To all of my fellow girls here, do you ever get huge crushes on two male characters of a fandom and instead of choosing one of them to love you just non-canonically gay ship them so you don’t have to choose between them anymore?
happy when we're all done here i'll buy you a nice big family size bottle of top shelf lube and i'll tickle your balls till you beg me to stop and even then i won't i just won't do it wednesday