Bruce: Nat, may I have a few of your fries?
Natasha: Yes, of course.
Bruce: *takes fries*
Natasha: May I have a bite of your burger?
Bruce: Absolutely not. 
Tony: Some “perfect couple!” You won’t even let her try your food!
Natasha: A few fries is hardly equal to a bite of a burger.
Bruce: That’s not why. This burger has avocado on it. She’s allergic to avocado. Are you so jealous of our relationship that you want Natasha to die?
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Natasha: How is the most beautiful person in the world?
Bruce: blushing I—
Steve, butting into the conversation: Bucky is perfect, thanks for asking.
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I love when the tough girl
falls for the sweetest guy
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Avenger Team Dynamics
Clint Barton: “I have tea on the team. Mugshots and all.”
Natasha Romanoff: *eating popcorn* “Great. I have police records and purchase history. You go first and then I'll share what I have.”
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Thor: “…And that was when I slayed the vicious bear-wolf! Mjolnir demonstrated envy on having missed the battle upon my return.”
Steve Rogers: “This was, all done with a hunting license, right?”
Pepper Potts: *sipping tea* “I don't think this happened in America, Steve…”
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Tony Stark: *smoking in the lab* “Do you think my suits ever talk amongst themselves, complaining about me?”
Bruce Banner: *also high* “Definitely.”
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Drew age of ultron Brutasha and post-endgame Winteriron for hand practice :)
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Ok but just imagine Brutasha as parents! it would be so amazing because while they're both badass, Nat is usually high level badass while Bruce can be that anxious cupcake just trying his best.
Both of them are sooo sweet, but I imagine they'd both be pushovers for their little kid, maybe even it actually having to be Bruce who lays down the law while Nat just watches fondly as their son or daughter (or both) wreak havoc.
Tony and Yelena would also be the total cool uncle/aunt, the ones Brutasha child always wants to be around.
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Thor: Never question your wife's choices. Remember, you were one of them.
Bruce: That is exactly why I question her choices.
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Natasha: I've always wanted to do this. I'm an adrenaline junkie. Roller coasters, snowboarding, dating men who bathe with their dogs.
Bruce: It was during a drought.
Steve: I'm a thrill-seeker, too. I've had to pull back since I became a parent, but I'll still jump on the back of a grocery cart and just roll through the meat section.
Tony: And I'm married to him, which is quite the ride.
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Yelena would send this in the team group chat:
(I did not make this meme, full credit to whoever did)
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Annnnd…
My draw to ships people hate continues!
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Me watching Avengers: AOU over and over again because I knew this was the softest the avengers/MCU will ever be when everyone was complaining over trivial details. I’m sure you miss this Era now, don’t ya?
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