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Still here. Recovery will take a while :/
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Havin’ some unpleasantness removed today. Thanks for all well wishes, will check in when I’m no longer anesthetically ensluggished.
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Havin’ some unpleasantness removed today. Thanks for all well wishes, will check in when I’m no longer anesthetically ensluggished.
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You should give the kidney stone a name. And write call out posts about it
The stones are named "Keith Richshard" and "Mick Jagged." Had it been only one I'd have called it "The Penile Asteroid of Rura Penthe."
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do kidneys get stoned?
With dickweed.
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@operating room anon, thank you again. Glad to hear all :)
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I'm kinda loving this @relevant-wikipedia-articles blog
Not Unreality, Not Made Up
Thank you to everyone writing in and commenting with thoughts and helpful advice, absolutely everyone. I haven't replied to them all and can't privately to some anon asks but please know that I am grateful for each. Hopefully only a couple more days before the stones depart from my renal system and then I can start to feel better. Thanks :)
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Not Unreality, Not Made Up
Thank you to everyone writing in and commenting with thoughts and helpful advice, absolutely everyone. I haven't replied to them all and can't privately to some anon asks but please know that I am grateful for each. Hopefully only a couple more days before the stones depart from my renal system and then I can start to feel better. Thanks :)
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Sorry about the kidney stones thing. I've had them before and they're HELL. Wishing you better health and strong painkillers, from one kidney stone sufferer to another.
Thank you! Best of luck to you as well in them never returning.
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What's your favourite fake fact?
(i assume that your version of fake facts are just real facts)
The first fun fact that comes to mind, that I didn't write, is that President Jackson's pet parrot had to be removed from his funeral because it wouldn't stop cussing.
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What's your favourite song?
Realm of Darkness from the album Suspiria by Darkwell, though Lethean River by Tristania on their album Beyond the Veil is close.
Sorry for the lack of fake facts. I’ve entered the holy-fuck-this-hurts zone and can’t think much and those are good songs people should enjoy.
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How much wood WOULD a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
I woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood. But with modern deforestation, that's less and less each year. That's why I'm teaming up with Greenpeace to deface world heritage sites.
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The best moment in the epic fantasy action works of playwright S. Beckett is universally agreed to be where Estragon charges into battle shouting, “For Godot!”
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why are you kidney stone posting
Because it hurts and this is all I can think to do right now. Humor gets me through a lot.
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Facts about crappy "live laugh love" style house decorations??
I'm always trying to find the DVD of movie called "Eat the Rich" from the late 80s. Every time I check the section, I inevitably find the two films that go beside it, Eating Raoul to its right (a rather fun movie) and Eat Pray Love to its left. Eat Pray Love of course reminds me of those Live Laugh Love decorations.
In any case, I enjoy living, laughing, loving and eating, but none of this is relevant to the decorations which were sadly designed as a dog whistle for members of the Cult of the Rotting Elder, whose members know it as a euphemism for the murder, agony and hatred they hope to spread in the name of their decrepit demon lord.
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Top 3 reasons not to go to New Jersey?
New Jersey is too far away to visit
New Jersey is nearby and there's no point in visiting
New Jersey is home to Jerry S. Handling, who has vowed to kill me should I ever set foot on his turf again after my attempts to seize power there for my empire.
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Tier Ranking the Ranking Tiers:
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B is so Amazing!
A is okay but even in last it's not bad, it's just not as good as S.
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Headcanon- Anakin hates sand because it got in his kidneys and formed midichidneystones.
why are you kidney stone posting
Because it hurts and this is all I can think to do right now. Humor gets me through a lot.
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