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iamfarfromvibingrightnow · 7 months

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Starkid love song lyrics are honestly insane

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"He is at once familiar and unknowable to the frightened girl he meets along the way, and to the girl's surprise, something in his eyes beckons her to know him and inspires her to say "I want to know your story."

"Take me back in time to love you. Take me back when we were lost. Lost in love and lost in feeling, without the cost."

"She is at once a comfort and a mystery, to the callow man she meets that fateful day."

"I want to know how you see me, and if it's the same as I see you. With the colours of love on your paintbrush, paint how you see me."

"A thousand and one nights with you is not enough to spend, so let's make ours a story with no end."

"I wish that she could hear her voice, the way that I do when I go to sleep at night, and dream my life away, but she's gone when I awake."

"Take me back when things were light. Light my heart and light my shadow, one more night. Cause I already lost it once, what I already won. I've lost too much now to care, but I know that something’s still there. I'll never let you go."

"Even though I was blind before, I've realized there is so much more. And it was always deep down in the core of me. I know it now. And even though it seems too much to take, there's a feeling I can't seem to shake. I feel like I am reading the signs, 'cause I know that I'm coming around."

"They say you can't feel, with a heart made of steel, but you can't say that steel ain't strong. Well if that's who you are, just a meaningless star in the sky, tell me what is the meaning of what I am feeling if you are the reason why? Now I may be dumb, but where I come from, folks say they're fine when I know that they're blue. But you don't know you the way I do."

"Are we crazy, or did we just taste something sweet? Not sure what to think, but you helped me to see. It's not the outside of things that make them good, that make them bad, that make them anything. All you need is just a taste to start something good."

"This body's not gonna last, the air is cold and thick. I'm losing my last remaining hope for us. My hands are tied in knots and I can't come home. I wanna die in your arms in the evening glow."

"You and I were meant to be something more than a faded memory."

"Now, i still have troubles. I trip and stumble trying to make sense of things sometimes.. And i look for reasons, but i don't need 'em. All i need is to look in your eyes."

"What if I tried something new, and opened up my arms to you? I know we don't always agree, but they need you as much as me. What if I could promise more, than what I gave to you before?"

"I never cared for stories until you entered mine, and now my only wish is that our plots may intertwine."

"You look just like an angel and all I do is pray, that someday you'll hear my song and understand that all along, there's something more that I'm trying to say."

"The universe is infinite, and it’s definite, there’s an alternate reality, where it’s only you and me. Take me back in time to love you. Hold me closer than before. Heal my heart and mend what's broken, to feel you once more."

#starkid #black friday #black friday musical #black friday starkid #little white lie #a very potter musical #avpm #twisted starkid #twisted the untold story of a royal vizier #twisted musical #firebringer #the guy who didn't like musicals #tgwdlm #starship #starship musical #starship starkid #me and my dick #mamd

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juice-boxy · 6 months

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Starkid could do a Broadway but Broadway couldn't come CLOSE to Starkid

#sorry im biased <- isnt sorry #starkid #the guy who didnt like musicals #twisted starkid #black friday starkid #nerdy prudes must die #hatchetfield #juiceboxy speaks

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oracleofdiscord · 6 months

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one of my (new) favorite starkid things is their reprises where they've subtly changed the titular phrase

"follow the golden rule" vs "follow the gold and rule"

"bully the bully" vs "bury the bully"

i just think it's neat

#starkid #twisted #twisted starkid #npmd #nerdy prudes must die #npmd spoilers #nerdy prudes must die spoilers #also if anyone can think of more examples i've missed please feel free to add them on

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swingingthehatchetnow · 26 days

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A Very Boop Musical

Me and my Boop

A Very Boop Sequel

Boopship

Holy Musical Boopman

A Very Boop Senior Year

Boopted: The Untold Story of a Royal Boop

Boopi: A Parody

The Trail to Boop!

Boopbringer

The Guy Who Didn’t Like Boops

Boop Friday

VHS Boop carols

Boop Time

Boop Time 2

Nerdy Prudes Must Boop

And of course

Cinderella’s Boop

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what-the-flowers · 7 months

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Same energy

#npmd spoilers #npmd #nerdy prudes must die #starkid #twisted #twisted starkid

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lilacthebooklover · 5 months

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jon matteson characters family reunion. richie is ignoring everyone and blasting japanese nightcore on his airpods. roman is here and acting disgusted at the food while linda boasts about her kids (said kids are currently causing mayhem that will probably end in tears). paul has brought emma with him and is on the verge of a nervous breakdown. boy jerry is trying to give him a pep talk on how to propose so he can "do the do" with emma (bj recommends a walk in the woods). the hatchetman bursts in at one point. daniel lost track of time and decided it wasn't worth showing up. gary is happy to be a part of something like he was with the wiggly cult but nobody likes him. wiggly watches for a while then shows up in human form to cause more mayhem, nobody knows who he is, why he looks like them or why he speaks like a toddler but he's freaky and may or may not be on the verge of murder. fun times.

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nierthesheepdestroyer · 9 months

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I think the Princess is probably okay on that front. But certain other Starkids keep falling for Dicks In Sheep’s Clothing.

#starkid #hatchetfield #jeff blim #starkid productions #starkid cult #tgwdlm #team starkid #joey richter #joe walker #twisted starkid #trail to oregon #starkid memes #jaime lyn beatty

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moonytoastatmidnight · 5 months

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The emotional whiplash you get from listening to a Starkid playlist is insane because you'll be listening to a sad song like Spy Again or If I Believed or Black Friday or Cool As I Think I Am (Reprise)....and then those will be immediately followed by Virginity Rocks or To Be A Man or Dysentery World (to name a few)

#starkid #team starkid #nerdy prudes must die #twisted starkid #trail to oregon #black friday #nightmare time #spies are forever #holy musical b@man

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some-fantastic-kay · 9 months

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the day jeff blim plays a character that isn't batshit insane is the day the world collapses

#jeff blim #team starkid #starkid #avpm #twisted starkid #a very potter senior year #hatchetfield #general john macnamara #tgwdlm #the guy who didn't like musicals #trail to oregon #holy musical b@man

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justarandombrit · 4 months

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Absolutely insane that the line "Many years ago... I took my finger... And I pushed it in my penis" is foreshadowing for one of the most emotional and climactic reveals in theatre history

#yeah im rewatching schaffrillas's twisted video #i definitely appreciate this musical more now #i didn't care for it much when i first watched it but its grown on me #also dylan saunders. enough said #twisted #twisted starkid #twisted musical #starkid twisted #twisted the untold story of a royal vizier #twisted: the untold story of a royal vizier #starkid #team starkid #starkid productions

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princess-polls · 1 month

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Round One: 2A

#tumblr poll #poll #disney #twisted: the untold story of a royal vizier #twisted starkid #minnie mouse #mickey donald goofy the three musketeers

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bread-cat-luna · 1 year

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My friend: Why are you watching that dumb Aladdin parody again?

Me:

#i drafted this on my dog's birthday??#twisted #twisted starkid #starkid twisted #starkid #luna shitposts #luna says stuff

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thepiratecaptianchuck · 2 months

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#twisted starkid #tiger fucker

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gods-favorite-autistic · 6 months

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Shoutout to Twisted for having the lines “science says you’re dead and gone forever reason says I’m talking to the air but something in my heart some secret hidden part illogically insist that you are there somewhere” and “he fucked a tiger” be in the same musical

#honorable mention Jeff Blims absolutely terrifying monologue as Aladdin being immediately followed up with #‘ok Jesus Christ I have no idea what is going on here-‘#twisted being such a banger while having ‘i only wished to have a coat made out of puppies’ as a line in the song #and the fact that there is a song called ‘take off your clothes’#anyways go watch twisted right now you legally have to-#twisted the untold story of a royal vizier #twisted starkid #autism (mads) speaks

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sh309 · 1 year

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More starkid x puss in boots

#i only wished to have a coat made out of puppies #twisted starkid #puss in boots: the last wish #big jack horner #puss in boots #death puss in boots

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random-jot · 5 months

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Attention ladies!

If your man:

Has won scores of bloody wars

And mopped the floors with his foes

Eviscerated peasants from their heads down to their toes

That’s NOT your man, that’s… uh… ah… uh… oh, you know what I forget his name actually 🤔

#starkid #twisted #twisted: the untold story of a royal vizier #ttusoarv #twisted starkid #no one remembers achmed #prince achmed #joe walker

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