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risibledeer · 2 months

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boat boys, shortgrass and greenbeans- what more could you ask for?

(ps-drawing reqs are open btw i need inspiration helpp)

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cryptocism · 23 days

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the sillies

dialogue from here if you want a blast from the year 2010

#my art #dc #bart allen #kon el #conner kent #impulse #superboy #konbart #bartkon #we need to decide is it konbart or bartkon #its barely even a portmanteau we should know what the order is at least #out of all the starkid productions mamd....... does not crack the top 10 for me. probably bottom of the list.#would definitely not be the first show id recommend to anybody #very 2010s humour #however this exchange was funny

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chaos-bringer-13 · 4 months

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I just told mom about some bits of Danny Phantom lore and it basically went like this:

Me: So, this kid goes into his mad scientists parents' portal, activates it, sorta dies and instantly resurrects as a half ghost.

Mom, terrified: Poor mother.

Me: Nah, his parents didn't actually notice, they're kinda negligent, too invested into their work.

Mom, more terrified: Poor children.

#danny phantom #this is how you react to being exposed to dp lore #she looked so ready to adopt danny and jazz that instant #kinda wanna write fanfiction with mom #she would write the best angst #and also amazing crack #she's good at death jokes and dark humour #how do i get my mother into phanfiction

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buried-in-stardust · 8 months

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A talent competition with the main MXTX couples

[eng by me]

#douyin #humour #personal fav #mdzs #svsss #tgcf #wangxian #hualian #bingqiu #this made me crack up lmao

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weirdly-specific-but-ok · 4 months

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Muriel: Maybe you shouldn't use pick-up lines for Mr Crowley.

Aziraphale *stops highlighting 101 Pick-Up Lines*: I beg your pardon, my dear?

Muriel: I've been reading more about humans, they usually advise a 'more personalised approach'.

Aziraphale:

[later that day]

Crowley: Hey angel could you hand me the wine bo--

Aziraphale: I may not have Azira-fallen from heaven...

Crowley:

Aziraphale: ...but I sure Azira-fell for you.

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saytr · 11 months

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Morning Person and Nightowl

#miraculous ladybug #doodle #miraculous fanart #doodles #mlb #chat noir #ladybug #ladynoir #love square #crack #humour #comic

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tongjaitongjai · 1 year

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An AU where Merlin is literally a God in Mordred’s eyes. Like, a genuine God.

In this AU Mordred and Merlin’s relationship is not fucked up by prophecy. So, everytime, kindhearted Merlin saved Mordred without hesitation. And Mordred grew up in a Druid camp that reinforced the idea that Emrys was a literal god. So naturally, HE WORSHIPPED MERLIN.

Once Arthur became king and magic was legalised, Mordred came to Camelot to become a knight because that was the best way to serve Emrys.

But when he arrived at Camelot, he struggled to comprehend the fact that Merlin was… human???? A very clumsy one, in fact. The rest of Camelot, though might know about Merlin magic, did not know how great ‘Emrys’ actually was so they were just confused, concerned, and/or entertained by Mordred’s ‘crush’ on Merlin.

He would stare at Merlin the entire first meal they had together, and people would be like: awww, Sir Mordred is crushing on Merlin so hard!!

Mordred: Emrys??eats??food?Food??Is ?eaten?by? Emrys?emrys?consumes?meal????

Or when he saw Merlin tripped on the training field

Mordred: i think the area is cursed. Strongly cursed.

Leon: what—

Mordred: THEN WHY ELSE WOULD EMRYS TRIPPED?????

Arthur: So, how have you adjusted to life in Camelot so far? Is there anything that is bothering yo—

Mordred: Merlin

Arthur: what did my stupid manserva- I mean Court Sorcerer do-

Mordred: I saw him drank water today

Arthur:

Mordred: He just drinks water????? From glass?????? Like?? He drank?? Water???? You know??? Literal water????????????? For drinking???HE??needs??water?to??live?why??

Morgana: why did I saw Mordred ran out of the meeting room screaming that you guys are trying to ‘Destroy his faith in his religion’. You knights better not bully him because he is a druid and has magic—

Gwaine: I told him Merlin is not here because he needs to take a shit.

Lancelot: Hey, Mordred, I noticed that Merlin has not received the note I asked you to deliver to him yet.

Mordred: But I already send it to him?

Lancelot:

Lancelot: Tell me how

Mordred: I burned it at the altar

Lancelot: what altar—

Mordred: and pray to him, as one should???

Merlin: WHY IS THERE SOMEONE SCREAMING IN MY HEAD THAT I HAVE AN IMPORTANT MEETING TOMORROW AT NOON!?

Or when they went on a long mission or hunting and Merlin, out of his old habit, made food for the knights

Mordred: ‘this is the most excellent food ever had bestowed on me, I shall never forget about this Emrys. I will pray to you even harder. I am the luckiest Druid to ever live—- ‘

Percival: … is the stew that good?

part 1| part 2 | part 3

#bbc merlin #merlin #mordred #bbc mordred #au #kinda crack kinda humour #sir mordred #merdred #merlin au #merlin bbc #incorrect merlin quotes #merlin crack #i edited this post a few times because i am not happy with many of my languages i am sorry if it cause confusionthe content is the same #i also keep adding stuff in the tag cuz new weird scenarios keep popping up in my head and idk where to put it #so again so sorry for confusion this might cause.. i trying to.. adjust to tumblr.. again #my post #cryptic god!merlin and no1worshipper!mordred au

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an-albino-pinetree · 6 months

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Finished! I had to draw this lol

@sm-baby

#sdjgfh j #my stuff #cw suggestive humour #showtime #carnival au #tadc #the amazing digital circus #carnival!gangle #carnival!zooble #carnival!ragatha #carnival!jax #tadc gangle #tadc zooble #tadc ragatha #tadc jax #shitpost #I like the multicoloured carnival cash #Jax’s reaction cracked me up #everyone freakin out over poor Pomni and Caine having a nice intimate moment

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teruel-a-witch · 6 months

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If Steve didn't want his co-workers to assume he was taking a vacation to 'reconnect' with his partner perhaps he shouldn't have looked at Danny like that and touched him in a way that indicated that this decision to take days off is directly related to him. Subtlety, thy name is not McDanno.

#mcdanno #incorrect mcdanno #h50 incorrect quotes #h50 #h50 7x01 #h50edit #h50 picspam #h50 caps #steve mcgarrett #danny williams #hawaii five 0 #myh50 #very serious scene analysis™#mcdannuendo #ignoring realistic health recovery times because the show does it all the time #h50 crack #h50 humour #tactile mcdanno #the unsubtle art of gayzing

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oautincorrectquotes · 9 months

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Emma: I'm about to do something incredibly stupid.

Zelena: My sister has a name, you know.

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mandukkul · 10 months

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Hi! I was wondering if you'd do those text messages with bf!jw?

TEXTS WITH BF!JUNGWON —

synopsis: texts with bf!jungwon

tags: bf!idol!jungwon x f!reader, established relationship, fluff, crack, humour

warning: grammar and spelling errors, swearing, mention of injury and hospitals, may be out of character because i haven’t written for jungwon a lot

reblogs + comments appreciated

authors note: first request in awhile!!! i hope you enjoy and it’s to your liking anon!! i lobe writing jungwon in perpetual confusion and fear because y/n is always got something going on, poor boy 😔😔

authors note pt.2: i have an anime blog but i haven’t posted on it for awhile, but i kinda want to now because new season is out and teenager gojo is MY gojo yk?

#mandukkul #mandukkul’s aquarium #enhypen #enhypen x reader #enhypen jungwon #jungwon enhypen #jungwon texts #jungwon x reader #yang jungwon x reader #jungwon yang x reader #jungwon fluff #jungwon crack #jungwon humour #yang jungwon #jungwon yang #jungwon

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captainkirkk · 2 months

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My favourite "Qui-Gon Jinn Lives AUs" are when he doesn't even show up until part-way through the fic, but everyone else takes one look at him and then decides "This explains so fucking much about why Obi-Wan is the way he is"

#both in a crack/humour way and an angst way #star wars #sw #clone wars #and by everyone i mean ahsoka and all the 212/ 501st #my posts

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marvelmaniac715 · 9 days

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Twisted - Hatchetfield Edition:

Wilbur Cross/Wiley: My Lord shall now speak, in his holy voice.

Wiggly after a long period of silence: Many years ago, I took my finger, and I pushed in my penis… and it hasn’t come out since.

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Ted: What’s that name, everyone?

His coworkers trying to hype him up: GOAT FUCKER!

Ted: NO!

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Webby immediately after being banished to the White: Phenomenal cosmic powers… shitty, shitty living space…

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blluespirit · 4 months

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i think zuko's dry, sarcastic sense of humour is not used enough in fics. ppl always write him as being totally inept at humour (which like. he kind of is... ) but ALSO he's like damn ur gf died and became the moon? rip. yeah sure sokka let's leave appa in the reputable sky bison day care at the notorious prison im sure this will end well. yes aang katara and i will be sure to take a 101 spirituality class while hunting down the killer of katara's mum

#LET HIM OUUUTTT!!#listen can he do like... normal jokes? no.#sarcasm tho? u bet!#zuko #its my hc that when he becomes fire lord it gets so much worse lol #someone says some dumb shit to him and zuko is like #*cracks knuckles* ask stupid questions get stupid answers #its why he and sokka become besties #when sokka realises zuko's brand of humour its over for everyone #atla #avatar the last airbender

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merememberjust · 2 years

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Really good reasons to watch Warrior Nun:

(Ft. ✨Season 2 Crack✨)