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In some AU out there I like to think there’s a Batman that started out as more “Brucie” the playboy bachelor than self made fighting machine. A Bruce Wayne who was actually more accustomed to throwing epic parties than punching bad guys. A Bruce that tried to drown his grief in every pleasure the world has to offer… until he finds his Robin.
Dick Grayson who comes from the same type of tragedy, only he doesn’t have a billion dollars (or a father figure like Alfred) to fall back on.
This little kid who wants to take on the mob personally - is now targeted by kidnappers who want Bruce’s money - and is suffering from a complete lack of self preservation and the innate compulsion to swing from every chandelier in Bruce’s home.
This kid, who some people in Gotham’s high society look upon with a predatory gaze and whisper things like ‘Talon’ and ‘Court of Owls’ and a dozen other things that Bruce isn’t sure about…. But Dick has nothing and no one and Bruce HAS to step up and be there for him.
So Brucie, with his years of marital arts training (because he still loves his fitness and the ability to defend himself) has to quickly become someone who’s able to protect this kid. Everyone in Gotham thinks Bruce has matured and settled down because he’s a father now - and they aren’t Wrong per se but really - when your kid is that much of a daredevil/trouble magnet, a Bat-themed vigilante gets born out of necessity because Robin was going to go fight the darkness with or without Bruce’s help.
Just imagine a ‘Brucie’ who wants to forget his grief through partying more than punching criminals … and then imagine how that partying DILF becomes BATMAN - born from protective love instead of long held grief.
#dick grayson#batfam#bruce wayne#batman#batfamily headcanons#robin!dick#I need the 50k word fic on my desk by Monday#Himbo to Hero Bruce#Brucie Wayne#batman and robin#batfamily#batfam au
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Tim and Jason about to make brucie wayne look like a genius: this is all for you
Dick, who was caught with starfire and needed someone to take the spotlight: I love you
#tim acted drunk#he was caught making out with a guy kn the closet#then loudly said “now why am I being forced out of the closet”#and then asked 8 people wheteve water is blue or purple because “it cant be clear but i cant remember colors”#jason went full himbo#glorious#dc#tim drake#batman#jason todd#tim drake wayne#dc red robin#red robin#dick grayson#nightwing#richard grayson#dc red hood#red hood#brucie wayne
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You ever see a fandom agree that a character is a dumb himbo/bimbo just because said character is polite and a good person? Like, the assumption being that since they’re strong and polite, they must be dumb and goofy?
any examples? Because I think I’m watching Tumblr pretend Superman is a Himbo for exactly this reason. But it must also happen to some female characters too.
#superman#my adventures with superman#maws#dc comics#jason todd#lois lane#himbo#dc comcis#kal el#clark kent#lex luthor#superfam#nightwing#dick grayson#batfamily
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HELLO I AM ALIVE
So I know I haven't posted in like a year but @diedfromembarrassmentlikeasim and I were discussing this fic and then it spiralled into this discussion
Spread the himbo Bruce agenda folks
The most valid Bruce is the Bruce that goes from having a 100 life skills to 0 in one second. Look at him.
He knows how to hack into his FBI agent's computer. He doesn't know what red onions are. He can't kill people but he can kill houseplants like a professional. He knows how to create antidotes to any virus or poison. He doesn't know how to make tea without burning the mansion down.
Alfred has no hair and this is why.
#batman#battinson#i was picturing him while i was making this post#i love him so much#himbo bruce my beloved#cryptid bruce wayne#i imagine him standing like the standing man emoji while alfred teaches him how to whip up a decent meal for the 1000th time#and then fucking it up all over again#he eats shredded cheese at 4 in the morning and alfred has to come and whack him to make sure he doesn't end up sleeping in the fridge#bruce wayne#alfred pennyworth#jason todd#dick grayson#batfam#batman 2022#bruce wayne is a good parent
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When you just wanna go out for ice cream but your dad is busy doing hoe shit-
#literally the most dramatic person on the planet#batman#robin#batman and robin#dick grayson#dick grayson robin#bruce wayne#jason todd#tim drake#nightwing#batboys#batfamily#batfam#red hood#red robin#himbo Bruce Wayne#hot girl shit
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Jason and Grant college roommate au but with trans Jason. And logically he knows Jason was not always His Bro but he cannot conceptualize Jason as anything else. He technically knows Jason's dead name by virtue of knowing he was Bruce's second ward but he literally forgot it the millisecond it registered so he actually doesn't.
Anyway this leads to an interesting scenario when Bruce or Dick (who Jason has been no contact with for a few years) are like "where is Medea, I know my sister/daughter is in there" and Grant "Number One Himbo" Wilson is like "uhhhhh what the fuck are you talking about. You have the wrong house." And just closed the door.
Jason wakes up to get ready for his night class with 24324323 missed calls and messages.
#jason todd#grant wilson#dc#blorbo posting#dick grayson#bruce wayne#this could be taken as a civilian au or a Jason Ditches The Bats Post Batarang#and somewhere along the way discovers some things about himself that he didn't have time to really think about before#Trans! Jason Todd#jaygrant#I guess#this is technically platonic but queer platonic y'know#Grant is a himbo TO ME it's literally canon
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Clark, lamenting the fact that he couldn’t go near the priest without getting sick to lois and wondering if he’s actually been possessed this entire time: Lois I Gifgifddfduicgvhhoj *existential sobbing*
The priest who collects shiny green rocks and puts them in his pockets: ooh shiny green rock, score!
#superman#incorrect dc quotes#superman is a himbo#shitpost#dick grayson x male reader#batman x male reader#dc x male reader#fandom#dcau#headcanon#dc titans#comics#dc x gender neutral reader#young justice x male reader#justice leauge unlimited#justice league
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Pls someone write a fic ab Damian deciding he's a Drake and bonding with them and then Jack drake is like "you can have any animal you want so long as you take care of it!" And then he tells Damian all about that animals ancient historical significance. Like I just want him to be a feral child who adopts this family and they look at him and say Same Hat!!!!!!
#tim drake#batfam#damian wayne#incorrect batbros#dick grayson#feral tim drake#incorrect batfamily quotes#tim drake wayne#batfamily headcanons#batman#Jack drake#my fave headcannon is that jack drake genuinely is what bruce wayne pretends to be#the himbo of the century#look i just want tim to be feral#eating worms living his best life#and damian is a ber similar if not the same flavour of feral#the writers made them argue bc theyd be too strong together#thats why no comic with them both in has mentioned discowing because they would band together and eat bugs
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Something very Stephanie Brown about Stephanie Brown is that Bruce, Alfred, Babs, Damian, Kate, Tim, and Cass are all like "Wow! Dick Grayson's so spontaneous and wild and happy-go-lucky and rebellious and gung-ho and a ray of sunshine..." while Stephanie's like "OHMYGODDD, this guy's such a stick-in-the-mud!!".
Stephanie is literally chaos incarnate and Dick couldn't handle it (initially).
Meanwhile:
Most of these stories are happening around the same time by the way.
It also feels pretty hard-earned when these two do come around with each other, at the end of the Core Requirements arc. They had a cute dynamic and they're so similar in so many ways (Bruce even said it during The Road Home). We were robbed of more. It was absolute genius: "hmm...what if...Batman and Batgirl....were ROBIN!".
Sources: Batgirl (2009) #5-7, World's Finest (2009) #3-4, Batman (1940) #682 & #689, Nightwing (1996) #143, Detective Comics (1940) #872, Batman and Robin #9, and Batgirl (2000) #58.
#stephanie brown#dick grayson#fanon pls stop portraying them as himbos they're possibly the most well-rounded of the bats skill-wise#and they were literally the two who were most likely to murder a serial killer once upon a time#they grew out of it dw#and that growth was actually on panel too :P#metas#batman#batgirl#robin#dc comics#bat family#batfam#comics#bryan q miller#the spoiler#nightwing#robins
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please read a poor boys first fanfiction
Im an artist at heart but wanted to try my hand at writing-
there isn't enough NB/Male focused reader inserts for my boy dick Grayson so <3
No use of Y/N because.. **war flashbacks of the harry x reader x niall Wattpad bullshit**
#batfam#batman and robin#batboys#batkids#batman#dick greyson robin#dick greyson is the original himbo#discowing#nightwing#tim drake wayne#tim drake#bruce wayne#a03 fanfic#dick grayson x reader#dick grayson x y/n#dick grayson x male reader
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Which one do you dislike more? Himbo adult Dick Grayson or Tiny angry baby Dick Grayson?
oh hmm, good question anon
the thing is is that i can appreciate the pros and cons of both. i like it when dick grayson, this big, lean, athletic looking man has kind, humble eyes and an easy smile and a "devil may care, im just here to have a good time" attitude. it's sweet and i think it plays to his character well- but only as a general persona and not as his like "one true character" bit. he has facets, he has different faces he shows to certain people, and that doesnt make any one of them any more real or false than the other. he's not going to bring the same level of intensity he might have with batman to a random civilian. he's not going to make silly mistakes and laugh at himself like he would with the titans in front of batman (well sometimes, but i think there's a difference in how he feels/acts around both that it can be percieved)
and i also like the abstract concept of a much younger, freshly traumatized dick grayson. it's a very compelling first look at his character, the first one anyone ever gets to see of him, including himself! i like the idea of this raw, potent, violent anger being something dick is also newly discovering. i like the idea of self-realization through anger and grief as a propelling force, not only between himself and bruce, but also how he chooses to act to and in the world from then on. it's a beautiful progression of horrible grief, aching, festering anger, and then a gradual evolution into someone who still feels things powerfully but can now decide how he wants to portray those feelings and how to act on them. it's especially compelling when he reverts back to that instinctual anger again when he's overwhelmed and stressed, something that doesn't happen frequently in his adult self
however.
if we are describing these qualities as flat "himbo adult" and "feral baby", then i would just never interact ever again because they are so lacking and so boring-- ive always wondered if people who genuinely enjoy such basic character interpretations even enjoy complexity and how that affects how they interact with people irl
but, ultimately, to answer your question anon, i dislike himbo adult dick grayson more. it infantilizes him so much and disregards his years of expertise, ability, and emotional growth to the point of making him an entirely different character. i honestly am not sure when this characterization of him got started or got popular because its so absurd and different from his real character. i get the feeling it was just another instance of people wanting to assign each of the bat-family members a certain role, and since "intelligent" was relegated to tim, "brute/strong" to jason, and then "feral" to damian, the only "personality" left over was cinnamon roll. eurgh
#i dont like either of them but i dislike the himbo one more#i like the potential of what could have been for both flat characterization -as i wrote earlier- but they just arent compelling#asks#anon#dick grayson
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Thanks @bruciemilf for this loveliness.
I genuinely crave a good dad Bruce where he will spend every waking moment trying to make his kids stronger than he is. Their training is double what he experienced and they're basically terrifyingly unstoppable. They could beat Batman in a fight to the death very easily but there is not a single word in every language of the world to describe the amount of respect the kids have for him. Sure they talk shit, make jokes and tease Bruce but they know how much is too far and they refuse to cross that line even when they're beyond enraged.
I want Bruce to take care of his kids the way a mama bear protects it's cubs. I want Batman to teach his kids to never murder those who don't deserve death. I want Batman to be demonized to the point where he is Gothams saviour and destroyer. I want him to bring the fear on God's into everyone who crosses him. I want him to be fear itself.
And I need him to teach his kids that the words, "Show them mercy." Is their 'okay' to kill. Because death is a mercy and an eternity in hell would be an escape.
#bruce wayne#batman#batfam#dick grayson#jason todd#tim drake#damian wayne#stephanie brown#cassandra cain#duke thomas#batfamily#textpost#also let Bruce Wayne be a scary himbo!#DC COMICS YOU COWARDS!
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#I need you to cast aside your idea of himbo fanon Dick and really think about this. Look deep into your heart#Feel free to cite comic panels as evidence#Dick Grayson#Bruce Wayne#nightwing#batman#dc
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Batman: Secret Files (1997)
#batman#comic scans#this is so fucking funny#dick grayson has this clipped and framed in his apartment#'male equivalent of a bimbo' bruce wayne himbo official
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PICREW CHARACTER DESIGN GAME
Tag game! Was tagged by @uncertainwallflower Thanks buddy!
Rules: Make a couple characters (or just one! as many as you want/have time for) from your WIP. Use whatever Picrew suits the vibe best—just make sure to link it. Tag a couple people to do the same.
I used the same template wallflower did. This one
I overlooked the wip part and just made characters of my favs soooo.
I mean! I do have a fic where all of these characters (minus Bart) are in! And they get bombed by glitter! Thus the glitter, stickers and sparkles on their faces and around them.
I did Tim's twice cuz I didn't notice the throat scar until I was making Jason's but HE HAS A THROAT SCAR NOW HAHAHAHAHAHAHA TITANS TOWER LET'S GOOOOO!!!! JDKFVBEHFEOIJD
Also yeah, skater boy Tim is something I will never give up.
AHHHHHHHHHHH THE FRINGE! JASON HAS THE FRINGE!!! I AM SO HAPPY FOR THE WHITE FRINGE I SBHFVHFOEWIL
Also, I headcanon that Jason has a pair of glasses cuz he's a nerd (jk, ik that's stereotyping. I just love the concept of him having glasses cuz- LOOKIT HIM! LOOKIT THAT ADORABLE GORGEOUS BULK OF A BOY! I LOVE HIM!)
And yes, Dickiebird is the sunshine boy and the perfect media picture.
NYEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH ALL OF THE BATKIDS HAVE SCARS HA.
DAMIIIIIIIII!!! And that's a Gotham Academy uniform ^^
This kid is a cute kid which tries not to act cute but lookit him. Adowable baby.
Steph has strawberry earrings. If there were crazier earrings, I would have put it, but there isn't. The earrings are a tribute to the fic I wrote about Steph having matchbox earrings called "Everyone Is On Fire In The End" (I've linked it) I love Steph. She's awesome.
And ofc, our perfect but-behind-the-scenes-is-actually-the-one-who-causes-all-the-shenanigans queen. Cass. And obvi she's gonna have a lot of scars.
I was researching which color eyes she had and in the comics so far she has had, blue, green, and brown eyes. So i went with blue cuz... black-haired blue-eyed. Yk?
Alfred!!! I love him. The sassy grandpa butler.
Guess who the one next to Alfred is.
HIMBO BRUCIE WAYNE.
His scars were from when he tried to kiss a Tasmanian Devil on his trip to Australia ✌️❤️✨
This cannot possibly be Batman. The butts are lying.
Bonus: Cute Bart. He got his scars from trying to one-up Tim in skateboarding.
I went on a ramble. I like rambling.
No pressure tags: @sardonic-sprite @tristicorde @wakkoroni @foursixtwonineoh-pieces-of-lego @cygnusdoesthings @mispeltnostalgia @ah0yh0y (turns out, it does exist XD) + whoever else wants to join!!
#quotidian convos#probably should create a separate post for your tag cuz mine is a bit long#but no pressure!#just a suggestion!#picrew character#picrew character tag game#picrew tag game#tim drake#jason todd#dick grayson#damian wayne#stephanie brown#cassandra cain#alfred pennyworth#bruce wayne#batfamily#bart allen#himbo bruce wayne
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warmup sketches from the last couple of days :)
#dc#dick grayson#tim drake#jason todd#timkon#batman#the first dick sketch... i wanted to make a fic out of it but i am writing a long one abt dick becoming nw rn and i dont have timeeee#kon as a sweet simple country himbo?? so incredible to me. people should marry punk and country more often.#yall get a dc dump bc im gonna do some lotr content soonish maybe
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