Just realised Tom Houston probably looked like THIS when he enlisted in Iraq
JUST LOOK AT THIS POOR WHOLESOME SOUL HE'S GONNA GET SO TRAUMATISED
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i don’t know if you take art requests but if you do I would LOVE more about the wiggly was river’s webby au oh my god
YES!!! i swear there were gonna be a lot more drawings, but i got super busy </3
theyre so silly <33
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i've got some big news for the person who left this comment on the black friday trailer
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During The Summoning all the Lords in Black look so happy to be there except for Wiggly. And I just love that because in almost every shot he looks SO PISSED OFF. You can almost hear him thinking “oh my me, why the fuck am I here, and with my brothers no less?” and “‘Are you the Lords in Black’, no we’re the fucking milkman, yes we’re the Lords in Black get some common sense! We travelled very far to get here for your teenage bullshit so out with it!” and “‘Can you help us?’ that’s the basic rules of a summoning you stupid bitch of course we’re helping you! Humans these days, I swear to me…” The humans aren’t worshipping him so he isn’t even pretending to be the charming children’s toy type being he was in Black Friday, he’s just going through the motions until he can leave 🤣.
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I love the fact that Jon Matteson treats Wiggly like a pet because he's setting a precedent for every other Hatchetfield fan. It's like we see this eldritch horror but then Jon goes "aww he's just my little guy" and then we all go "yeah just a little guy" completely disregarding the fact that this "little guy" nuked Russia.
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shoutout to the youngest siblings of hatchetfield <3
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"Leave, Just before Christmas? It's going to be my birthday, you know..."
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Say what you want about The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals and Black Friday but Nerdy Prudes Must Die is truly the darkest timeline because it doesn't feature Peanuts the Hatchetfield Pocket Squirrel™️
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Now that Hatchetfield is trending again, I have to confess that when I invite a friend over to watch tgwdlm I pause the video when Paul and Emma are hugging (just before Inevitable) and ask them what they thought about it.
We talk for a while about their opinion of the musical and all that jazz and then I say "great" and press play again.
I love to see how their faces drop
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Ok we've all kinda laughed at the idea of Paul Matthews: Anxious Man being in the neighborhood watch, and yeah, I think he would be bad at it most of the time- but consider:
In TGWDLM he is the first one to realize the Hive's infection, says "something sinister is infecting Hatchetfield.... Turning everything into a musical" -and he was right!
In Black Friday he doesn't like the Wiggly jingle and say the it feels like "the whole world is under a spell" -and he was right again!
Also iirc he told Bill someone died at watcher world, which I guess is like a warning?
I guess I'm just saying that Paul has successfully and immediately picked up on the Lords in Black's bad vibes before any other characters not already in the know. For whatever it's worth. He's good at being neighborhood watch guy for eldritch demons only.
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This is a PSA that Lex Foster canonically uses She/They pronouns (or at least Angela Giarratana headcanons Lex to. However, I think there's this sort of unwritten rule that if the actor headcanons something about the character they play, it is generally accepted as pseudocanon)
Also Lex was high throughout the entirety of act one of Black Friday which is probably why she came around to Frank's bullshit during our doors are open LMAO.
Bonus: a wip I'm working on atm
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