not as friends this time?

Patroclus: AS ENEMIES?!

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eeviaylxix · 13 days

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achilles: so you're telling me... you didn't go on a rage-induced murder spree after your boyfriend died in battle?

hamilton: ...no?

achilles:

hamilton: are you okay??

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sungodra · 1 year

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Achilles: Go big or go home!

Patroclus, with tears in his eyes: I'm begging you, Achilles, for once in your life, please, just this once, go home

Achilles: I'm going big

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this-and-this-and-this2 · 9 months

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Diomedes: Achilles, do you support the LGBTQ community ?

Achilles, pulling Patroclus into a delicate kiss: I'm gay.

Odysseus: He's avoiding the question!

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cazza29 · 1 year

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Pyrrhus talking about achilles grave to Odysseus: Is it right thst my father's fame should be diminished? Tainted by a commoner?

*Patroclus a shade in the corner*: a commoner who fucked your dad AND your mum

*mic drop*

I know this isn't true but like to think this would have been a burn back to that little gremlin Pyrrhus. 🤣🤣

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