pls rb the Ao3 Top Ships Zolu vs Davekat poll its REALLY close and theres an hour left

Lol, great minds think alike? 😅 (I just stumbled upon it on my dash 🙈)

Tumblr Top Ships Bracket - Round 1 Side 2

This poll is a celebration of fandom and fandom history; we're aware that there are certain issues with many of the listed pairings and sources, but they are a part of that history. Please do not take this as an endorsement, and refrain from harassment.

I wanted to see if my favourite Strawhat, Condoriano, made it into any crack ships. Obviously with his skills, strength, and versatility, he can really be shipped with anyone

Obviously, this hotty got into a few ships, yes. There's Condoribou in the poll that's already online, and he's also in a ship with Robin, which will be in the E side.

Yamato:

1. like the epitome of golden retriever boy. He's huge and silly and strong and has big boobs. also he has dog powers which is cool.

2. He's 28 and lived a very sheltered life... wearing explosive chains, trapped on an island and hunted down by his father and subordinates. So, he's most likely a virgin now (unless he fucked Ace), but he's now free and living large as a hero, able to get out all of that repressed energy from 20 years of house arrest.

He idolizes and wants to be Kozuki Oden who, at the age of 15, seduced so many married women that their husbands took up arms and fought him in the Harem War. And Yamato KNOWS this because he read Oden's journal. If Yamato really wants to emulate Oden, he needs to FUCK like him, too! Yamato's the strongest person currently living in Wano, he's got the stamina and power for a whole nation.

Wei WuXian:

Every bitch in the universe wants his pussy so bad it's embarrassing. Male and female. Nobody can stop thinking about him for 20 years. The most celibate man in the world became obsessed with him, psychologically and sexually. His pussy knows no bounds.

One Piece Crack Ship War - Round 1 Side B

Propaganda under the cut.

Nami x Paulie: Most people would get angry by the idea alone that Nami is shipped with a guy. Or Paulie with a woman. But the idea of them is just so funny. There is - of course - the fact that those two station managers (?) thought that Paulie and Nami would marry. But also all of Nami and Paulie's interactions are just so funny, the way he tries to shame her and it is absolutely not working? The way Nami does not care about him being crazy? If they were a thing she would dominate the shit out of him. Nami would wear the pants and poor Paulie never would stand a chance. But he would be happy. Also a guy with a gambling problem and Nami who can never lose. No matter how I look at it, those two make me laugh.

FirstMateShipping: I just think that the yonkos first mates should get together and idk. Do something about that job title 😂

"Who's Hotter?" Battle of the Fire Powers #2

Worst Animated Dad Bracket Round 3

Propaganda: Gendo: Wasn’t in his sons life until the boy was useful then sent him into dangerous battles

Vinsmoke Judge: Thinks of his kids as soldiers, biologically modified them while they were still in the womb to be emotionless and perfectly obedient. when one of his sons was 'malfunctional' and showed emotions he had his son locked in a dungeon with an metal mask so no one would know who the child was. he has five children. the oldest is a girl who feels so in adaquate alot of the time because she was not good enough and he made four more kids and when Sanji was not living up to the other three boys he locked him up and made everyone think he died. then didn't seem to care when the sister helped Sanji escape. only cared about sanji when it turns out he could be sold off in a marriage alliance to strenghten his own position in the world. he also doesn't treat any of the four who hes forced into his evil army like people, they are just the most efficient weapons he has.

"Who's Hotter?" Battle of the Anime Duos #5

One Piece Crack Ship War - Round 1 Side C

Propaganda under the cut.

Iceshiv: I see these two men and go...make those men kiss immediately because that's how my brain works honestly we just make everyone kiss no matter how silly it might be. Shanks is a little wild, a little silly and is made up of -1 arm, 90% booze, 6% potential deadbeat supportive father, 2% graveyard because he's a ghost like where is he AT and 2% flowy cape. Iceberg? This man can HANDLE that, he grew up alongside FRANKY OF ALL PEOPLE he can handle a silly drunken pirate man. Drinking buddies at first perhaps and then it progresses into something more. Maybe they're just fooling around, maybe it's something more but I am telling you there's something that could blossom in these seas!

Hearts of Nika: Turns out we saw Nika before the awakening!

One Piece Crack Ship War - Round 1 Side C

'Pepsi shipping' art by @orange-artist

Propaganda under the cut.

Foxy Grandpa: After submitting my previous ship, I thought of the ship name, thought, "Oh that's cursed", and therefore had to inflict the curse unto others. God please let this get eliminated round 1. The world is a cruel and unfeeling place if it allows this to exist as a thought in human minds for longer than the bare minimum amount of time.

Pepsi shipping: Daddy issues + fun hair colors + she'd sing and he'd play guitar + Sanji would cry.

Love these polls! Thank you for all your hard work!🎉

Thanks for your kind words~! ❤ I'm glad you're enjoying them!

One Piece Crack Ship War - Round 1 Side C

LuNi edit made by @burnttoastlife

Propaganda under the cut.

Marco x Sabo: [submitter gave no propaganda]

LuNi: I think it would be funny if Luffy got with Niji just in general. Consider that Niji has lightning-based powers that may or may not be entirely from his raid suit, and Luffy is made of rubber, so they are already natural opposites. In the perspective of Niji being redeemed, I think Luffy is someone who could help him learn compassion in a very blunt and straightforward way. Additional note: I do believe Luffy is aromantic, but he can form a relationship with Niji as a treat. Plus, Luffy’s aromanticism and Niji’s iffiness on compassion and feelings make for a very interesting dynamic in my mind. Luffy has platonic love, Niji only knows romantic/sexual love, so I think it would be interesting to see how those two combine in one relationship. They’re pairing may not be exactly romantic, may not be exactly a QPR, but it sure is… something!

One Piece Crack Ship War - Round 1 Side C

Tera/Sora art by @8balldoodles

Propaganda under the cut.

Tera x Sora: Sora means sky and Tera means earth how poetic is that? Also I think if they had the chance to be single moms and raise their kids together they would have been unstoppable.

KillerQueen: One’s got a good body like gelatine. The other is like dynamite with a laser beam. Together, they’re guaranteed to blow your mind!