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thehighladywrites · 3 months

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ACOTAR MEN X READER, BEING THEIR SNEAKY LINK

☀︎ — summary: sneaking around with the acotar men👀 How long does this go on?

☀︎ — warnings: 18+, nsfw themes, tw beron🤢 mentioned

☀︎ — amara’s note: had this idea for a while, let’s bring this to life😈oh to be sneaking around with them🙏🏽💔

Rhysand

With him, no one finds out until you tell everyone

He is able to keep the links sneaky for sure, also he masks your scents so that no one can tell

No one really suspects that ur sleeping together because he isn’t paying any suspicios amount of attention to you.

He makes it up later though👀

At first, it was just a way for him to recover from Under the Mountain, so he sought you out for help in order to gain back some controll.

And he got better and began to carefully heal, yet here you both were, still sneaking around years later.

Yeah, years bc that is how good he’s able to keep secrets.

Oh, he gets jealous too and masks it as being a good friend and high lord when asked about it by the rest of the inner circle.

His favorite trick is telling the ic he’s sending you on a mission so they think ur gone, then he suggests them eating out while you’re gone then tells them he can’t make it so he stays at home and then you guys can stay at the house unbothered and alone

Since he gets jealous, he gives you hickies or make your legs so sore you can’t walk

Rhys looooves the attention you get during morning training for the others

“Are you okay, did you trip or something?”

“No, no Az,I’m fine. I was just doing some stretches and I think I overdid it.”

Rhysand just stands there happier than ever as you glare at him

Azriel

Guys, let’s be so real. Azriel ain’t getting caught, ever💀

He teaches you tricks on how to hide better when you’re coming over to his room

And it’s usually his room you hook up in bc he has trained himself to notice anything being off. Like if a book has been moved like a millimeter, he knows so it’s the safest and least risky place for you to be.

Because he is so attentive and sneaky, he is incredibly risky

He loves risky sex. Bro will fuck your brains out knowing people are close bc he knows he’s able to cover it up

Azriel also uses his shadows on you in broad daylight.

You’re out for dinner w the inner circle and his shadows teases and rub your clit under the table. You use your magic to suppress your arousal but it’s kind of hard to not squirm and all that

Az just sits there cocky as fuck knowing that he makes you react like that without even touching you

So so so soooo much jealousy on your side bc Azriel gets hit on all the time, males, females, youngsters, oldies, bro everyone wants him

People don’t hit on you tho because Azriel is always standing behind you, exuding that scary aura and energy that has people running the other way

Even after you two become official, you keep it under wraps. You don’t want anyone or anything ruining it for you so it’s all very hush hush

Only years after, when your friends ask why none of you date people, do you spill. You tell them you and Azriel are together already but it’s a private relationship

They were a little pissed but they let it go when they saw how happy you were and how good your dynamic is

Eris

He is sneaking around with you because of both your parents

You’re the daughter of one of B*ron’s🤢 close advisors so you and Eris spend a lot of time together

Eventually it develops into a secret relationship with a lot of sex

You both know your parents would hung you both if you ever got exposed but you still do it.

You both act like you’re somewhat of enemies or don’t like each other in public so that no one can even rise suspicions againt you.

Behind closes doors he sluts you out like crazyyyyy, i’m talking any type of sex, rough, soft, different positions, different places, new things added, toys, rope, cuffs this man is kinky I KNOW ITTT

like he has no controll over his life bc of b*ron 🤢 so he likes taking controll in the bedroom and dominate, yum👀

It all becomes more interesting and exciting when your parents decide it’s high time to get engaged and married.

Your suitors always wonder why you’re late and messy, what they don’t know is that you were busy getting bent over by eris

anyways when b*ron 🤢 dies and eris takes over, the sneaky link ain’t sneaky anymore. The man fully claims you, even making you his high lady.

Ugh i love him💔💔💔💔

Lucien

You’re Cassian’s sister and you’re hooking up with him on the down low

Lucien caught your eye when he and Feyre came back from Spring.

He seemed uncomfortable around everyone and kept to himself, until you started spending more time with him

Time turned your companionship to a secret relationship

Please, we all know how charming Lucien is, I mean, shit I’d fall for him too🫨🫨

Sorry @thelov3lybookworm but your man is so fuckable💗

Anyways, he is super charming and silver tounged and that makes you jump his bone immediately

This guy is amazing with his tounge, head game goes CRAZYYYYY

At first it’s just sex, but then instead of fucking then leaving, you begin to stay during the nights and talk for hours.

Eventually you realize the depth of your bond and how much you love one another.

You were quite nervous when telling Cassian bc Illyrian’s are super protective and possessive over their family but he is fine with it bc he knows that there aren’t better males than Lucien

Anyways, you keep sneaking around bc you don’t want to outright make out infront of the inner circle so you sneak away at parties, meetings and dinners.

This man is a risktaker just like Azriel. I know he sneaks up from behind, saying crazy and stomach flipping things, waiting for your reaction then fucks you in whatever place you are

Cassian

You’re Lord Devlon’s daughter and you sneak around with him.

No one knows about your magic from your mother’s side that you use to remove any trace of cassian

At first you hated him bc of your father and bc he manipulated you into thinking cassian and his friends were dangerous

There is banter and mean words exchanged between you that only makes the sexual tension between you even stronger

One night you both snap and have hate sex and that one night becomes the start of years of secret meetings and rendezvous.

Whenever he's in Windhaven, you two have a blast. To dodge curious eyes, you've got this genius plan: throw a party whenever Cassian conveniently has a meeting or mission there. With everyone a bit tipsy, it's the perfect cover for linking up

After a while you’re caught by Devlon himself and all hell breaks loose. Rhysand has to come down and solve everything before blood spills

Devlon disowns you and would have killed you had it not been for Cassian protecting you from your father

So he takes you to Velaris where you live with him and eventually become an advisor for Rhysand since he hasn’t lived there for years and would benefit from someone who was so close to Devlon

You have so much fun and yeah, that’s how you went from hate sex, fuck buddies, in love and eventually mates

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riotlain · 1 year

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Could I request the Batfam (Batman and the Batboys) separately reacting to you falling asleep on them?

wompwompwomp

guess whos sick. meee

im sorry if this is short (duke thomas is here hooray🎉🎉)

THIS IS A NWLNW BLOG!! WOMEN DNI

Bruce Wayne

Depends on what hes doing

If hes working at home and youre leaning against him/on his lap? He'll probably carry you to bed.

Cant have your spine being fucked up💀💀

If you 2 are on your way home from a gala, meeting, ect and fall asleep on him in the limo he'll ask Alfred to drive slower and make sure the ride is smooth

(As smooth as it gets. Gotham roads arent the best)

He overall finds you falling asleep on him endearing (and a bit concerning. Are you not getting enough sleep??)

Dick Grayson

Im surprised you managed to fall asleep on him😭💀 like mans cannot sit still

Unless youre asleep on him ofc

Def the type to stroke your hair and take pictures of you (with filters at times)

"When did you take these??" "When you were asleep😊"

Has drawn on your face

He dont mean to be creepy bro😭😭

Will attempt to carry you to bed 💪💪

Or put his head on yours (maybe fall asleep if he can)

Goodluck napping by a napping Dick. He snores

Jason Todd

Not used to ppl falling asleep on him and he's all alert when he feels your head on his shoulder

Calms down when he sees you though

He probably takes you to bed the soonest bc that position cannot be comfy 💀

Denies he carried you if he did

"I didnt fall asleep here." "You.. sleepwalked."

If youre one of those people who stop breathing in your sleep he will freak the fuck out💀💀

Tim Drake

You probably try to stay up with him and fall asleep on him after a while

Normal occurrence

He usually keeps you there for a bit and then wakes you up to go sleep on the bed

(Sometimes he goes to bed with you but like💀💀)

If hes too lazy he'll probably just keep working with you drooling on his shoulder

Has taken atleast 1 picture of yall

Damian Wayne

Not used to people being so comfortable around him to be honest. Well people other than Dick I guess

Like when he feels your head lean against his shoulder he'll slowly turn over (bro frozen ngl)

Yea he doesn't know what to do tbh

Very flustered

He thinks you trusting him and being comfortable enough to fall asleep on him is nice tho

Gets lowkey (highkeyish) upset when someone wakes you up (Especially if its TIM)

Duke Thomas

Sees this as an opportunity to cuddle with you more

Like mf will lay his head ontop of your or reposition so yall comfy

Doesnt care if you drool (he prolly does too)

Has probably pranked you atleast oncee but anyways

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slut4thebroken · 6 months

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Stuck

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Pairing | Neil Lewis x stepsis!reader

Summary | You get stuck under your bed and your step brother Neil is the only one home to help get you out.

Warnings | Sexual content, 18+, smut, dubious consent, stepcest?, from behind 😼, bondage technically, humiliation, but like it’s unintentional, Neil is a lil delulu and actually think she wants it…, she kind of does tho…, accidental breeding??, cockwarming i guess, minor wedgie-ing lol, dry humping, grinding, spanking, groping, he’s just a pervert lol, purposefully cheesy, not serious.

Words | 2.4 k

Notes | Yeah… honestly man idek anymore. Also if anyone says this is cringe… I’m just gonna say it’s because it’s /supposed/ to be cringe and not because I wrote it in like less than 3 hours 💀

Ao3 link | <3

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You cursed under your breath and pulled harder, but the fabric wouldn’t budge. All you were trying to do was just reach for something you dropped under the bed. But your sleeve got caught on something and you couldn’t get it out. The fabric wouldn’t tear, it was too tight to just slip over your head, and also you could barely see because of how dark it was under there.

When you heard him call your name from somewhere in the house, you stiffened. Not now. Please not now. Your door swung open and whatever Neil was starting to say immediately got cut off.

“What the hell are you doing?” He asked, making you roll your eyes.

“I was trying to grab something but my fucking sleeve got caught and I can’t get it off.” You spat. You were quickly growing frustrated— you just wanted to get out from under there already. “See if you can reach under and help me.” You started pulling again, using your body weight for more force, but it wouldn’t even budge. “Neil!” If he fucking left-

“Calm down. Jeez.”

“Just help me already. I’ve been here for like ten minutes.”

“How am I supposed to fit under your bed?” He scoffed. To be fair, you barely fit under here. But he’s so scrawny there’s no reason that he shouldn’t be able to.

“Figure it out!” You snapped, making him huff.

“I’m going to try pulling you.” He said and you sighed.

“Fuck— fine.” His hands wrapped around your ankles and he pulled, making you wince a little. His grip on your ankles made it hurt when he pulled and your top was digging into you even more. “Stop! Okay just— try something else. That hurts.”

“What hurts?” He released your ankles and you sighed, feeling all of the pressure being released.

“Mostly my ankles.”

“Okay… Here, I’ll try this.” His hands settled on your hips, making you stiffen.

“What are you doing?” You rushed out.

“I’m helping you… Like you literally just yelled at me to do.” He said, sounding annoyed. He didn’t let you get another protest in before tightening his grip and pulling. You slid out a little, making your sleep shorts ride up your legs. He yanked again and you went out a little farther.

“I can’t… I can’t get a good grip like this.” He was all but panting from exertion. “Get up on your knees.”

“What?” You choked out.

“If you want my help then just get on your goddamn knees.” He snapped, making you huff. What if you just stayed here forever? That would be better than being in that humiliating position in front of him. But this was already humiliating enough, so what’s a little more?

You sighed and lifted yourself onto your knees with some difficulty. Once you were steady, he wrapped his arms around your lower stomach and pulled back. The top was still digging into you, but you didn’t care anymore, you just wanted to get out from under here. He yanked you again and when he let out a low groan, you stiffened. It could've been from exertion… right? When he pulled you back again, you finally felt it.

“Ew! Gross, Neil— what the hell?” You yelled trying to get out of his grip. You’d rather be stuck under the bed.

“You’re the one…” another pull, this time his hips met you halfway, “who asked for my help.” He panted, doing it again. He only did it once more before holding you still, not letting you crawl forward under the bed as his hips— his fucking hard on— stayed pressed to your ass.

“Let me go right fucking now or I swear to god,”

“You’ll what? Yell for mom and dad? Yeah that’ll be real helpful while they’re out of town.” Fuck… you forgot about that. He held you still with one arm while the other groped your ass, spreading you open so his bulge could grind against your slit. When he finally let go of your body, you tried to scramble under the bed, but he grabbed your shorts and underwear and yanked them up, hard, making you cry out. The friction and the pressure was making your clit feel like it was on fire and you whimpered as you tried to squirm out of his hold.

He pulled you back out of the bed again, then yanked up even more. Your knees were almost off the ground and you could feel tears brimming in your eyes from the pain and humiliation. With most of your ass exposed now, he groped it again, digging his nails into the soft flesh until you winced. He suddenly slapped your ass twice in quick succession and you couldn’t even flinch forward to get away from the sting. He switched his grip and did the same to your other ass cheek, letting out a low groan as you squirmed. He pushed his hips into you again, but since you were higher up now, he was grinding against your cunt instead.

“I bet you’re not even stuck.” He snickered. “Was this all just an excuse to get your step brother to fuck you?” He cooed mockingly.

“You watch too much fucking porn, Neil.” You spat. “Let me go!”

“What kind of a brother would I be if I didn’t help my sister out, hm?” He was grinding on you desperately now, practically humping you while holding you up with a wedgie, and you hated the way it made your clit throb— No. It’s just the pressure from your shorts and underwear… yeah.. “Don’t worry, I’ll get you out of there. We just gotta loosen you up first.” He released you and pulled back, then you heard the sound of his belt, making you scramble forward again.

“No! Neil— this isn’t funny anymore.” He worked quickly and when his cock was finally free, he grabbed your ankles and used far more force than necessary to pull you back out. He roughly yanked the clothes off your body and put you on your knees again, holding your hips with a bruising grip to keep you from moving. When his cock brushed your slit, you stiffened. “Neil— Neil, wait.” You tried to reach back with your free hand and push him away, but your fingers barely managed to brush against him.

“Shh… Just let me help you.” He said quietly, lining up with your hole. When he pushed in, your hole body tensed up and a strangled whimper escaped you as he moaned loudly. “Oh fuck… Oh my god— You’re so fucking tight and- and hot… Why is it so hot?” He whined. He kept pushing in until his hips were flush with your ass and you groaned uncomfortably at the pressure on your cervix and the sting of the stretch. “Don’t worry, sis. I’m gonna get you out of there.” He moaned, continuing to babble out senseless words through his sounds of pleasure.

He slowly dragged his hips back until only the tip was inside, then slammed back in, making you all but scream at the sudden forcefulness of the thrust. He kept that up for a while, gripping your hips hard enough to leave bruises, sometimes pulling you back to meet him halfway. He suddenly sped up and you choked on a moan, but quickly bit your lip. You didn’t want to do anything to encourage him.

“Neil, just— just stop, please. I promise I won’t be mad. I won’t tell anyone.” You whined and he landed a hard slap on your ass.

“You can stop playing hard to get now. It’s getting a little old.” What? How the fuck were you playing hard to get?? “I mean… c’mon. I get being coy when you were wiggling your ass in front of me, but I’m already inside you… You can drop the act now.”

“It’s not a fucking act, Neil!” He really does watch too much porn.

“God— just stop whining already. I’m giving you what you wanted.”

“I don’t fucking want this— I want you to stop!” Despite your words, the arousal pooling in your stomach was unmistakable.

“Please, just stop talking.” He whined, long and bratty. “I didn’t exactly picture my first time being spent arguing with you.”

He’s a virgin??

Or… he was a virgin?

You shouldn’t be surprised though. His thrusts were frantic and unpracticed, he wasn’t trying to actually have sex, he was just focusing on pounding something until he finally came, like he probably does when he’s alone. Based on his moans and the way his thrusts turned even more erratic, you knew it wouldn’t be much longer.

He cursed under his breath and groped your ass, keeping his other hand on your hip so you didn’t try to move away again. He slapped you a few times, not as hard as before, and let out a low moan.

“Fuck yeah…” He groaned, dragging the words out. “Can’t believe it actually moves like that.” He chuckled, spanking you again. When he grabbed you again and pulled your ass cheek to the side, he choked on a moan as his hips stuttered.

“Holy shit.” He whimpered. “Fuck— you look so good wrapped around my cock.” He was panting now, getting even closer to his orgasm. “And you’re getting it all wet— oh my god…” He whined. There’s no way that was true…… It would make sense though, based on the way that your clit was basically throbbing by now.

“You like it when your brother fucks you like this?”

“Fuck you.” You muttered, cheeks heating up when he chuckled.

“I like it too, don’t worry. The next time you get yourself ‘stuck’ I’ll help you out again.” He chuckled and you could practically see the smug look on his face. “So fucking good… tight and warm… God I just wanna live in your pussy.” He groaned. You tried not to blush at the praise, but when you did anyway, you told yourself it was out of embarrassment.

“I’m so close.” He said through a breath. “Where do you want it, huh? Should I do a back shot? Or maybe come on this fat fucking ass instead?” He spanked you three times, emphasizing each word.

“Or…” He trailed off, making your stomach churn.

“Neil… No.” You warned, making him whine.

“Why not?”

“Because I’m not on birth control and I can’t get knocked up by my fucking brother.” You spat.

“Step brother.” He corrected, making you roll your eyes.

“Pull out. I’m serious.” You said lowly, getting ready to try and squirm away from him again.

“Fuck— fine. Fine. I’ll pull out.” He grumbled, clearly unhappy. You were just glad he actually listened to you.

Your top had ridden up your back a little bit, so he reached under the bed to pull it back down, but kept his grip on it, rather than holding your hips. He bucked into you wildly and you couldn’t hold in the sounds anymore, not with how rough he was being. The top was digging into you painfully in so many places because of how hard he was pulling on it.

“Your ass looks so fucking hot like this.” He groaned. His hips were smacking against you almost violently with each thrust and, no doubt, your ass was bouncing each time. “Next time I’m gonna see your tits.”

There’s not going to be a next time. You wanted to say, but you could barely get any sounds out other than moans.

“C’mon. Almost there…” He was pulling you back by your top on each thrust and you could feel your breasts moving inside the fabric embarrassingly. Wanting this humiliation to be over, you clenched down on his cock and he choked on a moan as his hips stuttered. “Fuck yes… Holy shit.” He breathed, pulling you back even harder.

“I’m coming…” He whined, getting ready to pull out, but your sleeve finally ripped and now that there was no tension, you practically flew back onto his cock, forcing a strangled whimper out of you as his cock pushed in the farthest it had so far. He let out a loud moan and even though you could feel hot come hitting your walls, you still tried to crawl away from him— maybe only a little come would lower your chances of getting knocked up, compared to if he stayed buried in you until he finished. He whined loudly and bent over you a little, wrapping his arms around you so you couldn’t move as his hips jerked, filling you up.

His movements slowed and his sounds stopped, then he was panting, hugging you close and keeping you plugged up so his come wouldn’t drip out. But you need to try and get it out right now— Gravity certainly wasn’t helping your situation either.

“Neil— Neil, let me go. I have to clean this out.” You weren’t sure how much it would do, but you figured doing something would lessen your chance of getting pregnant, rather than doing nothing.

“It’s a little late for that, don’t you think.” He mumbled, clearly much sleepier than he was a few seconds ago.

“I don’t care.” You hissed. He sighed and shuffled backwards, keeping your ass pinned to his hips. Once you were out from under the bed, he laid down over you, not letting you get up. “Neil!”

“Shh.. In a minute. You’re just so warm and tight… don’t wanna leave yet.” He buried his face in your shoulder, getting comfortable. “You smell good.” He took a deep breath through his nose, making you shudder.

“Okay… You’ve had your fun. Let me go.” You tried to switch tactics— clearly being mean wasn’t doing anything.

“I know I know… Just a little longer.” Was there even a point now though? You’ll have to get a morning after pill either way… so you might as well just stop fighting him.

You sighed and closed your eyes. Of course he’s the type to cuddle after sex. He could at least lay with you though… instead of literally on top of you. He let out a quiet breath and you felt his head shift, then he was reaching out to grab your arm so he could examine the sleeve.

“See? I got you out.” He said proudly, making you roll your eyes with a scoff.

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louscartridge · 3 months

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HIII omg youre like the only active person writing for Henry Danger and i would like to request dating headcanons with Henry!! (x female reader please!)

A/N- omg no fr it makes me so upset that there's so little fanfics (especially good ones💀) for the danger verse😭

CW- ngl these are kinda halfassed and writen on like 3 hours of sleep, not proof read (only spell checked), physical touch, the L bomb, angst, death, and suggestive if you do the squintiest squint, thats it??

❥ his love language is physical touch and words of affirmation. fight me.

❥ hes gives kinda golden retriever bf vibes, but not like overly or whatever yk??

❥i feel like for your first date, he might want to try hard and do something nice or whatever, especially if you guys weren't friends before hand, but he prefers to just stay home with you and hang out.

❥ i feel like he said 'i love you' first tbh.

you were in (yet another) life or death situation, and he was like kinda panicking. he was getting annoyed with how slow shwoz was working to try and save you or whatever, and he started ranting and somewhere in the rant he ended up saying he loves to, however you heard him say it.

once you were very much so alive and ok, you said it back to him.

❥you'll never miss the chance to sleepover at henrys house. ever. even if you guys have had an argument that same day, or the day before. then however, instead of sleeping in the same bed as him, you'll sleep on the couch that up in the corner of his room.

❥ at first piper definitely tells you that you can do better 💀

❥ you know about his past minor loyalty issues, but he quickly gains absolutely all of your trust once he finds out that you were overthinking it.

❥jasper lowkey be your hype man ngl

❥i wouldn't necessarily say that gift giving is one of his love languages, but if its yours or you want something, hell have absolutely no issue in getting you whatever it is.

❥ when you guys first started dating, you would sneak through his window at night all the time, or after school. one time tho, henrys dad ended up catching you. surprisingly tho, he wasent really upset. he was just like "omg this is awesome this is like the most 'rebellious' teenage activity we've ever gotten out of him" and after stifly waving at you he just walked away.

❥ henry stutters alot when you make him nervous. (which by the way is quite easy to do)

❥ he pays attention to the little stuff just as much as you do tbh.

❥ i feel like he'd make forts with you 😭 he likes making them at night tho, cause then they have less of a chance of getting ruined by his sister. plus, then you guys can go to sleep in them.

❥ catches your hand from a high five so you end up holding hands.

❥ whenever he get jealous, for the most part hes chill. he knows you'll be good on your own, but hell keep a close eye out just incase.

❥ hes pretty protective tho. once again, he knows you can handle yourself, but sometimes people are so rude to you and it makes him mad. however, he tries to keep his composure for everyone sake, and embarrassment.

❥ i feel like hed want to play with your hair?? like you guys would be laying so your back was facing him, and you just feel him start to play with your hair. you could tell he started to attempt to braid it. "henry stop you're gonna make it all tangled" "you want me to make it all tangled?"

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meiusoo-twistedtwst · 4 months

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Twst as Lana Del Rey Songs

I tried my best…so many different choices, please keep in mind that probably all of them would likely have multiple songs that represent them well or even share songs, either way this is all just for fun so yeah!!

🐉: the whole song is apparently about death & love coming together, sleep=death, love= his relationships with the other characters

🦇: his whole life changed once he met Silver & Malleus

⚔️: it’s a song abt going/finding home

🐊: rlly difficult choice but this feels right- cherished every memory w/ his found fam (mostly) as his life is on the line during chapter 7, seems to carry bits & pieces of them to stay strong

💀: in the name + the verses are abt the way things were with someone (the way things rlly were w/ Ortho) & the chorus was all thinking abt how things could’ve gone (Idia wishes Ortho had never overblotted)

🤖: Idia almost always says yes to him, hence the lyrics. He watches over Idia & is his heaven😔

👑: he literally fears turning old + it’s apart of a movie soundtrack.

🏹: he loves everything & everyone, wants to live in the moment

🍎: similar to Ride, but seems to be abt how you can choose whether to be happy or sad, Epel could have overpowered his stubbornness if he originally tried adapting into Pomefiore

☀️: his money protects him, sure, but the world’s problems will eventually catch up to him-displays his naivety

🐍: lyrics kinda sound like he’d be lamenting over his losses right before Azul turns his “live stream” on)

🐙: he seems all nice & genuine until you realize he’s a mafia boss-

🍄: abt desire, longing, hedonism, the allure of the unknown- the lyrics themselves just straightforward, it’s all Jade-coded

🦈: his constant pursuit of hedonism

🦁: he was actually happy in Savanaclaw this whole time, but kept chasing aft the crown even tho happiness was right beside him

🍩: bec of that 1 verse that’s like “we don’t need money, we can make it all work” but the guy leaves to go make money anyways

🐺: the song is abt self-expression, self-assurance, & inner power- very Jack mentality

🌹: it describes his relationship w/ his mom & how he wants ppl to comfort him

☘️: he feels trapped w/ defending Riddle, also the revealer of his evil mom, lyrics show a hint of his sadist side, & he turned a blind eye to Riddle’s early tyranny, hence the storyline that goes w/ all the lyrics

♦️: abt living in the moment, appreciating ppl ard him. Love vs. ambitions, kinda sounds like someone trying to fit in

♥️: bec he’s no good for me:p + I feel the lyrics could literally describe his way of life & some of his morals

♠️: literally Deuce’s song😭😭!! Song abt starting over & self-discovery

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shankschewtoy · 2 years

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heyyaaa! i really like your headcanons and i saw your request is open ajsjddkckckc (≧∇≦)/ can i have a kid, killer and law dating headcanons?

a/n - awwww I’m so glad you like my hcs that makes me so happy \(//∇//)\ and ofc, tysm for your request anon <3

Warnings ⚠️ - g/n reader, fluff

Kid, Killer, & Law dating headcanons

Kid

- My guy’s an angry kinda guy :’)

- but with you? He’s so soft and gentle oml

- He gets super jealous REALLY easily, so expect some PDA from him lmao

- But, he wonders why you even like him, he’s supposed to be the scariest dude ever!

- It makes his heart melt when you ask for a hug or just randomly lean on his shoulder

- but since he’s Kid he won’t say that lmao

- “Y/n- why the hell are you leaning on me?!”

- “I want a hug.”

- “HUH?! Fine!”

- Tsundere boi 🗿

- He gets on edge if he doesn’t see you for a couple days at a time, he starts to worry if you’re ok or not

- He wants to protect you so bad since you’re his everything 🥺

- please give this man hugs and kisses even though he turns into a tomato and gets all flustered/mad at you

- Deep down, he really loves your affection, but he’s gotta look scary for his crew ya know

- but just know that behind closed doors, he’ll gladly cuddle and give you hugs/kisses <3

- He might not take you on like fancy dinner dates that often, he prefers to stay at home and just cuddle with you

- your head on his chest, or his head on yours so he can listen to your heartbeat

- all he needs is you

- But if you beg him enough, he’ll take you out to dinner AFTER checking throughly that not a single one of his crew mates will be around

- He doesn’t want anyone other than you (and maybe killer) to know that he’s a softie for everything you do

- if you give him those puppy eyes he’ll do anything for you (he’ll pout and complain tho)

- He wants to make sure you’re safe at all times, if anyone ever lays a hand on you..

- Let’s just say I don’t think you’ll be seeing that person ever again 💀

Killer

- He is the literal sweetest man ever

- Every morning when you wake up together, he’ll just sit there and admire how the sun lights up your face so perfectly

- He’ll move the stray hairs behind your ears and give you soft kisses to your temple

- pls you can’t tell me this isn’t adorable 🥹

- He’s a bit self-conscious of his laugh and everything about himself

- He worries that he’s too violent and too “scary” for you, he doesn’t want you to be afraid of him!

- He also has this fear that he’s not good enough for you

- TELL HIM HE’S PERFECT IN EVERY WAY

- Words of affirmation go a long way for this man ✨

- Saying “I love you” to him is probably the thing that’ll make him quiet for about 2 minutes before finally registering the fact that you just said that

- My guy didn’t expect you to say that 😭

- Give him a bit to understand lmao

- He LIVES for you to lay on his chest

- He loves having you close to him, it makes him feel safe and reassured that he can protect you

- Unlike his captain, Killer doesn’t do as much PDA

- He’s more discreet about it if he gets jealous in public

- Wether that be just saying to the person hitting on you, “I’m their bf.” Or just putting his hand on your waist, he’s a lot more calm than Kid lmao

-If you say that his laugh is so cute I think you might short circuit him

- Like he’s already so self-conscious about it, he HATES his laugh sm

- But when you tell him it’s super cute and that you like hearing his laugh, he’ll get more comfortable with giggling a bit when he’s with you

- Idk why but I imagine him having the most random jokes ever

- “Y/n, why did the man miss the funeral in the morning?”

- “… What..?”

- “Because he wasn’t a mourning person.”

- “Killer. no.”

- He has more I promise 🗿

Law

- Law is a dark man

- He’s super distant and always has that frown (it’s because of the Luffy stress)

- But when he sees you, it’s like most of his worries just disappear, all he can think about is you

- I’m sorry but this man has the most unhealthy sleeping schedule ever

- In the rare occasion that he sleeps with you, he’ll hug you from behind and rest his head in the crook of your neck

- He hugs you kind of tightly, so you might not be able to move lmao

- In the morning, if he does stay with you in bed, he’ll almost always wake up if you start moving around

- He’ll start peppering kisses along your jawline and the side of your neck/shoulder

- In public, you keep your relationship kinda discreet

- He doesn’t want you to become a target with him, he never wants that to happen

- He does get jealous, but since his abilities are literally perfect, sometimes you’ll just disappear from your convo and appear right next to him

- “Did you need me Law?”

- “… no.”

- “Then why’d you teleport me?”

- “Nevermind that y/n-ya, let’s leave.”

- hehe he’ll never admit he’s jealous tho

- Behind doors he’s a lot more open with affection, he loves it when you sit with him while he works!

- He loves your company <3

- If you bring him some snacks and let him know it’s ok to take a break

- His heart melts. You thought of him?? You’re too kind for this man 😭

- He finds himself so happy when he knows that you’re always going to be by his side, even though he might have that same dead-pan face

- If you tell him he looks handsome, that literally makes him so flustered

- It’s so cute like only the tips of his ears turn red, and his cheeks are tinted pink

- He tries to hide it with his hat but uh- it’s kinda hard to miss

- He also likes being the little spoon sometimes! When you run your fingers through his hair, his entire body just releases all tension 🥺

- Listening to your heartbeat is the most calming thing for him

- It reassures him that you’re here with him <3

a/n - this was so adorable to write 🥺 tysm for the request (๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵)

#one piece hcs #anime hcs #one piece #trafalgar d water law #killer one piece #eustass kid #trafalgar d law x reader #eustasscaptainkid

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n4m3l3ss-c10wn · 20 days

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Should be asleep but idc 💀

Random things about my CoD oc

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Calupoh has plushies. Dog plushies from, way back, his childhood. Actually, it's one plushie but still.

And he sleeps with that plushie even tho he's an adult in his early 30's, because it's like- a safety net, it calms him down when he's yk scared after waking up from a nightmare about the time when he was burned alive. Or just when the voices get too loud and he can't think and is overwhelmed by his own thoughts.

The thing is, that plushie stays in his home, he never brings it with him to the base, so the only time Calupoh *does* feel calm and safe while sleeping is when he's on leave because then he can just hold the plushie for as long as he wants (probably even carrying it around wherever he goes in the house to do something) without being judged cuz he lives alone 🥲

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So ye-

anyways, imma go back in the shadow realm and return some other time when I feel like rambling about my ocs again 😓

#oc hcs #oc headcanons #cod #cod oc #call of duty #call of duty modern warfare #cod mwii #i should go to bed #but idc #sleep can wait #i had to write it down #before i forgot

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h-harleybaby · 1 year

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Wrestler Eric Cartman (aged up obvi) Pt. 7

I’m aware my problems are getting out of hand

It’s slowly becoming less wrestler Cartman 🥲

• Wrestling manager reader who wears platforms to be taller and the entire wrestling team has to convince her not to wear them at tournaments because they say it embarrasses them

• Tbh Cartman has a love-hate relationship with those boots because he loves how they look and how you look in them but makes y’all like, around the same height and he wants to be the taller one >:(

• When Eric has a crush he’s both obvious and not at the same time. He notices your huge land whale of a crush first and kinda teases you about it. Flirts with you sometimes to make you flustered (even after y’all start dating) . He tries keeping that “tough guy” persona he thinks he has but honestly he doesn’t have shit he’s just a lil delusional

• He’s totally smitten with you, like he’ll talk about you like y’all are married when you’re not around and the team is either encouraging him to or they’re haters 🙄 because they’re thinking “why would someone as sweet as you want him??? He’s an asshole” . You love that asshole tho soooo 😗

• Anywayssss

• You usually let Cartman take you home after tournaments and sometimes you get too tired to care what he thinks so you start taking off your bra (under your shirt tho, you ain’t crazy) and Cartman started freaking out because he thought you’d completely strip down. Once you’re finished he realized he was over reacting a bit and he calmed down but for the next week at school he wouldn’t shut up that “some chick” stripped down in front of him

• Next time Cartman annoys you when you’re staying over or he’s staying over you just throw the bra at him and it shuts him right up 💀

• At some point you go to Kyle because he knows Eric real well and you kinda get sucked into the black hole that’s that friend group

• You go to him like “I have something to tell you- but you can’t judge me”

• “What is it???”

• “I have a crush on someone and I really need you not to judge me”

• “It’s probably not that bad, just rip the bandaid off”

• “…. It’s Eric Cartman”

• “WHAT WHAT WHAT????! PUT THE BANDAID BACK ON”

• Kyle completely disapproves and is disappointed in you. He doesn’t understand what you see in him.

• Once he gets over the shock of it, bro totally makes fun of your crush on Eric. Probably tries setting you up one time and immediately gave up because Cartman got on his nerves

• ANYWAYS- if one of your teammates gets challenged it normally takes forever because it’s after finals and when everyone else is done wrestling. Imagine it’s almost 9 pm and the team is waiting for Kenny because he got challenged for 4th place. You and Cartman disappear because y’all went to go sit in like, a hidden part of the bleachers and y’all fall asleep togetherrrr

• Ofc you bring a blanket to lay on with you because the bleachers are nasty and you guys are technically between the bleachers/on the floor so y’all can have some alone time

• Kenny has to wrestle the guy that challenged him without a manager because you and Cartman fell asleep cuddling together. The team goes on a whole hunt for you guys because no one can find one of the only heavy weights left at the tournament and a girl sleeping on him with a Tupperware of cookies 🙄

• LIKE ITS NOT THAT HARD BUT THEY’RE BLIND IG

• Kenny literally followed the smell of cookies and Cartman’s sweat to find y’all

• You literally don’t give a shit how he smells because it kinda smells really good. Like that one smell where your brain is like “Eww, that kinda gross but it also smells super good and you don’t mind it that much… gimme more rn >:(“

• The team complains about how Eric stinks but you’re just in the corner with him shoving your face in his neck and discreetly sniffing every now and then

• IT ITCHES THAT SPOT IN YOUR BRAIN WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY???

IS IT BETTER???

Pt. 4 , Pt. 5 , Pt. 6 , Pt. 8 , Pt. 9

#wrestler cartman #south park #eric cartman #please like this #i have a problem #eric cartman x reader #cartman x reader #south park x reader

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ventiswampwater · 10 months

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Jack and David for the Headcanons PLEASSEEEE

oh u have UNLOCKED the evil demented pandora's box of my brain. I'm about to be FULLY annoying. TYSM

below are 3 pros and cons of dating my Favorite Boys Ever™

sidenote: if we're talking canon CANON, the fact that both of them are VERY dead is the MAIN and only VALID con. IMO. but I digress!!! for the sake of this list, they are very alive and very smoochable

(under the cut bc DAMN can a bitch talk. and I do not want u all to have to scroll thru a WALL of text of me bein humina humina awooooooga abt my current hyperfixation 💀 ur welcome)

anyways!! this was incredibly fun and I have tmrrw off!! so feel free to send me a character of ur choice for headcanons and I'll give u 3 pros and 3 cons of dating them. if ur so inclined!!!!

jack

3 PROS

man is goofy. GOOFY. he is so intensely unserious. the banter (both flirty or otherise) will be IMMACULATE.

SOLID movie buddy energy. since he's the first one to bring up lon chaney jr./the pentangle on the wall, I like to think he's a hammer horror movie enthusiast. and since we know that the two of them have been friends at least since the 8th grade, I find the idea of these two little dorks staying up late and catching reruns of the movies...........SO cute. so v v cute. jack's little 12-year-old ass insisting that they CAN'T MISS frankenstein meets the wolfman. no, david!! u can't go tf to sleep!! we need the LORE!!!! so anyway. he'd show u a bunch of old horror movies and point out all the weird lil details to u. get ready 2 be mst3k-ing every film. man has cable tv and chill written ALL over him.

knows his way around nyc and WILL take u to a funky lil hole-in-the-wall restaurant that serves the best sandwich u have ever had. he might forget his wallet @ his apartment and end up paying for it w/loose change he has stuffed in his jacket pockets, but goddamn was that hot pastrami incredible.

3 CONS

he's 5'7'' (this is also a pro)

a little bit of a whiny bitch. will make a mountain out of a molehill. thrives on melodrama and hyperbole. but he's right 90% of the time, so as annoying as it might be. u can't fault him too much for that

used to being the comic relief friend. chronically friendzoned. probably going 2 be a bit annoying about that. it's kinda difficult to get him to snap out of sarcastic showboat-mode. sometimes that can make him seem a bit ingenuine and detached. mild to severe performance anxiety vibes. once u crest over that. he'll trade any nervousness for comical overconfidence and it'll be off to the races. but in the interim................................lmao

david

3 PROS

SWEET himbo boy. v affectionate and complimentary dude. clear w/his intentions and fairly emotionally open. v much so gives the vibes of a guy who claims to want to have 74873848 flings before settling down........but will immediately fall head-over-heels and want to introduce u to his family. golden retriever boy

canonically!! gives good head. need I say more

has a sense of adventure. likes challenging himself and breaking up the routine. outdoorsy. he probably likes hiking. did track or soccer or smthn in high school. his sheer enthusiasm for GOING OUTSIDE will force u to get ur ass off the damn couch. u love to see it.

3 CONS

v much BIG "first person to die in a traditional horror movie"-vibes. not the best at reading situations. will bamboozle himself into a bad scenario purely bc his street-smarts are sometimes lacking. kinda clueless. it's v hot but also v dumb of him. u would think that growing up in nyc would've tempered some of that. occasionally it does. occasionally. not enough tho.

possible mama's boy/golden child. even if this is NOT true, he still lives at home. which means there WILL be tomfoolery afoot if u stay over @ that house. and VERY little privacy!! get ready for his younger siblings to find the most inconvenient ways to interrupt ur time together. ur patience and mental fortitude will be tested. u will be living in a crash course parent trap/home alone-simulator. have fun!!

u know when u were a kid and ur mom would see someone she knew @ the grocery store and talk w/them for an eternity. and u would just be standing there and waiting for her to END her conversation so that u could LEAVE. yeah. david gives me big "endless conversations in grocery store"-energy. u run into a bodega @ 9 PM to grab some chips and soda w/him. but this is his stomping ground and he somehow manages to run into 3797432989 different ppl who know AND adore him. and they've all got to ask him about how school is going. what's he majoring in again? how's the family? do u still know blah blah blah from blah blah blah? and ur just standin there sipping ur coke. which is rapidly becoming more and more room temperature w/every sip. when will it end. he's been talking about his sixth grade biology class for the last ten minutes

BONUS AND MOST OBVIOUS PROS FOR BOTH OF 'EM:

fluffy hair (x2)

there's two of them. u can and SHOULD date both of them simultaneously. IDEAL throuple situation.

#truly my guys of ALL TIME.#my bf's (real) (actual) (not clickbait)#thank u for giving me the chance to RAMBLE INCOHERENTLY abt them. I am CONSTANTLY rotating them in my fuckin mind these days #CONSTANTLY #sam speaks #ask game #an american werewolf in london

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cathyshifts · 3 months

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just gonna post my experience here even tho no one asked

Okay whatever happened was so chaotic. It was a busy day, I went out with my parents since morning, then when I got home i took a nap at like 4pm, and i watched asmr, trying to sleep. I was in and out of sleep, i couldnt actually sleep tho, like i felt sleepy but i could only close my eyes and kept trying to count down so i would actually sleep. at first it was fine, then i would kind of yanked awake (lol i just said i couldnt sleep) a few times, and probably by the fourth or fifth times, i started feeling floaty, but then i started hearing my family outside, talking and doing chores because they have woken up, and i was like ugh im not gonna let them disturb me. So i affirm that i am capable of shifting to my dr, and nothing can stop me, i also said that bc i heard my sister’s footsteps close to my door and i thought she would open it, so i said that affirmation and was just, fuck it. and then i kind of feel myself rolled over (u know that feeling when ur soul and body feel separated?) and everything turned white. (okay so it was all so hazy i cant really tell what happened first. hmm but idk when this happened but there was a moment where i felt my body siting up, throw the blanket away from my body to get up or sth, then i feel my soul or sth just flopped down, lol like literally just flopped forward). So everything turned white? And i started to enter a dream, it wasnt a lucid dream, and idk why but i probably have some beef with Puss in boots or sth, but i legitimately forgot i was trying to shift for miguel and thought i was shifting for puss in boots instead💀 Also i have a friend in that dream, who were talking about shifting, idk who he was, but he was so handsome. Anywho, we started laughing as i finally remember that i shift for miguel, but i cant remember what we talked about tho? Like everything was so hazy yet so vivid??? but then he said sth like, why haven't u gone already? And im gone? Into another dream🙄 still, i think i landed in Nueva York 😟 Anywhoops, cant remember anything other than me finding miguel, and we hug, and i kept kissing him, kissing his neck, although my brain was trying really hard to picture his body lol, and he laughed and we hugged and kissing (god it was sooo weird bc my brain keep picturing my sister as she was the only person i have ever hugged daily💀) i felt happy, but bc i cant imagine well so its all so blurry too.

Anyway back to the dream, it kind of abruptly ended there, going into another place but still in the dream tho. So i was walking in the park, it was nighttime, and then i saw a girl holding a camera, shes filming sth, and then a boy in a wheelchair? and she was filming her, and he was going to a park bench and staying there. So they looked like they were laughing and having fun, until there were some group of bullies? Idk but they were real mean, and they started getting mad at what idk, but they started to get close to her, and she was too afraid so she was still filming them as she looked their way, and lol idk why but i picked up a bicycle near me and throw it on the nearest bully’s face (they were mostly teenagers lol) and then i grab her and try to swing my way out there, but idk i guess my brain forgot that im supposed to have superstrength so we kind of fall into a pit (it feels like we felt into a pit but it was just i couldnt carry her, there was no pit) and then it turned into a full dream, a thrilling, somewhat horror movie, i swing my way through the buildings and sth bad happened, and she still has the camera, so we were back at my apartment watching it and shivering and getting traumatized lol. Then i woke up (what a ride😻)

#reality shifter #shifting #shifting community #shifting motivation #atsv miguel

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fatuismooches · 1 year

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Hello smooches, its been a while. I hope that you are doing well (also pls don't push urself too hard) 🙏 sorry for disappearing (again) and not answering ur question since i'm taking the past few weeks to recuperate from my illness, and now i feel a lot better! The doctors said that i can finally go back home around mid-April to early May after 6 more examinations (i really want to go back home, i'm dead bored staying in this glass room 💀 bcs i can't do anything besides watching doctors and nurses going back and forth, reading fics, watch yt videos and play games on my phone)

Okay, now back to ur question about "have i watch the theory about Capitano being the Bloodstained Knight" and the answer is yes, i watched and read a LOT of that theory around the internet. Its really fascinating! Also, there are some theories that Capitano is Imunlaukr from Sal Vindagnyr (iirc its from Dragonspine?) One of the founding clans of Mondstadt. And then there's "Menogias (the Geo Yaksa) = Capitano" Theory too. There are a lot of theories about him still going around to this day 😂 and i just consume all of it

Also //leaks\\

have u seen some Capitano crumbs on Mika's character story going around lately? When he saw Capitano, even with that helmet of his, it is described that Capitano have "eerily dark blue eyes that 'glows' with an uncanny aura". His EYES literally "GLOWS" 😶 at this point, is he even a human now?? 😭 mans got that "glow in the dark" eyes. That is REALLY cool but also very scary.

Just imagine u were walking in Snezhnaya's forest at night trying to find some wood for ur kitchen fuel and then u accidentally came across this man, looking straight into ur soul with his glowing dark blue eyes 💀💀

I think i'll have a massive brainrot over this newfound info about him omg u give me a small 🤏 crumb about him, i'll go feral and unable to sleep at night and will thinking about him non-stop for WEEKS 😭 (i think i understand why my siblings wanted me to stop playing Genshin until i fully recover lol 😅)

Anyways, i really hope u have a very nice day and don't forget to take care of yourself smooches 🛐💞 i can't wait to see more of ur works and random rambles with other anons and users!

-🥝

HI MY LOVE!!

I’m so glad to see you in my messages again💕🙏 And don’t even worry about it, I’m very happy you’re doing better and don’t push yourself either☺️☺️

Hehe I should have known you watched it, you are literally the Capitano connoisseur 😅!! I never heard of those over two theories until now, I read a bit up on them and I would have never thought of that… I still like the Bloodstained Knight one the best. It sounds the most possible to me…

*Mika Character story leaks below (it’s just one detail abt Capitano tho😭)

I actually didn’t know until you told me😭😭 I’m surprised no one is really talking about it BECAUSE IT’S LITERALLY AMAZING???!! CAPITANO CRUMB HELLOOO? I’m so glad we know his eye color now, it’s only a little piece of info but I still devoured it🙏 I genuinely cannot wait for an official art/cutscene with the glowing eyes, he’ll look so majestic! And tbh, I’m not sure, I think he may be human but with an extended lifespan? Either way he’s so…😍😍 But yes you’re so right I’d be panicking so hard if I just saw him staring at me like that.

But ahem… imagine those eerie eyes become soft when he looks at you 🥺 I can’t help but think about his normally narrowed analyzing eyes that usually scares everyone become gentle with you. At first he didn’t even know he did that until you pointed it out 💞 He gets embarrassed about the things he does unconsciously around you 💞I also have this random hc that when he gets shy he clears his throat embarrassedly

I’ll definitely be brainrotting with you over this 🥝 anon omg he’s so cute🥺. But WAIT MAKE SURE TO GET YOUR SLEEP OKAY YOU NEED THAT!!😭💗💗ILYYYY I HOPE YOU HAVE A NICE DAY TOOOOO <33

#smooches talks #🥝 anon #the no.1 capitano lover <3333

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erikatsu · 10 months

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i want the whole list for kevin AND kallen

oh bOY let's get started shall we 💀

😍 ⦂ NAME YOUR THREE FAVORITE THINGS ABOUT YOUR F/O

KEVIN — his hope. his ambition. and his refusal to give up. KALLEN — her sense of justice. her pride. the way she stays true to herself even at death's door.

😘 ⦂ WHAT'S YOUR F/O'S FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOU?

KEVIN — i can make him laugh despite his forever 😐 face. KALLEN — my voice. the way i talk/sing/laugh.

🐶 ⦂ IF YOU AND YOUR F/O WERE TO GET A PET WHAT WOULD IT BE?

KEVIN — a snake KALLEN — a fox (its yae btw but she's not rlly a pet)

🏠 ⦂ WHAT'S YOU AND YOUR F/O'S DREAM HOME?

mmm idr think either would have a dream home until humanity was safe. so ill say this applies to both of them: our dream world would be one where nobody ever has to deal w honkai again.

🎤 ⦂ DESCRIBE YOUR F/O'S VOICE

KEVIN — in the past his voice is soft, deep, with a slight air to it. but now it's got an edge to it, a weight from guilt and cynicism KALLEN — she sounds like an angel. she's always got this lit in her tone, even when she's trying to be serious. its music to the ear

💕 ⦂ WHO IS THE CLINGIER ONE IN THE RELATIONSHIP?

most definitely me for both 💀

💚 ⦂ WHO GETS JEALOUS?

kevin does, but he doesn't outright express it. i'm not allowed to go to the elysian realm anymore bc of elysia flirting 😔. i don't have to worry ab kallen ever and she doesn't have to worry either. however, we're both protective and im territorial (looking at u otto).

🎵 ⦂ WHAT ARE SOME SONG LYRICS THAT MAKE YOU THINK OF YOUR F/O OR YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH THEM?

KEVIN — dream in the light, dance in the dark, you fill the spaces inside of my heart (we go down together by dove cameron & khalid) KALLEN — the entirety of cliché by mxmtoon

💤 ⦂ DO YOU SLEEP TOGETHER? WHAT ARE YOUR SLEEPING PATTERS/POSITIONS?

KEVIN — absolutely. it's the only time he's affectionate and its barely at that. but that's fine cuz i get too hot when i sleep anyway so it would start out with me laying my head on his chest and when i fall asleep he'll move me away 💀 also i hog the blankets bc that man is cold as hell (despite the loophole i made myself to be able to be around him) KALLEN — kallen is the only person i'd be the big spoon for. she's my little princess if she wants to cuddle all night i will do it. idc if my arm falls asleep or if i get too hot

💫 ⦂ ARE EITHER OF YOU TICKLISH? IF SO, WHERE?

bro i am ticklish EVERYWHERE YOU CAN BE TICKLISH I HATE IT. kevin i think his sides would be ticklish, but like me he hates being tickled. i don't think kallen is ticklish, but she loves to mess w me and is the only one who can

🌟 ⦂ WHO IS THE TEASE?

baixndid ME. i tease kevin all the time he calls me a brat for it. kallen though it's definitely about equal.

🛩️ ⦂ WHERE WOULD THE TWO OF YOU GO ON YOUR HONEYMOON?

nowhere. i don't see either of f/o getting married jdjdjd but i really also dont see myself getting married (personal preference) but kallen and i will vacation, probably to france or spain, and tell everyone we are on a honeymoon (yay discounts!!!)

💍 ⦂ WHAT'S YOUR DREAM WEDDING?

elopement if we ever decided to 💀

🍼 ⦂ WANT KIDS?

kevin gets no kids bc he left his first one at the orphanage 😭. kallen and i would probably adopt tho.

🖋️ ⦂ WHO WRITES THE OTHER SAPPY POETRY/CHEESY LOVE SONGS

maybe kallen with poetry but it would be rare

💞 ⦂ HOW DO YOU EXPRESS AFFECTION?

KEVIN — acts of service, very rarely touch. KALLEN — touch and words. im a gift giver (for both)

💋 ⦂ WHERE ARE YOUR FAVORITE PLACES TO KISS YOUR F/O? WHERE ARE THEIR FAVORITE PLACES TO KISS YOU?

KEVIN — his neck. he's weak to it. he likes to kiss my forehead when he's being sweet (rare) KALLEN — we both have the same favorite place to kiss: the nose

💗 ⦂ HOW DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE?

KEVIN — he doesn't 😒 but i get him to cave a lot. if we're at his big stupid chair then ill just sit in his lap. in bed i lay my head on his chest with one of his arms around me KALLEN — big spoon/little spoon always

☕️ ⦂ HOW DO YOU COMFORT EACH OTHER ON BAD DAYS?

KEVIN — the best thing to do for him is give him space and let him approach when he's ready to be held. same for me. no questions asked. KALLEN — kallen would do anything to try and cheer me up. either cracking jokes or playing w my hair, and same for her. talking until her mind is off whats bothering her is always best though

🎡 ⦂ FAVORITE ACTIVITIES TO DO TOGETHER?

i can't not answer this one for kevin w sex im sorry djjffk its the only thing we ever really get to do together anyway. kallen tho we love to go sight seeing and to fairs/festivals. we compete to see who can win the other the biggest prize

🌌 ⦂ WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST DATE LIKE?

all dates are the same rlly. a battlefield and honkai beasts 💀

💐 ⦂ HOW DID YOU TWO MEET?

i met kevin with elysia through the fire MOTHs at a party, and kallen and i grew up together being part of the three houses

🛡️ ⦂ WHO IS THE MORE PROTECTIVE ONE?

kevin for sure. kallen and i are even on that me thinks

💔 ⦂ IS IT HARD BEING AWAY FROM EACH OTHER?

harder than kevin will ever admit. kallen will admit it w bo trouble. im a presence person so yeah it's hard to be away from either one.

#gamegar 𓂁𓂄 #💗 — prettiest star in the sky #IT TOOK ME AN HOUR TO ANSWER THIS KSNDIDN

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mystifiedmess · 2 years

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prongsfoot day#6

questions for the ship!!!

(i completely stole this list of questions from @jmagnabo92 )

Who cooks?

James main course but Sirius is very good with dessert and cocktails

Who’s the messiest?

james, but he's more my type of messy where after one point ne it 3 am i can't stand my room being messy

The cleanest?

sirus, idk based on just vibes

Who fixes the vehicle after a breakdown? sirius

Living space has a leak! Who fixes it? james

Who buys the groceries?

james day to day and he will (try to) stick to the grocery list but once in a blue moon when sirius does it- they will have some exotic cheese but forget basic itineraries but he will another trip to get what was forgotten and get even more shit that they don't need as well

Going out to eat Who pays?

both they are rich boys 💀

Who orders the most food? james because sirius will inevitably try some of his as well.

And who has dessert? both

Would they go to the beach? yes but sirius would be a tomato by the end of it (that boy is palee)

Who knows how to swim? our boy jamie

Who doesn’t? sirius -lived-in-london-his-whole-childhood-black

Is someone multilingual? both

do they try to teach another language to the other? yes, the ones that other does not know How does it go? it depends on the day cause those boys were very good and researching and understanding the academics, but on some days they are just chaos in the room with no structure.

Any pets? none, but the strays in their neighborhood just know that their house is * good hooman home*

Or plants? James inherited the green thumb from his mum, sirus is not confident in his abilities but honestly he does pretty well

Baths or showers?Together or separate? Any bubbles or bubble fights?

showers, unless they are feeling fancy ™. meh depends on work schedule/mood and/occasion but mostly yeah together only. obviously-they are kids in adult form.

Can they stand silence? Who talks the most? Who talks the least?

comfortable silence and the domesticity is their thing as they grow older tbh– like just laying in each other's presence and one part of their body is touching while they are both doing finishing their to do list and every once in a while looking up and smiling at athe other. sirius absolutely talks more, while james is enthusiastic but he actually doesn't speak that much and time to time wants quite-ness(but with sirius present tho)

Who stays up late? i kinda want to say james for this - hear me out tho like this boy has parents who slept at nine so as long as he didn't cause too much noise who would come to enforce his bed time.

Who sleeps the most? Does the other have to force them to sleep/wake up?– sirius is the one who sleeps more, james is a light sleeper. not really unless they asked for it cause they can stare at thier sleeping partner and being all soft

Who is the highest maintenance? Does the other mind? Sirius, nope not at allll in fact sirius just watches amusedly when it's james using sleekeazy on his hair and lamenting.

Vacation ideas: who decides them? sirus- james didn't travel that much growning up(older parents) Where would they go, if anywhere? anywhere really from a trek to Disney world both come in their field of intrest, even a museum cos nerds

#prongsfootweek2022 #I'm not truly happy with how ii answered everything #but happy that i did it #wow i really am ignoring existence of day 4&5 #these questions were great tho #I'm happy to explain my thought process for any opinion #esp james ones cause they are a bit if a left field i know #but boy do i relate to this man #and project all my single child ecooerences on him

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blacktinnedpeaches · 2 years

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been didn't sleep much so he's staying home, although he says he doesn't feel bad so much as just tired

anyway I do ofc feel very very bad 💀I did make some progress and drifted off for a few hours (woke up every half hour anyway) and then woke up at 7am, at which point I became too terrified to go back to sleep, thanks for that one, brain

at least I see Tina tonight, last time this happened she was off the week I went insane lol

tasks are just to not stop eating until he goes back to work and try to not go fully insane lol.. really not happy. you can tell I feel like shit BC I've actually got a bottle of water voluntarily which I literally only drink when I feel too ill to drink coke lol 🥲

using my noise cancelling headphones to try and stay less insane, but it's so hard to sleep with the fuckers on and I always get quite worried about the damage I'm doing to my ears long term but otherwise I just wouldn't sleep at all so I really don't know what's worse

cat is here with me tho which is nice. although she is gonna start yelling soon for breakfast

god lads why am I so defective 🥲🥲🥲🥲 I'm aware how selfish this entire post comes across as well like Ben feels Mildly Ill well time to make that about me 🤩🤩🤩 he is testing negative for COVID still but given the wave ATM I'm honestly not convinced yet, we'll see

buckle up for another round of Cham losing her mind until she suddenly snaps out of it again 👏

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highonthought · 5 months

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Freakin bumble man 😂

So the dance guy ive been talking to is actually mad fucking fun 🙄😜. I hope these emojis show up on the desktop version

Ok so anyway my last weekend:

Dude im trying so hard to remeber how this weekend started, ive seen him a lot this weekend. Oh ok thats right the vintage market. So i hadnt seen this dude in almost two weeks since the first date we went on. And i wasnt sure if i was going to again at that point, bc our schedules kept not syncing up and he was busy, or i was busy.

I was going to the night Market with bestie and her friend, and this guy texted that day saying “oh you should come see me at the market, im going to be MCing the dance battle.” And i was like worm ok! Im going to that anyway! So us girls go, look around, i say hello to him. He’s doing his thing on the mic, talking to me, doing his thing on the mic. It was cute, he kept coming back to me haha. He would take some steps away to be closer to the sound system bc of the range on the mic. And we’re talking, he asks me what im doing after, i say NOTHING WHAT YOU DOING BBGIRL (but more cool and slick lmao). So he says hes off at 930. I leave and go back to my friends, we walk around and look at the clothes, we leave to get some food, i didnt eat much bc i was hoping to actually go out after with this guy. And ok so like the way he talks, hes very coy, cery go with the flow, and im not always sure what is a joke or if he fr want me (LMAO), so at that point i still wasnt sure if i was going to die anything with him after. But i showed vstie the texts with this guys and she told me that yea, he for sure wanted to hang with me after. So they drop me back off at the market at 930, but wait for me in the parking lot just in case. The plan was for me to go chat up the guy snd see what the move was, then text them and let them know if i was staying or going with them. BUT, i felt bad about making them wait that i texted them “ok u can go” before i even talked to the guy. Dude, i was nervous to go up and talk to him again bc he was around all his friends and i was now ALONE. If he had said no, the plan was for me to just uber home bc bestie had driven me there. But ANYWAY, i say hi, he says hes going tonhelp cleanup the dj and aound setup and i can meet up out in the lobby after im done shopping. And i was like OMG YAAAYY (on the inside, bc i really like him, he rizzed me tf up, hes cery goody and silly and fun to be around).

And we go to dennys after. Dennys was fun, hes a good chat. I hate when people kill conversations and he wasnt doing that. OK but then after Denny’s, he drives me home, and he made a joke of like oh you should try and sneak me in and I said OK for real. So I go inside my house and double check if my family is asleep, they weren’t so I go back to his car to say goodbye And as a joke, I said to him that he could come back in like two hours, basically at 2 AM, and he could sneak in then. And he said OK! He really said yeah OK I could do that! So he stayed in the area with some friends and then he came back at two fucking AM LMAO. And I did sneak him in . And rachel got some ACCCTIOOOON. Quietly bc my parnets were still asleep in their room. And he stayed the night until 7 am -oop 😅😳. I had sonmuch fun, hes so cute and hes a big cuddler. Bros got pretty ass eyes fr. I like, coulndt sleep tho bc i was scared i would sleep through my alarm and not sneak him back out in the morning hahah. Ok so this was all friday night, and i snuck him out saturday morning.

On SATURDAY! my friends invite me to go out to the bars at night and I do. And I was texting that guy, and told him that I would be kind of near his city, and he said that he might come and see me. So I told my friends that, I told him that I might dip towards the end of the night to go be with this guy. But the bar we ended up going to was kind of farther away and guess what? He still came to get me 💀. I was so excited and happy he was literally like 25 minutes away so he did he came and he got me and we drove around, got jack in the box, and we made out and he took me back to where my car was parked in my friends place, and I don't know what we said but we ended up deciding to get a motel, so we go to Motel 6 and Rachel has another rendezvous and she was happy as fuck. ANNNDDD in the morning too. Anyway hes good in bed prrrrrr 😅😂😂😂. It was actually so fun not having to be quiet. He has really nice lips. Ok so that was saturday night to sunday morning when we checked out of the hotel

ON SUNDAY, he went to work, but he works in my city and he texted me wanting to hang out after he got off work :))) 😇😇. He brought us food from the place he works at, and we had a little picnic at the park and walked around. Dude im so mad, hes super cute and i cant stop thinking abouuuttt himmmmm. Im just going through this weekend over in my head bc BROO STOOOPP. I really, i cant. I wont him 👁️ 👄 👁️. But, ive known him barely two weeks lol, so we’ll see. Im having a lot if fun tho :)

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