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#America Chavez
incorrectquotesmcu · 3 days
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[America, Kamala, Billy and Tommy walk by and they’re all covered in glitter and slime and feathers and holding water guns]
Sam: I would ask what’s going on, but then you’d tell me, and why would I want that?
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marvelgifs · 5 months
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DOCTOR STRANGE IN THE MULTIVERSE OF MADNESS (2022) dir. Sam Raimi
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clambuoyance · 7 months
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[Marvel Comics] America and Kate drawings :)
the dress is from Hawkeye (2012)
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theavengers · 5 months
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Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness (2022) dir. Sam Raimi
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saphicc-drew · 4 months
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men are gonna be so pissed when they realise young avengers are mostly women and a bunch of queers led by a brown girl and i love see how men cry so easily for that
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thelostsmiles · 3 months
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he was gagged
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reythemandalor · 2 years
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jjeangrey · 2 years
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wanda: why don’t you just bring america here
dr strange:
wanda: you didn’t tell me her name did you
dr strange: …no
wanda:
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hawthornsword · 2 years
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two wizard dads protect adopted daughter from deranged soccer mom.
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That's it. That's the movie.
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madamebibi · 2 years
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America Chavez asking if Peter shot webs out his ass has to be the funniest line in the entire Marvel Cinematic Universe.
And the fact that Dr. Strange doesn't know if he does makes it even funnier.
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superectojazzmage · 2 years
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No lie, the alternate Mr. Fantastic being the “world’s smartest man” (and having the scientific achievements to back it up) but also so lovably dumb that he gets the entire Illuminati killed by impulsively mentioning what Black Bolt’s powers are to Wanda is the most hilariously accurate-to-the-comics thing in the world.
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incorrectquotesmcu · 4 months
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Stephen: What do we say when someone disagree with us?
America: That’s homophobic.
Stephen: No.
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strangeironaf · 1 year
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*Family group chat*
Tony: who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Peter: >:0 language
Morgan: yeah dad, watch your fucking language
Stephen: OKAY WHO TAUGHT MORGAN THE FUCK WORD
America: 'the fuck word'
Pepper: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time.
Harley: oh my god she censored it
Tony: Say fuck Pepp
Christine: do it Pepper. Say fuck.
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auroraromaximoff · 10 months
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Y/n: *Walks into living room* We need to slow down on the Russian lessons and go over Spanish, my babies are forgetting everything !
Billy/Tommy: No we aren't!
Wanda: What? That can't be true..
Nat: I'm sure they're fine..
Y/n: I asked them to turn off their games last night, and they turned off the lights.
Tommy: Lo siento Mami estoy embarazada..
America: Congratulations! You're glowing!
Wanda: What did he say?
Y/n: He just told me he's pregnant
Nat: Maybe they do need to practice more..
America: haha! Mami te va a matar!
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Tony: I didn’t drink that much last night.
Harley: You were flirting with Strange.
Tony: So what? He’s my husband.
Peter: You asked if he was single.
America: And then you cried when he said he wasn’t.
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Tony: think about the possibilities, you could stab your enemies with this
Stephen: it isn’t efficient: the heat will immediately close the severed arteries.
Harley: I’m sorry Stephen, but it actually works just fine.
America: and you just witnessed a Gryffindor, a Ravenclaw and a Slytherin having a conversation.
Peter: why use it to cut people when you can have toasts?!
America: and here’s the Hufflepuff
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