with apologies to lewis carroll

The Walrus and her Fairy friend Were strolling down the block; They paused and then debated on Which one of them should knock: ‘You know, this might be easier If we just pick the lock!'

‘If I’m the one to do it And they find me standing here, Do you suppose,' the Walrus asked, That they would shriek in fear?' The Fairy said ‘I bet they would,’ And shed a bitter tear.

The Walrus and the Fairy then Walked on a little more, And came upon the house That they’d identified before. They flipped a coin to see which one Would now approach the door.

‘O Tumblrina, let me in!' The Walrus did beseech. ‘A pleasant walk, a pleasant talk, For I have much to teach.’ (The sounds of this discussion Were within the Fairy’s reach.)

The Tumblr user looked at him, But never a word they said: Too wowed by this new circumstance To even shake their head. ‘Would you prefer,’ the Walrus sighed, A Fairy’s knock instead?’

‘The time has come,' the Fairy said, Accepting his new role, ‘We must admit this visit Is in service of a goal.’ And then the two together cried, ‘We’re here to take a poll!’

"I don't think AO3 knows about about second kudos."

Listen I've seen a lot of "Tim finds Jason out as the Red Hood early and bullies him back into the family fics" and while I love that idea, I would love for someone to write a fic where it's Alfred who figures it out first and bullies his grandson back into the family via passive-aggressive compassion, etc.

Jason, prepared to take out eight drug lord lieutenants: Alfred, appearing in his safe house by his unquestionable magic: I do hope you're not intending to do anything foolish Jason, immediately sweating: NOTHING I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING Jason: I need Bruce to kill the Joker to avenge me! Alfred: dear boy, I should think you'd understand your father's moral lines about killing by now, having worked by his side for several years. Alfred, cocking a shotgun: fortunately for you, I am under no such moral compunctions. Fetch me the blueprints for the asylum and I will be back within 48 hours.

I was beset by visions

I wear sunglasses so people can't tell what I am looking at

Yor : *treating Anya's wound*

Yor : You know, Anya, my mother once taught me to kiss a wound so it will heal faster ^^

Loid : /overhears/

Loid :

Loid : Frankie.

Loid : I want you to punch me in the face. As hard as you can.

Frankie : Say no more, bish.

Dame Aylin x Isobel Thorm (Moon Lesbians) from BG3 ✰ reminder that T*RFs can fuck off, only interact if you love trans & nb folks ♡

You can love a character and still admit when they're wrong. I love Luo Binghe but I acknowledge his flaws (none he's perfect) and can hold him accountable for his wrongdoings (he's never done anything wrong in his life) & call him out on his actions (which are always right)

pov: you're at shourtney's wedding

welcome to non-denominational new age wedding

akkayan 🤝 sandray on punching & kissing

it was a loose interpretation of "angel"

tedbecca +name / title switching

TED LASSO | 3.05 + 3.08