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metalmiez · 3 days
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Describe this movie, wrong answers only >:D
This masterpiece was born on @riathedreamer s Discord Server and is based on her FanFiction ‘Are we meant to read the Footnotes?’
(No ornithologists were harmed during filming this movie 🐦)
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pyjamacryptid · 10 months
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So. I drew that “Arthur’s fished out of the lake” au of mine
edit: yes I know that boats like that likely wouldn’t fish on a lake, and that where avalon should be isn’t really a lake anymore - I promise I know this 😂 - the imagery of Arthur being fished out of a lake in a net was just too hilariously powerful 😂
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AU where Jason didn’t die and is smol still and everything is just peachy and everyone else still shows up on schedule and maybe the Joker died of “natural” causes and things are generally going pretty well.
And then there are Flash Time Shenanigans™️ or someone punching a hole in reality or whatever, and Jason wakes up one morning having grown fourteen inches and gained ninety pounds that’s pretty much all muscle and no one really knows what’s happened but what can you do except roll with it.
Also Jason now keeps bonking his head on the top of the car when he gets in and has to find some good explanation for his college advisor and the other five hundred or so people that are going to ask him if stress-induced meta powers are a thing because it’s two weeks until finals and they’ll take any hope they can get.
Tim is doing so many calculations to see if something like this might happen to him too. It will not.
Anytime thereafter they meet any of their alternate universe counterparts the number one thing that has everyone else’s jaw dropping is the revelation that Jason was, for a good couple of years at least, shorter than Tim.
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my-name-is-calypso · 6 months
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Dp X dc prompt
Danny gets kidnapped by the joker
The joker is doing this Live on TV, to gwt The attention of Batman.
He is doing his villain monologue
" -you know? It so crazy that-"
" Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room, a Rubber room, a Rubber room with rats. Rats? Rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room, a Rubber room, a Rubber room with rats. Rats? Rats make me crazy. Crazy?-"
When the Batfam arrives the Joker is crying on the floor while in the fetal position, Danny is still going at it, and he is not stopping any time soon
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ghostplasmas · 5 months
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I can't take myself seriously.
This is for the LU discord weekly prompt: "everything is the same EXCEPT ___" And I decided to make everything the same- except Time is a Muppet!
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This turned into a full blown AU (/srs)
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blue-rose-soul · 2 months
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AU where Lucifer went down to New Orleans sometime between 1900 and 1910, right in the middle of Mardi Gras. Charlie was about 100ish at this time, and while Lucifer and Lilith were still together, there was a growing emotional distance between them that had been going on for a few decades at this point. Lucifer's just trying to have some fun and forget his worries for a little while, and he does. And he meets a nice lady. A very nice Creole woman who makes a mean pot of jambalaya with a kick right out of hell. They hit it off and spend the majority of the celebration together.
They get drunk. Very drunk. Lucifer doesn't remember most of that night. The woman, Nicaise, is pregnant.
By some quirk of genetics, the child comes out indistinguishable from a normal human, if significantly paler than his dark-skinned mother. Growing up, Nicaise always tells her son that his daddy was an angel, but all the boy sees is that his father abandoned him and his mother in a world that doesn't look kindly on black women or single mothers. He watches his mother struggle, he watches her suffer, and he grows up resenting and hating the men who make her life hell. Especially his father.
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soo0mi · 11 months
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🫂 。゚⊹ you’ve built a home in my heart — a ni ki smau!ᶻ 𝘇 𐰁 m. list !
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— ni ki x reader !!
:: u got up at 2 am to get some snacks at the convenience store down the street. for your inconvenience, you quietly opened the door to meet a peculiar sight, someone trying to sleep on the floor across the hallway because their roommate has their gf over .. ?
“ i guess i'll lend you my couch for the night. ” ☆
pairing // non - idol ! ni ki x non - idol ! reader
— i mostly used @ sullendin on ig for yn !!
warnings ? swearing, kys jokes, playful bullying, nothing much atm !!
genre ++ mutual pinning | love epiphany | strangers to friends to lovers | laughs at everything x enjoys making them laugh | sarcastic x sarcastic | crack | fluff !!
status : ongoing !
taglist : open !
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profiles :: hoe life or no life || enhypen
01. microwaved strawberries…?📝
02. mission ‘find his socials’ is a go !!
03. munch munch munncchh?? {pt1}
-> 03. munch munch munncchh?? {pt2}
04. a pretty stranger .. 📝
05. the feminine urge to frustrate a man
06. neymar jr #10 📝
07. goodnight lover ( loser ** )
08. not cheating on u yet
09. playing dumb ? 📝
10. drunk confessions 📝
11. nishimura dumbass riki📝
12. nishimura tloml riki ^///^
13. swimming beauty 📝
14. beating the bitch boy allegations
15.
adventures of ynki ‹𝟹 — YBAHIMH xtras !!
ni ki against the world ;c
drama queen ni_ki …
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nobodyfamousposts · 9 months
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Dolls AU: Streamers
Adrien and Marinette couldn't take the Dolls with them all the time.
Sometimes Chaton wanted to nap in his sunny spot.
Sometimes Littlebug wanted to color in her nook.
...and sometimes, the two wanted to play video games.
And much like their parents, they were good at it!
So good apparently that they started streaming their playtimes.
....and also apparently got popular.
Because somehow, despite being unable to speak, the Dolls and their expressions and their gameplay really endeared them to a number of people.
Chaton plays horror games and makes people melt at the way his ears perk or flatten and how he jumps when he's scared.
Littlebug plays simulation games and board games. People think she's adorable even as she's beating her opponents or torturing her villagers.
...then comes the day that Alya brings up the viral account to Marinette.
Alya: And it's just amazing how real they look! Whoever set it up did a great job with the virtual setup. (Holds up phone so Marinette can see) Marinette: (Sees the video and recognizes Chaton playing FNaF) GAH! Alya: (Completely oblivious as to why she's freaked) I know! Impressive, right?
Needless to say, Marinette rushes home and finds the two playing Minecraft.
Marinette: CHATON! LITTLEBUG! Dolls: (Jump and glance back because uh oh! Mama sounds mad!) Marinette: You are grounded! Both of you! Dolls: (Pout)
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ihavesomejays · 7 months
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had something of a thought so here's a kavetham doodle except they're carl and ellie from up (one of my friends said this was the weirdest crossover ever but personally i think i can and will do worse)
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warriororb5 · 2 years
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I’ve seen the “Mad Max movies only show us what’s happening in Australia so wouldn’t it be funny if the rest of the world was fine?” take and the “Fallout only takes place in the US so the rest of the world is fine,” take. But what about “They are both happening simultaneously but every other part of the world is ignoring them.”
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asexual-angsty-writer · 4 months
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AU where LQG, for the sake of his shixiong, tries to spend a bit more time in the demon realm/interact because he believes his shixiong wants him to be more accustomed to them — thus be more accustomed to his annoying husband.
But it ends up being LQG accidentally integrates with the demons, forming the most unholy trio with MBJ and SHL (in-law, much to his distress), who get into all types of chaos.
Also; New annonymously posted Bingqiu centered series that adds the war-god as the third — which has LQG breaking down (Le Gamegrumps "I'm done, I'm fucking done") over it. SHL and MBJ are half between comforting him (in other words, fighting to forget) or basically making fun of him and the book-him.
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pyjamacryptid · 10 months
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I want a silly au where Arthur’s return is just him being fished out of the lake by a fishing net, which is a surprise to both him AND the poor fisherman, who immediately lets go of the rope and dumps him back in the water. After he’s recovered from the shock, Arthur’s hauled back up again, looking like a drowned rat with a fish flopping about on his head. Merlin only finds out from a breaking news headline titled DROWNED MEDIEVAL COSPLAYER FISHED OUT OF LAKE BY HERO FISHERMAN, STILL IN CHARACTER
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kagayakukagavaku · 7 days
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Tails are fun.
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skrunklymice · 4 months
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AJJDKSJDDN I LOVE THEM SO MUCH RAHJHH
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This au is so random but I can't help but mix my 2 hyper fixations together 🙁💔💔
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mabeljonesrock · 3 months
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Hazbin Hotel Crack Au: Adam becomes Beetlejuice
After getting killed by Niffty and dying in hell, Adam is later revived as a sinner but loses his memories in a process, including his name. He couldn't remember his name so he named himself Beetlejuice. He managed to escape Hell and enter the Neitherworld where he becomes a ghost.
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plague-of-insomnia · 8 days
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I had totally forgotten/missed that they animated one of the crack AUs from the back of the manga volumes at the end of the Hamlet OVA episode… it’s…. something
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These are lazy sceeenshots (photos from my phone) so not the greatest quality but…. wow
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