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westannatasharomanoff · 3 months
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Bruce: Nat, may I have a few of your fries?
Natasha: Yes, of course.
Bruce: *takes fries*
Natasha: May I have a bite of your burger?
Bruce: Absolutely not. 
Tony: Some “perfect couple!” You won’t even let her try your food!
Natasha: A few fries is hardly equal to a bite of a burger.
Bruce: That’s not why. This burger has avocado on it. She’s allergic to avocado. Are you so jealous of our relationship that you want Natasha to die?
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gammacousin · 4 months
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Do you agree with me that one of the greatest sins of the MCU was to abandon the relationship between Bruce and Natasha? M
Hey M!
Yes! The chemistry between Bruce and Natasha was obvious ever since Avengers 1. They grew as the film progressed from being cautious around each other, to respecting one another for their strengths and contributions.
The best thing that happened between them was Age of Ultron, where you can clearly see that the years working together made them closer. He checks on her, she checks on him. There are layers that have been building since the day they met.
The jabs throughout Infinity War and Endgame, (Natasha referencing how much she knew about Quantum Theory; ‘Only to make conversation’ Come on…who else would she have been talking about that with?)
In Endgame, they still had all of this chemistry. Making jokes about ‘you can’t say things like that’. And Smart Hulk at the end admitting he tried to save her.
Why Marvel didn’t just commit to it is a great tragedy. They could’ve been a dynamic couple.
What continues to infuriate me is ignoring that this was a canon relationship in the materials they’ve put out since.
The characters cared about each other whether the fans want to admit it or not. On screen, they kissed, and admitted to feelings. If not a continued full on romance, a relationship of mutual respect was portrayed going forward.
To ignore even their friendship in this new content is as Loki would say; ‘absurd’
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Me watching Avengers: AOU over and over again because I knew this was the softest the avengers/MCU will ever be when everyone was complaining over trivial details. I’m sure you miss this Era now, don’t ya?
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Natasha: Bruce, look, we´re under a mistletoe.
Bruce: *Looks up* That´s not a mistletoe.
Bruce: *wakes up at 4am* SHE WAS FLIRTING WITH ME
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reviiely · 1 year
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Excerpt from the Second In-Between, Chapter 8.
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Day 8: Setting — Quinjet
“I can’t believe you,” Bruce muttered, his nose an inch away from Natasha’s stomach wound. “Why do you keep doing this to yourself?”
They were just the two of them on the Quinjet, after Natasha got him to partner with her for her mission. Partnering being patching her up after.
“I don’t do it to myself,” the spy retorted. “The people I fight do it to me.”
“You go on the fights,” he reminded her.
“Then take it up with Nick,” Nat said. She winced as Bruce tugged the needle through her skin. “Ow.”
Bruce sighed. “And this is why I keep telling you to take a break every now and then. I’ll only be available for so long, Natasha. Soon enough, Tony’ll release me from my vacation time.”
“Then let me hire you,” Nat replied, leaning forwards as Bruce approached her back with antiseptic wipes. “Be my personal doctor.”
Bruce chuckled. “I’m pretty sure I already do that.”
“But officially!” Natasha laughed as the cold wipes touched an uninjured part of her skin. “I need my personal doctor to be on call and not next to Tony making murderbots!”
Bruce rolled his eyes. “One time.”
Nat turned to him with pleading eyes. “Please? For me?” She batted her eyelashes.
“You’re being ridiculous,” Bruce laughed.
Natasha kept her eyes on him as he walked back in front of her. “Just consider it.”
“Fine,” he sighed. “But I’d rather you put me out of work by not being hurt.”
Nat rolled her eyes. “You know I can’t do that.”
Bruce exhaled and kneeled down to the spy’s hanging foot.
“Sprain?” she asked.
“Yep.” He stood up. “Like it or not, doctor’s orders, you are going on sick leave.”
Natasha frowned. “How about no.”
“How about you either take the leave now and keep it short,” Bruce said, “or take a half-year leave after you inevitably exceed your limit and crash from the sky, Icarus?”
“You did not just call me Icarus.”
“I did.”
Natasha sighed. “But there are things to do!”
“Like rest,” Bruce said sternly. “Or I’ll be recommending a different doctor for you.”
Natasha mock-gasped. “Now, don’t be hasty.”
“Rest.”
“Do I have to?”
“Absolutely.”
Nat pouted.
Bruce sighed. “How about I stay with you on your leave? Will that make you happy? Will you go on leave?”
Natasha brightened. “Yes.” She grinned, hopping off the examination table against Bruce’s protests. “A Bruce Banner vacation.”
“Yay.” He tried shepherding her back on the table to no avail.
Nat hip-checked him playfully. “Sit down.”
Bruce chuckled. “I’m not the patient here,” he said.
“I’m getting us drinks.” Nat turned. “Unless you don’t want me to have a drink with you.”
“I didn’t say that.”
Natasha grinned and grabbed her thermos. She went back and poured them a cup. “I only have one cup.”
“We can share,” Bruce said. He smelled the tea. “Chamomile?”
“Yeah.”
They sat in a silence while they slowly drained the thermos.
“What do you want to do on your leave?” Bruce asked her.
Natasha smiled. “You.”
Bruce groaned. “Not what I meant, Natasha,” he muttered into his hands.
Nat laughed. “The look on your face.”
“You’re not serious.”
“On the contrary, if we’re using the fancy words,” Natasha deadpanned. “But I digress. Do you like cheesecake?”
Bruce spluttered. “You can’t– you can’t just–” he sighed. “Yeah, if it’s the good kind of cheesecake.”
Natasha smiled at him over the rim of the cup. She poured out a new cup and handed it to him.
The sunlight filtered through the Quinjet windows as they flew by the sunset.
“You look handsome with the light hitting your face like that,” she commented off-handedly.
Bruce choked. “What– sorry–” he coughed a few times. “What?!”
Nat shrugged. “You looked nice and it deserved to be said. What?” she asked when Bruce just looked at her.
“Nothing,” Bruce sighed. “Has it ever occurred to you that you flirt a lot?”
Natasha thought for a moment. “Just with you. With everyone else, not really.” She toasted a new cup to Bruce’s stunned face. “What, you thought I did this with everyone?”
“I–” he frowned. “If not, then why me?”
Natasha got that ‘you’ve-got-to-be-kidding-me’ look on her face. “Oh my god,” she muttered. She looked up, straight into Bruce’s eyes. “Dr. Banner, has it ever occurred to you that there’s a reason why people flirt?”
Bruce nodded. “Yeah. They–” a look of realization dawned on him. “Ohh.” He blinked and looked between them. “Oh.”
“Yeah, ‘oh’,” Natasha huffed.
Bruce stared at her. “Um.”
“Yeah?” Nat asked resignedly.
“I… I reciprocate.”
Natasha looked skeptical. “Do you?”
Bruce swallowed. “Yeah.” He hesitated before steeling himself. He leaned forwards about five degrees. “Can I–”
Natasha closed the rest of the distance and kissed him softly. She pulled away and smirked at Bruce’s look of frozen surprise.
“– ask you on a date?” he finished, a little lamely.
Nat smiled at him. “Sure.”
Bruce blinked. “Okay.” His eyes darted around the Quinjet.
“Okay.” Natasha laughed again. “I’ve got to say, uh, I thought you’d be less shocked.”
Bruce ducked his head. “Yeah, I haven’t really gone out… much. Not since Betty. And that was a long time ago. I’ve forgotten how to date, actually.”
Nat smiled at him, tugging at his collar. “We can fix that,” she promised. “Now, about our vacation. What do you think, Mexico or someplace even farther away?”
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mischiefsemimanaged · 2 years
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Bruce: Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves.
Nat: What a stupid fucking quote. I’m killing way more than two people, idiot.
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viaxixcomunicacao · 2 years
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Arte para impressão digital
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wejustdisappear · 2 years
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Natasha looking at Bruce in a deleted scene from Avengers: Age of Ultron.
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broadwayfan92 · 2 years
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I was rewatching Age of Ultron and just noticed something. BRUCE’S HAND WAS OVER NATASHA’S HAND IN THIS SCENE!!
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westannatasharomanoff · 3 months
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Thor: Never question your wife's choices. Remember, you were one of them.
Bruce: That is exactly why I question her choices.
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gammacousin · 2 months
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Natasha Romanoff: “You can't keep forgetting to take a lunch break, that's not healthy.”
Bruce Banner: “Okay. Thank you for the health advice Miss I-can-live-off-caffeine.”
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Natasha shoots a basketball from five feet behind her to the hoop and making it like Ripley in Alien: Ressurection.
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Bruce: What point of “my girlfriend can do anything” don’t you understand?
*Tony goes to speak but stops himself*
Steve: Dodging a bullet is one thing Bruce but-
Bruce: I said ANYTHING!
Clint From The Vents: Listen to the man! I’ve seen Natasha open a jar of pickles with her toes while blindfolded.
Tony: What the fuck?
Clint: Listen to him, he said anything!
*Tony pats Thor on the shoulder*
Tony: no wonder she doesn’t need to be worthy.
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Bruce Banner InstaStories
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reviiely · 2 years
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[A little piece by someone I know.]
Natasha: I’m hungry.
Bruce: (reading a book) Then eat a snack.
Natasha: But I can’t eat myself. (Eyes light up mischievously) But you can.
Bruce: (confused) I can eat myself?
Natasha: No—
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