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penspagesandpulses · 3 months

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To Crack a Soldier by Sarah Beran

Sarah writes the sweetest books. And for this book especially, it fits SO WELL!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Nutcracker is one of my FAVORITE stories!!!!! I LOVE the ballet (watching it live is SO MAGICAL!!!) and I absolutely ADORE the music!!!!! My younger sister loves the Nutcracker more than I do; she owns like 50 Nutcrackers now and like five different versions of the story. Basically, I’m really…

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#book review #book reviews #Christmas #clean romance #fairy tale retelling #fantasy #music #Nutcracker #reading #Sarah Beran #The Shattered Tales #To Crack a Soldier

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emahriel · 8 months

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bon appétit friends umikochann's artwork

#em: txt #i have deceased tbh #amelia understands #also samantha's “YES SOLDIER” cracks me up #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #dave jones #halsin #samantha beart #karlach #umikochannart #amelia tyler

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hellafluff · 2 months

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Garrus' interactions with Shepard post-Thessia are so fucking well written. Everyone else is telling Shepard they're sorry or doing a soft sad voice asking if she's okay but Garrus has this moving little speech about how losing a fight isn't the end of the war and I just. He's so fucking good. He knows what Shepard needs to hear and has the experience to back up the things he says. He's so good to her

#post-thessia is sooooooooo fucking devastating #Shepard's stress is so high all her friends are trying to crack through the soldier to get to the woman to make sure shes okay #i LOVE the conversation with joker where he tells her Anderson wanted HIM to look after HER #in a galaxy that is on fire and these people trying to keep the firebreak maintained for just a little longer theyre all worried #ABOUT SHEPARD #and shepard knows she cant breakdown shes channeling all the stress and fear into action and anger instead of showing how scared she is #even when everyone around her is saying its okay to show that to them because theyre her friends and family but she CANT #i love mass effect #mass effect #mass effect 3 #me3 #shakarian #crazee talk

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5ftboy · 9 months

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(sean finnerty after a man gets absolutely eviscerated)

#critical role #candela obscura #candela obscura spoilers #brennan lee mulligan #sean finnerty #mine **#cracking jokes non stop under stressful situations is a coping mechanism methinks #(and yes i added the wink for those enraptured by this crass lil' soldier like Me)

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cheebuss · 8 months

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How about soldier warrior cats? Pls 🥺

Super late but STARCLAN BLESS MURICA'!!!

#cheez rambles #my art #fanart #fandom character #my design #crack #crossover #warrior cats #catified #team fourtrees 2 #tf2 soldier #tf2 solly #// I LOVE THEM!!!#// do not take their respective helmets its the source of all their powers #// also both small-ish but units!!

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hermywolf · 2 years

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the boys + textposts 31/? some of these are @jaskierx‘s ideas!!<3

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themissinghand · 4 months

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ghhhhh i have a massive Beru brainrot,,,,z he won't get out of my headdd... can I request a cute little crack fic about a gn/male reader who returns from a fancy gathering or party they're drunk? they get overly excited to see Beru, and uh- basically this happens

The lip gloss scent wouldn't come off, and Beru smells like cherries for a few days. Jinwoo witnessed this happen to Beru lmao

also the relationship between Beru n the reader is platonic, they just like Beru..., little meow meow..

take care!

Solo Leveling: Little Meow Meow ^-^

Summary: In which loving Beru is like loving a cat.

Or Beru is too cute not to love.

Pairing: Platonic! Beru and M! reader.

Note: Thanks for being patient!

Warning: None. Just fluffy goodness.

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Beru watched as you stumbled into the apartment.

In fact, he had watched the young man go into a bar filled with laughter, music, and clinking glasses.

Now, Beru almost popped out from the shadows had you not held onto the wall with all your might.

His Liege had asked him to watch over his little friend, to make sure that you were not harmed or taken advantage of. Beru also knows that His Liege cares about you very much, considering how much you had supported his family through tough times as a B-class hunter.

“B-Beru? Is that you?” You hiccuped, before you rubbed your eyes. Beru jumped at the sudden call of his name, and didn’t know how you manage to spot him without revealing himself.

“Beru~ I know you’re there~” You take a step, but tumble over. Luckily, Beru was there to catch you.

"Beru! My favourite lil man~" you exclaimed, your words slightly slurred. "You won't believe the party I just came from! It was incredible!"

Beru tilted his head, a silent acknowledgment of your presence, instead, leading you to the sofa. The drunk man, however, paid no mind to Beru's stoic demeanor. Instead, you gave the shadow knight a wide grin.

"You know, Beru, you're like my own little meow meow," you giggled, reaching out to rub the creature's head. Beru shivered, a foreign feeling bloomed from within.

Suddenly, you cupped Beru's face and brought it closer to your own.

"You're so cute, Beru, You’re like a little kitty!" you cooed, and without another warning, your lips pressing against the creature's forehead.

Beru immediately jumped back, surprised by his own avoidance and embarrassment. Is this what humans do when they get drunk?!

Luckily HIs Liege can’t get drunk, because humans are like a different person when they are drunk!

If Beru wasn’t here, what if you did this to someone else! That would be embarrassing!

“Beru~” While Beru’s head was filled with question marks and danger signals as more scenarios pop up, you however, weren't satisfied with just one kiss.

You dive towards him and continued to shower Beru with affectionate pecks, your enthusiasm fueled by the alcohol coursing through your veins.

Also, were you wearing lip gloss?? Why does it smell like cherries?!

Beru, being smothered with kisses, he quickly held you up and away from him. He didn't know what to do.

My Liege!

Jinwoo, having sensed the commotion, entered the room just in time to witness the peculiar scene. His eyes widened as he took in the sight of Beru, who was covered in red lip stains, and looking at him confused and pleading for help.

"What's going on here?" Jinwoo asked, trying to stifle a laugh.

You turned to Jinwoo, your cheeks flushed from both embarrassment and alcohol.

"Oh, Jinwoo! Beru just deserves all the love, you know?"

Jinwoo couldn’t help but chuckle, making Beru even more flustered. Luckily, Jinwoo easily peeled you off of the poor shadow soldier, letting the poor Beru breathe again.

You grinned, giving Beru one last affectionate pat before settling onto the couch.

"Best party ever, Jinwoo. Best party ever." You mumbled before going into a slump, clearly won’t remember anything when you wake up.

And so, in the quiet apartment, the shadow knight sat awkwardly, adorned with the scent of cherries, as you drifted into a tipsy slumber, thinking of their own little meow meow.

Jinwoo didn’t forget to tease Beru everyday, nor did anyone in the shadow army.

#manhwa #solo leveling spoilers #solo leveling fic #solo leveling headcanons #solo leveling #shadow soldiers #sung jin woo x reader #beru #sung jin woo #male reader #x male reader #x male y/n #solo leveling crack #platonic

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marvel-my-most-beloved · 6 months

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#sam and bucky #sam wilson #bucky barnes #james buchanan barnes #captain america #white wolf #falcon and the winter soldier #falcon #winter soldier #falcon and winter solider series #incorrect sams quotes #incorrect bucky barnes #marvel #avengers #incorrect avengers quotes #avengers incorrect quotes #avengers crack #incorrect marvel quotes #marvel: behind the scenes

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post-it-notes7 · 9 months

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a small collection of Mir Falspar drawings

#mir falspar #kirby right back at ya #galaxy soldier army #post's art gallery #he usually tries to keep the cracks on his actual body covered #though there's only so much he can do when anything he puts over them just starts deteriorating #thus you have the half-torn look of his sleeve and cape #and an incredible threshold for denial if someone asks about it

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satoshy12 · 10 months

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The Dragon's mercenary

Deadstroke x Dorathea

Dora had already spent a few days in the Human world when Ser Phantom told her she could leave whenever she wanted to see the human world. Which she did as she left the Ghost Zone; it had truly changed since she was alive.

While on her travels, she found a wounded Ser Phantom! Only after she took care of the boy and healed him up did she notice it wasn't Danny. But a boy who just looks like Danny Well, she worked on him and healed him; later, Deathstroke found his wounded son, and Respawn stopped his father from attacking his savior; without her help, he would have died.

Slade stopped to try to attack her, talked with her, and led her to his base so she could take care of Respawn there.

After a few months, Danny left to search for Dora; he feared something could have happened to her. As he heard, she didn't return to the Ghost Zone. While it's true she can turn into a dragon and all that, it's better to save her than not.

He found her now a mother and wife?

Respawn saw why the woman thought he was him; they look basically the same. Slade saw what had confused Dora, and Dora is happy that James Wilson will now have friends.

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Once again, a short time later, it was Rose who saw her father in Jump City. Her dad was playing family! And she has a new stepmother, it seems. He seem to have separated private from job.

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furiouskettle · 1 year

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Да, любимая, да... Нет, любимая, нет.

#kiwidoodles #soviet animation #the steadfast tin soldier #steadfast tin soldier #hans christian andersen #unsure what possessed me to draw this but here it is #it is cracking me up trying to imagine what my new followers think of my drawing habits #hello i will draw fanart of the most obscure things possible #i mean this one isnt obscure its just not english

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onepiece-polls · 2 days

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One Piece Crack Ship War - Round 1 Side G

KillSan edit made by @fivedayslater

RoRayShaRou edit made by @naniguini

Propaganda under the cut.

KillSan: Just really enjoy the image of them making pasta and talking shit about their captains to each other. I think they'd get along great.

RoRayShaRou: I think it would be cute seeing all of them together raising all the kids they adopted/had in cannon.

#one piece #op crack ship war #massacre soldier killer #black leg sanji #gol d roger #portgas d rouge #silvers rayleigh #shakuyaku #round 1 #side g #tournament poll

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fischiee · 8 months

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casual violence as affection with the carwash sibs... carolina throwing a knife at wash when he is being annoying and him just casually batting it away or grabbing it out of the air and smirking at her knowing he got to her...... sinking a fork into the table millimeters away from their hand if they try to steal something off the others plate... hitting each other just too hard when they're teasing.. chasing each other down with they say something mean and no one knowing if its going to end in them giggling and wrestling or another broken arm

#pictured this as like carolina telling the bgc an embarrassing story from wash's childhood and a knife just sinks into the wall #like nicking her ear and wash is just glaring at her from across the room and she just cracks up and tells it faster before he reaches her #them being such skilled soldiers that if they /really/ wanted to kill you they already would have #rvb #red vs blue #carwash siblings #agent carolina #agent washington #they don't know how to do affection and kindness so they work in pain instead and its just what they know best #theyre so fucked up i love them

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hermywolf · 2 years

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the boys + textposts part 3/?

ok last one today. god i made wayy too many of these

#the boys #show:theboys #the boys spoilers #hermy posts #soldier boy #spn #jensen ackles #kimchie #the frenchman #frenchie #kimiko miyashiro #hughie campbell #billy butcher #the homelander #crack #memes #textposts #the boys textposts series

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tf2daily404 · 9 days

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Day 9: tiny solly falling down the stairs -bert

(Art quality is terrible beacuse I have exams, sorry)

#team fortress 2 #tf2 fanart #team fortress fanart #tf2 #tf2 daily #fanart #traditional art #chibi style #tf2 soldier fanart #tf2 soldier #tf2 solly #daily art #art #ibis paint x #404 #valve #doodle #crack post

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thatmoththoth · 9 months

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Tma x mechs crossover au where suddenly, the Toy Soldier and Nikola gain the ability to travel between the two universes and become instant friends. Also Nikola would probably mess with the Mechs crew by pretending to be the toy soldier since she has the same voice as TS and also happens to be an inanimate object. Maybe the Toysoldier would end up being an honorary member of the circus? Jonny’s reaction to seeing nikola would probably end up being 3 words. “Great. There’s two.”

I really need to stop getting au ideas.

#the magnus archives #tma #nikola orsinov #the toy soldier #mechs #the mechanisms #crack au #au

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