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Everyone else: *twerking*
Ze: I’m gonna leave you guys alone.
#private recording 1#zeroyalviking#mr sark#seananners#gassymexican#nfen#diction#bruce greene#daily pr1 clips
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#funhaus#james willems#jacob fullerton#patrick brown#ryan hailey#rooster teeth#fh#john smith#funhaus ryan#funhaus lindsey#lindsey washburn#elyse willems#don casanova#rt#roosterteeth#rahul kohli#funhaus charlotte#charlotte avery#dan schneider#matt peake#bruce greene#lawrence sonntag#spoole#sean poole#alanah funhaus#alanah pearce#joel rubin#funhaus cast#rip
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#sorry but fredo was iconic af for this#alfredo diaz#chilledchaos#bruce greene#hardcore tabletop#ht:ws#rooster teeth
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rufhaus: 1) how cute are these shirts🥺 2) i refused to go in any haunted house because i did not want my baby to become haunted??? pregnant logic 3) look at bro pulling up in the back
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Episode 68: Cannibals in National Parks (Viral Tiktok Story) feat. Bruce & Autumn Greene Photodump
Image 01: A series of viral TikTok video explains how a user heard a family being attacked while in a national park—yet the authorities never looked into her claim. The video is stitched by someone explaining the lore of feral people in the park who eat tourists.
Image 02: A video of the OP TikTok poster explaining where she was when she heard the screams
Image 03: Dennis Martin, a six year old boy, went missing in The Great Smoky Mountains under mysterious circumstances.
Image 04: The Green Berets were dispatched by the FBI to find the boy
Image 05: A $5000 reward was put up for any info on the whereabouts of Dennis, yet nothing turned up. Supposedly.
Image 06: An article regarding the incident
Image 07: Spence Field, where Dennis disappeared.
Image 08: A map showcases a straight path from Spence Field to Rowan’s Creek (where the Keys family saw a possible suspect).
Image 09: Dennis Martin’s father never left the park during the search for his son. He stayed in the park for 2 months.
Image 10: Skinwalkers! Looks like a man who could be mistaken for a bear....
#Cannibals in National Parks (Viral Tiktok Story) feat. Bruce & Autumn Greene#Cannibals in National Parks (Viral Tiktok Story)#Let's Get Haunted#Bruce Greene#Autumn Farrell#Instagram
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steph: why did duke just deck green lantern in the middle of the street, in civvies?
tim: they have beef
steph: cool, ten bucks says duke wins
jason: twenty says this becomes a meme 'random highschooler beats the shit out of justice league member' and hal wont show his face in gotham again
tim: forty, bruce will buy him a car for humiliating hal out of gotham
#bruce: you're my favorite son now#duke: cool - i hated that glowstick anyway#dc#duke thomas#hal jordan#stephanie brown#jason todd#bruce wayne#batfam#green lantern
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Reasons why the rest of the JL believes Batman and all of his children are metas/cryptids
-Weirdly good instincts
-They only see the bat and kids at night
-Hasn’t died
-If they have died, they came back within the year
-The JL has seen all of them at one point or another stay up for 96 hours straight and act semi-normally
-One time Batman was stabbed and started bleeding green(it was slime Bruce packed for kids to play with if they were at a crime scene)
-Red Robin didn’t cry while watching A Dogs Purpose for Young Justice’s movie night(he did, the mask hid his tears)
-They all know an absurd amount of Golf facts
-Somehow none of them age
-All of them are friends with a super
Wonder Women has the list and they update it after every mission.
#batman#batfam#bruce wayne#dick grayson#nightwing#tim drake#damian wayne#stephanie brown#cassandra cain#duke thomas#jason todd#justice league#young justice#dc#dceu#dc robin#dcu#dc comics#dc universe#wonder woman#superman#superbat#green lantern#the flash
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A right of passage at this point
#myart#my art#RIP jason but little brother's toxic green puke is not a force to be reckoned with#tim is being so brave though#batman#batman fanart#bruce wayne#nightwing#dick grayson#red robin#tim drake#damian wayne#damian wayne al ghul#robin#jason todd#red hood#batfamily#batbros#batdad
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The in-universe Gothamite's guide to shipping your resident billionaire 💀
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Comes with labels
#batman#bruce wayne#brucie wayne#superman#clark kent#superbat#two face#harvey dent#twobats#catwoman#selina kyle#catbat#batcat#green arrow#oliver queen#arrowbat#gotham#dc#dc fanart#fanart#art
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Duke: …So, is Two-Face like, B’s ex or something?
Steph: I think it’s more of a situationship? They still seem to have some feelings going on there.
Jason: Yeah right, and get accused of cheating on Selina? I think not. They’ve been dating for as long as I can remember.
Dick: That’s…strange, cause I’m pretty sure he and Clark are married. Big Blue gave him a ring and everything.
Damian: A Kryptonite ring. One that Father keeps in a lead lined safe with the rest of the alien’s bane. Besides, everyone knows Mother’s laid her claim to him already. Only a fool would interfere with such a union.
Cass: Talia and Bruce are about as divorced as two people can be.
Tim: No, you guys are all missing the point. If we want Bruce to have a partner, we need to pick the most profitable option for us. [ pulling up a PowerPoint ] Hear. Me. Out.
—-Later, At the Watchtower-—
Oliver: Bats, why are your kids inviting me over for dinner?
#bruce voice how many of them can I reasonably ground at the same time#chatterbox behavior#batfam#duke thomas#the signal#stephanie brown#spoiler dc#jason todd#red hood#dick grayson#nightwing#damian wayne#dc robin#cassandra cain#batgirl#tim drake#red robin#oliver queen#green arrow#bruce wayne#batman
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Bruce, sitting through the mandatory psych eval he created for the Justice League that Clark is also making him take:
Hal Jordan, underlining something on his clipboard: “Name a weakness.”
Bruce: “All of my questions sound like insults.”
Hal:
Bruce:
Hal: “…can you give an example?”
Bruce: “Can you not think of one yourself?”
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Pats all of them 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
#justice leauge unlimited#justice league#martian manhunter#j’onn j’onzz#hawkgirl#shayera hol#superman#clark kent#batman#bruce wayne#green lantern#john stewart#the flash#wally west#wonder woman#diana prince#so many tags
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Sea Cryptic! Danny AU- Pt.3
[Pt.1] [Pt.2] [Pt.4][Pt.5][Pt.6][Pt.7]
“Aquaman.” Batman swept into the room, beelining straight for the suddenly apprehensive Atlantean king.
“Batman. What can I do for you?”
“Phantom. Does he pay taxes?”
“Pardon?”
Batman makes a low noise that had Aquaman’s danger senses buzzing.
“Does Phantom have to pay taxes. Towards Atlantis.”
“No…? Why?”
“He wanted money, in exchange for… information, of a delicate sort,” Batman said, diplomatically avoiding the topic of Phantom bargaining for the identities of corpses in exchange for a measly $100 dollars per identity. Like a flea market dealer, that one was.
“You encountered Phantom again?” Aquaman perked up.
“Yes. Gotham’s bay is… polluted.” Batman paused. “With victims. Of murder.”
The entire area quieted as heads turned towards the Dark Knight.
“Yes, I am… distantly aware of Gotham’s waters.” By that, Aquaman gets green around the gills whenever he turns his awareness in that direction. There’s a reason he doesn’t enter Gotham, and the Dark Knight’s ban is only half of that reason. “Ah, but you’re correct. For what purpose would Phantom need mortal currency?”
“Hn.”
“Maybe he needs some stuff?” Flash zipped to a stop next to Batman, feet tapping as he dug into the pile of snacks cradled in his arms. “Us mortals are always coming up with new things, maybe he wants to try some games or something?”
Batman tilted his head down, seriously considering Flash’s suggestion. “It’s plausible.”
“Barry, Barry, Barry. He’s old as hell, right? He probably wants to try the new booze!”
“Hal, my man!” Flash fist bumped Green Lantern, who came up. “You’re back! What happened to John?”
“Dunno. He got called somewhere that way,” Green Lantern waved a vague hand towards the left. “Had to deal with a politician or something from that area.” He shrugged, swinging an arm over Barry’s shoulders to put him in a headlock and stealing a chip.
“Huh. Anyways, would our mortal alcohol even work on a demi-god or something?”
“We should ask!” Hal turned towards Batman. “You should ask if he wants to go for a drink, spooky!”
“He’s a child.”
“He’s been around for more than a millennia, Bats.”
“Informational gathering, right, Hal?” Flashgot out of the headlock, quickly munching on his snacks to stop Green Lantern from stealing them.
“Totally. Yup.”
“…Fine.”
“Wait, are we just gonna ignore that Gotham’s waters are full of bodies?”
“Yes.”
——
“What?” Danny asked, mind half on the bags he’s dragging out of the water and the other half on the essay he has to submit in about four hours.
“Green Lantern wanted to invite you out for a drink.”
Danny turned to the stoic Gotham knight, who had his wrist computer out to log the bodies’ info the moment Danny gave him the information. Some of them even told Danny who murdered them, so Batman could start building cases with solid leads.
Danny’s only twenty. He’s not legal yet but he doesn’t want to give any clues to who he is. How is he supposed to…
Ah!
“Can’t.” Danny shrugged. “I’m not legal. I died when I was fourteen so…” Danny trailed off, speechless at the drowned puppy face Batman was giving him. What the fuck.
“Anyways, fork over my payment.”
Batman wordlessly hands him a wad of hundreds.
“What do you need cash for?” Batman suddenly asked.
“Huh? Isn’t it obvious?” Danny tucked it in. “Material things, obviously. I need a blanket,” because holy shit, Gotham is damn cold this time of year. “Anyways, see you same time next week, litterer.”
“I don’t litter.”
“Tell that to the batarangs I found under the water,” Danny grumbled. “But I’ll stop calling you that if you get a signature from Poison Ivy. I have a friend who loves her.”
“An alive friend?”
“Wouldn’t you like to know, weatherboy?”
Danny snickered and disappeared. He’s gotta cram that essay.
——
“There’s a possibility Phantom might be homeless.”
“Batman, I mean this in the nicest way, but for the love of Atlantis, please stop giving me headaches. It’s time like these I wish I stayed a lighthouse keeper.”
#batman#danny phantom#bruce wayne#dc x dp#bamf danny phantom#dpxdc#dcxdp#hal jordan#green lantern#the flash#Barry allen#mentions of Sam mason#phantom doesn’t pay taxes#but Danny Fenton absolutely pays taxes#his parents taught him how to file taxes#tax season is coming up soon tall I’m stressed#arthur curry#Aquaman#Aquaman and being interrogated on Atlantean history#Batman’s nickname is the litterer#you can’t tell me that batarangs don’t go everywhere#sea cryptic! danny au
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rufhaus: Our little family is growing by one ❤️👶 we can't wait to meet you April 2023, baby Greene!!!!
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just imagine how stressed the jl would be after finding out that bruce has a biological son. he's batman, so of course, he's not going to get laid, right? then he introduces the new robin that acts and looks a lot like him and the jl malfunctions
Diana: So, he's not adopted?
Bruce: No, he's my son
Clark: How did you? How can you? How did this happen?
Hal: What Clark's trying to ask is, how did you get laid?
Clark: Especially with you brooding all the time
Bruce: It just happened
Diana: *Picks up Damian* He's quite cute
Damian, about to stab Diana: I am not cute
Diana, who is used to kids with a sword due to being raised on Themyscira: Oh and he's a warrior by heart
#justice league#bruce wayne#batman#diana prince#wonder woman#clark kent#superman#hal jordon#green lantern#damian wayne#robin#incorrect quotes#jl incorrect quotes
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