Free my woman,she canonically hates a male character for being a huge asshole but the fandom is convinced she's a tsundere who wants to fix him with her girlhood and thinks it's groundbreaking feminist storytelling and that it's misogynistic to hate it

The way every single time there's a media with a child of color who tries to act older than they are as a trauma response there's countless people in it's fandom desperate to prove they don't 'count' as a kid because of that coping mechanism..........Katara from Atla gets treated as a mom figure to her male love interest who she has a literal two year age difference with and shipped off with the designated 'hot older bad boy' because he's the more 'realistic' choice as if she didn't deadass hate his ass except for like the last five episodes,Damian from DC is constantly thrown verbal abuse by the fandom with the most common one being that he 'deserves to get beat up' for daring to have a big ego after being raised as a paragon instead of a person,Momo from Bnha got assigned the 'class mom' when it's an actual plot point that being adultified gives her anxiety attacks because of how much it's happened to her-Starting with her own fucking parents-and Allura from Vld and Hobie from Spiderverse are straight up said to actually be grown despite having romances with characters who're explicitly teenagers and nobody in-universe saying there's an age difference AND when they've been framed as being in the same category as them since the beginning.You people genuinely hate kids of color so much you don't even want them existing in fucking cartoons.Y'all are so foul and for what

*Sips my boba and walks away*

This has happened in four different fandoms for me,help-

White women in fandoms be like "I love this female character so much!!!" and then will literally turn her into a mommy gf for their male fave

Momo Yaoyorozu is a character of all time.She's a woc.She's a teenage superheroine who goes to a school to train to be a professional one.She's from a rich and well-known family but instead of being spoiled,her parents adultified and dehumanized her by raising her to be a perfect doll instead of their child.She's bi and trans.She's got at least 4 neurodivergent disorders and now most definitely ptsd too.She loves tea and happy stims and infodumps over it.She blushes over everything.She hates Bakugou.She's a kid genius who's kind and supportive to kids who do bad in school.Her superpower is to create literally any non-living thing from her body just by thinking of what they're made of and she can do it no problem because she studied so hard ever since she was 4 to memorize their components.She's a soft uwu pastel girl.2/3 of her best friends are a butch punk girl who's violently protective over her and a pink alien blasian girl who breakdances to break up fights.Her soulmate is a Zuko kinnie with candy cane hair who was down bad for the second he saw how smart and strong she is and only got downer and badder when they started becoming best friends and the reason they fell in love was that they gave eachother the genuine and honest support and trust they'd deserved growing up and can actually act their age with eachother.Her codename is just the word 'Creative' with the last two letters taken out.She's my fucking everything and i would gladly die infinite deaths for her

Top 5 worst ships in your opinions (can't be from the same franchise)

5.Weiss/Ruby(Rwby).Purely because of the fandom,i love Weiss but Ruby's way out of her league and ion like how the stans talk about Oscar,who is Ruby's canon love interest and a poor afrolatino boy to Weiss' rich white girl.Dosen't help that Weiss has more chemistry with Ruby's sister actually

4.Peter/Wade(Marvel).Do not care about Wade in the slightest bit and it ranges into full on hatred thanks to me maining Spiderfam when it comes to Marvel and i'm a firm believer in Gwenpool and her x Comics!Gwen as queerplatonic trans girlfriends superiority(Me and my gf fr fr)

3.Bakugou/Momo(Bnha).She deadass shows nothing except disdain for him in canon in all their interactions but she's his bestieeee according to Bakuriders because women don't have backbones if they're soft and peppy and kiddy-Momo is the walking definition of 'Silk Hiding Steel' and that's why she dosen't date nepotism dudebros.Shouto dosen't count because he's neither dude nor bro,he's just her pretty boygirlfriend who lives in her head rent free and vice versa(but for her it's 'pretty autistic girlfriend')

2.Percy/Annabeth(Pjo).Their couple song is 'Fake as hell' by All Time Low and Avril Lavigne because they're the fakest fake to ever fake-Percy is obviously comphet on Annabeth's part but also their whole dynamic is just built on lying to the reader and being shoved onto eachother against their consent by the narrative until they give into it and it's a severely unbalenced dynamic with almost all the favors going onto Annabeth and Percy enabling her because he's scared of her.They will never be the Dead Sea Siblings soulmateisms or Ghostflower and the shippers are such Luke and gods apologists ong

1.Harry/Draco(Hp).This ship has so much of it going around eternally for an eternity and it's all just white privilege and fetishization of minorities and glamorization of richness and i do not get the hype around Draco,it's always been so incomprehensible to me that BLACK WOMEN especially simp for him like honey he called Hermione slurs💀Yet another reason Hp and Marauder's era should've never gotten published,it's done nothing but damage to everyone and everything

Certified worst het trope:Taking a perfectly cute and healthy m/f ship and adding in another male character just because he's a 'bad boy' for the sake of some shitty love triangle that's not even in-character for any of them

B*kumomos be like

Didn't have enough space left but got one more point:'The most redeeming quality from an absolute shitshow of a franchise'

Momo is SUCH a pastel punk and kawaii girlie,idgaf about y'all's perfect queen bee she did ballet to Bakugou's skater boy bs she deserves to be super kiddy after all that adultification she's been through her whole life and Dabi took her under his wing thanks to the Shouto connection and it started as a manipulation tactic to get to him but that lasted less than an arc worths of time because they became found siblings between the process of him teaching her to unlearn propaganda and them getting to genuinely know eachother and him and Jin are basically her dads and Himiko her sister and Tomura turned her into a gamer and she's got her own handmade non-quirkmade battle jacket and it's pink and white and the same blue as Dabi's flames on purpose and trans colors on accident and she hacked her hack ass parents to donate over half of what they had to charity and she listens to Babymetal and she's had multiple pink dye job styles with the first being just be the tips combined with a side shave but then she grew it back in again to get a split down the middle one as a show of romantic love to Shouto and he thinks she's most perfect girl ever and he's RIGHT😤😤😤😤😤

Momo Yaoyorozu:Bakugouphobic and proud💕

(Edits by @malewifetouya!!)

If i could,i'd redraw this as Momo Yaoyorozu(with the exact same expression)and the context would be her being annoyed and pissed at Bakugou for making his rudeness and ego everyone else's problem for the millionth time

Guide on the canon correct way to ship Todomomo

Make Momo fat because of her quirk,blasian and darkskinned(you get extra points if you make Shouto mixed too)because she's a princess just like all darkskinned black girls are

Trans their genders,bisexualize them and hit them with the aspecinator

'Me and the bad bitch i pulled by being autistic' but they're both the bad bitch and the autistic one

Have Shouto be smooth asf and fluster Momo all the time but not intentionally,just by being extremely kind to her and verbally open about what he likes about her and how much he likes her.He also has to get blushy around her too for the same reason(important note:They're totally oblivious to their feelings being romantic and think they're platonic best friends)

Momo hating Bakugou even more than she does in canon because of him bullying Shouto and protecting him against him.Goes for Endeavor too

Emphasize consent in their dynamic(Shouto wasn't given many choices in his life and to a lesser extent Momo hasn't either so this is one of the reasons they love eachother)

The rest of the Todofam loving Momo so much and her feeling the same.Yes this includes Dabi,let them be friends without making it weird,it's incredibly easy and in-character

Goth bf x Pastel gf(Momo attracts goths like edgy moths to a pink flame).He's a trauma goth and she's pastel punk of you want specifics

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Not anti Todomomo!!The implication alongside 'Bakugou sucks and Momo is right to canonically hate him' is that Todomomo deserves better fan content instead of Explosion breath being shoved into it!

I prommy this wasn't on purpose but LMFAOOOOOOO @ how all three of my favorite Bakugou ships piss off dudebro Bnha fans so much.Kacchako gets them riled up because they can't self-insert into Bakugou like they do Izuku(which is not Izuocha hate btw,it's just as good as Kcchk and they only think they're Izuku's when in reality they're Mineta's),Bakujirou makes them blow a gasket with how it has a gnc girl in it that's treated well by her male love interest instead of him being quirky uwu by being a misogynist and Kiribaku actives their 'can't men just be friends?!stop making everything gay!!!!!1!!!!' mode.Keep trying to pull the morality card,it makes me ship them even harder💛