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thisiswhereikeepdcthings · 5 months

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AU where Jason didn’t die and is smol still and everything is just peachy and everyone else still shows up on schedule and maybe the Joker died of “natural” causes and things are generally going pretty well.

And then there are Flash Time Shenanigans™️ or someone punching a hole in reality or whatever, and Jason wakes up one morning having grown fourteen inches and gained ninety pounds that’s pretty much all muscle and no one really knows what’s happened but what can you do except roll with it.

Also Jason now keeps bonking his head on the top of the car when he gets in and has to find some good explanation for his college advisor and the other five hundred or so people that are going to ask him if stress-induced meta powers are a thing because it’s two weeks until finals and they’ll take any hope they can get.

Tim is doing so many calculations to see if something like this might happen to him too. It will not.

Anytime thereafter they meet any of their alternate universe counterparts the number one thing that has everyone else’s jaw dropping is the revelation that Jason was, for a good couple of years at least, shorter than Tim.

#jason todd #batkids #batfam #joker dying #and Jason not dying #crack au

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werewolfetone · 2 years

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Dear god. please make all superyachts explode tomorrow. amen.

#i hate them and they are ruining my life #do you have any idea what it's like to go to work and have to hear 'ya the harbour is dying because of the superyachts and there-#-isn't a thing we can do about it'#i am this )( close to becoming the joker but with superyachts #anarchism #greatest hits

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hothammies · 5 days

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this happens like five times in game

#the option where joker can choose “akechi makes me so mad!” had me dying like you dirty fucking liar #shuake #ryuji sakamoto #goro akechi #ren amamiya #akira kurusu #persona 5 #sammi's art

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puppetmaster13u · 4 months

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Prompt 139

So. Dan has somehow found a small child. A practically newly born ghostling who had literally fallen right on top of him. A ghostling who had practically formed right above him, far away from nurseries and instead above him of all ghosts?

Him, the Sunkiller? The Worldeater? Jordan Vladimir FentonNightingale-Foley-Manson? Son of Space and War? Bringer of the End?? Seriously, what the hell! Ghostlings shouldn’t even be able to form within other ghost’s Lairs, and he knew for a fact this wasn’t his own ghostling seeing as he wasn’t interested in such things.

So here Dan is, feeling more confused than he ever has with a newborn ghostling clinging to him and sobbing in his arms about wanting his dad. What even is his unlife right now.

#dcxdp #dpxdc #prompts #dad dan #Phantastic Four #or at least implied lol #The moment Dan learns joker is alive he’s going to do a murder #He’s killed entire worlds before what’s a single mortal #It’s not like his parents or sister will notice a singular mortal dying- and it’s revenge for the ghostling #Dan: I am not attached to this lil shit but if anyone hurts him I will make them wish their death was permanent #Dan when Jason disappears back to the world of the living: WHERE IS MY BOI #Jason when he revives: Where is my dad- wait what dad- wait I have Two dads???#They get reunited when Jason gets thrown into the Pits #Big Fucking Pit creature emerges from the waters with hair like the flames of the dying suns and eyes as red as blood #the whole Red Hood thing definitely goes differently with Joker dead & Dan there #Dan still refuses to admit that the now-halfa is his kid but the others want to meet their grandson/nephew #I wonder if Bruce knows that Dan is the one who killed joker or if he might’ve been there

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nelkcats · 10 months

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The victim is... the same as yesterday?

Since Danny managed to master the power of duplication he noticed a couple of things: duplicates didn't always disappear when he wanted them to, it was possible to make many at once and he could change shapes when he used it. The duplicates also disappeared in ecto when destroyed.

So, when the halfa moved to a new location he decided it made the most sense to release "Human Danny's" over Gotham and stay as Phantom to look at his new home from the sky. He needed to investigate his new surroundings and probably find a better place to live.

This made the bats desperate, they had multiple alerts of "Multiple black-haired, blue-eyed boys wandering into dangerous territories" and "A meta flying around Gotham", Bruce doubted it was a coincidence, maybe the meta was a new villain.

In some cases they couldn't get there in time and the blue-eyed boy died mysteriously, since they didn't communicate with each other, they didn't know it was the same victim over and over again. Danny wasn't surprised when he felt one of his duplicates return to him. Of course, the halfa had no idea he was giving Red Robin traumas about a boy "vanishing on acid".

The batfamily, who remained without communication, thought that some villain was chasing down black-haired, blue-eyed people and killing them. Jason was the first to realize that it was the same boy and he frowned not understanding the situation. He found the meta and he was almost harmless, which didn't have sense.

#dpxdc #Danny wanted to explore his new home #so he created like two or three duplicates daily to explore while he search for a new home as Phantom #since the duplicates are still Danny they found trouble easy #some of them were attacked by villains #and decided to “die” to keep their human status #Danny didn't know the bats were seeing him dying #dp x dc #dc x dp #Poor Tim is traumatized #he tough the Joker killed the boy with acid #but no #it was just the duplicate melting and becoming ectoplasm #The Batfamily doesn't communicate #they are confused #since the victims “disappear” and for some reason they can't take a photo #the photos are always corrupted #the bats tough they were different victims #Bruce thinks there is someone pointing at the Waynes and catching innocent people #he's just theorizing at this point

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teamoakills · 1 year

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the thespian urge to have a rival love story (and it failing immediately)

#this doesnt belong in the post so im gonna talk about it in the tags #for my hermie design i gave him black hair (only roots cause he dyes it like 24/7) even though i always saw him as having light-brown hair #cause my sibling was like deadset on him having black hair since the beginning #i was like no hes blonde-ish right and they were like you're insane #so im compromising #he dyed his hair green for The Joker but its since faded and washed out now to be like pale dusty blonde #and ever since the whole journey to Hell he's just been lettin that true color grow......#its like a metaphor for identity or something. LET THAT TRUE SELF THROUGH.....!#dndads #dungeons and daddies #dndaddies #dndads s2 #oakworthy #normal oak #hermie the unworthy #team oakills! art

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arctixout · 26 days

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charm

#joker out #bojan cvjetićanin #i said on joblr disco that i was about to post a cute bojan gif set however i lied i'm dying #making this gif set was just continuous minecraft damage noises because jesus fucking christ bojan #jail. straight to jail.#*my gifs #bojan #*my post

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ladygata · 9 months

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Sorry. Wait. Sorry. If someone has already made this discovery. I haven’t been in the tags. But. HELLO? Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy confirmed in season 2!??

EXCUSE ME???? I AM LIVING. sorry if this is old news lmaooo

#good omens #good omens 2 #I can’t even process the other songs rn sorry #dying to know the context of the Crowley scene it’ll be in #guess I’ll find out SOON #bruh this brain rot got me standing in the middle of my kitchen smiling like the joker

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nonbinabee · 2 months

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In a world where people can just be magically revived randomly and have been consistently, like idk, why not kill the Joker? Is it really so bad to not have him around for a little bit of time like you do anyways while writers focus on different villains? You could make a whole event of it. Really explore the impact that killing the Joker has on Batman and his family, on the Rogues, on Gotham (if it even has one at all).

You’ve already had like pretty much half the bloody DC universe be killed and then revived again and what not. (Including Jason Todd who was once a part of the little “will not be revived ever” group). If you really can’t permanently kill the Joker then don’t. Just kill him a little bit. It will probably make a more compelling story than whatever the fuck Gotham War was. And if you don’t want revival to come into it, idk, maybe have someone take on the mantle? Don’t ever have to know who it is or really why they’re doing it just like the original Joker, but it could be interesting to see how that would change dynamics.

Idk I just think exploring the idea of the Death of the Joker would be neat character wise and story wise given how it tends to be like the first thing people think of when they think about Batman’s whole routine not working. What happens when you finally get what you want? Does it solve anything? Does it really change anything? Does it make the characters feel any better realistically?

Idk I just think it could be fun. Especially when death in comics rarely has any long term impact so when you do want to use him again just dig him out of his grave and toss him into the Pit or whatever mystical bullshit is compelling the plot!

#dc comics #Batman #jason todd #batfamily #the joker #I also think that in some ways he could be a more compelling villain dead than alive #it’s just things to think about at the end of the day #like I think he’s frequently either been dying or near death or whatever but I want him like personally killed #how does THAT change things in Gotham yknow?

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oifaaa · 2 years

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Curious

Wonder Woman protege Jason?

I think she'd have to outrun Bruce but it's do able

#ask #anon #dc #dc comics #detective comics #wonder woman #batman #bruce wayne #diana prince #jason todd #oifaaadoodles #honestly tho #I think any protege of Dianas sould be from themyscira #and with that said #trans girl Jason dying from joker #and being reborn from the well of souls on themyscira #Diana instantly like mine now haha batman

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thisiswhereikeepdcthings · 1 year

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betterthanbatman1 · 6 months

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I’m so-

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khihi · 9 months

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why this has been so has biven sparklin. sparkly. sparklitive.. why this so sparklative? is there a reason why this is so sparklive?? why has this bivin so sparklive? has why this been sparly? WHY HAS THIS BIVIN SPARKLING!?!? NACE!!!

#joker out #jan peteh #IM DYING

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eternalmomentss · 14 days

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oh perfect, yoshizawa-san fell asleep

your honor, that's his little sister

#sumigoro bestie agenda #he loves her we all know it #nav lines are hilarious actually #joker why tf do you keep dying are you dumb??#OMFG YOSHIZAWA SAN IS DEAD DID NO ONE HELP HER ARE YOU ALL IDIOTS #persona 5 #p5 #p5 art #goro akechi #sumire yoshizawa #pauli draws #p5r #persona 5 royal

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distort-opia · 1 year

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Alright excuse my compulsion to situate everything within a timeline, but. I love that now there's more than one story taking place before The Killing Joke that establishes Bruce empathizing and relating to Joker, and that Zdarsky clearly took inspiration from the one before his own for this aspect of Bruce and Joker's relationship.

The events of Zdarsky's I Am A Gun take place while Dick is a boy and still Robin, early in Batman's career... and so does Darwyn Cooke's amazing-showstopping-spectacular Batman: Ego. In Ego, we get another instance of Bruce's mind being split in two; there being a separation between Bruce and Batman, with the embodiment of Batman arguing for Joker's murder:

-- Batman: Ego

But Bruce says no. He says he isn't a killer:

Forever obsessed with how Darwyn Cooke so efficiently conveys how Bruce understands Joker, and relates to him. He knows Joker chose madness to deal with tragedy, that he was faced with the same choice Bruce was, and that Bruce could've become him. Because that's what Bruce lapsing into laughter and acting like Joker shows.

But the story is centred around Bruce in Batman: Ego, while in I Am A Gun... perhaps the best line to summarize it is Bruce thinking to himself, "Is the Joker broken too?" in Batman (2016) #128. It's not just the two facets of Bruce vs. Batman in this story, it's also the two facets of Joker: a human being, and a monster.

The conflict in Bruce is mirrored in Joker, and I am kissing Zdarsky on the mouth for acknowledging it and portraying it so beautifully. There's a monster in Bruce made out of hollow anger, and there's a human being crying for help buried inside Joker:

-- Batman (2016) #130 -- I Am A Gun

"He'll fix you." And Martha being the one to say this, the one who becomes Joker herself in a different world, a different Universe... perhaps it's not intentional, but it feels so relevant. In Flashpoint, Thomas Wayne is a Batman who kills. In New 52's Earth 2, he's a Batman who killed Joker himself. And in Bruce's head, it's Thomas Wayne arguing for Joker's death.

But I just love that keeping both I Am A Gun and Ego in mind, knowing that these thoughts and emotions were there for Bruce for years, makes The Killing Joke... even more poignant.

Bruce has been thinking about this for a long time. And all of it coming to a head with the iconic offer for help, with the one time Bruce offered Joker his hand despite what Joker had just done...

-- Batman: The Killing Joke

[clenches fist] It's beautiful.

#long post #and this not even mentioning Bruce going up to Joker's cell and showing him the playing card as revealed in DotF #which takes place chronologically around Year 2 as well #or freaking Going Sane which takes place before Dick came along #fascinating how all these stories shape the early years of Bruce's relationship with Joker. BEFORE Jason's murder #because that changed so much for Bruce. for both of them #I'm also going [WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN] about Batman 130 itself and Bruce thinking of Joker before ''dying''#I Am A Gun and TMWSL tie in thematically TOO WELL #identity crises! identity crises everywhere #hnng. anyway. I'm sorry I had to exorcise the Thoughts #batman #batman meta #bruce wayne #bruce wayne meta #joker #batjokes #batjokes meta #my meta #batman: i am a gun #batman: ego

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yoda-bor · 3 months

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#DYING CRYING GIGGLING #jure maček #damon baker #joker out

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