The Black family doesn't bother with geography. They don't know *anything*. You could show Sirius a map of Narnia, tell him it's England, and he would 100% believe you. Bellatrix burns maps on sight. Regulus probably didn't know if he was drowning in a lake or sea, or in England or Scotland for that matter. The only one I can be kinda convinced knows something geography is Narcissa and that's only because she wanted to know why she couldn't fly to France.
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Are you a marauder (era) fan? And do you wish to feel pain? Well then, click on the video below and see what lies in wait for you. Go on.
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Walburga: You’re not good enough for my son
Remus: you’re not good enough for your son.
Walburga: …
Remus:
Walburga: …
Remus: I did not stutter.
*meanwhile*
Walburga: you are not good enough for my son.
James: *pulls out his guitar*
James: *breaks into RUDE by MAGIC!*
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ok but Klaus and Five are Sirius and Regulus variants
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"I don't like being back here. I never thought I'd be stuck in this house again."
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Walburga: You imbecile, go to your room now!
Sirius: Keep yelling at me like that and I'll make sure our family line ends with me.
Walburga: Was that a threat?
Sirius *fully knowing its already going to end with his brother and his own gay ass*: Girl, did it sound like a compliment???
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Sirius: I relate to faries because I too die when I don't get enough attention
Marls: and here I thought it was just because you're gay
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Regulus Black! First time drawing him 😅 I’m not well versed in Regulus’s lore, but I know he bravely deceived Voldemort so here’s him doing that. 👍
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Walburga Black: You are not good enough for my son, and I don't want you around him. End. Of. Story.
James: *at the door with a guitar* so why don't you give me one more-
*door is slammed in his face*
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Regulus: Your side of the family isn’t perfect. Your sister is an insane pervert!
Narcissa: Don’t talk to me about the sexual habits of family members, Reg. What about your brother?
Regulus: …My brother has been through a lot
Narcissa: Of dick
Sirius: *gasp*
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the thought that Remus used the potronus against the dementor at the first meeting on the train when remembering Sirius hurts me. Like Sirius is a traitor but for Remus it's still a happy memory no matter what
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Sirius: have you guys ever attend a family dinner party just so you can start drama and it'll end with everyone at each other's throats.
Regulus: you did that last week and Bella ended up stabbing mother's hand and someone ripped out a chunk of father's hair.
Sirius: I should get Bella a gift for that.... Do you think Bella would like a dagger?
Very concerned James: ...what the fuck-
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Sirius and Regulus probably had like 6 toes and asthma, thanks to the messed up black family tree
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toujours pur
Orion, Walburga, Sirius, and Regulus
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