Oh, hold on—
It’s National Asexuality Day!
Like I did with Transgender Awareness Day, here’s a list of every character in Soul Journey that is acespec!
Ione / Meta Knight & Dark Meta Knight (asexual, sex-indifferent)
Galacta & Mirror Galacta (acespike)
Morpho Knight (asexual, sex-repulsed)
Kirby & Shadow Kirby (asexual, sex-repulsed)
Ophanim / Morpho EX (demisexual)
Aralor (demisexual)
Satia Lumina (cupiosexual)
Heoka [who is canon now, because why not] (asexual, sex-indifferent)
Magolor (greysexual)
Francisca (asexual, sexual-indifferent)
Flamberge (asexual, sex-repulsed)
Zan Partizanne (asexual, sex-repulsed)
Hyness (asexual, sex-indifferent)
Void (acespike)
….and a few others, probably. But again, I can’t remember all my headcanons off the top of my head, so this is the list for now.
Have a great day, fellow acespecs!
~Mod Bugthing, resident fictosexual
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Hi! (●’◡’●)ノ I was wondering if you could do the strawhats reaction to gn y/n drowning the enemy by sticking their heads in the water and I love the pieces you do ☆(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*
a/n - I’m making it a group thing muahahaha >:) thank you anon- you’re allowing my horrible humor to be showcased 😂
Warnings ⚠️ - g/n reader, crack
scared of you because you’re literally drowning that poor guy with a big smile | “y/n… i think they’re dead..”
.✩ usopp, ace (scared you’re going to do that to him if he does something stupid), sabo (fairly traumatized), buggy (man is sprinting away from you), rayleigh, Izou, marco
cheers you on | “NAH THEY AIN’T DEAD YET KEEP GOING!”
.✩ kidd, queen, kaido
gets mad at you because your drowning technique wasn’t good | “you’re not holding their neck correctly, and you have to laugh while doing it too.”
.✩ doflamingo (y/n, have I thought you absolutely nothing? Get it right 💀)
running away from you forever | “DON’T KILL ME PLS I HAVE A FAMILY 😭”
.✩ chopper, buggy (what family- shanks?), usopp, roger (hugging rayleigh rn), perona (girl is hiding behind mihawk)
they’re absolutely shocked you would do that, but proud of you | “I- good job..?”
.✩ robin, boa, zoro (he probably opened his other eye to see better), law (thought it was hot 💀), smoker
even they wouldn’t do that- wtf is wrong with you 😭 | “…uh-“
.✩ crocodile, mihawk (he keeps his distance now), smoker, katakuri (he hasn’t hugged you in a couple days)
scared shitless, but deeply in love with you
.✩ sanji (I love y/n but she might kill me), katakuri (you managed to scare this poor guy 😭), koby, sabo, marco
looks at you like you’re a monster | “wtf-??”
.✩ shanks, benn, zoro (bro’s other eye is staring at you too), smoker, caesar (scared he’s next)
scolds you | “y/n no, that’s inappropriate.”
.✩ whitebeard (literally your father “y/n I taught you to be kinder than that”)
a/n - one piece brainrot 🫶
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SMASH OR PASS WITHOUT THE SMASH !┊ft: all nrc characters!
warnings: none!
contains: gn reader
notes: this is essentially a dateability ranking in terms of pure survival and living your best life. i love all the characters dearly, and this is just for fun!
HEARTSLABYUL
riddle rosehearts: don’t get me started on him. hypothetically, let’s say he has a single romantical bone in his body. he would probably (definitely) want to date someone his mother would approve of, so someone who’s super studious and thinking about becoming a lawyer type of thing. even then, his mother would be the overbearing MIL stereotype, and riddle would just bend to her every whim, so it wouldn’t work. would probably divorce you if his mom said to.
overall rating: 2/10, could be a nice cushy life if he took his penchant for memorizing rules into a lawyer profession and became a rich husband, but still the MIL…. you would end up on r/relationshipadvice within weeks, i’m afraid.
ace trappola: he’s like a frat boy to me, honestly. I think you could be friends with him within reason, but if you actually date him… he’s the kind of guy who would pursue you and then get bored once u start dating. whoops, he had a consensual workplace relationship. he canonically ghosted his ex, guys.
overall rating: 3/10, you would be dating a frat boy. you don’t want that for yourself, trust me, speaking from second-hand experience here.
deuce spade: deuce is actually normal. like he’s no rich boy, but his family is respectful and his mother would adore you if he brought you home. he’s a little slow, but he’s got the spirit, y’know?
overall rating: 6/10, very nice in-laws, very cool husband. you may end up being the primary breadwinner.
cater diamond: with cater, it’s probably a bromance that turns into a real romance. mostly because he didn’t want to confess and ruin the whole thing you had going on together. likely a guy who needs a lot of validation from his partner. like he’ll say he hates pickles if you don’t like pickles. will not let a pickle pass his lips. will try his very hardest to convince you to do silly couple challenges.
overall rating: 8/10, he’s sooooo cute but he’s got unresolved mental instability like you wouldn’t believe. personally, i love that in a man. call me fix-it felix.
trey clover: trey is. trey. average guy whose family runs a bakery. he’s cute though!
overall rating: 5/10, he’s probably a freak in terms of intimate relations! teehee! no further comment.
SAVANACLAW
leona kingscholar: leona is a nice guy, respectful etc. but after a while, he’s not putting the same energy into the relationship as you are. the added layer of dating a literal prince…. no matter how disregarded he is by his family, he is second in line for the throne. the pressure from that sounds crazy, i won’t lie. you might be able to ignore the pressure of him bringing you home to straight up royalty !
overall rating: 5/10, he’s so dreamy and gorjus but he wears uncle sandals.
jack howl: oh he’s so bf material, like you don’t understand. him being really firm on the fact that beastmen choose a life partner? wanting to fall in love and be committed to someone until his dying day? this is Romance. he's probs a good guy to bring to the gym for support if you’re just starting to work out regularly! might accidentally push you past your limits bc he’s thinking beastmen standards and not human.
overall rating: 7/10, he’s so cute and i love him, but he’s a gym bro and does daily early morning jogs and such. cannot accept it.
ruggie bucchi: he’s actually another really normal guy to date! he’s shown to do anything to provide for his loved ones (bringing food home from school to provide for his friends and family). very much an acts of service guy!
overall rating: 4/10, the chances are high that he’ll do that thing that broke dudes do when they get all touchy and hug their partner when the partner pulls out their card to pay for something.
OCTAVINELLE
azul ashengrotto: he would be nice to you ONLY if he had something to gain. would actually play the long game in order to sweet-talk you into signing some contract that totally screws you over forever. he is a capitalist at heart, i fear. he’s gonna get you in some get-rich-quick scheme. also, he can’t kiss and it would be weird and a lot more drool than necessary.
overall rating: 6/10, i love octopus.
jade leech: oh god. he’s like visually appealing but the longer he's talking, the worse it gets. his hobby would literally be getting your heart rate up. you’d be lucky if you don’t get high blood pressure from his desire to see your face twist in an ugly expression. he has a penchant for learning, so he’ll want to research the topic of his interest to the fullest to get the desired results.
overall rating: 3/10, the moment he’s tired of you, he’ll never speak to you again outside of a professional setting.
floyd leech: he wants to have fun every day he can. which is fine, nothing wrong with that. the problem lies when he wants to rope you into it. and his idea of fun is….. questionable. he would call you up in the middle of the night and ask if you wanna go for a joyride that takes you over state lines. and you would only get like three minutes notice. he would also invite himself into your dorm and sleep in your bed. no, he’s not making the bed either, the guy canonically has to be forced into ironing his own shirt.
overall rating: 3/10, he looks like he bites unironically. would you get rabies if a humanized eel bit you?
SCARABIA
kalim al-asim: oh he’s so sweet, but the only problem is literally the fact that he’s rich. he frequently talks about multiple attempts on his life in his youth up until the present day. if people outside of your circle found out you were with him, word would surely spread to unwanted ears, and your life would be at risk because of that immediate association.
overall rating: 6/10, a total sweetheart, but i don’t think i’d be able to eat breakfast with him without wondering if something’s in our food.
jamil viper: he has too many underlying issues that include but are not limited to: an inferiority complex that exists due to his forced proximity to kalim. as much as i’d love to say i could fix him, jamil almost killed kalim. Plus, jamil is literally kalim’s servant. association with kalim = will probably die.
overall rating: 5/10, he’s got issues, but he’s so cute and probably just needs that reassurance or whatever. my silly guy!
POMEFIORE
vil schoenheit: vil is like my fav so i’d love to say that because he’s so nice and rich and pretty that he would be a perfect ten. WRONG. he’s famous. bad! what if he has crazy stans who go after you bc you’re dating him? for your own safety, you would never be able to go public with your relationship, that is if the tabloids don't get to you.
overall rating: 7/10, you’ll have to listen to him go on tangents about neige.
rook hunt: if you’re thinking “yeah no he’s probably a safe bet, he’s rich and i could be his trophy wife/husband”, you like french people and you’re lying to yourself !!!!! ive never met a normal rich person in my life, and rook is no exception. he would know your shoe size before you even know his last name.
overall rating: 0/10, he’s weird AND french.
epel felmier: he lives in a small town where everyone tends to know each other and their business. there’s no hiding your relationship from them. downside is, he would have a crazy inferior complex if you were taller than him. He needs to be a Man’s man, yknow???
overall rating: 6/10, he’s a good cook, an incredible one, even. if you can’t cook and you can deal with a man who desperately wants to show you how cool he is, then this is the one for you.
IGNIHYDE
idia shroud: he wouldn’t date, like he’s a NEET guys, i don’t see it at all. He would marry someone if it was for tax reasons, or just to tell people he isn’t bitchless. you'd just go to a courthouse real quick and pop by an ihop after.
overall rating: 6/10, he would be an incredible overwatch carry. would bully you for sucking super hard in any type of pvp game.
ortho shroud: he’s like a child, so he is not included!
overall rating: 0/10, in terms of dateability, he’s silly tho
DIASOMNIA
malleus draconia: you would be perfectly safe with him. yeah, he’s not fully clear on the norms of human society, but he treats you well! problem is, he'd be a little too obssessed and its going to very quickly turn into "he's going to keep u in this tower bc hes scared abt u dying"
overall rating: 7/10, wouldn’t you love a loser man who is obsessed with gargoyles?!
silver: objectively, the world’s most perfect man. he’s super cute and can cook! everything you would want in a man. he's also got his wacky little sitcom type family like step brothers who are Not human and a dad who is Not human but like they care for him he cares for them!
overall rating: 9/10, no real drama and they'd probably be elated if he brought someone home.
sebek zigvolt: he would choose malleus over you every time, i’m so sorry. like “sorry babe malleus needs help shining his sword or whatever, you can start the movie without me.” realistically the only time sebek could be in a relationship is if he finds someone whos as obsessed with malleus as he is so they can be hyperfixated on him together or something. like how kpop stans marry each other, but with malleus the dragon prince.
overall rating: 2/10, he would use you has a human dishrag to clean shoes for malleus.
lilia vanrouge: everyone loves a fictional old man, but this particular old man comes with trauma and emotional baggage spanning centuries. You can only fix-it felix your way out of so many things. he’s cute, though.
overall rating: 4/10, canonically picks his nose, i fear.
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*Sleepover with Ace and Deuce*
Mc/Y/N/Yuu: I might...
Deuce: ???
Mc/Y/N/Yuu: be a little delusional
Ace: A little?
Deuce: Shh! I wanna hear what they're gonna say
Mc/Y/N/Yuu: But I think I see something looking at me through that window
Ace: ...
Deuce: ..what?
Mc/Y/N/Yuu: yea, it's tall and dark
Ace, running to the window to look: WHERE?!
Deuce: DON'T, WHAT IF IT COMES THROUGH THE WINDOW
Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Is this normal in this world?
Ace, turning to face Mc/Y/N/Yuu: NO! WHY THE FUCK WOULD IT BE?!
Deuce: IT MOVED!
Mc/Y/N/Yuu: OH MY GOD WHERE'D IT GO?!
Ace: I CAN'T SEE IT
*Wind making the tree hit the window*
Ace and Deuce: AAAAAAAAAAA
Mc/Y/N/Yuu, running to their room: Y'ALL CAN DEAL WITH THAT IM LEAVING
*Deuce, also running with Mc/Y/N/Yuu now*
Ace: COWARDS, DON'T LEAVE ME HERE!
(who do y'all think was watching? 🕵🏽♀️)
Dividers from/by @/cafekitsune
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