Bellatrix: just accept your flaws. It has really worked wonders for me.

Andromeda: you accepted your flaws?

Bella, cackling: Salazar knows I have no flaws. I meant that I accepted your flaws.

Hermione: it’s worked wonders for me as well.

Andy:…

Bella: she’s talking about your flaws obviously.

Cissy, smirking: obviously

Bellatrix: so… how are things?

Sirius, in the cell next to her: shut up Bella.

walburga: you’re not good enough for my son

remus: you’re not good enough for your son

walburga: excuse me?

remus: you heard me.

Sirius at an award show: First of all, I would like to thank Regulus, my brother, for telling me I wasn’t going to win so don’t bother to prepare a speech. From the bottom of my heart, most sincerely, fuck you Reg.

Sirius: what is the most attractive thing about lily?

Regulus: physically?…her boyfriend

Sirius: *spits out coffee*

James, at some point : You speak FRENCH ?? Say something !!!

Regulus : Tu es l'homme le plus beau du monde, mon amour. (You're the most beautiful man in the world, my love.)

James : What does it mean ?

Regulus : It means don't give me orders you fucking bastard

Y/N: I've just... murdered a guy!

Natasha: Naw... when it's an accident, it's called manslaughter.

Walburga Black: You are not good enough for my son, and I don't want you around him. End. Of. Story.

James: *at the door with a guitar* so why don't you give me one more-

*door is slammed in his face*

Regulus: You’re a failure.

Sirius: Yeah, but unlike you, I’m okay with that.

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c: @promptsforthestrugglingauthor

[James Sirius has been kidnapped by Death Eaters] Scorpius: If your brother gets hurt and you don't get his back now, it's gonna haunt you for the rest of your life. Albus: You're right. If James gets killed by Death Eaters, my grandparents' mantel is gonna become like a permanent shrine to him. Scorpius: No, that's not what I meant. Albus: Oh, the thought of it makes me want to puke. Scorpius: You've learned the wrong lesson. Albus: Come on, let's go help the bastard. Scorpius: Don't love how we got here, but we're going where I want.

Bella: you are a horrible judge of character, pet.

Hermione: but Im married to you.

Andromeda: I think you are just proving Bella’s point.

Bella: and you are friends with Andy.

Andromeda: seriously what is wrong with you?

Hermione: oh forget it.

Bella, watching her walk away: getting smarter everyday, pet.

Andromeda: you must be spectacular in bed for her to put up with us.

andromeda: are you fucking serious bellatrix? bellatrix: how did you know that?! andromeda: wait... what? bellatrix: ...what?

(marauders as shit my friends have said part 17)

sirius: and for my last trick i will turn into a disappointment!

*Sirius fucks something up*

Regulus: Now why would you do that???

Remus: Well, he’s not the brightest star in the sky

Regulus:

Sirius:

Sirius: Did

Sirius: Did you just-

Remus: We all have our demons.

James, grabbing regulus: This one’s mine!

Lily: having trouble figuring out who knows Sirius the best huh?

James: it’s me!

Remus: it’s me!

Peter: it’s me!

Regulus:

Regulus: it’s probably not me