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marvelmaniac715 · 1 day

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PEOPLE LISTEN TO ME! I watched the Halloween livestream and Working Boys is AMAZING, I need more of you guys to be able to watch it so I can openly gush, so PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE help @the-real-team-starkid reach their next goal to fund Cinderella’s Castle and to unlock this short film!

#team starkid #starkid #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #the hatchetfield series #hatchetblr #working boys #cinderella’s castle #kickstarter #please donate #donation goal

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silamander · 1 day

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I love how the Lords in Black seem like conniving, malevolent, sadistic eldritch gods. But really they're just a bunch of brats with godly powers.

#starkid #hatchetfield #team starkid #hatchetblr #lords in black #Pit stop in Hatchetfield

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john-macnamara · 3 days

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If you hadn't joined P. E. I. P what would yo be doing now?

Yeah I’m not answering that.

#hatchetfield rp #hatchetblr #john answers

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theonewhogivesgooddreams · 3 days

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You look like an elf tbh

@jagermanout

And you look like a bitch tbh.

#the hatchetfield series #godhood tim #hatchetblr

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eye-related-pun · 2 days

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Found this Weird fucking Doll in the Back Room of my stand?? Checked the tag he came with and it said something like "Meet Nibbly! He's Blinky's Brother, and he's Hungry!" Or some shit?? Honestly I like him a lot, I fuck with him fr. Might ask my Boss if I can keep him, he's cute as hell and would fit right in with the Blinky Doll I have at home! Might post a pic of the tag if I DO get to keep him! I tried looking him up, and nothing came up, not even an Ebay listing?? Weird shit.

ALSO, this picture is Half-Inspired by the ICONIC image of Willem Dafoe, if you haven't seen it, look below the cut.

I am soooo fucking Kin with this image, dude

#;adiah.c #No seriously I REALLY want this Nibbly guy #He's SO cute and I love his teeth #hatchetblr #hatchetfield #hatchetfield oc #hatchetfield rp #hatchetverse #hatchetverse oc #hatchetfield roleplay #watcher world #watcher world oc

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theodore-spankoffski · 2 days

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[Cal hadn't come into work that day. It's not uncommon for them to take off, but their handiwork was on Ted's computer clear as day when he booted it up. The cursor had been changed into a duck. It made quacking sounds and everything.]

-@calaverage

oh for fucks sakes!

[ he exclaimed, loud enough to recieve various odd looks from around the office. ]

#hatchetblr #hatchetfield roleplay #rp #starkid rp #ted spankoffski rp #hatchetfield rp #hatchefield rp

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frank-fromtoyzone · 10 hours

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[Oh! That woman(probably) is back! You know, the hot one who looks like Bryce Charles with the glowing white eyes? Ya they're back. And they're looking at the Spiderman toys again. They're silent]

@goodnightsleepyhead

You okay??

..kid? Adult??

#hatchetblr #hatchetfield rp #frank posting

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homelesslinda · 2 days

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Hi..:(

uhhowareyoy?

Imissedmymamaandyouuh..

looklikeher..

Sohi

[River smiles slightly)

@river-monroe

Oh River sweetheart you look so sad, come here! Who hurt my baby boy

#any spare food #hatchetblr #the hatchetfield series

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redfish-blu · 11 hours

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Clear your calendars, we’re going to haunt an innocent Lake Michigan island town this week.

Safe to say I went down a bit of a rabbit hole yesterday. This guy drilled into my mind and stayed there though.

#as a lake michigan fan I appreciate the representation #cuz yeah some fuckery like that WOULD happen there #hatchetverse #hatchetfield #starkid #wiggly #wiggog y'wrath #hatchetblr #starkid fanart #eye contact

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nwqxx · 3 days

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i hate how Hatchetfield fandom sleeps on Eddie Chiplucky LIKE OMG??? HE'S SO FINE???

#starkid #hatchetverse #starkid musicals #hatchetblr #hatchetfield #hatchet town #eddie chiplucky #yellow jacket #nightmare time 2

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esides9912 · 8 hours

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LIB-OFF! (inspired by the hatchetfield fight)

#hatchetblr #the hatchetfield series #i am mentally ill #the lords in black

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marvelmaniac715 · 12 hours

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My dissection of the Lords in Black from the excerpt of Miss Holloween:

Their Halloween costume forms are weirdly adorable and it’s interesting that they’re familiar with trick or treating.

Confirmation that Pokey loves music! Nibbly is such a mood with the soft-serve machine and Wiggly is demonstrating such older brother behaviour by just sitting and watching his brothers play.

This bit makes me laugh so much AND plays into my characterisation of Nibbly 😭.

Big brother Wiggly and more music lover Pokey. Though I do wonder… what are the other Lords’ karaoke song choices?

We all know who’s in charge here 😂.

Not Tinky being their accountant 😭. What could the square root of pumpkin pie be, I wonder? Does it have anything to do with when Miss Holloway made the deal or does our goat boy just have a craving?

For five evil Lords who often appear as child-friendly plushies, these guys sure do hate kids 😭. I’m convinced this hatred is motivated by Hannah Foster, their least favourite child in existence.

Imagine being generous, that’s the worst thing ever, right? Also I’m starting to rethink my age order for the brothers because based on the way Blinky’s acting in this script it just SCREAMS youngest child, thoughts?

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hatchetfieldcoll · 2 hours

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hello hatchetblr

if i were to start posting/drawing/writing my zombie apocalypse au would anyone be interested? it's pretty in depth lmao

#starkid #black friday #nerdy prudes must die #starkid hatchetfield #hatchetverse #hatchetfield #hatchetfield trilogy #hatchetfield universe #hatchetblr

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john-macnamara · 10 hours

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It took us a little while to find the file for this, but we wanted to successfully wrap up PEIP's infamous portal incident. As you know, the Paranormal, Extraterrestrial, and Interdimensional Phenomena division of the United States' Military interrogated one Johnathan S. MacNamara after the incident. He was twenty-four at the time. We thought it would be beneficial to share this portion of the story. Give all you loyal followers the full picture.

cws: implied torture, degradation, drugging, implied sexual assault

Interrogation Records: Major Johnathan S. MacNamara; Feburary 15, 2006.

Interviewer: Lt. Gen Joseph N. Brown (JB)

Interviewee: Maj. Johnathan S. MacNamara (JM)

Purpose: Prove connection to ex-Colonel Wilbur R. Cross, now under alias Uncle Wiley

At 2:38 AM, MacNamara was forcibly removed from his bed and taken to interrogation room C. He was confined with handcuffs in case of an escape attempt, and injected with 0.7 ml of flunitrazepam combined with 5 ml saline solution. As soon as the injection was completed, the interrogation began.

[Begin Transcript 00:00:05]

JB: What is your relation to Wilbur Cross?

JM: I don't see how this has any relevance to our current problem. Nor how you have any right to request that information. Sir.

JB: You've still got a mouth on you, huh? Don't know what I expected. You're that street whore we hired, are you not? Of course your mouth would be the most important part.

JM: I'm not sassing you, sir. I'm simply stating my misunderstanding of the situation. If I was woken up in the middle of the night for this, I'd appreciate knowing why I happen to be important enough to question.

JB: You don't need to know that. Simply answer me. What is your relation to Colonel Wilbur R. Cross?

JM: He is- was my friend. Is that all you wanted from me? Can I go now?

JB: Oh, a friend you say? Well you weren't his only friend, and yet you were the only one unharmed yesterday. Why is that?

JM: I don't know, sir.

JB: I'm sure you know something. You went to him first. You could have very well had something to do with the attack.

JM: I would never. I am loyal to this organization above all else. I have been nothing but loyal to you. I swear on my life.

JB: Swearing on a traitor's life doesn't mean much.

JM: I'm not a traitor, you fucking pig! ...I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry sir. I'm so sorry.

JB: Board him. He should know how to address his superiors with respect.

JM: Please. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry... I'm sorry...

[Indistinct]

[00:11:56]

JB: Do we have an understanding, Major?

JM: ...yes, sir.

JB: Will you refer to your superiors by anything other than "sir" or "ma'am"?

JM: No, sir.

JB: Good. Now, would you like to truthfully answer my previous question about your relationship to Wilbur Cross?

JM: My apologies, sir, but I thought I already did? We were friends, and then he swore fealty to whatever resides beyond that portal. Now we're not.

JB: I was looking for a concise answer, Major.

JM: Sorry, sir.

JB: Are you telling the truth about your relationship? There was nothing romantic there, no hidden feelings that may have lead to assisting him after he left?

JM: Of course not, sir.

JB: I don't believe you. Tell me the truth, or we'll put you under the water again.

JM: I'm not lying, we had nothing between us except for a friendship and a mentorship. I promise, sir. If we had anything else together, I'd have told you as soon as it occurred.

JB: Alright boys, you know what to do.

JM: No. Please-

[Indistinct]

[00:18:31]

JB: Would you like to tell us anything yet?

JM: I...

JB: Yes? Spit it out.

JM: I was in love with him...

JB: There we go! Look at you, finally admitting something. At least you have some sense.

JM: I swear to you, sir, that just because I was in love with him doesn't mean I would have betrayed PEIP for him.

JB: Well, I don't know if I can trust that. But I'm nice, so here's what I'm going to do. We're going to dose you with something that'll make you more... malleable. You'll be more likely to tell the truth and to cooperate. Don't try to resist, it'll be easier if you let it take effect.

JM: I- yes sir.

[JM dosed with 150 ml sodium thiopental]

JB: How ya feeling, soldier?

JM: 'ired...

JB: Good. Where are you?

JM: Uhhhh... I dunno? Sorry...

JB: Wow, you just fall right under this shit, huh? I bet I could do anything I wanted to you, and you wouldn't even know. Maybe you'd even like it, you slut.

JM: Mhm...

JB: But that's not what we're here for. Tell me the true nature of the relationship between yourself and Colonel Cross.

JM: Uh- righ', Wil. Yes. We'r frens. I love him, he doesn love me. Simmle.

JB: We already got that part. What was your relationship to him after he went through the portal?

JM: Oh, sorr'... I aven seen 'im ince the portal.

JB: So you weren't lying to me, then?

JM: No sir.

JB: Were you in cahoots with any entity from beyond that portal since he entered?

JM: Nosir.

JB: Well, considering I don't think you can lie in this state, I'm going to assume you're telling me the truth. Our apologies for the misunderstanding.

JM: Issok.

JB: There must be something we can do to make this up to you. What would you like?

JM: ...sleep?

JB: Well that sounds very nice. Unfortunately, we can't let you go to sleep until the drug wears off, you see. But I do have an idea of what we can do while we wait. Does that sound nice?

JM: Mhm, sure...

JB: Now, if I asked you to do anything right now, you'd do it. Isn't that right?

JM: Yessir...

JB: Wonderful. You all may leave, I have something to do here. Now, stay still, pretty boy, and open up your mouth.

JM: [Indiscernible slurring. Reminiscent of protests]

[End Transcript 00:32:17]

#hatchetfield rp #hatchetblr #peip leaks

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angsty-art-ist · 4 months

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are we gonna have a problem?

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teranobriss · 30 days

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#starkid #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #team starkid #black friday #starkid black friday #black friday starkid #howard goodman #president goodman #curt mega #meme #incorrect hatchetfield #hatchetblr

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