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twistedappletree · 9 months

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wei wuxian: *on the boat in Caiyi Town* of course i know how to talk to girls, i can make any girl fall in love with me! watch this-

wei wuxian: *pointing at lan wangji* LADIES, ISN’T HE PRETTY? HANDSOME?? OTHERWORDLY???

ladies: so handsome!!!

wei wuxian: IS HE NOT THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GORGEOUS IMMACULATE MALE SPECIMEN YOU’VE EVER SEEN IN YOUR LIFE?

ladies: yeeaah…! i guess?

wei wuxian: WOULDN’T YOU PURPOSELY BREAK ALL 3,000 LAN SECT RULES JUST TO SPEND TIME WITH HIM? TO STARE AT HIS FACE FOR HOURS?? TO GET PUNISHED BY HIM???

ladies: …………

wei wuxian: WOULD YOU DRAW HIS PORTRAIT AND SHOW HIM YOUR COLLECTION OF GAY POR-

jiang cheng: *pushes him off the boat*

#I mean #this is basically what he said in my mind LMFAO #mdzs #the untamed #wei wuxian #lan wangji #wangxian #mo dao zu shi #cql #incorrect mdzs #mdzs crack #mdzs meme #apple memes 🍎#jiang cheng #lan zhan #wei ying #hanguang jun #jiang wanyin #he’s gay your honor

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isopod-milf · 1 year

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Would love to see a fic of how Blanc and Philip might have met where Blanc is out somewhere (maybe a fancy little bar or got invited to some party) and women keep flirting with him, but he’s too nice and southern to tell them he’s gay so Philip swoops in all “there you are, dear! I was looking for you” to make it seem like they’re a couple and they finally get the message and go away and now the detective is flustered because of this charming British stranger pretending to be his partner so women will stop flirting with him

#Benoit blanc #he’s gay your honor #glass onion #glass onion a knives out mystery #blanc/philip #gay detective #benoit x phillip #benoit x philip #blanc/phillip #glass onion spoilers #knives out

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unspecifiedspecies · 4 months

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I just wanna kiss his eyelids and tuck him into bed. My sweet angel. My Castiel. So pretty.

#castiel #misha collins #he’s so silly #he’s gay your honor #i love him #autistic things #my autistic angel #he’s so pretty #i wanna take care of him #i wanna destroy him #hes so babygirl #i wanna eat him #the cw supernatural #destiel #cockles #jenmish

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fernsproutxx · 1 year

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springtrap in da gay pose

@glitchysquidd coming up with brilliant ideas as always

#my art #fnaf #fnaf 3 #springtrap #he’s gay your honor #don’t pay attention to the hands they’re hard to draw intertwined #okay¿ okay

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sentienceisoverrated · 2 years

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[Tim and Bernard on a date]

Bernard, waiting: who’s that nerd in a suit?

Bernard:

Bernard: holy shit that’s my nerd.

#batfamily #tim drake #Bernard #wayne family adventures #he’s gay your honor

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orange-sunshines · 1 year

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thinking bout bakugo shopping by himself, that angry resting glare ever so comfy on his face, straight up flipping people off if they stare too long, only for all of that to immediately fall when he opens his phone and sees a text from kiri. a small, teeny tiny smile and soft eyes replace the scowl, but only until he pockets the phone. then he’s back to his angry bullshit only this time with warmth in his chest

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mxlfoydraco · 1 year

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Thoughts on Draco and Astoria?

Personally I’m indifferent about it but it come to the forefront of my mind whenever I think about Scorpius. I’m not sure if I want him to be Drastoria’s or Drarry’s bio child. And how would that affect Scorbus?

I’m pretty indiffirent as well. The idea of Draco and Astoria being pureblood rebels scandalizing their parents is pretty fun though! I just don’t read Draco as being attracted to women at all. It’s really not possible for me to see them romantically. Draco loved Pansy fawning over him but never showed any interest in any girls. Harry absolutely would’ve noticed that lol.

I like them as bestfriends who wanted to have a kid and chose each other. I’ve seen it as Astoria being a lesbian, aroace or simply just wanting to. Hey, I’d take them making a deal because their families are pressuring them and end up becoming friends as well.

For Scorpius, he’s Draco and Astoria’s kid in my mind if we’re talking about Scorpius Hyperion (yes, I love single dad Draco, sue me). Harry can be an adoptive dad later on and I’d love that too! If he was Draco and Harry’s kid, he’d probably have a Harry-like second name. Go off Scorpius James Potter-Malfoy.

#he’s gay your honor #asks #astoria greengrass #draco malfoy #drarry #scorpius malfoy

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vulgarvisionary · 2 years

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leshy from inscription is some flavor of bitchy queer and i am in love with him, next question

#leshy #he’s gay your honor #man has never done anything wrong in his life #no i am not a leshy apologist #because he has nothing to apologize for #i was so close to ugly crying at the end of the game #i’m gay and i got attached #he is alive and flourishing in my head ok #ill.um #inscryption

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teenage-mothman · 2 years

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patrick bateman the type of fella to be like “damn my dick looks nice” and when she pops off

#american psycho #patrick bateman #he’s gay your honor #this is moth’s friend posting btw hi

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mercuryal · 3 months

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Let’s go girls.

#TaskySweep #Taskmaster #vote tasky #bisexual disaster #lgbt pride #he’s gay your honor #gaaaaaay #Black Ant is his boyfriend #marvel comics #queer characters #anthony masters #shania twain #pride icons #queer comics

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zivikel · 1 month

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Tumblr didn’t let me post this lol

“My little star, all the phases of the moon, the only face I want to see every night is yours.”

Theyre gay your honor

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ch067 · 6 months

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THIS WAS SO GIRLLYPOP OF HIM THE HIP CHECK AND THE BRUSHING THE HAIR OUT OF HIS FACE IM EATING DRYWALL I LOVE HIM

#our flag means gay #our flag means death #blackbeard ofmd #ofmd season 2 #ofmd s2 #this man istg #i love him your honor #he’s so babygirl #he’s so girlfriend #he’s so girllypop #stede is so lucky #edward teach #i want to hold him in my pocket #he slays

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adharastarlight · 6 months

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The James Oblivious Potter Chronicles Pt1

James: people are so stuipd

Sirius: whats up prongs?

James: someone in potions just said you and moony were dating! Just because he's into dudes and youre gay doesnt mean youre dating?!

Sirius: James-

James: that would be like saying Marls and Cas are dating just because theyre lesbians

Sirius: uhm, James-

James: dont worry, i told them you're just friends

Sirius: WHAT!?

Remus walks in and he looks so hurt and a little pissed: we're... friends now are we?

Sirius: no- no, mon amour- no, james is just a fucking moron

James: what... wait are you two...?

Sirius and Remus: yes!?!

Sirius: for like five months!?!

James: WHAT

Remus: we kiss in front of you all the time???

Sirius: we're constantly holding hands???

Remus: we go on dates like constantly???

Sirius: I told you I want to marry him!?!

James: I thought that was in a best friend way!!!

Sirius:

Remus:

James: wait so are marls and cas...?

Sirius: Yes!!!

Remus: james who the- what- how-

James: WHO ELSE!?!

Sirius: crouch and rosier, pandora and emmeline, lily and mary???

James: ohhhh... what about Regulus?

Remus, grinning: no one, why?

James:

Sirius:

James: so you guys are dating, should i... buy you a plant?

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mattastr0phic · 13 days

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REPRESSED HOMOSEXUALS EXPOSURE THERAPY

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scribbles504 · 2 years

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So. We wrote The Magnus Archives fanfiction. It’s an AU where the institute is a school club. All the characters are original, we have borrowed some beings though. (Such as Not-Them and obviously the entities). So uh yeah here it is.

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Gray: I guess I should introduce myself. I’m Graham Wilder, and I’m the new archivist for the paranormal research club. The way the club works is people who think they have had some sort of paranormal experience come in, they make a statement, and we follow up to see if it has any truth to it, and then if it does, we file it in the archives. Unfortunately, before I became archivist there wasn’t really any one filing system, so the place is a real mess.

Our whole thing, mission, call it what you want, is to just kind of keep tabs on paranormal activity. That’s it. Weird. And what’s weirder, is that there is at least a thousand statements in here. You’d think there would be a lot less verifiable paranormal phenomena. I’m of the mind that at least half will be disproven by the time I’m done sorting everything.

Speaking of, it gets weirder. I had planned on reading the statements out loud and recording them digitally but…uh…some of them sort of whacked out the equipment for some reason. But tape recordings work just fine, weirdly enough. I’m saying weird too often. But really, that’s the only word I can use to describe the situation.

At least there are four other club members to help me out. Well, three and a half. I think Moss is mostly just using the club room as a plant nursery. Not sure how much help she’s going to be. Well, that’s it for now, this should be…interesting.

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sweetlittlestarbursts · 1 month

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fuck romeo and juliet. i want whatever these bitches have.

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