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How would Talon!Dick react to Jason falling off a tall building during patrol? 🦉
He would freeze.
Dick could be standing on the adjacent building, or see from farther away as Jason tips over the edge, but either way: he would freeze. Because he wasn’t prepared for this.
Any other situation and he would have leapt straight to Jason’s rescue. (During the times where Jason was still new to grapples and roof hopping Dick was never more than a few meters behind him, plucking him out of free fall more than once.)
But this? It’s not supposed to happen. Jason never falls. Never loses his balance. Not anymore.
And Dick would be stuck watching Jason’s face twist from surprise to outright terror as he goes plummeting, unable to get his body to move. The image of his parents superimposed over the very real, very present threat of the same thing happening to Jason. But still, he can’t move. Everything feels stuffed with cotton and there’s this distracted realization that Dick is about to watch him die. That he could have prevented this, but didn’t. That he’s just standing there, seeing his world end in slow motion and why can’t he move—
Bruce catches Jason, because Batman always has Robin’s back. And Dick collapses where he stands, in shock, shaking like crazy long after Jason and Bruce check up on him and Jason is safely nestled in his arms.
This happens once. Only once. If Jason ever falls again after that, Dick would leap straight off the rooftops after him.
#ah yes nothing like a good flashback to start the day#dick and his trauma of family falling#Jason never blames dick for freezing up#dick does tho#but it’s fine cuz it’s never going to happen again#there’s only one instance afterwards#where Jason gets pushed off a roof by a thug#and Dick immediately leaps after him#and gets very much smothered in desperate hugs along with Jason by a frantic Bruce#who just saw both his sons fall off a skyscraper with no grapple anywhere in sight#owl song#talon dick grayson#jason todd#batfamily#dick grayson#batfam#robin#bruce wayne#batman
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goddd i just know that tim never takes off that fucking necklace. and you know bear doesn't have that much money so tge necklace was kinda cheap and it wasn't anything the bear meant for tim to wear regularly it was just like a keepsake y'know? wear it on a date or a nice outing. maybe when they're both home together. but tim is practically feral over it. like straight up refuses to take it off. it's turning his neck green at this point and everybody is soo done.
#bruce who's allergic to anything under $10000000 breaks out into hives everytime he sees it#bruce trying not to gag: sweetheart what if we replaced it? bernard wouldn't even know!#tim: if you try to replace my necklace i will leak that video of you pole dancing at the penguin lounge#bruce who's had worse things leaked: do it#tim 'backup plans for my backup plans' drake: i will send talia a compilation of you drunkenly rambling about how much you love her#bruce: .... okay you win#dick gets it#your first gay relationship does that to you#bear is a little worried tho#🐻: you know you don't have to wear it right? you could take it off#tim trembling and shaking: you don't want mw to wear it? 😢#🐻 immediately caving: no no! wearit as long as you want!!#dude even ra's gets in on it#ra's going over his master plan: so you see detective i will then- what the fuck is going on with your neck#tim seething cause he can hear his siblings laughing at him over the comms: shut the fuck up#dc#bernard dowd#tim drake#timber#timbern#could not stop thinking about the ra's scenario yesterday. kept making myself laugh
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Disgustingly messy and crusty sketch dump but I couldn't get my own terrible theory out of my head and ended up making a bunch of sketches about it. Also at the end a bonus dickbats and Damian doodle bc I was reading an issue of their Batman and Robin run (IDs in Alt)
#dc comics#dc#batfamily#batman#damian wayne#stephanie brown#tim drake#dick grayson#cassandra cain#duke thomas#anyway. zdarsky run sure is something huh?#its still so funny to me that half of 148 was leaked a few days before like someone has it OUT for that book over at bleeding cool ig#i don't necessarily think this theory will come true I'm just imagining how stupid it would be if it did#I'm not super happy with the dialogue in the cass+duke+dick comic but i felt my og dialogue might've read too fanon#mainly just bc cass' last sentence was originally shorter/just ellipses and duke said smthin like ''wait? villain arc?''#which you could easily find in wayne family adventures. even tho it would've been appropriate for this situation 😭#now the dialogue just sounds kind of generic (esp cass') and it's BOTHERING ME AUGHH. this is the comic book fandom panopticon /j#anyway Bruce is in the retirement home in this scenario /j#me n my friends were talking over discord and came up w the cursed scenario that jason is tims robin in this (apart of the 'redemption' arc#-that he's been nail gunned with in this run. god this run is so weird when it comes to jason. like it doesn't outright dislike him-#-like it clearly does damian and (more obviously) cass steph and duke) but the tone of everything w jason is still bizarre#god. anyway yeah i didn't draw him but please picture grown man tank Jason in the robin undies (ala tt 03 but dare i say better)#also the dick being silly sketch was bc the issue i was reading had damian refer to dick as 'jolly'#specifically like ''unreasonably jolly'' or something like that (god i love when ppl find dicks cheerfulness deeply unsettling hehehe)#and i thought it was so funny. bc damian met dick when we has going through his ''bruce is dead'' depression-#-and STILL thought that dick was extremely unserious. he sees happy dick and is like ''what is wrong w you. genuinely''#but at the same time he loves it#i need to stop reading their batman and robin run so scatteredly (or i can just reread nightwing must die...always a possibility)#anyway yeah 👍 bad sketches be upon you#mine
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#ts4#ts4 edit#oc: nauthkee#i didn't have a caption idea for this so he doesn't get one#but. after reviewing his file...i have come to the conclusion that he unfortunately looks like this 90% of the time#eyebags dark circles expression & all#wears the same 2 pairs of boots everywhere even in summer#has 5 pairs of jeans that look exactly alike even though they're different#90% of his wardrobe is black and red aside from his comfy clothes#he has exactly 1 white shirt that says “community dick” bc yoni got for him as a gag gift on his birthday#he still wears it tho#no one ever knows how he manages to get laid bc he's always staring at people like he'll murder them for opening their mouths#the rbf is real#he DOES smile and isn't a complete dick but that's mostly at home and when he's not working#which isn't often
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Bakugou who makes it a habit of FaceTiming you out of the blue because he’s horny. Your friend group and his own have had to bear witness entirely too many times to answering the phone and he’s exposed somehow—they always just wanna say hi, ask him how his recent mission is going. They learn after enough times, that when he FaceTimes you out of the blue, to steer clear of your phone until you give them the okay. there’s just been too many times with you answering and then screaming to the top of your lungs as you clutch the phone to your chest and tell him that there are people around.
but does that stop him? of course not, the little whore. he’ll call you after he’s gotten out the shower, so his body is still wet and glistening. he’ll call you while he’s away in some other country, with his dick in the camera and a pout on his lips because he misses your stupid face. he’ll call when he’s this close to orgasming, because seeing you will always push him over the edge.
he calls you one day while you’re working at home, typing away at your computer, your phone propped up beside you. you answer without looking at him, smiling, asking how everything’s going so far and it’s not until you look up, when you gasp.
“Katsuki!” You yell, a little giggle tearing through your words in surprise. “What if someone was around? Again?” You ask him, but it’s hard to remember why you’re this upset when he looks so pretty in front of you. He grunts, still jerking his cock as he sits on the edge of the bed, his phone propped up on what you believe a nightstand, as you can see the way his stomach curls in from how raggedly he breathed.
“You’re alone, right?” He asks in a huff, eyebrows screwing up as he takes in your wide eyes and slightly gaping mouth as you stare at his form. You nod absentmindedly, already feeling your inner thighs starting to get slick, shifting a little in your seat.
“Show me a tit, or something. I miss you.” Bakugou mutters, eyebrows pinched as he twists his wrist over his tip before he slides back down his shaft.
“When don’t you wanna see my tits?” You tease him, but oblige, lifting your shirt, eyes rolling slightly at the downright filthy noise that leaves his mouth at the sight. You don’t even have to play with them, just sit them on display and he’s already so quick to burst all over himself.
You take it a step further though, pushing back in your chair until he can see most of your body where you sit, slipping out of your bottoms and underwear until you’re on display for him. You put your knees to your chest before settling back, thighs on either side of the arms as you spread yourself, smiling at him all the while.
“So fuckin’—shit!” He sounds damn near strangled as he cums all over himself, eyes squeezed shut as he jerks at his cock. you can’t help but laugh when you hear the crackling of his quirk going off, watch how the sheets beside him char and start to smoke in his intensity. He’s always so easy, you think to yourself with a little laugh as you began to get dressed, and you love it.
#hc that he never used to jerk off this often until he met you bc you just make him feral and insatiable#also almost everyone has seen his dick atp bc of how often he does this lmfao#and the funny part is HE DOESNT EVEN CARE#‘mfs shouldn’t be in the camera when I call YOU it’s their fault’#and in a sense he’s right#I hate when someone calls me and someone else jumps in before I can like HELLO#what you might see is your fault after that lol#anyway this was based loosely on a very blurry dream I had#kinda clear kinda not but I remembered the general idea bc it was funny to me seeing everyone go#‘oh heyyy bkg—OH MY GOD IS HIS DICK OUT?!’#so 10/10 dream lmfao#im so tired of today tho it’s gonna be raining all day so I just wanna lay down all day :(#bakugou treats! 🍬#—new treat in the streets! 🍫
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Fake Zelda World Record?
With the announcement of the first world record for the new Zelda, Tears of the Kingdom, there is a new controversy- Is Willy Mitchum's high score faked? Here are some key facts that suggest it may be:
The run was posted several days before the game was released, suggesting this may have been an illegal bootleg copy.
Instead of the Switch logo at the beginning, the logo says "Unregistered Hypercam 2," which is not a Nintendo system.
Several Chuchus appear to spawn in a "T-Pose." This is not a normal glitch as Chuchus do not have any limbs.
Though common playthroughs of the game can feature construction of various vehicles, the Dragster built in this game crosses all of Hyrule in 5.51 seconds, which should not be possible.
When link sets the band stage on fire early in the run, the audience stays in their seats. In normal play, they run away, suggesting that the fire festival was a scam.
Zelda's name in the cutscenes is frequently misspelled "Zelle" and she is unable to give link any rupees because she claims his bank account is not connected, despite him confirming the routing number many, many times.
Mitchum has the high score of 1,062,801 points, but the new Zelda game does not keep track of "points" at all.
This screencap of the 100% completion screen does not appear in the regular Switch version of the game:
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XIE LIAN PETS E-MING.
HE PETS HUA CHENG’S SWORD.
A SWORD WITH ONE EYE.
WAS THAT A DICK JOKE??!
#I’m pretty sure it’s a dick joke guys#mxtx absotluly would but idk if that’s a dick reference in China as well#mxtx does like her dick jokes or at least she did in svsss with cucumber bro and airplane bro#I’m not well versed in Chinese dick puns unfortunately tho so while it’s absolutely a dick joke here I have no clue if it is there#I feel like it should be because it feels like such an obvious joke#and yea I did notice it the first time I watched but I didn’t think to make a post about it til now#it’s kinda a double pun dick joke too#one eyed (snake) AND the sword!!#it’s absolutely a dick joke#i refuse to believe otherwise#hua cheng#hualian#xie lian#hua cheng x xie lian#mtxt#mxtx tgcf#tgcf donghua#tgcf#tgcf novel#tgcf xie lian#tgcf hua cheng#tgcf spoilers#tgcf season 2#tian guan ci fu#heaven official's blessing
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Imagining if Lois lane’s one time cowgirl bodyguard had stuck around the world’s finest a little more
#honestly the fact that we never saw Annie Nichols again is the saddest thing#she was my favorite#if I could have anything from the silver age brought back it’d be her#I don’t know whether the robin is dick or Jason because both make me so happy in this scenario#poor Bruce tho he does not deserve this#batman#my art#lois lane#dick grayson#Jason Todd#Bruce Wayne#batblob#dc comics
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I know you prefer jason and Tim's "rivalry" to be Tim thinking everything's about him while jason doesn't know who he is (and I agree it's hilarious) I think for your time skip au, jason should totally knowing beef with Tim.
not for Robin reasons but since jason doesn't get to beat up his dad he should get to beat up someone else's dad and he heard one of the robins after him is a shit dad so this counts towards his catharsis
(he still doesn't actually know Tim's name)
Jason makes it his mission that since he can't beat up his own shite elderly dad he'll just have to make do by beating up everyone else's shite dad's this just so happens to include Tim and also Dick
#ask#anon#tho maybe not dick#mostly bc when he sees his next target is Dick#he goes#oh sorry your too on the elderly side to beat up too#might accidentally break your hip#which really does more damage to dicks psyci then the actual beat down would have
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It hasn’t even been 6 months from grandpa’s death and one aunt is already planning to sell the terrenos (farm land) she got lmao I saw it coming but damn not even a year?
#another aunt that does farming is crying her eyes out because of it#meanwhile I am like#technically is her land now and she can do whatever#still a dick move tho imho#then again this one aunt has always been bad with money#living outside her means iykyk
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Here, have Arthur getting to know Yellow's tentacle dick in depth (with some encouragement from John, for good measure).
This is, of course, a censored version. You can see the original here on Pillowfort or here on Bluesky~
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Somewhere around when I started to throw shadows on the initial doodle I thought this would be a grand opportunity to do a study in thick fluids (mostly studying Calm's art, an absolute master at fluids rendering, imho), hence the amount of goo in this piece.
I'm pretty happy with the end result, I've learned a ton, and we all got a very messy Arthur out of it :D
#masked#malevolent#malevolent podcast#arthur lester#tentacle#fluids#seriously there's a lot of fluids there#and that is absolutely not a run of the mill dick#it's all happily consensual tho the lads are having a great time#john doe malevolent#yellow malevolent#malevart#myart#allmyart
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Prompt:
Contrary to what everyone believes, Damian does not know death.
He grew up with the League. Sheltered from the worst even though father does not seem to think so. Grievous injuries were healed with a submersion in a pool of glowing green.
Damian does not know death. For him, death his temporary. A setback. Something to be cured with magic unknown.
So when Damian stabs one of father’s false sons, he does not understand why father is so upset. Why he is now barred from the cave. Why everyone looks at him with such horror. Surely they know he had to demonstrate that he, the blood son, is superior?
He does not understand why the false son does not get back up. Why father does not take him to the pits.
Damian does not understand. He will have to investigate.
He does not understand why nobody wishes to talk to him all of a sudden.
#a different take on the Lazarus pits#also I had Tim in mind for this but honestly they all work#nobody expects Robin to genuinely go in for the kill#dealer’s choice if the poor bat son in question survives#but I headcanon that they do and nobody is taking their eyes off them#and they all collectively refuse to have Damian come within fifty feet of them#Damian is very confused#and also hurt tho he does not admit that#misunderstandings#jason todd#batfamily#dick grayson#batfam#bruce wayne#robin#tim drake#Damian wayne#Damian al ghul#prompts#batman#red hood#red robin#Nightwing
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A succubus and a demon!
(The succubi don't have names but the demon is Kronos and the succubus is one of his bosses in Hell and he's not /fond/ of the succubi for many reasons but they all adore picking on him)
Also because I love them and like to point it out, the succubi act more as pleasure dealers in the sense of they offer up whatever a human wants most in exchange for their soul. It's rarely of a sexual nature since it's what they want MOST in life. And most people's ambitions are outside of a bedroom. (happy pride, asexuals are able to get affected by a succubus now without discrimination)
#my characters#did i make succubi in a plot that i could fall victim to as an asexual personally? yeah#kronos is just a petty lil baby with a younger brother who is very nice for a demon#kronos is responsible for being a dick to everyone in the plot and yet has the weirdest morals and its not fine#but hes gonna make that everyone elses problem not his#for instance he originally goes to earth bc a human has somehow just stolen all of the Devils attention and its annoying#why fixate on one human doomed to Hell just let the guy live and die then fixate#so he goes to kill the human but ends up saving the guy and then agonizes because even as a demon#its REALLY tacky to save someone and then kill them#so he doesnt kill him and instead demands to be a roommate until he returns to hell#and then they team up to kill demons and other creatures that seem obsessed with the human#and so they just kinda kill and banish demons back to hell and its fiiiine kronos is just causing problems for Hell#thats not even a new issue hes always doing that !#and then they meet a siren who refuses to talk and kronos is like oh time to be the biggest dick ever#and is like well if she wont talk and she needs a name i vote halibut#as a mean joke bc why would she want to be named after a fish#and she lights up and is SUPER happy and nods and beams and is so happy with her new name#and then the human is like well she needs more clothes than one outfit right#also shes barefoot and its cold i need to buy her shoes idk what tho#and kronos is like here buy her these rainboots and so the guy buys them and is like just wear these#until you can show me what you want bought ok and halibut is in love with her cute lil yellow rainboots#so basically everything kronos does out of spite to the weird mute siren (by choice) backfires#and she adores him and doesnt know hes trying to be mean to her#anyway the succubi collectively like to pick on the really silly and childish demons they outrank#like kronos! so he is constantly a target for them to mock which is why he isnt fond of them which fuels them more#the succubi are just really chill most of the time though ?#and its just. i love my succubi ok theyre wonderful#and that has been another story time in the tags bye
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Tbh, nothing has made me sympathize more with Kipperlilly Copperkettle than her anger issues.
Cause anger is an emotion we feel when we're missing something. When we need something and can't get it. It's a balm to make us feel better when things don't go our way.
When things aren't fair.
#d20#dimension 20#d20 fantasy high#fantasy high junior year#d20 spoilers#fhjy#fantasy high spoilers#of course just cause you feel like things are unfair doesnt mean they actually are#and the reason why its an anger issue is cause the anger has befome detrimental#its warped from being somethjng to comfort you when you feel powerless to a tool you use against others when you fedl slighted#part of why anger issues are so hard to overcome is cause of how good it feels in the moment#even if you feel terrible guilt afterwards#the catharsis of releasing anger can be such a relief#that you dont even realise youve started looking for reasons to be angry#youre listing things that are terrible with the world just so you can feel better by getting angry at them#things like capitalism and people who bullied you and how your boss is a terrible racist#things that everyone can get angry over#until they get more personal and warps your judgment#“my boss called a group of immigrant a bunch of racial slurs” “his secretary was there too she can back me up”#“when i brought it up with her she says she wasnt payjng attention or something” “shes peobably racist too and thats why he hired her”#it becomes easier to make jumps like that instead of giving people the benefit of the doubt#easier to justify your anger with the smallest slights#until youre yelling at a pedestrian whe. you almost ran them over#“sure it was a red light but they shouldve paid attention and seen me coming too”#anyways this is all to say kipperlilly probably has some issues to deal with#idk if shes actually behind this plot or if shes being manipulated#doesmt stop her from being a total dick tho#but it does make me a little more sympathetic to her
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i need pepe larraz to draw for doctor strange more because this is the hottest clea has looked, on god
#personal#clea strange#every time she showed up she just looked so ethereally beautiful#i mean she generally does anyway but this was just Special#also this is the like third time we've made clea watch her husband die/almost die in like two years let them REST#(this storyline does appear to be giving dc vs vampires if blade really is a villain)#(tho i fear nothing will beat the emotions of dick punching bruce straight through the heart)#(and the hilarity of immediately stomping in tim's head but then wasting so much time telling jason to be his second in command)#(jason favoritism is so rarely present in batman stories but when it shows up it's always just so delicious)
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As the Kingdom of England is torn between the House of York and the House of Lancaster—each claiming their leader to be the rightful king—young Richard III, the intersex son of the Duke of York, is fighting a battle within himself. Despised by his mother, adored by his father, and alienated from most others, Richard grapples with frightful spirits haunting him, unsteady and unintentional alliances with his enemies, and his own passion for a throne. A manga series by Aya Kanno.
intersex richard who looks like he'd dress in hot topic if it was only a thing back then
in the author's words "everyone has feelings for someone and no one is expressing them." i need tragic gay harem richard iii. you need tragic gay harem richard iii. we all need this . it's good
the art is SO beautiful
In Teenage Dick, Richard, a high-school senior with cerebral palsy, is determined to become class president by any means necessary. A modern high-school retelling of Richard III.
really sharp and vicious exploration of disabled identity and the machiavellian love/power debate shakespeare is playing with; also just really funny
#it was hard to pick an image for requiem of the rose king "^^ given that it has a lot of accompanying art#requiem of the rose king#teenage dick#tournament#i eventually picked this image instead of the vol 1 cover bc i feel like the plot doesnt necessarily revolve around richard and henry#but it does around richard#anyway#teenage dick had like 1 poster at a good size which has been the case for most of these#i like both of these tho rotrk is definitely more special 2 me
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