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Patroclus *exists*
Achilles :
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get in mortals, we're obsessing over Greek Gods
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Achilles: *sitting in Patroclus's lap* Pay attention to me
Patroclus:  We were just making out two seconds ago
Achilles: I don't see your point.
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A collection of ancient ceramic paintings depicting Achilles in a blanket being miserable and pathetic.
That's the post. Sorry that some of these are mircowave quality.
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I can't really pick a favorite, I like them all equally. They're just so silly looking.
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FIGS.
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7. Achilles & Patroclus
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Odysseus: Bad news, someone ran over Agamemnon!
Achilles: I thought you said that it was bad news
Agamemnon *on the ground with some broken bones*: I hate you
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Odysseus: What's up with Achilles? He has been laying on the floor for like.. an hour now?
Breises: He's a bit overwhelmed
Odysseus: And why is that?
Breises: Patroclus smiled at him
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Achilles: if a beautiful person disagrees with me, i will immediately change my views. i have no values.
Patroclus: that's so wrong, you should have some moral values
Achilles: you're right. that's wrong and i need moral values
Patroclus: 😶
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If Apollo had to write two lines on himself-
Apollo's not like the others. On the outside he's like a cute little blond lamb, but on the inside he's like a vicious killer lamb.
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I have a tournament tomorrow so...
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Can not stop thinking about a modern au where Achilles has to keep Pyrrhus on one of those kid leashes bc he’s literally a little demon
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Achilles: It’s funny that it takes a plastic bag hundreds of years to break down, yet it only takes me one moment away from Patroclus
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you ever finish reading a book and realize maybe life isn’t so bad at all and that life is hard but we get through it and it’s beautiful and you’re happy to enjoy it all and there’s more to your life than your suffering and that maybe you’ve lived the same pain over and over but there’s new happiness to come and new friends and new lovers and new versions of yourself and
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Agreed?
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