appleteeth
My name's Liz, I'll be your blogger here today 🤓
experimental baker, dress-maker, comedy fan, writer, crafter, loon.
mostly reblogs but occasional original ramblings and fanvids about Our Flag Means Death, Bruce Banner, WWDITS, British comedy, sea creatures and crafts
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I had a dream the other night that HBO decided the best way to market Our Flag Means Death was to have Ed and Stede make out in the background of random commercials.
Like, you’d be watching a Target ad and every other shot was ✨gay pirates kissing in the electronics aisle ✨
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i am skeptical you could do that actually, tiktok user
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Me: “You can’t ascribe human morality to non-human animals because they do not share our particular cognition and culture.”
Tumblr: “Why do you hate animism, huh? Why do you think humans are a separate species from other animals, you human supremacist?”
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Lmao how is this real, "the ambient sounds of the world were wrong, sir"
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The ink bottle lying on your desk... begins to crawl away..???
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You can “go suck eggs in hell” was his response, I believe. Fascinating.
EDWARD TEACH/BLACKBEARD in every episode 🏴☠️ 1.03 A Gentleman Pirate
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Tragedy! You set out to read a negative review of a piece of media you dislike, only to find that the critic is being completely unfair to it and making a bunch of bad, unsupportable arguments.
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Ok so today I was on the bus with another trans guy and we were talking about how hard it is to get testosterone. The waiting lists, the price, all the doctors you have to go to, that kind of stuff. Except, we were calling it ’T’, like you do when you’re both closeted and in public.
Then suddenly the elderly lady sitting behind us was like ‘young men, either I’m going crazy or you both have never heard of supermarkets, they have shelves full of tea there! Do you need directions to one?’
To which my buddy starts to explain, because why not. ‘Well you see, we’re both trans, and… ’
The lady didn’t wait for him to finish his sentence. ‘Oh no, I don’t mind that at all! Now do you want to know how to get to a place that sells tea? I’m actually heading there right now!’
We let her take us to the supermarket. We let her show us, excitedly, where the tea was. We both bought loads.
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man it breaks my heart that ed’s more surprised by stede agreeing to run away than his absence
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Shepard pupper in training
(via)
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somehow the poor cops who we were told are simply too understaffed and underpaid because of Woke to deal with 'rampant rising crime' have found the strength to beat the shit out of college students across the whole country for peacefully saying "divest from the country killing innocent palestinians in the tens of thousands"
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Please remember Rafah as you talk about US protests for Palestine, the news I'm hearing from people there is nervewracking and it is bringing to mind the early days of the genocide. Please, please remember to focus on them.
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Rhys Darby (in the back) and Taika Waititi + black&white + floppy hair +messy apartments
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