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gammacousin · 19 days

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Natasha Romanoff: “My nose is so big-.”

Bruce Banner: “-That’s it. I can't do this anymore.”

Natasha Romanoff: “What's wrong?”

Bruce Banner: “The conversation. You need to start saying nice things about yourself.”

Natasha Romanoff: “Make me.”

Bruce Banner: “Fine!” *picks up his coat*

Natasha Romanoff: “No, no, no! I have, uh. Um.” *chokes* “Nice eyes.”

Bruce Banner: *lowers the coat* “AND?”

Natasha Romanoff: *eyes narrowing* “Quit calling the kettle black and sit down.”

#bruce banner #natasha romanoff #black widow #brutasha #banneroff #hulk #marvel #avengers misquoted

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romancingromanoff · 5 years

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(Playing chess with your g/f Nat to see who gets to pick the movie)

Natasha: aaaaaand CHECKMATE!!

y/n: ughhhh please don’t make us watch a horror flick again

Natasha: too late honey cause you’re the Steve in this relationship and I’m the Bucky

y/n: *audible sighing*

Steve: wait, WHAT!?!

Bucky: don’t barge into other people’s conversations Steve that’s rude

Steve: sorry

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fortuositywritings · 2 years

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Steve: We finally have a lead so I’m gonna need all hands on deck. That means you, Tony, Bruce, Wanda, other Steve.

Nat: Other Steve?

Steve: Yeah. You know the other Steve everyone makes fun of when I walk into a conversation - oh my god. I’m other Steve.

#avengers imagine #avengers misquote #misquote #steve rogers imagine #natasha romanoff imagine #source: great news

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princessselene126 · 4 years

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Cinder: Scarlet no!

Scarlet: Scarlet yes!

Almost everyone ever: SCARLET NO!

Scarlet: Screw you! ScArLeT yEs!!

Wolf: Scarlet yes!!!!!

Scarlet: Sca-

Scarlet: Oh.

Scarlet: Oh, I like him.

#source: marvel-avengers-world #lunar chronicles #the lunar chronicles #misquote #mine #my post #Scarlet Benoit #linh cinder #wolf kesley #ze'ev kesley #but they would be looking for a q

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live-love-slash · 5 years

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*Tony bent over a work bench tinkering away*

Bucky: *Elbows Steve* DIBS

Steve: You can't call dibs on my husband

Bucky:.............Halvsies?

#avengers #stuckony #stevetony #buckytony #incorrect quotes #incorrect #misquote

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ladyriia · 5 years

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Tony: Do you know what should be found when searching for the word “innocence” in a dictionary ?

Rhodey: The definition of “innocence” ?

Tony: No, a picture of Peter.

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polaroids-parker · 5 years

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Pepper: Sometimes I feel like everyone I work with is an idiot.

*Explosion in the lab, iron man suit flying out on fire*

Pepper: And by sometimes I mean all the times.

*Peter crawling across the ceiling and screaming while Shuri shoots her blasters at him*

Pepper: All the time.

*Harley chasing Shuri and Peter with the new and improved Potato Pistol™️*

Pepper: Every of the time.

#pepper potts #pepperony #tony stark #peter parker #iron dad #spider son #spiderman #iron man #shuri #harley keener #avengers endgame #misquotes #office #the office #robert downey jr #tom holland #rdj

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wilmakins · 5 years

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Clint: I killed so many agents- Nat: Don’t. Don’t do that to yourself.

Clint: I killed so many people- Steve: We try to save as many people as we can. Sometimes that doesn't mean everybody. But if we can't find a way to live with that, then next time maybe nobody gets saved.

Clint: I killed people- Sam: Hey, we all bring stuff back with us – it’s up to us to decide how we’re going to carry it around

Clint: Like, I’ve killed people…. Bucky: … Clint: … Bucky: …Go on….

#avengers misquote

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anotheruselesswriter-blog · 6 years

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Marvel Misquote

Tony: "Calls Peter son once in public*

Media: Peter Parker or PETER STARK?!?!!?

Pepper: Tony, you need to do a press conference and sort this out

Tony: *At press conference* Hello, yes, this is my son Peter Parker-Stark. The soul heir to my fortune, research, and company

Pepper: Why do I even try?

#Avengers #peter parker #tony stark #infinity war #meme #misquote

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appleteeth · 2 years

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Bruce and Tony ask Thor to be part of their scientific study:

Thor: Will you do stuff to my butt?

Bruce: No?

Thor: Will I get paid more if you do stuff to my butt?

Tony: No.

Thor: It's fine, I'll do it.

#THOR IS TROY #TROY IS THOR #I'm having fun!#avengers misquotes #misquotes #avengers #thor #source: community #incorrect quote #incorrect quotes #incorrect avengers

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incorrectyoungavengersquotes · 6 years

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The question is not who will let me, but who will stop me.

America Chavez, probably

#Young Avengers #America Chavez #Miss America #Incorrect Quotes #Source: technically a misquote of Ayn Rand's 'The Fountainhead'#unfortunately #it's such a cool line but... Ayn Rand

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gammacousin · 6 months

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*in Mexico*

Natasha Romanoff: “Enough about Wanda. Let's talk about you.”

Tony Stark: “Yes! Let's! Pepper and I are trying for a baby—”

Natasha Romanoff: *throwing her fork* “That was too much information, especially when I wasn't even asking you.”

Tony Stark: “What do you mean?!”

Bruce Banner: “She means, you phrased in the worst possible way—”

Natasha Romanoff: “-You couldn't wait until, I don't know, drinks?”

Tony Stark: “To think I was about to make you godparents!”

Bruce Banner: “…Godparents?”

Natasha Romanoff: “Tell us more.”

Tony Stark: “No! I need new friends. You're fired!”

#bruce banner #natasha romanoff #tony stark #iron man #black widow #Hulk #natanner #brutasha #infinity war #avengers misquoted

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romancingromanoff · 5 years

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Y/N: *barges in dramatically*

Y/N: Aha! I knew it!

Natasha: *is casually sitting there just holding her hairbrush*

Natasha: ????

Y/N: Damn, I just always keep trying to barge in here hoping to catch you by surprise while you’re masturbating and super horny for the perfect lead in to a really good fuck. Sorry that was weird.

Natasha: Who says I wasn’t masturbating?

#avengers #txt post #txt #avengers misquoted #misquotes #misquoted #natasha #natasha romanoff #natasha romanoff x reader #lesbian #gay #idk

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trisscar368 · 2 years

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Jonathan Harker is misquoting Hamlet.

“Up to now I never quite knew what Shakespeare meant when he made Hamlet say:—

"My tablets! quick, my tablets!

'Tis meet that I put it down," etc.,

for now, feeling as though my own brain were unhinged or as if the shock had come which must end in its undoing, I turn to my diary for repose. The habit of entering accurately must help to soothe me.”

The passage in question is from Act 1, scene 5 (line 107 to be precise).

Yea, from the table of my memory

I'll wipe away all trivial fond records,

All saws of books, all forms, all pressures past,

That youth and observation copied there;

And thy commandment all alone shall live

Within the book and volume of my brain,

Unmix'd with baser matter: yes, by heaven!

O most pernicious woman!

O villain, villain, smiling, damned villain!

My tables,--meet it is I set it down,

That one may smile, and smile, and be a villain

Hamlet here has just been confronted by the ghost of his father the King, and told that his mother the Queen helped his Uncle to kill his father. He’s had a very similar realization to dear Jonathan that something is deeply, unnaturally wrong. Something is rotten in the state of Denmark Transylvania, and the supernatural walks the earth.

Now prior to the play beginning, Hamlet was a student at Wittenberg, which is a university town in Germany (where Martin Luther and many reformers taught, and known as the home of one Doctor Johannes Faust). The tables he’s referencing are writing tables - a rather ingenious erasable notebook. The pages were covered in wax, and you could make notes with a metal stylus and then wipe the page clean with a wet sponge. When Hamlet was written there were no graphite pencils (pensils, which are mentioned prior to that era, were a type of paintbrush) and fountain pens wouldn’t be invented till the 1700s. If you were going to write something in ink you needed someplace to sit; a writing table was portable, like Jonathan’s journal. But they were expensive to make, and by the 1890s the technology was long forgotten. [x]

So dear Jonathan is misquoting a passage about memory and note taking, saying now he understands why taking writing things down is so important. But Jonathan doesn’t have the history to understand what those “tablets” actually were. That was lost when modern technology came about. And he doesn’t understand what Hamlet is doing.

It’s easy in context to understand that the reference is to school and note taking, but you must have the whole instead of just the one line to see the picture. Hamlet is replacing his prior life with this new knowledge and commandment (avenge me!), he is rewriting himself and starting down a dangerous path. He’s been exposed to a horror and it’s changed the genre of his life.

That is very accurate. Jonathan just doesn’t understand yet. Nor does he understand how applicable the passage is to the Count - one may smile, and smile, and still be a villain. All the politeness and courtesies Dracula extends hides something dangerous.

It’s very in theme with the novel - it’s not until Mina and Jonathan begin to gather all the letters and journals, putting together the context, that they understand what they’re dealing with. Something forgotten, something lost when the world modernized.

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Now, there is a Doyleist reason that Jonathan is misquoting this passage - reportedly a friend of Stoker’s, Henry Irving, insisted on the line being said thus during his performances of Hamlet. Irving was rather well known for misquoting Shakespeare and his performances sound … colorful, to say the least. So there is at least one reference to a man who sounds very like a certain Count slapping on a mustache to pretend to be a carriage driver :D

#dracula daily #shakespeare may be one of my obsessions lol #it is unfortunate entirely in character that I’m writing meta about this damn book >.<#dracula meta #long post

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princessselene126 · 4 years

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During the Battle at Artemisia

Thorne: Shit!

Jacin: Language!

Thorne: Wait, is no one else going to deal with the fact that Jacin just said "language?"

Jacin, sighing: I know. It just slipped out.

Thorne: And for gosh sake, watch your language!

Jacin, sighing again: That's not going away any time soon.

#misquote #misquotes #source: avengers #source: age of ultron #carswell thorne #captain carswell thorne #jacin clay #lunar chronicles #the lunar chronicles #mine #my post #has anyone done this yet?