Y/N: I've just... murdered a guy!

Natasha: Naw... when it's an accident, it's called manslaughter.

Peter: I've just... murdered a guy! Natasha: Nah... when it's an accident, it's called manslaughter.

War: Okay. That's the plan... Questions?

Strife: Yeah, I have a question... Are you nuts!?

Strife: I don't wanna go to Eden! I don't wanna face our undead brethren, and I don't wanna die!!!

Y/n: I say it's worth a shot!

Strife [immediately] Yes, I agree, let's do it.

Derek: Any questions? Stiles: Yes, um, are you nuts?! If this fails, I don’t wanna die! Lydia: I think it’s worth a shot. Stiles: Yes, I agree. Let’s do it.

Jake, about a plan to kill Chucky: Questions?

Junior: Yes, ummm, are you nuts?! I don't wanna die!

Lexy: I say it's worth a shot.

Junior, immediately: Yes I agree. Let's do it.

Zag: Any questions?

Jonah: Yes, um, are you nuts?! If this fails, I don’t wanna die!

Gabby: I think it’s worth a shot.

Jonah: Yes, I agree. Let’s do it.

Joaquin: what do you want from me, Prohyas?! I don't see you coming up with any big ideas!

Prohyas: oh yeah? Do you wanna hear my big idea? I'm going home to make a pretzel sandwich! See ya!

Dylan: Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa!

Kaitlyn: Questions?

Dylan: *freaking out* Yes, um are you nuts?! I don't wanna steal drugs from my father, I don't wanna fight a werewolf, and I don't wanna die!

Ryan: I say its worth a shot-

Dylan: *immediately* Yes I agree, lets do it.

Harm: This sounds like a dangerous case.

Mac: We should go investigate.

Admiral Chegwidden: This is just like wrangling puppies.

*Humans shielding Luz and Hunter from Belos*

Principal Hal: Drop the act! You think killing witches and demons would make the world safe? Or killing these kids? Or us? Tell me - how many of us do you have to kill to keep us safe?

Belos: They're the ones I'm after, not you. I'm not the menace, witches are. Magical beings.

Masha: You're the only one around here with magic.

*After a tense silence, Belos backs off*

Belos: All right, I've become what I hate, I'll give you that. But in the long run, you'll see I was right. You'll see you need the likes of me to protect you from them! 

Skitch totally gets Wanda into Animal Crossing. They mostly just liked it for the fishing and bug hunting, but Wanda? Oh she loves the customization.

I can see Skitch playing Animal Crossing casually and then showing it to Wanda one day like, "check this out really quick" and her getting stuck on all the villagers and ambience they're passing by trying to get to the museum.

"That deer's really cute"

"Oh, that's Bruce, he's pretty chill. I'm probably gonna evict him soon."

"What? Why???"

"Eh, he just rubs me the wrong way."

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"Are those cherries in your trees?"

"Yeah, my island started with those. I need to get rid of these weeds tho."

*realizes that their standing in a cluster of weeds and not tall grass* "why are there so many???"

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I wanna say that Skitch's island is well looked-after and they are pretty proud of how it's coming along, but things like weeds get overlooked sometimes. It's an "out of sight or of mind" kinda thing, but it never gets too egregious.

But this just spirals for Wanda after she decides to check the game out herself. I feel like her island is very aesthetic™️ and pretty maintained. Wanda also plays casually, but she keeps things in order. She needs to have peach trees, and she must have Shino on her island.

Wanda's assistant, Mandy, is also an avid player of AC, so I can see her giving Wanda tips and trading stuff often. I feel it in my heart of hearts.

Also, every time Skitch visits Wanda's island, they leave behind a little gift for her, probably by her house. This ranges from innocuous nonsense like a bag of weeds to something Wanda was actually looking for.

not you reminding me that I have ACNH on my switch- 😂

Clint, about a mission plan: Questions?

Y/N: Yes, ummm, are you nuts?! I don't wanna die!

Natasha: I say it's worth a shot.

Y/N: Yes I agree. Let's do it.

Luz Noceda: King, have you ever considered that just because you can do something, doesn’t mean you should. King Clawthorne: But I want to, and now the cops won’t stop me. Luz Noceda: Wow, that was a deeply terrifying sentence.

Killer: Well well well, look what the cat dragged in! Ink: For the last fucking time, I am not a cat!

[ * 𝗠𝗘𝗧𝗔 ] : 𝚆𝙰𝚈𝙽𝙴 𝙵𝙰𝙼𝙸𝙻𝚈 𝚁𝙴𝚂𝙸𝙳𝙴𝙽𝙲𝙴𝚂, 𝙶𝙾𝚃𝙷𝙰𝙼 𝙲𝙸𝚃𝚈. the totality of the w.ayne estate is not to be understated, t.homas and m.artha upon their death left b.ruce with an immense and exorbitant fortune with more assets than any one person could possibly hope to maintain, quite a few of them in property. as the executor of the w.ayne estate, however, it IS a.lfred's responsibility to maintain those assets, a task that has continued long after b.ruce's majority. while a lot of these have been provided for use by the city in charitable ventures, there are a few that are or have come to be maintained as residences for the use of the family. 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘 𝗔𝗥𝗘 𝗦𝗢𝗠𝗘 𝗢𝗙 𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗠 ( long post ).

𝗪𝗔𝗬𝗡𝗘 𝗠𝗔𝗡𝗢𝗥, 𝗕𝗥𝗜𝗦𝗧𝗢𝗟 𝗖𝗢𝗨𝗡𝗧𝗬 - 𝗡𝗘𝗪 𝗝𝗘𝗥𝗦𝗘𝗬 ( 𝗘𝗦𝗧. 𝟭𝟴𝟰𝟵)

* HISTORY : while most of its legitimate history remains unknown to the wider world, the w.ayne family has maintained extensive historical knowledge and maintained oral tradition about its inception. one of the oldest dynasties in g.otham's history, the w.ayne family have been on g.otham soil since before the first bricks were laid. solomon z.ebediah w.ayne settled in the early 19th century in g.otham township with his wife on land his father charles arwin w.ayne had purchased for pennies, and soon after achieved his appointment as a federal judge. his younger brother joshua t.homas w.ayne followed his brother's move - acting as head of the family estate and managing the many enterprises cropping up under the w.ayne fortune as collectively they assisted in the construction of g.otham proper (the majority of these in shipping). through this business they increased their already considerable wealth ... considerably, and acquired additional acres and acres around the township, the bay and out into bristol county. in 1840 solomon became the financial benefactor of cyrus pinkney, a prominent architect and enthusiast of gothic style architecture. while others described his style as an 'ugly monstrosity', he was commissioned by the w.aynes to expand the infrastructure of the township with the hopes that one day it would be a city of prominence, and much of the oldest buildings in the city bear his marks.

before the a.merican c.ivil war both solomon and joshua were committed and operative abolitionists, and assisted with the construction of a section of the underground railroad using caverns that they further excavated under their land in b.ristol county. to avoid suspicion for their sizeable activity and movement in the area, solomon commissioned cyrus to build a grand g.othic mansion on the landholding - and thus, W.AYNE MANOR was drawn up and construction began in 1849. joshua became incredibly active in his assistance to the railroad, and this ultimately led to him being fatally injured in 1860 by bounty hunters following the trail of escapees that led to the outskirts of g.otham. joshua w.ayne managed despite his injuries to make his way to the then unfinished estate and was found dead in the cellar. it is believed he preferred to die quietly rather than risk tarnishing their family name through connection with criminal activity should he seek medical attention for his gunshot wounds, should their involvement with the railroad be discovered - protecting his brother and his position in power and the longevity and potential of their involvement.

following joshua's death the construction of the manor was placed on hold both out of grief and the fear that the the grounds were haunted, and cyrus passed a few years after resulting in a complete stall on the process. over a decade later the truth of joshua's death was discovered by happenstance and solomon revisited the plans. the manor was not completed until 1884, with solomon's son alan w.ayne (founder of w.ayne enterprises) facilitating the completion of the project. in keeping with the legacy of its construction, a number of secret passageways into the caverns below were built into the foundations - a secret kept and maintained only by the w.ayne heirs, with kenneth w.ayne being the first child born and raised at the estate.

* ARCHITECTURE AND DESIGN : the manor was constructed on a carefully selected plot of land, a conservative 400 acres in the hinterlands of b.ristol county. it was heavily influenced by the g.othic revival movement of the 19th century emanating from europe, stemming from cyrus pinkney's studies in britain. the manor itself is an impressive three stories with vaulted ceilings and two parapets nestled atop a steep incline. set two miles back from the road, it boasts a pair of baroque style beech wood double doors standing at a height of 12 feet, beyond which is a stately entryway with an antique thomire chandelier imported from france and a grand split staircase dominating the room. this staircase served as inspiration for that of the g.otham university library.

covering 28,000 square feet the manor houses 19 bedrooms, 12 bathrooms, three powder rooms, three dining rooms, both an indoor and outdoor swimming pool, a parlor, a receiving room, two separate lounge rooms, a library, an attic that covers two wings, a staggering 34 fireplaces, a large conservatory and a palatial ballroom alongside other general amenities. since the 1960s it has undergone extensive renovation under the stewardship of a.lfred p.ennyworth, with adjustments including the addition of a home theater room, the conversion of various rooms into studies and lounges, material and appliance upgrades and a conversion of what were previously the stables into a garage. the manor is divided into wings, with the north and the west wings as the family wings, the west wing for entertaining and the south wing for receiving and guests.

the sprawling estate features four main gardens, a greenhouse, a large hedgemaze, a small lake, two separate fountains, a largely unused chapel, two storage buildings and a guesthouse currently occupied by mister pennyworth (SEE THE CRANE QUARTERS). the grounds have taken to the house, with climbing ivy having overtaken a marked portion of the west and south walls. additionally, the caverns beneath the estate are home to the b.atcave, built over a number of years under direction from b.ruce wayne and with the assistance of both a.lfred and l.ucius f.ox. under a.lfred direction the manor has become a far homelier place than it was even in b.ruce's youth, with his hopes to maintain a place where the family can gather and be safe, warm and welcome.

𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗖𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗘 𝗤𝗨𝗔𝗥𝗧𝗘𝗥𝗦, 𝗪𝗔𝗬𝗡𝗘 𝗠𝗔𝗡𝗢𝗥 (𝗘𝗦𝗧. 𝟭𝟴𝟴𝟮)

the crane quarters were built upon the grounds as an accompanying guesthouse, as with the prominence of the w.ayne family it was believed that extended stays of friends of the family and other important guests would require a separate residence so that they would not be disturbed by the ordinary comings and goings of the house. built in a similar gothic style as the house but with more restraint, the quarters sit on the north side of the property and are tucked away beyond the gardens with a view lake. with two bedrooms, two bathrooms, and a study in addition to typical facilities - it is a beautiful and quiet retreat from the main grounds.

in the years following b.ruce majority during his extensive travels, a.lfred moved himself from his bedroom within the manor to the quarters in a need to maintain distance from the empty monolith that is the manor. since b.ruce's return and the subsequent acquisition of the b.atfamily by various means, he has taken to residing between the manor and the quarters while attending to his duties as butler and retainer. should one find themselves visiting the manor unannounced or while in conflict with b.ruce or the family, the crane quarters is the ideal place to bed down, should a.lfred allow it.

𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗣𝗘𝗡𝗧𝗛𝗢𝗨𝗦𝗘 : 𝗪𝗔𝗬𝗡𝗘 𝗧𝗢𝗪𝗘𝗥, 𝗢𝗟𝗗 𝗚𝗢𝗧𝗛𝗔𝗠 - 𝗡𝗘𝗪 𝗝𝗘𝗥𝗦𝗘𝗬 (𝗘𝗦𝗧. 𝟭𝟵𝟰𝟳)

construction of w.ayne tower was halter prior to WW2 with w.ayne enterprises focused on their business ventures and assisting with the production and transport of goods, products, weapons and medical supplies to the warfront. in the aftermath of the i.ndustrial revolution w.ayne enterprises expanded under k.enneth w.ayne and his sole heir p.atrick w.ayne into a variety of industries to great success. the land was already home to what was then a private medical research facility, built also by cyrus pinkney - the facade and features of this old structure were maintained and the additional floors and facilities added for the tower, including 28 stories in a more contemporary style that was built to allow for additions, renovations and upkeep as it carried w.ayne enterprises into modernity. in 1965 t.homas wayne proposed the movement of w.ayne enterprises to a brand new standalone skyscraper, with w.ayne tower to be converted for the purposes of providing additional space and resource to the city - becoming the headquarters for the w.ayne foundation. additional space was converted to office buildings for non-profits, various charity spaces and in a number of entertainment spaces for events including some that cover multiple floors.

the top four floors of w.ayne tower were converted to residential space to be accessed by a private elevator, and became a private penthouse space for the exclusive use of the w.ayne family. built in a brutalist style, the penthouse was similarly kept relatively simple in architectural detail to allow for upgrades over time. this was last overseen by a.lfred in the early 2000s with a mixed bag of clean lines and extensive glass with organic fixtures, with touches of natural stone, a variety of wood and natural elements mixed with the extensive glass. seven bedrooms, four bathrooms and a powder room, a large open plan living, kitchen and dining area overlooking the city and an expansive entertaining area featuring an infinity pool - this penthouse apartment is an ideal refuge for any of the family.

Nita: *kisses Kovit*   Kovit, after pulling away: Oh, Crickey!   Nita, in shock: I can't believe I just did that.   Kovit: I can't believe I just said that!