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boysborntodie · 2 months
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Wondering what Johnny’s MBTI is….
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faux-ee · 1 year
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*looks at comments on bsd nikolai gogol's personaility database page* they are all fooled by his act so bad
#like no offense to other ppl's interpretations of nikolai but why does everyone presumes he's happy and good with ppl#ok I shouldnt be making assumptions when he only made two appearances in the manga but still#hes a selfish scheming weird gay disaster yall that high-energy facade comes from his idk. neurodivergence???#hes ACTING as a COPING MECHANISM & as a pathway to achieving some grand goal of his that we possibly don't know yet#*screams*#anyway ENTP nikolai supremacy#I refuse to believe he who sees feelings as a social construct is an Fi user#and why would he be an Se dom#man's thought literally tortures him daily#if he's the kind to take an action and just doesnt think then he wouldnt#concoct such a complex plan to kill fyodor while appeasing his own conscience#goodness he practically screams ENTP#and if that theatric side is also just a mask and he reveals more to us later#he might even be an INTP underneath#Im not an mbti expert but I know an XNTP when I see one#hes literally. russian combination of dazai/chuuya#no I also have evidence *rummages in my closet*#dazai wrote in no longer human that he puts on a clownish mask to hide his internal shame and distaste for the world#chuuya wrote in some poem that in the war-torn world he's simply a clown in a circus. something like that#and in fallen angel(2009 movie adaptation of NLH)#chuuya walks up to yozo (dazai) and told him to leave him the role of the clown#since he isnt gonna be alive for long#NO but there are literally so much evidence that bsd gogol#'the clown'#is based on this recurring concept of a sad and broken man putting on an act#ALSO strictly speaking he's a jester#and the first well-known occurrence of a jester character#is in victor hugo's the man who laughs#said jester is even an INFP#gosh clowns are often more sad than funny
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koravelliumavast · 2 years
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All Zellion Lore
He gets no bitches
Absolutely zero pussy
Is an incel
Does not actually exist
Raw ANTI-sex appeal (leads to being sent to tumblr horny jail)
No bitches megamind
Saddest most pathetic sex ever
Lesbian
Brandons elden ring character
Syls exlover
Zellion is the same Zellion as in Sixth Incarnation of Pandora, an unpublished sci-fi novel which he wrote
Dustbringer Moash
The author of the Gravity Fallsjournals
No drip
Secret project main characters
Is in fortnite
Died on the way back to his home planet
Is a war criminal
Zane venture but with spikes
Is kelsier in shardplate
Zero swag points
An onion 🧅
Swagless bastard
Constantly taking L’s
Has a homoerotic friendship with dalinar
Coolest mfer to ever exist
Wears metal plates
Inspired mass hysteria (true)
Zellion is love, Zellion is life
Unchained bondsmith
Is tumblr pikachu guy
Both odium and dalinars champion
The hero of ages
Has secrets
His only rhythm is Nickelback
Moashes boyfriend
Raboniels ex
Emperor Zurg
Has hooked up with dalinar in his drunk era
Is actually Adonalsium who didn’t get shattered but it was actually a prank
Unknowable
Did something unthinkable to that old man
Nvm he just fucked him
On the Kaladin and Szeth (b)road trip
Unfuckable
He might kill Moash idk at this point
The only blue fused
A simp for Kaladin
Is actually Szeth
Bisexual loser
he is also Taravangians new godsona
Drops his microwaveable lonely boys dinner for one and cried
A worldhopper who moved to Roshar to get a mini
Lezian with those fake mustache glasses
Navani will not accept him into her theoretical polycule
Taravangians new look after taking the shard of Odium and killing Rayse
A tumblr sexy man
A tumblr sexless man
Punches Ruin in the face (real)
A liar and a dirty dirty cheat
Will be at Dragonsteel 2022 with a chair (for hammering)
Actually just a human with carapace
Biggest loser in the cosmere
Loves plinko
Despite apperances he’s completely unbreadable
Zellion was pinning over szeth who is already in a committed monogamous relationship with nightblood, but he's rebounding with moash
Models the fused fashion line
Is Kelsier
Is also every sexuality and none of them at the same time.
Himbo
The tenth unmade
Gaslight gatekeep girlboss
Literally Hrathen but unfuckable
Has a gun
Created in a lab made specifically to be unfuckable
Virgin Loser (emphasis on loser)
Hot
Hoid in yet another disguise
The desire to be sexy but not having sex
Smores stick
Big scary fused villain (probably)
The Warrior of Light from final fantasy 14
Odiums champion? (One to make sense)
One of Hoids exes
Aesudan post crystal monster magical girl transformation sequence.
Is a slutty slutty bitch
Unfuckable
Sits in pain AND misery
From Sudan
A rough lover but once again is unfuckable
The sole knight radiant. Accesses all 10 surges
Clowned upon
Cries when he fights you. Like his (NOT)lover szeth
A ben10 alien
Mysterious
All of us
Has slept with Sadeas
His spikes are full of secrets
Is actually MRAIZE
Mansplain manipulate malewife
Is cringe
Bisexual but nobody wants them
Is actually a noble gas
Dalinar/Zellion/Szeth love triangle
Is Moash
Came from Moisty Mire
The most powerful being in the cosmere
Just a human guy
Nepotism baby
Is probably like hot but also still gets no bitches
The only thing nightblood won’t eat
Is actually Rin (bisexualzellion) in disguise
One in a Z(e)illion
He’s a shard
Odiums singersona
Is Brandon’s self insert
Swagless he/they (and any he/they pronouns user you have swag because you are not the biphobic bisexual Zellion)
#zellionsweep
A Pokémon or something
A new foe has appeared
Maybe he’s a cat boy
Wears metal plates
Is also Evi Kholin who could never be cringe
Yells it’s Zellin time before fighting anyone
Biphobic
Lavender marriage
He should be in fortnite
In love with szeth
Naked wrestling scene in Oathbringer
The friends we made along the way
Shouldbereadingprobably‘s cat
You canNOT fuck the spikes as the spikes are unfuckable
Is El (again probably actually makes sense)
Forgiven by the lgbt community
Highest popularity to word count ratio
Additional lore (courtesy of @poploppege-cosmere)
Hoid behavior (that’s actually us)
Fucks with Maggie’s internet connectivity
Is not actually fuckable. Does not fuck.
Blorbo from my kickstarters
Zellionsweep girlies are the daughters of the Moash girlies you didn’t fuck
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bainofjustice · 10 months
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Payday's Most Forgotten Main Character - Speical Agent Jordan Griffin
Introduction
Hello, as my description at time of writing says I am Jordan Griffin's number #1 fan but you see I haven't given myself this title because I've made lots of fan content (I'm working on that) but because I am one of only two of her fans (I recruited a friend to her Fandom). (Might be three but IDK who wrote the Payday 2 character tv tropes page)
I want to have to fight for this title, I wanna see others think about & explore her character.
So I am writing this! It will cover all of her canon appearances, where I would have taken her character within Payday 2's plot & some theories and headcanons.
Payday: The Web Series
Jordan is one of the main characters of The Web Series & outside of Bain, Vlad Kozak Gage & brief scenes is one of the only characters to appear in multiple episodes. She is also the only character I would agure has a arc thoughout the episodes & acts as a recurring pov.
The audience first meets Jordan Griffin in episode 3, she is discussing with her partner (Agent Riker) about her thoery that Hector Morales is working for Crime.Net, Agent Riker attempts to brush off this thoery by both pointing to how little evidence she has found about Crime.Net & pointing to her mental health (stating that she must just be tried, implying she is not in her right state of mind). When this scene ends it is revealed Bain already has eyes on her and placed Riker as a mole.
This scene established a lot of interesting stuff
Jordan with the limited info of the events of PD1 & the earliest heists of 2 was able to put enough evidence together to both figure out Crime.Net existed & its name. Remember that during the events of the web series it is just coming out of beta, likely meaning it's number of users was low & trusted allies so for Jordan to find all this meant some serious digging
I forget if it's on the board or if she says it (limited wi-fi so avoiding watching stuff) but she mentions Bain's name as the owner of Crime.net, not the most impressive as it seems like his name is mentioned a lot in the criminal world to the point that even yakuza clans know about him. Still I feel it worth noting.
This scene is also the first we see anyone (on screen, obviously off screen between 1 & 2 the FBI found out) in the FBI suspect Hector of being related to the Payday gang, it's also worth noting that Jordan already has him pinned of other crimes, possibly the same ones that got him got by the fbi. It's also interesting she didn't know he was a rat for the fbi & was working to arrest him.
Speaking of the board I mentioned, she has a whole conspiracy board in her office for the payday gang & crime.net, it has multiple of the contractors on it, including Vlad (whom at least by the time of Hoxton breakout the FBI believe is a law abiding civilian).
It is also established that Jordan deals with some ableism as a part of how Bain tries to deal with her, it's seen in Rikers comment and made more notable by the fact that Jordan is shown later taking unknown meds from a prescription bottle.
It is also established that Bain considers Jordan enough of a threat to have a mole specifically keeping an eye on her.
As a whole I consider this a strong start for building her up as a threat to the gang & a foil to them, much like them she is working semi out of the system to achieve her goals & like them is seeking answers for questions much bigger than herself, only issue is these traits are directed at taking down Bain & Crime.Net.
In Episode 4, Jordan interviews Dallas whom is undercover as the bank manager for First World Bank, thoughout this Jordan is very suspicious of him & he ends up leaving earlier than likely planned, taking his obertunity when Jordan is called away for something.
I find two things about this very interesting, first being that the series went semi out of its way to allow Dallas & Jordan to meet, while the cover was also used for the heist & the scene also allows for a interesting story telling device of showing different versions of scenes the audience already saw the scene could have easily been from Dallas pov woth random cops but no: it's a mixed pov scene & Jordan is used despite it actually making little sense given how she's treated in the FBI (I will get into that later)
I also find it noteworthy how Dallas treats her, it's very much as a real threat & he does his best to tell her the cover story straight but as it becomes clearer that she is suspicious & isn't falling for it he ends up taking a chance to escape before she can ask more questions.
Also funfact is that this scene is what established Nathan Steele as Dallas civilian name. Jordan also established in this scene being particular about being called Special Agent (Jordan) Griffin.
In Episode 5, Jordan manges to leak to a reporter her theories about crime.net, which ends up in the tv news. Jordan & Riker get pulled aside by their boss and get royalty told off because as it turns out, this isn't their job! Jordan has just been doing all of this on top her real cases for the fbi! She hasn't been getting any backing for them & clearly couldn't ask for help with the case given gets in trouble for it! No one told her to do this! She has just been doing it for herself while everyone tells her no!
She follows this up in the next scene by revealing to Riker that she suspects that there is a mole within their department of the FBI, it's later confirmed that she suspects him & told him as much, though also still keeps him close at hand, including when she goes otherwise alone to confront a member of Crime.Net.
THIS IS FOLLOWED BY REVEALING THAT RIKER'S HANDLER IS FUCKING VLAD "THIRD SHADIEST CONTACTOR & KATRU KING" KOZAK
So uh, yeah a lot happens at the end of an episode about the worst assassin Crime.Net ever hired aka Greta.
But wait! There's even fucking more! In episode 6 aka the finale of the web series most of the focus is on her & Vlad (well it's more about Vlad dealing with her) (& Gage but this ain't about him, I'll talk about him when I talk disability in Payday)
this wild episode starts off with Vlad getting called by Bain warning him that Jordan has taken an interest in him & has placed a tracker on his truck, this results in him blowing off Sofia (Aka the woman he has with him when visting the safe house) & as she insists on him staying with her that night (intercut as Vlad thinks with Jordan doing research about Vlad) he ends up pulling a gun on her asking if she isn't useful why does he keep her around. (This is interrupted before goes farther) (I'm noting that last bit for a reason.)
Next we see of Vlad he's getting driven to the spot that's been set up as a trap for Jordan as she follows, he is singing in a slavic language during this (also in previous scenes he has mostly talked in a slavic language besides from his threats to Sofia)
Then the big scene is next for the Jordan & Vlad storyline, Jordan arrives at the parking garage, this is when she confirms in banter with Riker that she is sure that he is the mole, she searches for a lil bit being very on gruad & then reaches the stairs.
This is when Vlad appears & holy hell this convo is interesting to me, especially looking back knowing a lot more about Vlad. So I am going to break this down a lot.
First Vlad says hello to Speical Agent Jordan Griffin, he very clearly already knows some of her quirks well. Meanwhile Jordan jumps right to questions, speaking in the same Slavic language Vlad has throughout the episode used when speaking with his men, she starts off asking how he knows her name which he answers a little birdie told him. Which does line up with what Bain did, including referencing her full status while warning Vlad.
Vlad follows up with
"I know many things, especially how in over head you [Jordan] are."
I'll come back to this later.
Vlad was interrupted by having to tell one of his men to stand down & that he has everything under control.
Vlad then tells Jordan that he doesn't have time to explain things but:
"-You must understand: You got too close to the truth and they will not let you live if you get any closer." -Vlad
Jordan then questions who "they" is, suspecting Crime.Net & Overkill (this was made back when the company included itself as refs & didn't decide yet the name belonged to a biker gang).
Vlad follows up by not answering but saying
"I like you special agent, we are like each other, more than you know."
He then shares that this all has been a "friendly" warning & warns that the next one won't be the same.
He then says that he hopes the pair will meet again under better circumstances, to which once again in a slavic language Jordan repiled with "Perhaps"
Vlad then leaves with his enforcer. Riker whom was waiting in the wings, gun ready arives as Jordan steps back to the floor they parked and when asked she says that she lost them.
Now lemme break down what I can
It is very interesting to me that throughout episode 6 using slavic language is almost showing your in with Vlad, when Vlad is pissed at Sofia he speaks in English, also speaking with Bain & Riker in English but with his enforcer in Slavic & then Jordan starts off speaking in his language and when he says he hopes they meet again under better circumstances it's also in slavic. This to me really shows there was at least some idea that Jordan would continue to be a force in Vlad related stories, perhaps working with him?
This is the first we see of Jordan actively lying & no less lying to cover her & Vlad's assess, til this point she is not shown actively lying
This is also we see of Jordan choosing to not chase a trail and call it quits before getting herself in shit, I do honestly believe in a convo with someone else Jordan would have not lied at the end saying they got away but instead tried to press forward.
Vlad in the very same episode made it clear that even minor things done by people he doesn't need may result in death, which to me brings up: what does Vlad want from Jordan? What does she have that neither Bain or another FBI agent could supply?
Thoughout the convo he treats her with more respect than really anyone else we see him in canon talk to, not once swearing or acting out but instead acting very calm & put together.
From some of the stuff he says it seems like he honestly wants to tell Jordan more but can't (he blames a time issue, but tbh I feel like it's more because the location was set up by Bain likely meaning he was watching.)
I also find the lines he says about her search for the truth really interesting as it really reminds me of what later happens to Bain, when he starts getting closer to the truth about the Katru he is nearly killed (in the bad ending is fr killed)
I also find the line that they are alike curious, at this time in the story Vlad wasn't too known for a inquisitive nature nor had he shown much interest in uncovering hidden truths. In the context knowing the story wasn't planned from the start I'm not sure what they were planning with this line BUT looking back with what lore we have for Vlad by the end of 2... I'll get to what I think in its own section.
Since this was the final episode this is the last we see of her in live action & even if she shows up again I think will be with a revast or non-live action as her actress is now a right-wing news caster in france 🙃
Appearances In Game
Jordan has two in game appearances!
First is on the second day of Hoxton breakout where she is one of the models spawned in FBI agents can have (model based off her episode 1 outfit).
She does not have any special A.I or anything else meaning any of the following can happen
Her model does not spawn, implying she was not at the office during the attack.
Her model does spawn but one way or another the gang does not interact with her, implying she hid during this.
Her model spawns & the gang zip ties her, leaving her somewhere she isn't killed, this is personally my hc for the canon of the game)
Her model spawns & she guns down a member of the gang, good for her! (This probably the least likely since she is not a special unit & would be in combat with the gang before any assault waves meaning fullish health)
Her model spawns & she is killed (Outside of not spawning this is one of the most likely for a player to do)
Her model spawns & the Joker skill is used on her, making her help the very gang she is trying to catch, possibly dying along the way.
At the end of the day this heist does very little to actually tell us anything about her or her fate as it is totally random what state she's in by the end, especially because as the tv tropes page for her points out most players don't even know who they'd be killing.
But... There is another heist she can spawn in, which neither the tv tropes page nor her wiki (which I need to update) mentions.
Her model can spawn in the Payday 2 version of Taxman, which if I'm not wrong is one of the few remasters that is a flashback/not happening a second time.
Which means that Jordan, likely unknown to Bain or the gang has been long on their trail, this also lines up with what her actual job in the fbi is (which in short is wire fuad, which is mentioned in a episode but I forget which one).
On the flipside if this isn't a flashback we can assume that Jordan is still alive post Hoxton breakout & that it sets a president that unless it's outright a part of the story of the heist named characters like Jordan don't die in heists where there's other options (Makes sense since Bobble Head Bob like Jordan can spawn in heists & die like she can)
I also suspect that Jordan can spawn whenever the game calls for a unarmored FBI agent to spawn but I am yet to test this. But if true basically means Jordan survives well into the endgame & only could for sure have died post Breakin' Feds.
Why I Wish She Was Used More/How I Would Fit Her Into The Plot
Why I Want More:
1. She is my blorbo & I love her 💖💖💖
2. The gang's enemies look like this rn (not counting post game dlc or 3):
A guy relying on the fbi to protect him who was merely a pawn of the fbi (Hector)
A bunch of mindless male police officers
A male police caption who only provides a physical threat
A male fbi head who is only a puppet to people
A male technical guy + military guy, provides a very real intelligental thread with implied help from a female hacker, later redeemed and helps the gang (Locke & Joy)
A mostly male (we never see a woman in Murkeater but I'm gonna assume there's at least one) paramilitary that doubles as a conspiracy group, provides both a physical & social threat
A male puppeteer master, is the only non-physical threat.
You might already see my point, thr gang lacks any non-male enemies which isn't great when combined with theor already low female cast. The developers have mentioned that they wanted to do better on that front & I think a female antagonistic force to the gang would have helped.
Also the gang is really lacking in intellectual threats, only briefly having Locke/Joy hack them which is resolved quick & they aren't a real threat after this & The Dentist whom pulls strings & is a threat to everyone's identities, their serach for The Secret & the world.
But really I think having another intellectual threat, especially one uninvolved with Murkwater would both help feel like the gang has a real risk of something like getting arrested or having their identities leak, I think it would also balance the cast a lot more.
Now while I wanna fix the above making Jordan a main angtag from the get go would change a lot & deserves its own post so here is some closer to canon ideas.
Here's a few ideas of how she could have been used, keep in mind these ideas are based off the limits that 1. The story wasn't planned from the start, 2. The story is mostly shown in heists & fbi files & 3. Jordan is not a main character & 4. My core Jordan thoery is not canon, otherwise this section would be more complicated & require inorging the lack of a plan plotwise.
Without the above limits I would just be giving a pitch for a fanfic I am planning.
Route 1: Mole For Vlad
This in my opinion is one of the more boring options but it is one of the more likely options they would have went with in canon.
For this Jordan would likely off screen started working for Vlad as a dirty fbi agent & in game either be mentioned as a informent or as someone setting things in the fbi hq for the gang in heists they go there.
This route would work well for fics or art that wants a easy route for Jordan to interact with the gang on friendly terms but I feel like outside of fanwork options this isn't the best route.
Ultimately it would make Jordan a bit of a non-character & betray the very justice focused Jordan we see in the web series plus it doesn't address the problems above.
But it is a option that other than what we did get is close to likely.
Route 2: FBI Pov
In this Jordan would remain looking into the Payday gnag though not being as forward, until the FBI files were added.
At that point I would have Jordan serve as the owner of the fbi computer that was hacked, perhaps having her leave notes on all the fbi files about her theories & what she's found.
Perhaps this results in a heist where the gang has to retrieve her evidence & kill her like the Hector heist.
It could also lead to her being the fbi member Kento contacts & sends codes to, perhaps desperate to catch the gang she helps him arrest The Elephant & possibly other contractors.
Or perhaps she remains uninvolved with the emails & instead serves as a pov for the fans not secret hunting by leaving confused files about the Katru related heists & files on clues she doesn't understand.
Route 3: Katru Investigator
Okay so this slimmer to the above, having her leave notes on fbi files & the hacked computer being hers but... The emails aren't, she hacked into the commissioners email & leaves notes on the emails, perhaps acting like a hint for them.
She would also take up what Spetkicguy did in the arg, hacking into things & finding more clues about Mrukywater.
This route likely ends with a callback to what Vlad said, Jordan would get too close to the truth of Murkwater and they would kill her.
My Core Thoery For Jordan Griffin/Route 4: King's Watcher
Okay before I start with this theory let me establish a few things that I will write metas about later:
Vlad is a Katru king, a member of a group of three humans that were selected by powerful beings to guard their secrets, this granted conditional immortality.
The other kings are The Elephant & The Dentist
Each king has a watcher, it is unknown how they are picked but I suspect it is decided by a higher power at their birth. They are meant to prevent the kings from abusing their power, they are also the condition for their King's immortality when they are alive their king cannot die & when they are dead their king can die. (after Dentist loses his he is able to be gunned down)
The known watchers were Bain & Kento, Bain leaves notes about this & Duke comments on & notes that Kento is a watcher as well which lines up with his role in Murkwater
Now that we have that established onto the thoery, which simply put is that Jordan is Vlad's watcher.
Let me first address the main counterpoints
Vlad's watcher is the Commissar!: that is a theory which well would make Dentist wanting the guy dead make sense. It would not make sense that Vlad never mentions him, we know Vlad loves revenge, he won't let his watcher being killed slide no matter how much he likes the gang
Vlad's Watcher Is His Brother In-Law!: Okay this is more likely than the last one & is one of the more likely canon options, so I won't aurge against this theory. Simply it isn't my taste, I find more interesting stories can be told with other options for watchers.
Vlad can die in dlc heists!: Yeah, that does point to his watcher being dead but there is nothing pointing to Jordan having to still be alive at this point. We also don't actually see his death, just that the timer says that but that could be either obsecing Vlad's involvement with the secret or simply not thinking out a different wording. So while him dying is what is said to happen I feel like for a thoery like this. Which is already... Shaky since it rests on a forgotten character I don't think it kills the thoery
Now onto my supporting evidence!
Vlad goes out of his way to make sure Jordan survives & was personally dealing with her. We see him both push aside others in his life like Sofia to focus on Jordan & go against the spirit of Bain's orders who said to deal with her by simply warning her.
The lines: "I know many things, especially how in over head you [Jordan] are." & "You got too close to the truth and they will not let you live if you get any closer." Which Vlad says to Jordan can both read as simply a detective being warned to avoid criminal conspiracy but... It's also close to some of the stuff Bain & the gang says as they investigate the Katru.
There is also that Vlad wanted to tell her more but couldn't, again he said it was a time issue but I really believe it was because he knew Bain was listening in.
Vlad drawing a comparison towards himself & her would make more sense if there was a literal bound between them, as the scribe/a king I'm sure Vlad has done a lot of the sort of stuff Jordan is doing & probably has had watchers like her before.
Thematically it'd line up for Jordan to be unknowingly in his inner circle given that language = Vlad's good graces thing I got talking about.
There are a lot of parallels between Jordan & Bain, especially if you put together some of the stories from clothes that imply Bain was a cop or in the fbi at some point. Both start off locking into things beyond them, both have blue as their main color (Jordan's outfits are mainly black & white say for her periwinkle shirt which her model wears), they both start getting so deep that people are sent after them & with outfit lore in mind it seems like Bain had a encounter with Elephant slimmer to the one Jordan had with Vlad.
Thematically wise it'd be nice if there was 1 criminal watcher, 1 corrupt lawful watcher & 1 justice minded watcher. Bain is morally grey, Kento's morals got fucked up & Jordan has pretty clean morals compared.
It'd also mean that Bain's mind games with Jordan later get reflected at him as Kento played mind games with him & unlike Bain dealt with the person getting close to the truth. In short watcher on watcher violence.
Also sanity is a theme with Vlad, he is the "mad king" the one that found things thay broke his mind & even in the modern day is considered insane. This is intrestingly mirrored by how Jordan is both dismissed based off mental state & likely has a mental illness she takes meds for.
I will probably think of more & make a post just about this thoery eventually but for now the last reason is that I simply think it makes for a interesting story, it means all the watchers are pitted against each other, it means Vlad has another thing to hide from the gang, it means Vlad's watcher is an established character whose a bit complex, it means at least a single woman is relevant to The Secret.
As for what this world look like in story? Well it depends on how you veiw the watchers but for my own hc's & theories I am planning a fic about this.
I will also note that if something makes it clear someone else is Vlad's watcher I will keep this as a au instead of theory/hc.
Ideas For Fan Content
So after reading everything here I hope you dear reader wanna give me a lil more challenge in calling myself her biggest fan by including her in your own content!
To help get this started I'm gonna list a few ideas of how to include & use her in fan content. Obviously I would also be trilled to see ideas not listed written about & if you do make something based off tbe list below or theories & ideas I talk about on this meta you don't have to credit me, I just want to show off a character I like!
Jordan easily can fill the role of a fbi agent that would otherwise go unamed or be a one-off oc, so say for a fic you want to add pressure by having a agent on one of the heisters trail, Jordan would make a good fit!
Jordan would also work well as a mentor or partner to a fbi oc, being able to quickly inform them of details about the payday gang & either aid them if they are a enemy of the Payday gang or provide tension if they are/start helping the gang.
Jordan would also work well for writing enemy to lovers fics since she is a enemy of the gang but it's based off impersonal things, so becoming close with specific members isn't out of the question & could lead to interesting drama for all parties.
Jordan also works well for if you need a pov outside the gang but is aware, let's say you're writing a mystery fic & you need someone to first find something or encounter the killer before it's revealed to the gang. Jordan would work! She would likely investigate that sort of thing but lacks ways of telling other members of the cast.
Jordan does at the end of her story show some more willingness to do shady things, so having a story explore her becoming more & more involved in crime would work really well, this would also be great to use for fics about Vlad's criminal stuff (Just please, I beg, do not have Jordan start working at his postuion house, that I am asking you to not do on this post. I can't stop you but I am gonna read or share stuff about that)
Jordan would also work in camo appearances, need something for Vlad or Bain to be doing before being interrupted? Perhaps they were keeping an eye on a special agent.
Jordan could also work as someone to info dump info about things that happened off screen in your fic, maybe you're writing a future fic & want to quickly establish what everyone is doing, having a scene or a few where Jordan is sharing her theories with someone would be a good way to do it in universe & add some unreliable narratorness to it if you want to hide info.
Also Jordan would work well as some canon fodder to be blunt, as much as I love her it doesn't seem like she's amazing at tech, so if you want establish a character killing enemies of the gang or some mass death event like a zombie au Jordan could work 😶‍🌫️
Lastly there isn't a lot about Jordan outside of what's here, we don't know her past, or much about her future past the web series & there are a lot of parts about her personality we won't have got to see so she's a character that could really be expanded on.
ETC
Agent Riker: Funniest Non-Clown
Yeah I couldn't fit this anywhere else but thoughout the series Riker is really funny due to how it seems like he is almost always moments from a mental breakdown. He will often swear to himself shouting loudly FUCK almost everytime Jordan is getting deeper in the mess.
It's also funny how degented he looks while his boss scolds him & Jordan, they both look like kids getting told off.
It is also extremely funny to me that Jordan straight up tells him to his putposly sweating face she knows he is the mole & then still takes him as backup to confront Vlad which like...
While Riker pulled out a gun & was waiting in the wings it also took him forever to call out for her & it was pretty unclear what his game plan was. He is like less than useless to both Jordan & Vlad.
He also has a family which he mentions when talking to Vlad also it was hard for me to make out his name due to my hearing sorta sucking so I had to find his name on the imb page for the series
Jordan's Job:
I wasn't sure where to mention this but in one of the episodes, I believe when being told off by her boss it is mentioned she works in wire fuad. I believe due to her having her own office space in the department that she is likely either very high ranking or it's local head.
How I Incountered Jordan:
So I was vaguely a Payday fan at the time, I knew things like Jacket x Sokol & things like the Halloween nightmares for the crew but I had yet to see the wider picture.
This is when I decided to read the tv tropes page for Payday 2, specifically the characters page & then I read the Minor Characters page & read Jordan's section.
Which made me interested enough to go & watch the web series & then I watched more & more videos until I ended up watching The Knowley's lore series & since then I have been searching for more lore & info.
And that won't have happened if some tv tropes writer I will never likely meet hadn't decided to put Jordan on the page & describe her well in tropes & in the little bio.
The Wiki:
So a funfact is that I am the one who made Jordan's wiki page & added her to the web series page. Admittedly the page needs some work to better explain things but I thought something was better than nothing & I will work on it more.
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coffeecakecafe · 2 years
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Can you tell more about about the Guardians of Atlas verse? Like how the Magic works and what kind of creatures the heroes have to face
Ok so I’m going to have to follow up with a Separate Creatures Post but I come bearing Magic Lore! Thank u for asking about it it’s been on the brain lately so I have,, a Lot.
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(first image ID in alt, if someone can image ID the second image pls send me your ko-fi info or something idk how to do a chart TvT)
Okay so I've been working on the magic system a lot - you may or may not have seen it under Riley's readmore with extra labels for the cool illegal magic he does because he don't need no rules, but society at large kind of follows this layout.
Healing magic is almost entirely relegated to alchemy - healing doctors work alongside more real-world equivalent modern medicine as well, since healing magic doesn't work on some select people. Alchemy is the magic of knowing what you're doing and what the components are, so it's the safest to perform on people. Other classes of magic depend more on the strength of the caster, or their current magic levels, or their ability to visualize an outcome, or or or - you can understand why most of that isn't allowable in a wider sense.
Necromancy and Spirit magics are highly illegal, with the exception of conjuration-spirit being where most exorcism type magics exist. Necromancy is frowned upon for respect of the dead and cultural taboo reasons, but also because it can be a massive drain on the user's life force and runs the risk of going rogue if the caster is taken out of commission. Spirit magics deal with ghosts - which are not quite the dead - and other magical monsters. Trying to cast on or with them means contending with another possibly-sentient and definitely powerful life form and it's considered too dangerous for people to attempt.
Divination magic can only occur in Mageborn - and only one or two people with that kind of magic are born every so many hundred years. At the beginning of the worlds, when everyone was new it was a helpful survival tool, but only New souls can see the future. As more and more souls were reincarnated and the Soul Sea filled up, it became less necessary for new souls to be created as often. (In a related vein, it's also really rare for souls to cease to exist - it's a slightly slower rate than the birth of new souls.)
Honestly I could kind of expand on most of this but those are the ones that strike me as most interesting/weird! If anyone wants to know more specifics you can always hmu I will talk lore forever and ever.
The worldbuilding for Guardians of Atlas also applies to my other story, Cross & Nightingale! C&N takes place a little under a decade before GoA, and some of this comes up more in one or the other.
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sharkian-fics · 6 months
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Heya, I'm Shark and I write nsfw scarian fics. As a result, this blog is 18+
My fics can be found here: https://archiveofourown.org/users/sharkian
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Some rules/info and stuff:
~I use he/they pronouns (in order of preference) and am in my early 20s
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~Everything on here is strictly the characters, no RPF
~Yeah idk what else to put we'll see I guess
If you wanna support me, I do have a ko-fi which can be found here! I don't have a job at the moment so any bit is greatly appreciated :D
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What neopets would various spiderman and venom characters be?
...so, uh, I actually started asking myself this question a few months ago. And. Well. I got a little carried away with my inspiration!
I'll link to each of their lookups just for fun, if any of my followers have an account, but most of them don't have anything on there yet.
This is extremely long so it's going under a break:
We start with Jubulile van Scotter.
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She gets to keep her name because it was untaken. (: I made her an Aisha, because Aishas are a favorite of mine and also most of the wig items look really good on them. I opted for a kind of sporty look for her - essentially sci-fi-ing her canon characterization as a sailor. In this world, her strongest connections are with Flash, Eddie, and Victoria Montesi.
Next, we have Eddie Brock.
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Eddie is so special he gets two looks - but primarily I have focused on his characterization in the most recent run of Venom, inspired by some of the ideas put forward in #18. I've named him Meridial in the sense that Meridius is the version of Eddie who lost all of who he was. What if Eddie managed to lose all semblance of who he was because he's so wrapped up in survival? Caught between life and death, in reality only a few years have passed for him, but to him it's been millenia. It would be tragic - just like him. (:
Then - Edgy Boy McEdgeson - I mean, Dylan Brock.
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I'll be honest, I don't have anything particularly special in mind for him. I just think it would be funny for Dylan to be a cute little dragon but he has EDGE or whatever. The big-ass sword is inspired by his Big Edgy Sword he has as Codex. And this version of Dylan is definitely based on Codex. His name over on Neo is Cytozyme, which after some looking up is actually the name of an enzyme that cuts proteins - it specifically is what converts prothrombin to thrombin during blood clotting. And also I just thought the name had good vibes.
Who's up? Victoria Montesi!
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While not strictly a Venom character, her surname was untaken so obviously I had to create her in Neopets. She's a Zafara simply because I like Zafaras. And yes, she is holding a lesbian pride flag as well as a huge fucking wraith staff. Idk, she's a magic user of some kind.
Next we have the Venom Symbiote!
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Tragedies was actually the result of a trade - I had the name Olympus sitting around so I traded for this custom. (: I love Mutant Acaras and had wanted one for many many years. In the Neopian universe, the Symbiote is more of an entity than anything else. A... space entity. It's a work in progress. But it's still definitely a symbiote, which brings us to...
Peter Parker.
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His name over at Neo is Tintilie, which is actually from the elvish language crafted by Tolkien. Now, while I am not personally a big Tolkien fan, I did look it up and the name means "sparkling" or "twinkling", which I think is a hysterical way to describe someone who is literally glowing because he's radioactive. Notice how he's an Acara? Just like someone else? Yeah. ;) And yes, he's also a teacher. and YES, he is also still a vigilante.
And who is Peter, without Mary Jane Watson?
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Like Eddie, she gets two looks. Her base color is Eventide, because I think it's pretty. However, the old-art style Faerie Lenny is wonderful to me, and I like that it's based on a male peacock. Also because she believes that gender is a game and she's in it to win it. Her name on Neo is "Klieglight", which is a type of lighting that used to be common on movie sets! She goes by "Kay Lynn" or "KL" over yonder. She's still a fabulous model and aspiring actress!
Who's up next? Our friend Harry Osborn! Or maybe Harry Lyman.
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He's a little rainbow Meerca because I think I'm funny. And yes. He still runs the Coffee Bean. And yes, his father was still rich as hell but is now gone (not dead, just serving time). But what about Harry's family, you ask? Well, have I got good news for you, because I've also crafted into this universe...
Liz Allan!
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Would you believe I found an Ixi in the pound named Liz? It's crazy. I painted her Valentine and gave her an expensive-looking custom. She's my darling. I honestly had so much fun with her. But she's also got a kid, who is...
Normie Osborn.
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Okay, so, he isn't actually painted Halloween - yet. But I'm working on it. Right now he's red, which kind of matches his mom? But anyways. Yes it is admittedly inspired by his Red Goblin look but like... what if he was just cursed but also was just chill about it. He's not actually evil or nothing he's just twelve. Also yes his background is a parody of the "this is fine" comic because that's his life. Falling apart around him and he's trying to pretend everything is fine. Theoretically he would have first been a Rainbow Ixi. The Osborn extended family is messy and big though, so we can't leave out...
Lily Hollister!
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She is still blonde but I gave her better hair. (: There's a little bit of a nod to her as Menace, as much as I hate to give Dan Slott any credit... but I love those horns. They look good on her. She's fabulous. And that's why her name is Diahmonds! And who's just as great, is her and Harry's son...
Stanley Osborn.
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Look how cute he is! Right now he's a Green Kougra wearing a UC Baby Kougra token, but I want to make him Rainbow to match his dad's coloring. For right now though? He is baby. And the creepy lab is inspired by the fact that right after he was born he had that touching moment being hand-fed by the Lizard. He's fine, I'm sure.
And last but absolutely not least is Flash!
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While he doesn't have any tokens, this fantastic Kyrii does get two customs - one with a wheelchair and one with a cane. Why? Because he's amazing that's why. I definitely leaned most into his Space Knight stuff because reasons. He still for sure has connections with everyone listed above though!
Hoo boy this got really long but as you can see I've regained some inspiration in Neopets. They also all have designs I've doodled but nobody gets to see those yet because I'm embarrassed fjkdasl;jfla.
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0veil-ablaze0 · 1 year
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ANOTHER TWST POST!!
This time is featuring a show called Ejen Ali
You don't really have to watch Ejen Ali to understand what I'm going to do bc I am explaining what I'm going to do anyways, but if you wanna, the first 2 seasons are available on yt, the movie is idk where, and chronologically after the movie, season 3 is on Disney+
Anyways,
Ejen Ali is a Malaysian cartoon featuring sci-fi and traumatized children around age 10-16 (the mc is like 12-13)
This series centers on a super secret agency named M.A.T.A. (not exactly super secret if your uniforms consist of the color of the Malaysian flag), which has four pillars, kinda like H*gwarts but I hate that fictional wizardry school.
The four pillars are Tekno, Kombat, Neuro, and Inviso. Judging by the names alone, it's kinda obvious what is what, but to sum up
Neuro: Leader, strategist, long range user
Kombat: Tank, fighter, y'know,,,jocks
Inviso: Stealthy bois, the ones when you think of secret agents
Tekno: Gadgets, support, makes stuff.
Yeah let's assign the twst boys to that
Heartslabyul:
Ace - Inviso, idk he's just cheeky
Deuce - Kombat
Trey - honestly? Idk
Cater - Inviso, bc there's a character who can conjure holographic clones of herself in the show, she's also like, 10, and also by logic, Cay-Cay 8s Inviso
Riddle - Neuro
Savanaclaw:
Jack - Kombat, nothing much to add really
Ruggie - Inviso, there's also another character that shares a similar thing with Ruggie's UM
Leona - Neuro, absolute Neuro
Octavinelle:
Floyd - I'd say Kombat or Inviso, but mostly Kombat
Jade - Tekno or Inviso, probably Neuro at that
Azul - he's Tekno bc he's crafty ig, maybe, maybe he's Inviso
Scarabia:
Kalim - honestly I don't really think that he would be in this hypothetical Twisted M.A.T.A. but if I were to choose, he's be Tekno but on the support side
Jamil - Inviso no doubts.
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blueopinions49 · 1 year
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[HP] Harry Potter ISFP 9w8 sp/sx
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Zodiac: Leo (July 31, 1980)
MBTI 
ISFP (Fi-Se-Ni-Te)
Dominant and Auxiliary Functions (Fi-Se) 
Fi (Introverted Feeling) 
Introverted feeling is a function heavily focused on its own subjective emotional state. This seems to accurately define Harry’s personality for the whole series. While he seems to analyze things through his own emotional state figuring out his emotions and values as the series goes on. There are moments in the series where his Fi can come off as self righteous and impulsive. Ive seen people type Harry as an ISTP however from what I remember from the books and movies he doesn't analyze every little piece of a structure to understand it logically. I believe this is to be due to the mischaracterization of Fi in the community. There is this brief excerpt of Carl Jung definition of Fi that I believe brings clarity to this “They are mostly silent, inaccessible, hard to understand; often they hide behind a childish or banal mask, and their temperament is inclined to melancholy. They neither shine nor reveal themselves. As they are mainly guided by their subjective feelings, their true motives generally remain hidden. Their outward demeanour is harmonious, inconspicuous, giving an impression of pleasing repose, or of sympathetic response, with no desire to affect others, to impress, influence, or change them in any way. If this outward aspect is more pronounced, it arouses a suspicion of indifference and coldness, which may actually turn into a disregard for the comfort and well-being of others.” Yes XFXPs can be very emotional however due to Fi however to assume  that Fi=Hyper emotionality is incorrect. Example of high Fi users that seem very out of touch with their emotions:Camille Preaker from Sharp Objects (IXFP 9w8 or 4w5), Shinji Ikari (INFP 9w8) and Sasuke Uchiha (ISFP 3w4,8w9 or 4w3 idk about his Enneatype just yet; im all ears for arguments tho)
Se (Extroverted Sensing) 
Harry seems to learn through the moment. he doesn't seem interested in anticipating things and wondering in alternative realities and possibilities like an Ne user but rather in the moment learning. Harry is incredibly adaptable and seems to be able to find understanding in the sensory world in much faster ways than others. In both book and movie we see how broom riding and quidditch come to him more naturally in comparison to others. Even when it comes to his spell casting we can see how he mixes the environment around him to get a greater advantage to him. 
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Tertiary and Inferior Functions (Ni-Te)
Ni (Introverted Intuition) 
When it comes to Harrys Ni we see a bit of it grow as the series goes on Ni is a function based on the big picture and its often describe as having hunches.  However I would surmise that Ni as a function that tries resume things to its essence rather than a methodical one like Si. And we can see how Harry ends up surmising and creating this intense concepts of others based on little than interaction with others. In the Sorcers Stone we can see how he makes the assumption that Snape must be the one behind the plot of getting the Sorcers Stone based on simple observations and a bit of his personal dislike for Snape. However while the example gave earlier was a case of Harry being wrong in The Half Blood Prince we see how Harry was right about his assumptions on Draco Malfoy being a Death Eater. 
Te (Extroverted Intuition) 
Harry tends to have a bit of difficulty went it comes to using his Te throughout the saga. Most of then not Hermione is the one that helps Harry sharpen his Te. Making him think things through and be more “objective” to things. He tends to use his Fi-Se constantly and Never stop to think things through a bit more when things get difficult. 
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Enneagram: 9w8 sp/sx
I don't think there is any doubt that Harry is a Sp type 9 Harry’s only want since he got to Hogwarts was to find community and comfort. He distracts himself by being in the physical world constantly as a way to forget his “pain” and finds comfort in his day to day at Hogwarts. One of the many things that sp 9 are known for is the lack of interest in metaphysics and being in ones head too much (this highly applies to Harry). As for his second instinct Im very torn between sx and soc since he seems to lack allot of interest in both. I lean more towards sx due to Harry being uninterested in causes and social goings like soc 9 would (Example Padme Amidala ENFJ 9w1 from Star Wars and Claire Redfield ESFP 9w1 from Resident evil )
Next is Ron Weasley
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wyllsravengard · 2 months
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im going to be cringe and predict all of the rdr2 characters mbti before i get further in the game
arthur morgan - im almost completely positive that the internet is going to type him as an istp but absolutely Not. i actually dont care if it does say that's what he is either, he's very obviously an Fi user. isfp maybe but im leaning towards istj given his whole debacle about the change of the world. im sure a lot of people would make arguement about his helpfulness being Fe but arthurs internal monologue just does not fit that at all.
john marston - this one is weird. gut reaction is istp but a lot of infjs with a hardened personality get typed this way. on the other other hand - he fits a toxic Fi loop given his breaking off from the gang. im going to stick w istp for now though. it just feels right to me.
dutch - enfj lmaoo. his narcissism and general desire for aesthetics + being charismatic while being a total piece of shit. plus his general demeanor. you could tell me he's something else and i would not believe you. easiest enfj type ive ever seen. im sure people are going to label him as an entj based on the leadership role but hard disagree. and if he were an infj his personality would be a lot more annoying and a lot less charismatic.
charles smith - i actually have no idea on this one. i feel like im typing so many of these men with Fi but when you talk to them and their moral reasonings - they just read that way. charles feels very moralistic and he has a soft tendency. im going to w isfp because he's pretty physical adapted.
lenny summers - infp or enfp. he certainly doesn't seem extroverted but younger enfps can lean pretty shy. but his bookishness makes me think infp so that will be my verdict
javier - i know pepople are going to type him with Fi. but that level of aesthetics and the way he flirts... isfj. i also think his conflict towards dutch leans less on loyalty like an Fi user would have. he's also charismatic in a very Fe way. so im going to label him an isfj and go with that. i an see isfp but idk... isfj fits better
ill get the girls later but im going to say now abigail is an isfj and sadie is an estp (so is karen) and im very confident on those.
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rustedskyprisms · 9 months
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God I still regularly think about this super weird guy on Twitter I used to be mutuals with, one of those annoying people who made psychedelics and tripping their whole identity, but he wasn’t like the Joe Rogan type of psych user guy at all. He was like really into spacemen 3 and the brian jonestown massacre and all that but he was so…..like idk how to even describe him other than an annoying “reply guy” lmao. He was like an older millennial, like a little over 20 years older than me. Idk I hated him but yeah I think about him a lot honestly and I also hate acknowledging the fact that had he been younger I would’ve been into him LMAO.
Like those men annoy the shit out of me usually but I’m also so attracted to them…it’s a really specific type of guy-I don’t know how to explain it, like they’re all into shoegaze/90s space rock/sci-fi stuff/etc and drugs are a huge huge part of their identity. It’s like….that’s seriously one of the reasons I do not think I could have a long term relationship with a man, I know I’d get so irritated, because that’s literally like the only type of man I feel attracted to.
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kingsofhellfire · 1 year
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Star Wars au
Kingdom Kai — 12/11/2022 6:57 PM
Yall
Where are the star wars aus
I have seen none and that is a travetsy
wynnyfryd || moo moo! — 12/11/2022 6:58 PM
oooooh, that would be dope. palmviolet started a space-y sci-fi thing but it’s on hold right now i think
Kingdom Kai — 12/11/2022 7:02 PM
Please picture
Son of a high ranked empire/first order/whatever Steve and rebel spy/pilot/mechanic Eddie who is the one that finds Steve trying to get as far from his family's evil ideas as he can
kesbird — 12/11/2022 7:07 PM
Steve had been brain washed into it for such a long time until a meeting where only he was going not his parents happened and the rebels broke in and tried to steal Steve, Steve somehow gets stolen back by his parents with his whole world rocked and queue smuggler Eddie being asked to steal a whole ass first order royalty from under his parents nose by the band of rebels that basically adopted him to the good side
Kingdom Kai — 12/11/2022 7:18 PM
Cue obligatory rebel Dustin being one of the ones to initially steal Steve and Steve being like 'wtf you're 12'
Also maybe the rebels knowing Steve has become sympathetic to their cause becuase the first order has been pushing for a political marriage between Steve and princess nancy
kesbird — 12/11/2022 7:51 PM
OOOH yesssss
And Eddie thinks he’s gonna get some stuck up brain washed rich asshole and he instead gets a feral little protective baddie who is also an asshole but in a cute way
Kingdom Kai — 12/11/2022 7:56 PM
Eddie picks up Steve and his two bags and internally Eddie is like wtf rich boy how much shit do you need to defect
But then Steve opens the bags and reveals a bunch of shit that can be pawned for money/new tools/weapons that he let's Eddie take becuase no duh this rebel guy doesn't trust him yet
kesbird — 12/11/2022 8:11 PM
I’m trying to figure out how Robin would fit into this
Obviously El would be a Jedi type
And I’m leaning toward will being one too?
I feel like Nancy would be basically leia
And then the rest of the kids are rebel mechanics and scientists and nerd shit with Lucas trying to break into the xwing pilot program
Jocelyn and hopper are like heads of the rebels basically
Kingdom Kai — 12/11/2022 8:46 PM
Okay so if the first order has been pushing for a political marriage between Nancy and Steve I assume maybe Steve goes to Nancy's planet regularly
And oops Robin is Nancy's actual betrothed and the order won't acknowledge it becuase they're both ladies
But oops Steve and Robin hit it off and that's what starts him thinking about the brainwashing
Kingdom Kai — 12/11/2022 10:01 PM
Okay but
BUT
Former storm trooper Eddie who was stolen by Wayne who couldn't watch children be turned into soldiers any longer
kesbird — 12/11/2022 10:14 PM
YOOOOOOOO
kesbird — 12/11/2022 10:14 PM
I LOVE THIS
that is totally his backstory like he was stolen by Wayne as a kid and then worded with Wayne and has a DEEP set hatred for the order
Kingdom Kai — 12/11/2022 10:22 PM
Wayne was some low level peon tasked with child care and he kept getting attached to the kids and then idk maybe lil kid Eddie reminds him of his own brother or whatever
So he takes little Eddie and runs and ends up going to Joyce and Hopper
Eddie's storm trooper designation was like ED (some numbers idk)
So Wayne called him Ed
And then eddie
kesbird — 12/11/2022 10:36 PM
AHHHHH
Yesssss
Wayne’s the one that when he hears they’re looking for a smuggler is like “…. I might know a kid”
Henry creel as the dark side force user
Kingdom Kai — 12/11/2022 10:43 PM
Yesssss
And Wayne actively encourages Eddie's smuggling, mainly becuase as a former trooper he essentially has no documents (birth certificate, space social security number, etc) so Eddie doesn't have a ton of options anyway
And then he fucking hates the order
Also
Corroded coffin as other defected troopers eho remember Wayne being kind to them so they go to him when they run
(Eddie's guitar in this scenario is a Droid with a wicked awesome paint job. He calls her Sweetheart)
kesbird — 12/11/2022 10:53 PM
Dude Eddie being a across the stars rockstar years later with ex stormtroppers is the most METAL thing I’ve ever heard oh my god
But just having sweetheart his droid is also VERY good
Wayne just becomes a collector of ex stormtroopers and honestly loves it lmao
Kingdom Kai — 12/11/2022 10:56 PM
Work gave me so much time to think about all this
kesbird — 12/11/2022 10:56 PM
Eddie will come back from some space bullshit and be like alright who do we have now
kesbird — 12/11/2022 10:57 PM
👀👀👀 do you have more thoughts Kai because I need them
Kingdom Kai — 12/11/2022 10:58 PM
Gimme a sec to get home and I will thoughts at you
kesbird — 12/11/2022 11:00 PM
Ooh something happening with the republic and Eddie somehow gets put on their list of suspected murderers too and Jason carver is the enforcer maybe to try and track him down which is the reason he’s pretty ok with taking this job. Like he’s had to lay low for AWHILE and really is starting to run out of money even though this plan sounds ridiculous also it would add a fun layer later when Steve is like on his ship
Kingdom Kai — 12/11/2022 11:01 PM
Oh yes good love it perfect
Also
When they start trusting each other Eddie protects Steve from a blaster but the bolt catches his clothes on fire so he throws off his jacket as they run and when everything's calmed down
Dundundun
Steve sees Eddie's stormtrooper deisgnation
(Also Also I want the other threed corroded boys to be from the same batch of troopers so all three of them have designations starting with cc)
kesbird — 12/11/2022 11:24 PM
AHHH THAT WOULD BE SO GOOD
Steve is like suddenly not quite sure if this is a trick or not because you know stormtrooper numbers like his brain immediately goes to either he’s being strung along for some elaborate plot or this stormtrooper is waiting to kill him in a more obvious place or something bad idk because that old brain programming is telling him that stormtroopers never defect that the programming they go through is too powerful and that it never happens
Also I can’t stop thinking about Eddie’s droid sweetheart, like I want her to be like an R2 food or something or just the equivalent of r2’s total fucking readiness for murder and shenanigans
Kingdom Kai — 12/11/2022 11:33 PM
Yeeeees I love it yesyesyes
Maybe to try to ground him Eddie would point out that you know, he's not super fit like a trooper, his hair is too long for a trooper, etc
Becuase even being a direct med supplier to the resistance and having a big old patch on his kacket for it sometimes rebels who find out he's a former trooper get weird about it like Steve is now
Kingdom Kai — 12/11/2022 11:44 PM
Okay so Sweetheart is an old astromech like r2, very vintage very classy
Someone offers her, not in working condition, as a trade for something vital like bacta or food
So Eddie takes her and spends a ridiculous amount of his free time giving her a custom paint job, cleaning her, replacing parts, and he finally feels like he has everything fixed and powers her on
And she beeps and looks around
And Eddie grins and says "Hi, sweetheart."
kesbird — 12/12/2022 12:09 AM
YESSSSS
YESSSSSSSSSSS
sweetheart is the reason for many of Eddie’s gray hairs but if anyone even looked at her funny Eddie would go to war lol (that is assuming sweetheart doesn’t beat him to it)
Kingdom Kai — 12/12/2022 12:12 AM
Eddie learns Droid for her becuase she's so talkative
It is mostly her shit talking people in Eddie's honor
kesbird — 12/12/2022 12:14 AM
SO TRUE
Kingdom Kai — 12/12/2022 12:15 AM
Eddie doesn't take Sweetheart with him to get Steve- he doesn't want to risk her if he gets caught. He leaves her with Wayne and she is FURIOUS about this
But then while Eddie is off falling in love with a spoiled rich order boy the CC boys show up and Sweetheart decides that she is in charge of them until Eddie gets back
So there's just three nervous former troopers being chased around by a Droid with a badass paint job
When Eddie gets back with Steve she refuses to talk to him at first
The whole rebel base is finding excuses to detour to the bunks so they can see cool smuggler Eddie begging a Droid to let him in he's sorry he only left her to protect her
lettersinthesand — 12/12/2022 6:24 AM
HELLO YES HOW DARE YOU TALK ABOUT A STAR WARS AU WITHOUT ME
I love all of this so much
Jason is 100% a total little douchey order guy
Like Hux but more stuck-up
@medlilove she/her 🤘🏻 — 12/12/2022 6:25 AM
Yes
He'd be perfect at it
lettersinthesand — 12/12/2022 6:26 AM
Absolutely
And Henry as a dark side force user :loveteeth: PERFECTION
Ok ok but. El backstory time
@medlilove she/her 🤘🏻 — 12/12/2022 6:27 AM
Henry is the dark side user who gets TOO into the fucked up torture stuff
lettersinthesand — 12/12/2022 6:27 AM
YUP
Holy shit him having a scene with Steve or Eddie like Kylo Ren had with Rey
Yknow, the whole mind torture thing
@medlilove she/her 🤘🏻 — 12/12/2022 6:28 AM
I could see Steve not being a force user but amazingly useful and talented despite it like Hans solo (or sokka from atlab)
lettersinthesand — 12/12/2022 6:28 AM
Oh Steve is a Han Solo type guy for SURE
@medlilove she/her 🤘🏻 — 12/12/2022 6:28 AM
Ed?
Some kinda smuggler?
lettersinthesand — 12/12/2022 6:29 AM
100% done with everything and everyone all of the time and ridiculously sexy
lettersinthesand — 12/12/2022 6:29 AM
Ooohh yes!
That really suits him tbh i vibe with that
Flying a piece of garbage ship similar to the van lol
@medlilove she/her 🤘🏻 — 12/12/2022 6:29 AM
Hahaha yea
Bitter rivals
lettersinthesand — 12/12/2022 6:31 AM
Yup
Ok but El. She's from a humble background but was picked up by the order at a really young age when they realized she was able to use the force, they took her to wherever to do experiments/train her to do their bidding/whatever. Brenner is the imperial guy in charge, Henry is another one of their trainees who ended up in some sort of position of power
But then she escapes somehow
@medlilove she/her 🤘🏻 — 12/12/2022 6:32 AM
Escapes like Finn? (My beloved)
Just out of sheer luck and panic, but with her powers
lettersinthesand — 12/12/2022 6:36 AM
Omg YESSSS
Maybe she somehow manages to escape with a rebel infiltrator
OMG HOPPER
It's by sheer coincidence but she just latches onto him and he's like "oh shit ok let's go"
Vega — 12/12/2022 7:50 AM
Yoooooooo
I love star wars :yellsteve: :yellsteve: :yellsteve:
Thank you for bringing this au into life, i can't believe none of us have thought of it earlier?!! Well, better late than never :loveteeth:
Mizaku Ito — 12/12/2022 8:57 AM
who is chewbacca?
kesbird — 12/12/2022 8:59 AM
Oh my god ok so maybe the rebels want Steve not only because he’s like been adopted but also because Steve straight up stole the plans for the Death Star and that’s why there’s such a mad scramble to get him back. Queue Eddie having to stash Steve somewhere for a bit because the first order is closing in and he’s got a contact that can get him a new ride for a bit. And like he gets Steve on but Eddie pulls off as a decoy so he gets plucked up by Henry and they do that whole Poe Dameron thing and Eddie’s straight up getting tortured and Steve gets to the base and Eddie’s not there so him and sweetheart are off to go get their idiot mans
lettersinthesand — 12/12/2022 9:07 AM
YESSSS THIS
Oh my god oh my god Steve just straight up taking all the documents he can before he runs
lettersinthesand — 12/12/2022 9:07 AM
Alexei
Mizaku Ito — 12/12/2022 9:08 AM
accepted
Kingdom Kai — 12/12/2022 12:13 PM
Yes exactly that was my thoughts you guys get it!!
I really need a hig dramatic convo where Eddie is like 'why can't you just trust me? The order has fucked me over as much as you!'
kesbird — 12/12/2022 12:17 PM
Yesss and Steve realizes what a hypocrite he’s being
lettersinthesand — 12/12/2022 5:25 PM
Cannot stop thinking about star wars au. I just. Billy being in the order and Max struggling with smth similar to canon like, being torn between guilt and relief
kesbird — 12/12/2022 5:30 PM
Her family was in the order for sure her mom married in and she HATES it
Max and Steve talking about their lives as families of the first order and all that entails
kesbird — 12/12/2022 5:31 PM
I am so weak for this au
really and truly
Vega — 12/12/2022 5:36 PM
We really do need more of star wars au!
lettersinthesand — 12/12/2022 8:49 PM
SAME
lettersinthesand — 12/12/2022 8:51 PM
Yeah 😭 maybe Max and her mom got out together at some point but it got them on the hitlist
kesbird — 12/12/2022 8:58 PM
FOR SURE
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gently reminiscing on my star wars AU I had for my nonentity OCs prior to nonentity existing in 2017. no I wasn't a particularly big star wars fan. but if you ever want to know my strange familiarity with star wars eu trivia or weaponry this is where it comes from. anyways going to show my old 2017 fullbody designs under the cut, if you're familiar with my nonentity ocs they should actually be pretty recognizable
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I think R and Siarra were the first, Siarra conceptualized first (never finished the drawing's face maybe?) but R actually drawn first. R kept the concept of being a thief/smuggler, I think I ended up turning the horses that elementary-school-me gave her into ship AIs? because high school me (and current me) knows that horses are not the way. anyways still has her robot arm and you can actually see all the discreet explosives I think I took exactly from wookiepedia. think she also had a vibroknife and a dark green lightsaber that she stole despite not being a force user (adjacent to this, her husband Matthew was a force user who largely concealed his ability but could use force lightning). oh shit actually I just found weapon notes from back then okay we're posting those now instead of my clumsy recollection
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Siarra was uhhhhh. okay Siarra's backstory had changed a lot since her original one because her original one was um. yikes bc I came up with it as a child. so basically the AU continued the premise that she was a sole survivor of an attack against her people which in this AU was her alien species. she was a badass unaligned warrior criminal with a white lightsaber and flamethrowers who used the dark side of the force without being a sith. this was pre-mandalorian so despite the mandalorian armor that doesn't really come with any lore baggage. real drake stans (ie: largely my irl friends) will know original Siarra had a skinned wolf hat which got turned into a cape here
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now Cathryn and Faye! where it gets a little fuzzy bc there's a lot of stuff that logically makes sense to me as a story translation but I can't actually attest to whether I intended it back when I made the AU. so like Cathryn's dad was a force ghost bc it's just. a staple of her character that her dad is a ghost. but like I don't know the order of events there (with it typically being he's a ghost like. years and years before she's born). this was the time of morally gray and conflicted cathryn so she was a smuggler and she WAS a force user but I can't recall light or dark (even with dark she'd have acted with good intentions). current Cathryn only has chains for weapons but original Cathryn had a huge crescent moon-shaped blade at the end of her chain (curved outwards like a C, affixed to chain in middle), which in the AU was translated as the following
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Faye. ok idk if I've shown nonentity Faye but she looks pretty much the same so it's okay. very much an eccentric (crypto/xeno)bio/zoologist in all incarnations who's scarily competent and unafraid of all the weird stuff that comes her way while being all smiley and in awe of it. so not much different in the AU but you can actually see some erased notes about her gear which I explained here
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those are the only ones I have notes on but there's some other art I made too. not a lot. I think I drew more weaponry at one point too
anyways! that's my reminiscing for now. this is why so many sci fi weapons and tropes live in my head. also it's funny how long I was so bad at drawing legs. progress still questionable at times
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I posted 4,084 times in 2022
That's 1,802 more posts than 2021!
22 posts created (1%)
4,062 posts reblogged (99%)
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I tagged 854 of my posts in 2022
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#nonbinary artist - 95 posts
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#art - 81 posts
#nonbinary - 79 posts
#oc artist - 60 posts
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#5
I swear to god if Twitter users come to me and yell at me for stupid shit
I will virtually pepper spray you
That’s right
I’ll block you!
With no warning!
Back off, twitter users!
14 notes - Posted October 27, 2022
#4
Welcome to my blog!
My name is Max, I’m an oc artist who occasionally dabbles in fanart, oc x canon, and self ship shenanigans. If you don’t like that, that’s fine, just follow someone else instead.
Some general rules, bigotry of any kind will get you banned. Be kind and respectful. If I ever say something offensive please correct me, I’m doing my best but everyone makes mistakes, and I’d like to learn and grow from them. Just please be polite, thank you.
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Blog Links
My main blog, you’re here!
My art blog, here
My mature art blog, No Minors, here
And my sims blog, here.
And the official blog for a story im working on called Tails of the Wicked.
Socials
My commissions are here!
Here’s my TikTok.
My YouTube channel.
My DeviantArt.
My Ko-Fi, if you’re able to donate or want a commission, let me know!
Some blog rules/things to keep in mind.
Harassment of any kind is not okay. If I do something wrong, correct me kindly, because I’m an idiot and probably don’t know what I did.
Bigotry of any kind is NOT allowed. I will block you. Any racism, lgbtphobia, all of it is not allowed. YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE.
I do not give a fuck about pro shipping/anti pro shipping nonsense. Like I don’t care, as long as it’s properly tagged, and no real people are harmed, leave me alone. Don’t send me asks about it, I don’t care.
I am a strong believer that as long as something is properly tagged and out of reach of children, they’re free to do whatever they want with fiction. As long as no real people are harmed, that is. That includes writing fan fiction about real people, it’s gross, don’t do that.
But like, zadr? Don’t care, like. Fuck off. Are people shipping the undertale bros again? I don’t like it but also I can just, ignore it, and mind my own business. Dead dove don’t eat.
Like
Idk I just feel like, tumblr gives us a good system to block tags, use it.
But yeah no DNI list because I just like, don’t care. If you bug me or upset me I’ll block but like
Anyone can come enjoy my shit, I need all the likes and reblogs I can get anyways lmaoo.
15 notes - Posted January 22, 2022
#3
So, this is something I meant to share my opinion on for awhile, but I was nervous to bring negative attention to myself.
This is in regards to the Your Boyfriend fandom, more specifically, the official game and creator.
Tw now for brief mentions of sexual assault and abuse.
Now, I’m not gonna sit here and complain about how the game ruined the personality I came to Peter for or anything, because frankly, I like yanderes, I don’t really care. Am I kinda bummed he’s not as unique and interesting as before, yeah, but I don’t care about that.
What I do care about, is that Fuboo, the creator of Your Boyfriend, marketed Your Boyfriend Peter as a character that is friendly to survivors of sa and abuse, and to aromantic and asexual people through the blog (which is going to be deleted soon from what I heard). She got everyone attached to his interesting take on yanderes, only to turn around and pull day three on us.
For those unaware, day three of the game involves Peter admitting to sexually assaulting you in your sleep, and then using pointless violence on you in every route.
That on its own is fine, classic yandere stuff. The problem is, that again, Peter was marketed as survivor and Aro and Ace friendly. Specifically exposing survivors of abuse and sa to something that could trigger their trauma.
Yes there’s warnings in the game that it’s not for certain audiences, that warns of certain content, however, there is no warning on the site about sexual assault. None.
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Technically sa and abuse survivors fall under the triggered category, however, I believe it’s irresponsible to not advertise that there’s mentions of sa in the game.
I understand that this is just the warnings for day 1, however, you should have the warning before any of these survivors get this game, in my opinion.
That and, well, it’s entirely unfriendly to aro and ace people now. I doubt any ace or aro people wanna see this freak go against their lack of love or sexual arousal like this. The blog specifically stated that he would just want to be your closest and only friend if you were aro or ace, so to see this is upsetting. I’m not aro or ace, but I did feel it was important to mention.
All of this is just to say, I am no longer supporting any of the canon or official YB content. I will stick by certain fan creators, but not Fuboo.
I will still probably make fan content myself in regards of loving my OC Mc too much to give them up but, that being said I’m probably gonna redesign my version of Peter to make him stand out from the original game version more.
If you’ve read this far, thank you, please try to keep things civil in the notes. I’m not looking to argue, or persuade others, just stating my opinion and stance on canon.
I have nothing against those who continue to support canon, I just cannot do it myself.
Thank you, I hope you all have a nice day.
25 notes - Posted April 4, 2022
#2
Shout out to all the demiromantic people out there who never crushed on a celebrity but felt left out so they faked a crush to fit in.
Or to the demiros who always felt weirded out by the thirst of fans for celebrities.
To the demiros who think all these real people x fans fanfics are weird or uncomfy
The demiros who may have not experienced love
To the demiros who experienced love once years ago
The demiros who just experienced love for the first time
To the demiros in love with a best friend
The demiros in queer platonic relationships
To the demiros who only experience attraction to fictional characters
The demiros who don’t know what labels they are yet.
To all the Demiromantic people I have yet to mention
I rarely see anyone talk about being demiromantic
So to those who feel left out, here’s a post for you
I see you, I feel your experiences
You’re valid, you’re welcome in this community
You’re experiences are real, your label is real
You may not experience love the same way, but that’s okay
You’re okay.
Don’t let people tell you you’re too picky, or weird, or anything else people like to say.
In a world filled with an emphasis on romance, know you’re okay with, or without it.
Sometimes the best love, is self love, or platonic love.
Sincerely,
A fellow Demiromantic
46 notes - Posted May 16, 2022
My #1 post of 2022
LMAO LOOK WHAT ME AND MY BRO GOT IN OUR DHMIS HUNGER GAMES
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puppibl00d · 2 years
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Fuck unhealthy fi users me and my homies hate unhealthy fi users
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my favourite writers reqs are opened again, i missed youuu!~ <3
this one might be a lil hard to write and you totally don't have to do this ofc. but i was interested in maybe seeing a camgirl/watcher type read. with childe being the one and only money man he is, he uses cam sites to get off once in a while and particularly finds the reader interesting. end up spending a lotta money on them for either a priv session or just to make reader do what he askes. obvi in the end they both get off so itd just be like a mutal masterbation type thing. anywAys, sorry for the weird req. ily ❤️
-yours truely, the local childe simp™
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Mister Mora ✾
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cw — nsfw, smut, childe x afab reader, camgirl/watcher (chats included for fun), dirty talk, cussing, slight degradation, minors dni
note — childe can take me home honestly i dont even need the mora ; guys fuck codename childe and tartaglia, it's mister mora now
note — idk much about camgirl/watcher things so sorry if there's going to be mistakes, peace
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"Hey, I reserved dinner reservations tomorrow, want to go?" Childe asked someone on the phone, smiling "Alright, see you tomorrow" he turned the phone off and opened his laptop.
He looked at the time. He went to the site, his favorite one, actually the only one nowadays. He used to splurge money on different women but once he saw you, your site, your face, your body. He was surprised, shaken to the core, he just couldn't get his eyes off of you. Since then, it became his hobby, to watch and pay you do stuff for him.
You waved hi to all your viewers. You've been continuously growing. Earning left and right, especially this mister mora guy, he gives so much money for such small things that it feels like your scamming him but hey, it's his choice.
Not a moment later, the show began, you started teasing "What do you want guys?" you talked in a low raspy sexy voice, your finger pointing at your red lips "Oh? Does definitely not kaeya want something?"
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The chat started to get flooded by users, asking you to do stuff, paying you. Of course, mistermora did. You slowly stripped, took your shorts off, your shirt, if they'd all have microphones, you could hear them cheering and grunting already.
They were all your regular viewers. Among all of them, mistermora was the one who kept giving and giving even if you aren't doing anything that great.
You giggle and pull the strap of your bra, hitting your shoulders to tease them. You whole body can be seen on the screen so you slowly rub the top of your cleavage. Slowly saying "Do you guys want this?"
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You caress your own breasts, letting them jiggle and bounce "Oh as you wish" slowly you start removing your bra. Very very slowly and softly, your nipples start to show.
You just know that the chat is going crazy by now, as they always do. You start rubbing your areolas, showing them in front of the camera. Pinching and fondling your own breasts while reading the chat has made you damp.
You moan and groan, just like what the people want, some are saying to moan their name so you do. Then they started paying, saying to take your underwear off. You turned around, showing them your ass first then slowly pulled your panties off. Just like that the chat went crazy again.
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You feel satisfied with what you are doing, making them go nuts. You slap your own ass then turned to the camera. This time, your pussy is facing it.
After that session, mistermora messaged you. Out of all your regular viewers, he's the only one you reply to. You have no idea why but there's just something about him.
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You start preparing. You have never really seen his face, only his awesome body and cock, you don't complain, you get off on it anyway, it feels like he's so hot so you wonder if he has a handsome face. You've never even heard his real voice.
You were excited, getting paid to masturbate with a hot guy? Score! Mister Mora has never done anything to make you feel uncomfy, but you feel comfortable with almost anything so it's just fair.
It was time to get to it so you got ready, wore Mister Mora's favorite lingerie tonight to make him go feral.
"Heey, Mister Mora" You smiled at the camera, once again your whole body was seen "You know I was looking forward for this the whole session earlier? I was waiting for our daily session"
Then he said "I was too" using the fake voice again "I appreciate you wearing my favorite lingerie"
"Of course, I remember you telling me" You try to be as seductive as possible, rubbing your waist. You were laying down on your side.
He moved closer to the camera, even more impossible to see his face now, or even a glimpse of his hair "You see this?" he asked, he pulled his erect cock out of his underwear and started stroking it "It's been like this since earlier but I couldn't do it without you seeing me, my precious little whore"
"Aw mister mora, the others are nothing, you're my favorite" you giggled, putting your hand inside your bra, fondling it "I want to hear your real voice" you moaned a little
His strokes become faster "M-Maybe, if you earn it" he grunted "Come closer to the camera" he ordered and you did. Your breasts were right in front of the camera.
"What now?" You were still fondling your own breasts, letting it jiggle and bounce a little "You want this?" you start teasing him, trying to remove your bra but midway you would stop.
"Shit" he grunted, he likes it when you tease him "Show me" he said "Take it all off. If I was there, I'd fucking strip you myself and eat you like dinner, pound your brains out, you whore"
You moaned while removing the lingerie "Oh mister mora, how I wish" you bit your lower lip "When will that happen already?"
Childe was doing everything he can to edge himself, even going slower just so he can enjoy the show. You start touching yourself, rubbing your own clit, legs spread so he can see it all. You rub your own nipples and moan like crazy.
"You're so sexy" he was breathing hard already, like he saw a prey, he wanted to ravish it "ghn, my fucking slut"
You keep moaning, feeling the pleasure "Mister m—mora, fuck me already" you felt so hot, staring at his massive erect cock on the screen "Eat my pussy p-please" you were a moaning mess, just for him
"Fuck" he muttered, "Finger yourself" he said "And go fast, I'm about to cum" pre cum was coming out of his dick already, he was feeling it, he was feeling his high.
You inserted two fingers inside of your hole "Shit, shit ngh fuck" you kept on cussing and moaning because you know he likes that "I want your cock mister mora" your head bent upwards with closed eyes, you were screaming and begging for his dick.
As you fingers go in and out of you, your thumb was on your clit, rubbing it in circles, rubbing it in any way you feel pleasure. You hear him grunt and breathe heavily which turns you on, plus his massive cock on the camera.
"Say that you're my slut" he grunted, his mind was blank, all of this was pure impulse "Say it, you bitch"
You licked your upper lip a little "I'm your slut" you cried out, feeling your climax "I-I'm about to cum, can I c-cum?" you asked
"You cum when I tell you" he said, the sound of your moaning on the screen, begging for his cock, touching yourself for him, asking him if you could cum, it all turns him on. You were perfect for him, you know what he wants.
You were so horny that all you wanted was to feel his dick. It's been a long time since you and him did this but he still wouldn't make a move to actually fuck you.
"I'm—I'm cumming" he grunted before letting himself cum "Oh shit, I just came, that felt so good" he tried to catch his breath, still watching you finger yourself.
Your legs shivered, feeling like you're about to climax. He said "That's it slut, go" he then chuckled and oh Lord, his chuckle was so fucking sexy "Don't cum yet" he took his phone and set it on camera mode "I want to capture you cum, spread your legs even more"
It was hard to do since you were about to cum but you tried your hardest to spread your legs "P-Please, I-I—'m cumming" you screamed and let yourself feel heaven. Then your slick flowed down on your fingers, you pulled it out and showed it to the camera.
"I didn't tell you to cum but I got this hot picture so I'm not going to punish you" he said, showing you the picture
You nod "Thank you mister mora"
It was the next day, you have some plans with your friend so you start getting ready. You see mister mora's favorite lingerie and toss it in the laundry "Can't wait for later"
A few hours later, you were with your friend at this fancy restaurant "Childe, what the heck? This place is F A N C Y, how did you afford this? Wait, did you take me so I can pay?"
He chuckled, his chuckle seems familiar "No no, I'll pay, you can pay next time"
"You sure you can afford this? I have money, you know" you slap his shoulder playfully. He's been your friend ever since you were a kid, you know each other, inside and out, well he certainly knows more.
He looked at you "Hmm, sure you do" he answered, grabbing the menu and looking at all the food
"Shut up, if you're going to pay then I'll order a lot, you loser" you laugh and start scanning the menu "Is this a date? I knew you were inlove with me" you laugh. You always joke like this with him, he never really had a girlfriend before.
"Whatever you say idiot" he said, calling the waiter. He looks at you, wondering if you have the slightest hint of what's happening.
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