#NOOOOO THE WRITING IS SO FUCKING GOOD OH MY GOD IT HURTS
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♡ Black Sheep ♡
✦ Pairings: platonic!best friend!felix x fem!reader, boyfriend!bang chan x fem!reader
✦ Genre: fluff, smut, a smidge of hurt/comfort
✦ Summary: Facing trauma from your past to take things to the next level with your boyfriend is made easier by the love he shows you and some support from your best friend
✦ Word Count: 2.1k-ish
✦ Warnings: Super important note. The reader has sexual trauma. It's not discussed in detail, it's more implied than anything, but if that makes you uncomfortable please avoid this, my loves. Outside of that the only warnings are unprotected sex, oral sex (f receiving), fingering, and that Chan calls you "baby".
✦ A/N: I wrote this as a request for @maximumkillshot and it means a lot to me that she trusted me to write this. I really hope you find some comfort in it ♡
“Hey, I’m heading out. Need anything before I go?” Felix asks, popping his head into your room, unintentionally saving you from drowning in your own thoughts. You’ve been like this for longer than you know, sitting on the edge of your bed drifting off somewhere far away. Taking a deep breath, you loosen your hold on the plushie in your lap, “Um, no. I’m good. Have fun. Tell Han I said hey.”
You force a close lipped smile. An attempt at masking your pain that’s instantly betrayed by the tears gathered in the corners of your eyes. As if you could ever hide anything from Felix anyway. You’ve been best friends too long for that and becoming roommates has only made him that much harder to fool. Felix joins you on the bed, taking the plushie from your lap and placing it in his. “Talk to me,” he says, the rasp of his voice low and comforting, “What’s going on?”
His eyes lock onto yours, his gaze free of judgment, and the tears begin to fall one by one. “I asked Chan to come over tonight” you sniffle, allowing Felix to dry your tears on his sleeve, “I want to tell him that I’m ready.” Felix raises an eyebrow, “Ready? For?” You give him a knowing look and it clicks in an instant. “Oh, that’s big. Are you sure?” You nod, the faint smile on your lips genuine this time, “I am. I love him and I want this…” “But…” “But what if I freak out? After what happened to me I haven’t done anything besides scare people away.”
An undertone of anger transforms Felix’s angelic face into something you only see when he gets defensive of you. What happened to you in your past, what the people you thought were your friends blamed you for, wasn’t your fault. And every time he’s reminded that anyone’s ever made you feel like it was he wants to make them pay for it. Putting his own anger aside, he takes you by the hand, grounding you before you slip away.
“You haven’t scared anyone away” he promises, “Something terrible happened to you and the people who were supposed to love you failed you because they’re fucking garbage but you have people who care about you now. Like me and Han and the rest of the guys. And Chan most of all. He loves you. We all do.”
You stare back at him in silence, letting his words soak in. It’s easy to feel alone in this, burying it deep inside out of fear that it’ll be too much for the people. But you don’t have to fear that anymore and that has you wanting to cry all over again. Leaning your head on his shoulder, you give his hand a squeeze, “Thanks for being here, Lix. For taking me in and just...being you. I don’t know where I’d be without you. You’re so special to me”
Felix lays his arm around your shoulder, feeling tears begin to sneak up on him too, “Oh god, are you trying to make me cry?” “No! I swear I’m not!” you laugh, catching a glimpse of him tilting his head back to chase the tears away. “Nooooo! I can’t show up to a party crying!” he teases, “I’ll never live this down!”
A knock at the front door interrupts Felix’s dramatic scene, bringing your mind right back to where it started. Only now the butterflies in your stomach have calmed down. A frenzy downgraded to a soft Spring flutter. Felix kisses the top of your head, rising from the bed to go answer the door, “I got it. Just give yourself a second, okay?”
As he disappears down the hall you rush over to the mirror, checking your hair and makeup to make sure it’s flawless. You twirl around in your floral mini dress wondering if the lace at the hem is too formal. Or is the plunging neckline too revealing? “You’re overthinking this. You. Are. Fine” you huff, taking one last look at yourself before heading out to meet Chan.
The two men have already dug themselves deep into a conversation that becomes irrelevant once Chan lays eyes on you. “Baby, hi!” he beams, welcoming you into the coziest hug on the planet. “You look beautiful as always.” “Cut it out” you giggle, hands caressing his cheeks to pull him in for a kiss. Felix holds his stomach, making gagging noises, “I need to get out of here before I throw up.”
Chan slaps Felix on the back of the head as he slips out of the door, never breaking from your kiss. “Thanks. For. Coming” you whisper between Chan’s full pink lips. He presses you against the closed door, holding you like something delicate and precious. “Of course. Why wouldn’t I? You said you needed to talk and—” He takes a step back, the small glimpse he caught of your slightly red eyes enough to make him worry. “You’ve been crying. Did something happen? Did someone hurt you?”
Your best friend may be defensive of you but the way your boyfriend gets is a different beast entirely. One that’s still on its leash but won’t be for long if you don’t do something. You wrap your arms around his neck, bringing him closer to you, “Hey, calm down. Nothing happened. I’m okay. It’s just—” You run your hands down his chest, feeling the defined muscle tense beneath his thin black shirt. “Let’s go talk in my room, okay?” you smile, kissing him on the bridge of his nose. Your plush lips, scented with a sweet peach lip balm, tickle enough to disarm him. “Okay?” Chan nods, taking you by the hand, “Okay.”
You take your time leading him back to your bedroom, enjoying how he stares at you when he thinks you aren’t looking. There’s something about knowing that he longs for you even in those moments you can’t perceive it that makes you feel special in ways he may not even know. Sitting him down on the bed, you straddle him, your arms thrown over his shoulders once more as he cradles you at the waist. “We’re here. Now tell me why you’re crying” he says, wasting no time getting to the point.
“I was crying.”
“Oh, okay then, why were you crying?”
“I detect sass in your voice.”
“I’m sassy because you’re stalling.”
There’s nothing you can say to that. You are stalling and you aren’t even sure why. Chan knows what you’ve been through and why that’s made it difficult for you to open up sexually. He’s never rushed you or pressed the issue. All that matters to him is that you feel safe. Sex isn’t why he’s with you and he’ll wait as long as you need for things to get there. You, on the other hand, are done waiting.
“I want you to make love to me” you spit out, knowing no other way to say it, “and I was crying because I’m nervous.” “Baby, we don’t have to. You know that. We can wait” he says, terrified that he might’ve made you feel rushed. You stroke the nape of his neck, bringing your lips to his. “I don’t wanna wait, Chan. I want you. Do you want me too?” A silly question if there ever was one. Does he want you too? There’s never been a time when he hasn’t.
The spark from your first kiss all those months ago lit a fire within him that’s been smoldering ever since. He’s longed for this moment on quiet nights alone in his room. Longed to at last let the fire engulf him. Engulf both of you. Chan lays you back on the bed, positioning your head comfortably amongst the pillows before trailing kisses down your neck. You snake your fingers between silken strands of his hair as parted lips skim your collarbone, your body buzzing from the contact. His tongue dips between your breasts, delighting in the taste while his hands shape your tender thighs beneath their touch.
His thumb grazes your panty line, making your body jerk and arch. “Please” you whine, begging him to touch you where he never has. That moisture pooling in the cotton of your panties. You want him to feel it. Chan’s thumb dips further between your thighs, tracing the outline of your pussy through your panties. He bites down on his lip, his groans nearly undetectable. You’re wet enough that the material’s clinging to you like a second skin. He can feel everything. Your dripping entrance. Your petal soft folds. Your stiff, twitchy little clit.
“Need to taste you” he whispers, disappearing below your waist. He’s so impatient—so needy—that there’s simply no time to take the wrapper off to get to the candy. He pushes your dress up, his fingers tugging your panties to the side. “Fuck, it’s so pretty” he gasps, diving in face first. Hearing him hum and groan is almost as amazing as having his tongue jutting in and out of you. You grip the sheets, tiny dots of color peppering your vision. How can anything feel this good?
Chan’s tongue flexes around your clit working in tandem with his jaw to fill your core with pleasure. Your senses are overwhelmed, disorienting you enough that you don’t even notice when your panties have finally come off. “Channie. Oh my god, yes!” you moan when his middle finger presses into you. He takes his time, rotating his wrist to get as deep into your dripping walls as he can. You’re so tight, the ridges along your walls are such a work of art, that he has to slip another finger in. The stretch makes you salivate, your hips bucking to ride his face.
“That’s it, baby. You like that? Like when I stretch you out?” he grins, slurping at your pussy, his fingers curling and spreading to stretch you even more. “Fuck, yes! I love it! Love it so much!” Tugging at his hair, you guide him up to face you. The sight of him on top of you, his lids heavy with lust, his face covered in your juices, is heavenly. Chan kisses you hungrily, desperate to consume every bit of you. Bringing your arm between the two of you, you lift the band of his sweatpants to stroke the throbbing cock that’s already sprung free of his boxers.
Your fingers are like magic, running down his shaft, rubbing the underside of his sensitive tip. “Take them off” you demand, “Need to feel you, Channie.” Your wish is his command. They’re off. The pants. The boxers. Now there’s nothing to separate you. Nothing to keep his length from dragging along your warmth, getting nice and slick before the head of his cock’s pressing at your entrance. You wrap your legs around his waist, controlling how much of him you take. Every inch has you quivering more than the last, the tremors strong enough that he doesn’t even have to move to hit your sweet spot once you’re completely full.
“I love you” he whispers, cupping your cheek as he rocks in and out of you. “I love you too.” You stay just like this for what feels like forever. Kissing, smiling, whispering the sweetest things to each other as his hips snap against yours. It’s only a matter of time before your stomach’s doing backflips, that familiar pressure flooding your lower half. “Faster, ah, fuck, so close,” you say in the cutest voice. Chan grabs one of your legs, pressing it to your chest as he plunges even deeper making you cum around him.
Your walls are pulsing, nails clawing at his shirt. You call out his name in the only voice he ever wants to hear speak it ever again and he loses it. He pulls out of you, his left hand stroking his length, leaving warm drops of his seed along your inner thigh until there’s nothing left. Collapsing beside you, he wraps you in his arms, kissing you in the afterglow. “You okay?” he asks, already massaging your thigh to prevent cramps. “I’m better than okay” you smile, staring back at him lovingly. “Just checking. I’m here to take care of you, yeah?” You just nod, burying your face in his neck, safe in the knowledge that, yeah, he is and always will be.
#stray kids x female reader#stray kids x you#stray kids x reader#bang chan x female reader#bang chan x you#bang chan x reader#lee felix x reader#bang chan fluff#lee felix fluff
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Listen man, your writings feel like early comings of Christmas, I gotta do something in return, however small. Still shy af hence anon ask but hey, better than nothing ;-D
Oooooh, NOICE, looking forward to that prequel, whenever (or if?) it comes out 👀 (also my dumbass forgot to mention last time, Ram being flustered about his own dick in EY was adorable I can't-)
YEEEES OH MY GOD EXACTLY- More or less everything he's had to endure all boils down to his specific model, so no wonder he was afraid of accidents... now though? Not like he has much else to loose, 99.9% of R-7000s are already gone and his own reputation is beyond repair anyway so what does the opinion of other people matter? He CAN still hurt reader which sucks by itself but he's willing to put up with his fear and I just, I'm done dude who designed this fucking character-
LMAO I defaulted to hanahaki as I assumed the whole unrequited-but-actually-requited-love thing with maybe a dash of a near death experience is an easy gateway for all the piv you could possibly want... Never mind me then, sounds like you had other plans XD
And speaking of.... what do the good people of Tumblr have to do to motivate you to finish those last 4 paragraphs and hand it over? 👀 Don't care it ain't smutty I have a Need. Want another questionable anon link to horny Ram art for the motivation or something? wink wink...
PFFFFFFT Yes please, the more employees openly thirsting after Ramattra the higher the chances of new lore??? Maybe???? PLEASE??? WHEN IS THE NEW SET OF PVE MISSIONS COMING OUT I NEED MORE-
... Okay why are these asks so long, AAAAAAaaaaa- I'm sorry for being distracting >.<
fdsf re: Ramattra's dick, I mean!!! Imagine how absurd it is, you kidnap your ex and in HOPES that they'll love you again you BUILD a sex toy for them??? He's so embarrassed about his own neediness honestly.
Yes exactly! When he was bearing the weight of being a peace-advocating member of the Shambali, accidentally hurting anyone would've been such a nightmare for him. It only matters now in that he doesn't want to hurt you, the repercussions on which Reader has pretty outright stated are none since they understand that accidents happen.
Hahaha, honestly I think the reason I didn't finish it was because someone had proposed the original EY prompt in my askbox and that kind of set off a chain of events that meant EVERYTHING got tabled until EY was finished.
BUT I MEAN OH NOOOOO how could I ever continue working on Ramattra fics without the appropriate horny art???? whatever will I do????? *languishes at my keyboard*
GOD I KNOWWWW I hate so, so much that they've backburnered their actual storyline stuff :( Like, I got into OW because of the cool universe and characters, not because it's a FPS or has active esports, you know? So I've been waiting on story stuff for years and then they just had to go and make the BBEG so fucking hot and then only put out THREE FUCKING MISSIONS FKJDGJDKLSG
Supposedly I know the original timeline said new missions would be out "in 2024" so. hey. brightside, yknow?
And you're not distracting at all!!! I'm a terrible writer who thrives only on external motivation so shit like this keeps me active LMAO
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hiii taku i come with bonten takeomi & natsu brainrot. also it’s a lot bc i can’t shut up abt them help. this is just copy paste of me being insane abt them to my qpp bc i’m too lazy to type it all again but yeah
basically their vibe is when takeomi is too tired of bonten's shit he visits natsu's tiny flat and she cooks spaghetti or smth that they have with wine before they slow dance to music playing on the old record player she stole from her parents when moving out and when they're sleepy enough they put on a shitty old movie and fall asleep cuddling trying to watch it. also they go to clubs together, they are friends though often get mistaken for a couple, and they have kissed quite a bunch of times. not sure if this part is canon but they might've fucked a bunch of times too and i can assure you if they did they both stood on a balcony to smoke together afterwards they 100% smoke and drink together (maybe a little too often) and their whole thing is pretty ride or die oriented,, they're together to have fun and forget the shitty parts of their lives. to be themselves for once. to have someone who understands and relates
i am a little insane about them sorry
also natsu is the oldest of five siblings and she fucked up all of her sibling relationships bc she used to be in a gang and her siblings are still all in a gang, all the same one, but a different one from hers. and yeah shit went down when their gangs fought and natsu's won. she'd now like to fix her relationship with her siblings but they don't even accept her calls most of the time and it's even more one-sided than takeomi & sanzu :(( but it's also one of the biggest things that make them relate to each other ajdkfkhsj i think they start venting to each other too bc they understand v much how the other feels yk
also more natsu sibling drama but even tho she left her gang her siblings are still in a gang as i've mentioned before n it's a LOT smaller than bonten more just beating up people for fun and some minor drug smuggling but natsu gets jumped by some gang members every other week/month n she's pretty good at defending herself but she still calls takeomi to pick & patch her up sometimes bc yk she just wants some comfort in her situation...
okay maybe i am more than just a little insane about them but like. they <33 also me on my 'wtf is defining a relationship' agenda again but i think they're mostly friends but also like. they fuck labeling their relationship they just know it's very much not romantic. but could be fuck all apart from that tbh. friends? fwbs? smth between? god knows but they're close and not romantic that's all that matters
so those were the paragraphs. sadly in my fic they just met for the 1st n 2nd time so there’s none of that at all but i’m def considering writing abt them bc goddamn i love them 😭 and i think takeomi deserves a friend. he’s just a lonely dripping wet pathetic little cat of a man and that’s a little mean yk? anyways i also have a picrew image of natsu hehe. bg lore for it is that the jacket she’s wearing is the one takeomi gives her in my fic when they first meet bc she’s cold n he wants to repay her for making sure sanzu is okay <3 it’s one of her fav pieces of clothing after that i think just because yk
phew i think that was all the insanity i have abt her atm hope you enjoy fr
YES FINALLY HERE WE GOOOO
literally the first sentence abt them and im already in love. SLOW DANCING 😭😭‼️‼️🔥🔥💔💔 damn boy i want what they have frfr. NAH CUZ I RLLY WANT WHAT THEY HAVE. to finally be able to act like ur true self without judgement and be able to be affectionate without the binds of an actual romantic relationship RAHHHHHHHH I WANT THAT. also dont apologise man i can see why u are lolllll
oh man dont hurt me like that w the sibling issues nooooo :( at least they both have each other to vent abt this stuff. but yea go off natsu beat their asses fr ‼️
NO BCUZ THAT AGENDA IS SO REAL. i love love love them tho they seem so :)))) with one another so they get an easy thumbs up of approval from me ^ ^.
YES PLS CONTINUE WRITING MORE ON THEM IM OBSESSEDDDDDDD. ur description on omi is so fucking on point what the hell T T. YESSSSS MAKING PICREWS OF OCS IS THE BEST I WILL DIE ON THAT HILL. thatz so sweet of them tho wtf.
all in all im a bit invested in them now thanks elys 🙄🙄 /j
#SHEZ PRETTY TOO :333#love her#ALSO I WANNA KNOW MORE ABT HER SIBLINFS#*SIBLINGS HSHSGWHS 🤬🤬🫵🫵🫵#elys n taku rambles
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Beep Boop. Long time, no see, Tarou! My loathsome copy! Momo... Momota Saburo? Can I call Don Killer that? Don Hakai? Would perhaps Don Amour be appropriate? Don Magia? Don Ark?
He's a robot, is my point.
Spoilers, I guess...
-Murasame-kun goes a little cray cray once in a while, but he's okay!
-...oh Christ, I forgot Miho was back.
-Christ Tarou, do you ever have a quiet day free of shenanigans?
-Just kidding, I love you *chu*
-Ohhhhhh, that's a Ryusoul Gold I spy! ...Canalo's like the total opposite of Jirou, now that I think about it.
-Damn, Don Killer's just... totally barehanded, huh?
-Jirou and Haruka are finally paying their tabs! Yatta!
-Oh, and Shinichi and Tsuyoshi too, I guess. ...everybody be sure to set your KijiBro alarms, they will go off sometime soon.
-Jesus Christ, people can't get enough of Don Kaito!
-...neither can I, to be fair, but holy frack
-Terasaki-san! The pleaseman!
-Oh?
-Haruka, don't dig through somebody's possessions!
-Oh hey, that's Kohaku Shida's actual birthday, that's a fun detail
-...that's uh, not Yuuki Beppu's birthday, but we'll run with it!
-Aaaand Hifumi Suzuki's too!
-DON KAITO
-WHY WOULD YOU SET IT TO THOSE DATES YOU FOOL
-Do Not Fucking Press This Fucking Button (TM)
-"...okay." <- Totally gonna press that fucking button.
-ENCOURAGE HIM
-Great to see they're getting along, at least!
-Aaaaaaand, we're in trouble.
-All across the city, people felt a shudder.
-Don Kira!
-Ware wa Meshia nari! Ha ha ha!
-Ooooooooh, I don't know if I said this, but I love that look for Kouhei Higuchi, it looks so pretty.
-Ohhhhhh, he took that very cold.
-Man, that there Don Clan seem very short sighted.
-Oh hey Sononi! So uh, bad news, it's possible that Don Killer's gonna cancel the series by turning all the Donbrothers into meat products of various states of overcooked, but I have good news! I happen to know a talent scout for 765 Productions, always looking for new idols! ...we might need to pull some strings to get you a legal identity, but don't worry. I know a guy, just call this number and ask for a new dust filter for a Hoover MaxExtract-
-Ohhhhh, this dude's a fuckboy!
-Speaking of whom, hello Tsubasa! /j
-"Humans can't hurt me. ...also, your girlfriend is literally still comatose."
-Who's that Hitotsu-ki!
-Ohhhh, this one's very easy! It's a Denge-Ki!
-Don Time!
-Ohhhhh, Sononi knows.
-"WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT"
-"DON KILLER"
-"DON WHAT NOW"
-To be fair, this isn't that different from how Tarou used to treat the squad (Haruka especially) in the beginning.
-You know it's bad when even Tarou says "fuck this, we're outta here!"
-HKJKHKLHG TSUBASA NOOOOO
-Seems pretty fucked up to make the Donbrothers' executioner look like their boss.
-Holy shit, Tarou :(
-Oh hi, Sonoi.
-Yeah, Sononi didn't help us earlier, thanks for that.
-C'mon Tarou, we don't really need that "Stay out of this" right now.
-Ohhhhhhhh, Don Killer's here.
-Banana Pafa.
-Parufaito!
-Banana Parfaio!
Seems like he's enjoying it.
-...Don Kaito, what the fuck
-Ohhhh, seems like that mustard's causing an error.
-"Sonoi, the council already hates us, do you really wanna risk dying over this?"
-"We are saving our boyfriends and Sonoza's weird annoying manga friend."
-So much for "not attacking" Noto, huh?
-SONOI HJKHL
-De-mustarded.
-True Hero.
-Heeeeey, Kaito. Whatcha doin' there?
-Don Killer-Killer.
-Forever Hero?
-Beep!
-Awwwwww, Jirou loves his dad :)
-Helloooo, Crane Lady!
-Hey, so uh... the Don Clan created another massive mess, turns out. Have you considered helping us out, even a little?
-TSUYOSHI'S WRITING A WILL
-OH WELL FUCK THAT I GUESS, VALOR TME
-...oooooor not.
-"OH FUCK, IT'S KIJINO"
-Two fail men can't fight robots.
-Very nice, Shinichi. I will pass this onto my children.
-Is this Don Killer's "execution" method?
-All in the same god-dang ward.
-Terasaki-saaaaan?
-.
-Ohhh.
-JIROU NO-
-Hey there, Haruka.
-Dyin' sure sucks, huh?
-"Manga, huh? ...How dull. Rejected."
-"No dying unless you draw something worthwhile!"
-Donbura Ko!
-HE BIT THE FUCKING SWORD
-Zenryoku Zenkai!
-...Zettai Zetsubou!
-Barf missiles!
-OH?
-Is that
-S
-Saruhara
-Okay, thanks!
-Guess he's helping us now!
-Don Kira Kira!
-Oh sorry Miss Tamaki, we kinda forgot about you.
-Jirou's getting his crunches in!
-Admirable resolve, Tsuyoshi!
-...agonizing pain though.
-Aesthetics!
-QUE BOM! Ryu So Cool!
-Omikoshi Soul! Kyo! Ryu! Soul! Doul! Kono Kanji! Omikoshi!
-Big Bird!
-Here comes the Big One!
-Guess they're just.
-Fighting forever now!
-Oh god, the Kagome motif
-Hooray, Dad's home!
-J
-Jirou, were you
-Folding a penguin just now?
-SONONI JIROU'S INDICATING SOMETHING REAL WHAT THE FUCK YOU DON'T JUST DROP "Let's run away together, Tsubasa-san!" ON ME AND NOT ACT LIKE THIS ISN'T OVERWHELMING ME
-Absolutely insane episode. In a good way at least, as usual.
#donbrothers spoilers#donbrothers#avataro sentai donbrothers#super sentai#don! don! it's a full force peachy festival!
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11x07 of chicago fire
i always loving seeing the girls on fire scenes
STEALLARIDE
they’re so cute!!
THIS ISNT FAIR
im so proud of Stella
she's fantastic and im in love
boden and kidd’s father-daughter relationship is something to live for
hermann and cruz are unofficial besties and father-son
we deserve more of them
we don’t see hermann in charge too often
i love it
who’s this guy that thinks it’s okay to make fun of a firefighter who’s doing his job????
also
thE FUCK ARE YOU DOIN TO HELP?
HUH?
w h o i s t h i s g u y ? ? ?
oH SHIT
THINGS JUST GOT OUT OF HAND REAL QUICK
oHHHH NOOOOO
lieutenant kidd taking charge is everything i never knew i needed
oh who am i kidding
i always knew i needed that
‘hey, john, we’re gonna get you outta here’
john’s gonna die, isn’t he?
oh poor john
poor guy
they're making cry for a character ive known for 8 and a half minutes
john’s definitely dying
definitely
*snort*
‘an expensive midlife crisis... time for a minivan’
sev’s gonna take the bike???
John is sooooo dying
one hundred percent
carver and gallo would be good friends tho
like
if the writers stopped causing unnecessary drama around carver
i could see them being besties
‘weirdo of the week’ is an understatement
LMAOOO the ‘hypothetical’ with ritter and hermann is making me cackle
‘and the friend was maybe dying’
‘and not fun anymore’
‘he could pull through! it’s possible.’
‘what kind of hypothetical is this?’
hermann spiralling to ritter is hilarious to me
I FUCKIN KNEW HE WAS DYING
aw poor hermann
‘you tryna rub a hole through your equipment, cruz?’
‘it’s called cleaning capp. you should try it sometime.’
we love that interaction
kellY LOOKING OUT FOR CRUZ
I FUCKIN KNEW KELLY WAS GONNA GET THAT BIKE
oh wait
mouch???
ohhhh
it’s his midlife crisis
‘do you know how to write a bike?’
‘more importantly, do you know how to fix one?’
‘eh, i'll manage’
sure you will mouch
sure you will
mouch asking kelly for help just as kelly’s leaving?
peak comedy. golden.
fuCKS SAKE
THAT GUY AGAIN
THE FUCK DO YOU WANT MAN????
steLLA KIDD TAKING PICTURES OF HER GIRLS LIKE A PROUD MOTHER
stella looks good in her lieutenants uniform
reALLY GOOD
macy’s mom needs to take several seats
macy made her choice ma’am
either support her or get the hell out
goD STELLA’S GONNA DO SMTHING STUPID BECAUSE OF THIS, ISNT SHE???
hermann’s really showing his age
im living for his crusty father humor
ritter finding katherine in twenty seconds while hermann’s complaining is *chef’s kiss* we love to see it
sylvie brett looks absolutely gorgeous
mouch is giving me second-hand embarrassment and I DONT LIKE IT
capp smirking at mouch makes me cackle
gallo and hermann’s niece??
still??
reassuring husband!kelly is what stella needs
thank you kelly severide
stella please
baby
stop doubting yourself
oH MY GOD
THIS GUY
THE FUCK DO YOU WANT GUY?
WHADDYA WANT?
thank you boden
bro better leave
right. now.
good
he’s gone
‘hopefully that’s the end of it’
wallace
please
we all know that that’s not the end of it
that's nowhere NEAR the end of it
stella testing kylie is adorable
and the worry written on her face??
god it kills me
stella
stop doubting yourself
please
let kylie do what she wants
and SUPPORT HER
ritter is concerned
he’s gonna do something, i can feel it
hermann trying to talk to the automated message is peak father behavior
christopher rambling on the voicemail is so sweet and so cute
kelly you better help mouch
dude’s about to hurt himself
oh thANK GOD
mouch’s sly little shrug to cruz
kelly’s face of ‘oh great, now im stuck w/ it’
oH MY GOD THE HECKLER’S BEHIND THEM
WHY?
god
what the fuck do you want?
gallo and carver’s exasperated look
we love that
WHY IS HERE?!
dude just causes chaos and then leaves
brO GET THE FUCK OUT
thank you random police officer
get him outta here
please
i can't stand this asshole anymore
oh so john’s not dead?
brett’s reaction to hermann is so cute
oh they were serious about turning the washer/dryer area into kidd’s office??
looks nice
OHHHH
RITTER BACKSTORYYYY
oh poor baby
ritter
i love you honey
you’re perfect lovely
yes thank you ritter
you're helping stella w/ this
thank you
mouch wearing sunglasses while standing next to bike that he ‘fixed’ but can’t drive just SCREAMS midlife crisis
its also giving me second hand embarrassment and i can't stand this
truDY
trudy: ‘what’s going on here?’
me: ‘mouch is having a midlife crisis’
LMAOOO
I DID NOT EXPECT THAT
I THOUGHT SHED BE PISSED OFF NOT TURNED ON
LMAOOOOO
everyone in the background smiling and being confused is a meme waiting to happen
‘hop on baby’
GOD STOP
everyone cheering loudly for mouch and platt is adorable
y'all
THEYRE SO CUTE
the fuck kinda name is edgar weston?
look
edgar
i get you're pissed off
but there are better ways to go about it
than to HARASS a bunch of firefighters
and paramedics
who are just doing their job
ooooo
stella and kylie
yes
aww their banter!!!
also
kylie’s so pretty!
ah god
the heckler
bro
theY HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT
THEY DIDNT START THE FIRE DAMMIT
also
god
viOLET
YOURE MAKING ME CRY
hanako’s performance is amazing
oh poor guy
i still don't like you tho
poor violet’s ‘you can’t’ just breaks me
oh john
he’s alive!
oh damn
then what’s gonna be the consequences of his actions
john
you’re overthinking this
hermann is great at giving advice
awwww
that’s so sweet
PFFT
‘i'm the guy who left that very long message’
there are better ways to introduce yourself
im shipping katherine and john and i barely know them
aw stella
awwww stellaaaaa
looking out for her girls!
THATS SO SWEET
cindy and hermann are adorable
oHHHH
THATS SO CUTE
they’re so cute!
awwwwww
AWWWWWW
ohhhh joeeee
how's this gonna go???
please tell me its approved
BRO?
THE SUSPENSE
YES
OH MY GOD
ITS HAPPENING
YESSSS
THATS AMAZINGGGG
THATS SUCH A BEAUTIFUL MOMENT
#*kissy kissy* watches chicago fire#chicago fire 11x07#stella kidd#kelly severide#chicago fire spoilers
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Happy Valentines!
notes: I present a colab MH fic between me and @iron--and--blood, I wrote the first part and they wrote the end! Happy Valentine’s Day everyone!!
pairing: Morton x Rabenmark
warnings: none
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Morton blinked, suddenly aware of the sun coming in between the blinds. He panicked; he was supposed to have finished studying, there was a final today, and a paper due tomorrow he couldn’t be sleeping. He tried to sit up only to realize he was stuck in bed, he knew Rabenmark was awake as he wrapped his arms tighter around him;
“Stay in bed”
“I can’t. I have to look over my-”
“Nooooo” Rabenmark held him even tighter, pulling Morton completely against him in the action. Rabenmark’s breathing was still steady and deep and if he hadn’t even woken up.
He wanted to protest, he knew he needed to get up and look over notes again and write at least a paragraph or two for his paper. But he was still so tired, he had stayed up so late before he had been dragged to bed for a ‘short nap’ that had turned into a few hours of sleep so heavy he couldn’t even remember closing his eyes.
He relaxed for a moment thinking maybe it was a good idea to stay in bed; It was warm in bed, and he knew it was cold outside, the idea of walking to class through the February chill wasn’t something he was looking forward to. Rabenmark didn’t go to any of his classes unless he absolutely had to–which wasn’t often, but maybe he could at least convince him to walk to his first class with him.
Morton tried closing his eyes, maybe if he fell back asleep and slept through his morning class he wouldn’t feel so bad about missing it. He could say it was an accident afterwards and maybe take the test another day. The voice in the back of his head insisted though that if he missed this one test he would fail the entire class, and then not graduate when he told his uncle he was supposed to, and he would be so angry he would make him come back to Boston and then he wouldn’t get to see Otto ever again.
It didn’t matter if he knew this professor was lenient and would let him take it another day. It didn’t matter if the chances of Joshua getting mad over a couple extra months was extremely unlikely. And worst case he could stay with Rabenmark, effectively run away from his uncle instead of going back.
~~
“You’re overthinking again,” Rabenmark’s voice cut through Morton’s anxiety as if he was deftly wielding his saber. A hand came down on the far side of his face as Rabenmark’s weight shifted until Morton could see his lover’s face. Gray eyes perpetually ringed with red stared down with concern and Morton could not meet them
“Look at me” Rabenmark says gently.
“I need to get up,”
“Pleaasssseeeee?” Rabenmark said, and the combination of the childish plea and his overdramatic pout made Morton crack a smile.
“There he is!” Rabenmark grinned. “You are just so cute when you smile,”
“Shut up,” Morton mumbled, turning his face in an attempt to hide the blush on his cheeks, “I need to get ready”
Rabenmark responded by promptly relaxing his arms and falling, pinning Morton underneath him.
“Get off!” Morton protested, but the smile on his face betrayed his true.
“Do you know what day it is?” Rabenmark asks.
“Uhhhh Wednesday?”
“Nope! Valentine’s Day”
“Fuck!” Morton exclaimed, bolting upright in panic. Or at least, he tried to. because Rabenmark was pinning him down, all he did was his slam Rabenmark’s face into his shoulder and knee him in the groin.
Rabenmark let out a few strong German curses, rolling off of Morton and nearly falling off the bed in the process. A broken wheeze escaped him and Morton was terrified that he had seriously hurt his lover. Then Rabenmark wheezed again and Morton realized he’s laughing.
“Hell of a Valentine’s Day gift” Rabenmark said with a smile.
“Oh God, a Valentine’s gift!” Morton exclaimed. “Fuck! Oh I was going to make so many plans—I didn’t realize—I would have-mmph!!”
“Shut up” Rabenmark muttered as he broke the quick kiss. “Do you want to know what the best Valentine’s Day gift could be?”
“What?”
“A morning of cuddling with my boyfriend”
“Alright,” Morton said with a smile. “In that case, I offer you that gift,”
“Thank you very much, my darling”
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F1 Re-Watch 2022: Round 15 - the Netherlands
No I didn’t intend on watching this and Belgium so close back to back but... I just want to rip the plaster off and get it over with.
(Unrelated, this is the first of 8 races left and the Seb retirement sads are starting to come back 😭)
Anyway, I’ve never actually watched the Dutch GP yet so I’m curious to see if Zandvoort the circuit passes the vibe check or not, onwards!
iirc Verstappen wins so please let there have been some kind of good racing in the midfield and some Seb points.
I’m also starting this after 10pm so yeah lots of poor life choices made all round
but I do have chocolate
ah, opening with some windmills, just in case we had no idea where we were racing
all I’ve seen of Zandvoort is the circuit map so I am truly going into this race knowing nothing
Starting grid: Seb P19. fuck.
Lance P10 though!!
MICK P8!!!!!! LEWIS P4!!!!
Let’s not have a race and just call it a day
“Can Ferrari get it right this afternoon?” lol no. In Ferrari we do not trust.
JENSON COMMS MY SKIN IS CLEAR MY CROPS ARE NOURISHED
Sky Sports F1 at 99% is literally Ted and Jenson
right please let there be no lap 1 violence I did not enjoy Spa at all
obligatory “They’re not Max fans they’re McLaren fans” joke
[Start/Lap 1]: okay phew a mostly clean first lap thank goodness, just Lewis and Sainz getting a little too close
[Lap 2]: KEVIN NOOOOO
oh jeez he’s actually back on track damn that was so so close
Seb and Lance both up two places THAT’S MY BOYS
[Lap 3]: Kevin’s car is somehow fine despite smooching the barrier DAMN
oh damn the replay of Lewis’ start
(also OUCH that cut to Angela in the garage hurt today 😭)
[Lap 4]: *Ted klaxon*
Ted and Jenson on comms at the same race, so very blessed
[Lap 5]: “When you want a nice stress free afternoon, Fernando is not the one you want behind you” truer words have never been spoken. Assigned gremlin status by Crofty
[Lap 6]: Lewis still with the rainbow helmet we love to see it
[Lap 7]: Don’t do that, don’t give me hope that Charles can catch Verstappen
[Lap 8]: Lewis is also reallllly catching up to Sainz 👀
[Lap 10]: Alonso passes Gasly from P12
Unrelated but I cannot tell if the weird haze around the track is mist, low cloud, smoke from flares or sand dvhaeuh
[Lap 11]: Seb has somehow ended up in P20 17 secs behind Latifi, I can only assume he pitted :(
He did pit!! Cheers Ted
[Lap 12]: And Alonso passes Yuki for P11
and Seb jumped Dan at the stop 🎉
[Lap 14]: Sainz v Lewis watch: much of the same, Lewis closes with DRS on the straights but isn’t close enough for a pass yet
And Lewis up into P3 as Sainz pits
12.7 sec stop. ouch.
oh not Perez driving over an errant wheel gun, just to rub salt into the wound
[Lap 15]: Seb watch: up into P17 post-stops!!!
oh he was racing with Mick, who did a really nice pass
[Lap 18]: Charles pits. *prays*
2.5. much better.
[Lap 19]: Lewis P1. STOP THE RACE!!!!!
(I am well aware it’s bc Verstappen pitted. I still want them to stop the race)
“What happened at Carlos Sainz’s pitstop?” “A mess” avuehuhu MATTIA
when the clownery lasts for so long you eventually become self aware
I mean I’m still not on board with speaking to TPs mid race, but in this case I’ll allow it bc I cackled
Seb, Zhou, don’t do that
“Hamilton still leads Russell” oh boy that has never felt so good to hear. INJECT IT.
“He’s been passed a lot has Sebastian” the racing gods giveth and the racing gods taketh away 😭
“This is a really good situation for Mercedes” Inject it, write it into the sky, write it on post it notes and pass them out to strangers
(2015-2018 me would be disappointed in me but she fell for Ferrari v Mercedes propaganda so she doesn’t count)
Bono sighting (beloved)
[Lap 26]: lol I got way too excited and forgot my lap count soz
ANYWAY, this race isn’t terrible, not great, I’m a little warmer than whelmed
And honestly, the fact that Zandvoort is only on the calendar bc F1 want to milk Verstappen fans for cash aside, I don’t hate the circuit. There’s not that many opportunities for overtaking, but an onboard lap is nice to watch.
[Lap 28]: oop Verstappen passes Russell for P2
can we pit Lewis please I suffered through 2021 enough
[Lap 29]: Meanwhile the Ferraris are down in 4th and 6th
[Lap 30]: Phew Lewis does pit. For Hards.
[Lap 33]: Genuinely fascinated to see how the Merc 1-stop vs the RBR and Ferrari 2-stop is going to play out
[Lap 35]: Noooo slow stop for Mick
“We don’t believe we can manage to do Plan C” another race another alphabet lesson from Ferrari 😭
Permanent agony every time I see a Ferrari team radio message tbh
[Lap 36]: as it’s late at night I had to contain my yell at Lewis trying to go round the outside of turn 1. HOLY SHIT.
[Lap 37]: AND HE TAKES P3 INTO TURN 1!!!!
Seb this was not the time to come out of the pits evgesghgh
[Lap 38]: “That was Plan OMG with Checo and Lewis” Ted I utterly adore you.
[Lap 39]: Oh and Russell passes Perez too 👀
[Lap 41]: “No one’s talked about Ferrari” yes bc they’re not doing anything next question
and Perez pits for hards
Seb under investigation for ignoring blue flags akehgujahg
[Lap 44]: Yuki nooooooo
“Tyres not fitted” Alpha Tauri EXPLAIN YOURSELVES
...and Yuki’s moving again????
He’s going so slowly though
[Lap 46]: Anyway Charles pits, also for Hards
and again Mick vs Seb eagijaeigh
Yuki pits again 😬
“I know we’re near the North Sea but this is fishy” ajvhajevh Ted
ANYWAY cut to Lewis in P2
[Lap 47]: oh for god’s sake Yuki’s still going slow
to VSC or not VSC
yup VSC deployed
[Lap 49]: Verstappen, Lewis and George all pit under VSC
argh I’ve missed hearing Lewis be genuinely happy on team radio so much!!!!
[Lap 50]: VSC clear, let’s go zoom zoom
oh my days Lance P10!!!!!
[Lap 51]: 12 sec gap between Verstappen and Lewis. I am diving head first into the sea of delusion
another Bono sighting, thank you very much TV director. Your basket of pastries is in the post.
[Lap 53]: Death, taxes and Seb getting a 5 second penalty for something
oh man those replays of Lando v Alonso, sick
[Lap 55]: Me, knowing full well Verstappen wins: Yeah Lewis can totally close an 11 second gap in less than 20 laps
OH JEEZ Bottas stops right at the end of the main straight
“At least the only overtaking place is gone now” eaovhaeouh Jenson the man that you are
[Lap 56] Full safety car, as it should be
mean this race has been way more eventful than I though
[Lap 57]: Merc 1-2. I have become the sea of delusion.
or we could just stop the race that would be fine too.
[Lap 58]: The way my blood pressure just spiked upon seeing George in the pits, with the Safety car coming through the pits. Lewis still leading though.
oh grief so much pit drama, unsafe release from Sainz
Anyway Lewis P1, Verstappen P2, George P3. Stress.
I know exactly who wins. And yet I still think Lewis has a chance. I am boo boo the fool.
[Lap 60]: Safety Car ending. *distressed yelling*
I hate Safety Car restarts so much
[Lap 61]: ....
well that was fun while it lasted. Please tell me Lewis at least is on the podium
[Lap 62]: Seb watch: Into P14!!! but he still has the 5 sec pen
Okay I looked up the podium to avoid disappointment and I’m quite glad I decided to do that.
[Lap 64]: Lewis, George, can we not nearly crash out please and thanks
[Lap 65]: I am distressed Angela and distressed Angela is me
[Lap 66]: ...and Charles passes Lewis for P3. ouch.
[Lap 68]: 5 laps left. Much is happening.
Lance clinging onto P10 for dear life, Perez and Sainz thinking about starting a punch up, Lewis is pissed, Seb is still following Mick.
“Lance Stroll is lapping faster than Carlos Sainz” INJECT IT!!!
You drag that tractor Lance, go on!!!!
[Lap 70]: and there’s the Perez & Sainz violence
*insults you in Spanish* *insults you back in Spanish* *pushes you off the track*
well at least Lewis’ P4 is safe, this friends is why we don’t get too high on hopium
[Lap 72/Finish]: Verstappen wins, Russell P2, Charles P3
Lewis does indeed take P4.
LANCE P10!!!!
Seb P14 after his pen
Whew. Yeah. That was something. For some reason I fully expected the race to be dull but it actually wasn’t that bad. Yes It was a strategy race, but there was a tiny bit of racing, and both safety cars did act as a reset for the battle for the lead. And totally unrelated, but Jenson on comms was utterly superb.
7 front wings out of 10, next race: Monza!!
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Kate Babysits
Bruce: Kate I have an emergency.
Kate: What's up Bruce?
Bruce: A sorcerer put a deaging spell on the kids and-
Kate: And you need my help tracking down the sorcerer? No problem I-
Bruce: Actually I was going to see if you could babysit while I figure this out.
Kate just glares at him: Why can't Alfred babysit? Or your Justice League friends? Or, maybe, just maybe, you could hire a fucking babysitter!
Bruce, sighing: Please Kate, just stay back and babysit, please?
Kate: ...fine, but just remember I have no idea how to entertain kids, so if anything goes wrong it's on you.
Bruce, rolling his eyes: Sure, what's the worst that can happen?
-> 30 minutes later <-
Kate holds a two month old Damian as she looks down at a 4 y/o Duke, 5 y/o Tim, 5 y/o Steph, 6 y/o Cass, 6 y/o Jason, 11 y/o Dick, and 12 y/o Babs.
Kate: Okay kiddos, remember what auntie Katie taught you, no shooting in the house or at eachother.
Hands the kids guns.
Babs: Miss Katie, are you sure this is a good idea?
Kate: Of course it is swe- JASON! You will not try to shoot Tim! And stop chasing him before- Oh no...
Tim falls down the manor stairs, knocks out his front teeth. Kate shifts Damian to one arm and runs to the now crying Tim, picking him up and holding him on her hip, she checks him over.
Kate: Oh fuck! Bruce is gonna kill me!
Steph: Fuck!
Kate slowly turning to look at Steph: ...no
Steph, runs away yelling: FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!
Kate: Shit!
Dick, opens his mouth
Kate: Don't you dare! Go swing from a chandelier or something.
-> 5 minutes later <-
Cass: F- fu- fuck!
Kate: What?! How??
Steph, looking very proud: Cass and I played school and I taught her a new word!
Kate: Why would you-
A loud crash comes from the foyer.
Kate: shitshitshitshit.
Sees Dick on floor, mostly unharmed other than some bruises and a cut on his hand from a sharp metal edge on the chandelier.
Kate: What did you do?!
Dick: You told me to swing from a chandelier!!
Kate: It's called sarcasm!
Babs, sticking her tongue out at Dick: He's only 11, and my dad says that sarcasm is for adults. Like me!
Kate, looking unimpressed: How old are you?
Babs, looking very proud: I'm 12!
Kate: Well, that sucks because sarcasm is for 13 and up.
Babs looks offended and Dick sticks out his tongue at her.
Kate, shoves Damian into Barbara's arms: Take this, Tim I'm gonna need you to let go so I can bandage up Dick's hand.
Tim, now speaking with a lisp: Noooooo! I'm still sad!
Kate: Tim, please.
Tim just sniffles and gives her puppy dog eyes.
Kate: Fine! I can do this one handed.
-> 10 minutes and one bandaged hand later <-
Kate: Okay Dick, this time you stay near me.
Dick immediately treats Kate like a jungle gym and climbs on to her shoulders.
Dick: Okay!
Kate: Oh my god you're heavy, aren't you a little old to be carried?
Dick: But my hand hurts too much to walk!
Kate, rolling her eyes: Okay okay fine. At least I can still hold the baby, now where did Babs go?
Now with Dick on her shoulders, and Tim on her right hip she walks into the study to find the entrance to the batcave open.
Kate: Shit!!
Kate runs into the batcave and sees Cass practicing with all the weapons while Steph runs in circles around her. Damian has been placed on one of the lab tables near several tubes of acid, fear toxin, cuddle pollen, etc. instead of watching Damian Barbara is typing something on the batcomputer. Duke is still yelling fuck, but now he's also playing with a flame thrower.
Kate, picking up Damian with her left arm: Barbara stay away from there! Steph, Cass, come here right now! Duke, do not play with fire! Wait, where's Jason??
Looking around frantically Kate sees a holding cell. She puts Dick and Tim in there while she goes to catch the others.
Tim: Nooooo!!!
Kate: Dick, your brother is sad, give him cuddles!
Dick immediately pulling Tim into a hug and soothing him: Okay!
Kate takes away Duke's flamethrower: Do you know your abc's?
Duke, looking offended: Of course I do! I can write my name and all my abc's and-
Kate, pulling out a pen and a pad of paper: That's great, show me everything you can write.
Duke nods excitedly and Kate ushers him into the holding cell with Dick and Tim. She gives him the pen and paper, Duke starts to slowly write his name and the alphabet. Kate grabs Steph and Cass.
Kate: Hey Stephie?
Steph: Yes Miss Katie?
Kate: Duke is trying to learn how to write big words, and since you're such a good teacher I thought you could help!
Steph nods excitedly and immediately follows Kate into the cell to help. Kate picks up Cass and leaves the cell, locking the door on her way out.
Kate: Okay, Babs, what are you doing?
Barbara: Playing a video game.
Kate looks on the screen and sees that Baba has accessed the watch tower security cameras and is repeatedly turning alarms, lights, weapons systems, etc on and off. Superman and Green Lantern are freaking out while frantically searching for an invader.
Kate, nods looking slightly concerned: Okay, you have fun with that...
Kate runs upstairs to find Jason, after looking for an hour she finds him twirling a gun and reading a book in the library.
Kate: Wow, I guess somethings never change.
Jason looking up: What'd you say?
Kate: Nothing. Hey, where's your old DS?
Jason: Upstairs in-
Kate: Sweet, show me.
Jason: But I'm-
Kate: Show me now and I'll give you cookies.
Jason: hmmm... okay!
-> After grabbing the DS <-
Kate: Okay, grab all the books you want and follow me to the batcave.
They walk down to the cave and Kate puts Jason in the holding cell with Duke, Steph, Tim, and Dick. Jason is completely unphased by the others surrounding him, instead of addressing them he starts reading again.
Kate: Hey Babs, come here!
Babs: I'm in the middle of a game!
Green Lanterns screams can be heard coming from the speakers.
Kate: Wouldn't you rather play Cooking Mama?
Babs turns on all the alarms in the watch tower, turns off all the lights, and activates all major weapons before taking the DS and playing with it in the holding cell.
Kate: Uhhh, okay Cass, what do you like?
Cass looks at her confused. Kate looks around and sees a knife on the table.
Kate: Here, play with this, just keep it away from the others.
Cass happily walks into the cell while twirling the knife. Kate sighs in relief as she locks the door. She starts to sit down when Damian starts screaming.
Kate, rocking him: Shhhhhh, okay, okay. Uhhhh.
Damian starts flailing around, occasionally he's able to pull on a lock of her hair. She holds him at arms length and continues to rock him, this time it's more awkward due to her arms being completely extended. She sets him down a training mat to find something to sooth him. When she looks back on him he's giggling and gnawing at the handle of a sword.
Kate, shrugging: That works
-> 2 hours later <-
Bruce walks into the cave to see Kate asleep on the training mats, 2 month old Damian beside her chewing on a sword, and all of his other kids entertaining themselves in a holding cell that contains several knives and guns.
Bruce: KATE!! Did you give the kids weapons?!
Kate, opening her eyes sleepily: Wha-? Oh, yeah, couldn't find any toys.
Bruce: ...Next time I'm calling Roy.
Kate just shrugs as Bruce opens the cell door. Steph and Duke come running out, chasing eachother. Cass follows the two timidly. Jason keeps reading. Dick awkwardly carries a sleeping Tim. Bruce smiles takes Tim from Dick.
Bruce, as Tim slowly blinks his eyes open and yawns: Hey Timm- What happened to his teeth?!
Kate: ...uhhh, gotta go!
#this has been in my drafts for sooooo long#i actually edited this time so maybe there wont be typos#who knows#batfam#incorrect batfam quotes#bruce wayne#batman#dick grayson#nightwing#jason todd#red hood#tim drake#red robin#barbara gordon#oracle#cassandra cain#black bat#stephanie brown#spoiler#batgirl#duke thomas#the signal#damian wayne#robin#kate kane#batwoman#long post#mypost
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1. "You're such a dork."
2. "Get over here, you doof."
3. "Cheeky."
4. "You're so needy."
5. "Kiss me again."
6. "You're so adorable!"
7. "Look at you... goodness, you're so cute!"
8. "I'm just so happy!"
9. "I can't stop smiling."
10. "I like that you make me laugh so much that my cheeks hurt."
11. "You are being extra sweet today."
12. "Oh, look at you!"
13. "Your eyes are so pretty."
14. "I'm really happy that you're here with me."
15. "Thank you for staying with me."
16. "I don't think I've ever loved someone this much before."
17. "I feel like I'm in the clouds when I'm with you."
18. "You're like my hero/heroine."
19. "I'm gonna tickle you if you don't come over here."
20. "My, oh my. You are such a beautiful creature."
@drink-it-write-it
21. "Go with me?" "As long as you hold my hand."
22. "Is there a reason you're blushing like that?"
23. "Have you seen my hoodie?" "Nooooo..." "You're wearing it, aren't you?"
24. "OH you're jealous!"
25. "Can we stay like this forever?"
26. "Please just kiss me already."
27. "I think you might be my soulmate."
28. "Sleep over? Please?"
29. "Are we on a date right now?"
30. "I think I'm in love with you."
31. "Are you flirting with me?" "You finally noticed?"
32. "Am I your lockscreen?" "You weren't supposed to see that."
33. "I wish we could live together already."
34. "They're so cute when they're asleep."
35. "I just wanted to let you know that I think you're beautiful."
36. "Quit touching me, your feet are cold!"
37. "Sharing is caring, now give me the hoodie!"
38. "Give me attention."
39. "You met me yesterday." "Yes, and I would die for you. Next question."
40. "She's hiding behind the sofa."
41. "Did you just hiss at me?"
@wishiwasanavenger-archive
42. "Have you kissed anyone before?"
43. "Can I kiss you?"
44. "You're not hurting me, you're not heavy. I've got you, love.”
45. "I look at them and I just... it's like when the Grinch's heart grows three sizes."
46. "I don't... I've never... been in a relationship before and I'm going to make mistakes... I just need you to tell me. I need you to talk to me."
47. "You didn't tell me your friend was cute! Now what am I going to do?"
48. "You give me a reason to be better, to do better."
49. "God, you are so fucking cute."
50. "I love you, but I need you to go away because you're really bloody distracting and I have to pass this test tomorrow."
51. "Oh no... they're cute."
52. "I can't talk to cute people, okay? I don't know how to flirt!"
53. "God, I love your face."
54. "Don't look at me, I'm a mess!" "I love it when you're a mess!"
55. "Please do your homework for me...? Just one time." ... "I said one time, y'know... you didn't have to start studying. Not that I'm not proud or anything."
56. "I'm already home."
57. "Your comfort and happiness is more important to me than some stupid dinner."
58. "Stop moving! I'm going to have to start counting all over again!"
59. "I just thought that since you weren't feeling too good, this would help."
60. "I'm not kissing you in the rain! We'll catch our death!"
61. "Would it help if I stayed?"
62. "I apologise sincerely if my beautiful/handsome face has kept you up all night."
63. "God, you're pretty."
64. "Calm down, it's just a chocolate bar!"
65. "Please, tell me you brought a toothbrush?"
66. "You take the bed, you need it more than me."
67. "You're so warm!"
68. "You're freezing, Jesus!"
69. "You always look beautiful."
70. "Your hands are so small!"
71. "Sometimes I just want to cuddle, okay? Is that so bad?"
72. "Now I know where half my wardrobe went."
73. "Here, let me just–"
74. "You're really special to me."
75. "That tickles!"
76. "We only have one room left for the night..."
77. "Naps are life, okay?"
78. "I don't think I could love you anymore than I already do."
79. "I had the weirdest dream..."
80. "I got you a trophy, it's only plastic, but it's for being the best human I know."
81. "Someone keeps leaving love notes in my locker and I don't know if I should find it endearing or creepy..."
82. "I love your voice."
83. "Put me down! I can walk!"
84. "Can... can you come over?"
85. "You're the best."
86. "Can you please stop biting your lip, it's distracting."
87. "I thought you liked love songs!"
88. "I know you're not a fan of Valentine's day... I just thought that maybe I could change your mind..."
89. "You're my favourite know-it-all."
90. "That was the least romantic proposal in the entire history of proposals."
91. "I never knew you were a romantic at heart."
92. "I made it. For you. I know it's not the best, but..."
93. "Let me carry that."
94. "How do you know my favourite drink?" "I'm observant."
95. "We've known each other's for years and I don't think we've ever had a proper conversation."
96. "You're the clumsiest person I know, how did you survive past childhood?"
97. "It's always time for a milkshake."
98. "You know, humming the James Bond theme tune defeats the point of sneaking."
99. "I think your cat wants to kill me."
100. "Where have all my jumpers gone?"
101. "I don't get paid enough for this shit."
102. "Oh my God, I love you."
103. "I told you to bring a jacket."
@writings-of-a-hufflepuff
104. "Is that my shirt?" "You mean our shirt?"
105. "It's you, it always has been."
106. "You're everything I could've wanted and more."
107. "Kiss me."
108. "Home stopped being a place when you entered my life."
109. "You should probably go home." "But I'm already home."
110. "You're an idiot." "But you love me."
111. "I'd do anything for you."
112. "You took all the pillows so I'm using you as one."
113. "Stop moving and let me braid your hair."
114. "I'm so proud of you."
115. "You are my family."
116. "I'm right here."
117. "Can you just please hold me?"
118. "I'm pretty sure they're my soulmate."
119. "This reminded me of you."
120. "Your hair is really soft."
121. "Are you blushing?"
122. "Can I stay here tonight?"
123. "Because I love you."
124. "Make a wish!"
125. "I love seeing you smile."
126. "You're just a softie."
127. "You are crushing me right now."
128. "Darling I love you and all, but please step out of the kitchen."
129. "Take my hand. Just trust me."
130. "You're the only thing that matters."
131. "Did you know that you talk in your sleep?"
132. "Hey, look at me. Focus on me, alright?"
133. "Why can't I get you out of my head?"
134. "Don't let go."
135. "Stay."
@blisfvll
136. "You smell really nice."
137. "If you steal the blanket, I'm going to put my cold feet on you."
138. "You're comfy."
139. "But I want to hear you sing."
140. "Don't get up – I'll do it."
141. "Care to give me a back scratch?"
142. "Your bed head is really cute."
143. "How about a kiss?"
144. "Uh oh, I know that look. What do you want?"
145. "Are you really flirting with me right now?"
146. "I like the way your hand fits in mine."
147. "You have something in your hair, umm... do you want me to get it out?"
148. "It's nice that your voice is the first thing I heard today."
149. "This movie is really scary, but you're into it so I'm trying not to cover my face the whole time but– WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!?"
150. "Wait, don't pull away... not yet."
151. "Half the time I get too embarrassed to say anything."
152. "No, it's fine. I can wait until you're done talking to them."
153. "No, like... it's just, I can't believe you're actually wearing my clothes."
154. "I've been trying to get ready for like an hour and an half because I know you're going to look so good and I need to try and match up."
155. "I wanted to say 'I love you' for the first time without stuttering, but that failed."
156. "We could order pizza and just stay like this all day."
157. "It's not a double date. We're just third and fourth wheeling."
158. "I remember practicing how to ask you out in the mirror..."
@marauder-exe
159. "It's not funny!"
160. "That wasn't suppose to happen."
161. "Hurry back."
162. "I can't take you seriously."
163. "Problem solved."
164. "That was embarrassing."
165. "It's freezing in here."
@love-me-a-good-prompt
166. "I love you, baby."
167. "Hey, cutie."
168. "I promise to love you for the rest of my life."
169. "You're my world."
170. "I don't care if you're sick, catching a cold from kissing you is worth it."
171. "You are so perfect."
172. "Marry me?"
173. "You're the best part of me."
174. "Stay here with me. For the rest of our lives."
175. "I'm speechless, you're so beautiful!"
176. "Come here, I need to hug you."
177. "When everything's wrong, it's you that makes it right."
178. "You're the one."
@raggedy-dxctor
179. "Well, it's the thought that counts." "Wait, no, don't take my kisses away from me!"
180. "Oh, you've started stealing my socks now?"
181. "You owe me a kiss."
182. "How did you get in here?"
183. "That's not even fair."
184. "You promised me a cookie!"
185. "Ew, that is so sappy, I might vomit."
186. "You're not very intimidating."
187. "That was, by far, the stupidest thing you've ever done."
188. "Why don't you take a picture? It'll last longer."
189. "Why the hell is there glitter everywhere?"
@whcczes
190. "I'll feel much better if you let me walk you home."
191. "Apparently, all our friends have a bet going that we end up together."
192. "You make me feel alive. For the first time ever, I feel like I can breathe."
@moanlightlust
193. "It's two in the morning and you want to cuddle?"
194. "You shine so bright it's intimidating. I love it."
195. "I'm here."
196. "What's your name again? Sorry, I just got that super weird feeling that we only see in movies, you know? Like, the whole world stopped turning and all I could see was you."
197. "I was born to be yours."
198. "Isn't it a bit too cliché?"
199. "So, you're just kissing strangers for no apparent reasons?"
200. "You'll always be my favourite person."
201. "You're making it weird, stop making it weird."
202. "There's nothing I love more than running back into your arms."
203. "I'm yours. Forever."
204. "You always know how to cheer me up."
205. "I... I lost the ring."
206. "Will you be mine?"
207. "Darling, you look perfect tonight."
208. "You saved my life."
209. "Don't give me that look. No... NO! I said no puppy dog eyes! You know I can't resist them! Argh, fine!"
210. "I missed you and your bad puns and even your horrible cooking and the way you fit perfectly against my body when we cuddle. I just really missed you."
211. "We're a team, remember?"
212. "There's no place I'd rather be than by your side."
213. "Your smile brightens the whole room."
214. "I kinda adopted a puppy behind your back... don't be mad! Look at those cute fluffy paws!"
215. "You're burning up. Guess I need to activate my nurse mode."
216. "I love you. As in more than friends, more than best friends and more than super extra best friends."
217. "I love you just the way you are."
218. "We need to kick his ass, no questions asked. You in?"
219. "Hot chocolate and cuddles? Kisses?"
220. "You make me feel pretty."
221. "You'll always be my best girl."
222. "Never hide yourself from me."
223. "Babe! There's no toilet paper!"
224. "I'll never give up on you."
225. "Do you feel that shirt? That's boyfriend material."
226. "That prank went so wrong."
227. "Care to dance, my love?"
228. "AH! You're stuck with me!"
229. "You're too good to me."
230. "Is it that time of the month?"
231. "Can I braid your hair?"
232. "It's okay to have doubts, as long as you don't let them overwhelm you."
233. "Come here! I can't stand to be so far away from you!"
234. "I got you."
235. "I wanna fall asleep next to you every night and wake up every morning with you by my side."
236. "Stop, I need to finish this!"
237. "I just wanna binge watch The Office, but it's not the same without you."
238. "Because I care about you!"
239. "I just wanted to impress you."
240. "I love you even though your breath stinks right now."
241. "Did you just puke on me?"
242. "We should get drunk and do stupid things."
243. "I always know what you're thinking about, babe. You're like an open book!"
244. "Could you sing to me?"
245. "I, uh, could you... could you play with my hair, please?"
246. "Nooooo, don't leave! I'm cold!"
247. "I think you're suffering from a lack of vitamin me."
248. "A mistletoe? Really?"
249. "Will you join me, love?"
250. "I have feelings for you."
251. "You are the reason."
252. "Take my hand, I wanna show you something..."
253. "You have a lovely name."
254. "You're my everything."
255. "You do know a lot about my blushing schedule."
@voilawind
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So okay is tonight the last episode? Because people keep saying it is basically and like while I’ve resigned myself to it ending I feel like if it ends tonight it’s gonna be VERY abrupt
I’ve been so distracted by the battle I forgot to type lol
That thing Caleb did with the glaive was intense tho and very clever
[[MORE]]
"I cast Marine Layer!!!" lol
I’m sorry HOW many attacks??
Jfc how is Veth still up
Don’t make her cut through the body of her wife wtf Matt
Oh thank goodness
Veth noooooo
"Lots of cover" says Caleb, who is trapped under a tower
E: "Caleb I need you!"
Me: AHHHHHHHHHHHH
I’m crying
YAAAAAS BABY
SAVING HIS MAN
"Press my forehead to his forehead" FUCKINGGGGGGGS
F O R E H E A D T O U C H
I’m going to cry forehead touches are my FAVORITE form of showing affection and intimacy
jester NO
This is starting to get frustrating as a fight come ON KILL HIM
Both of the clerics going down
Wonderful
Oh thank GOD he had death ward
Holding onto his maaaaaan
Caleb that’s smart very nice
Should have willed her to just live tho tbh
Fuck I need to sleep just as the fight has started to get interesting/stressful
Oh thank god that Cad had a diamond ready to bring her back
Oh no is it gonna fail??
FUCK
that’s the first time they’ve failed to bring someone back
OH MY GOD
MATTHEW YOU SON OF A BITCH
God the clerics are in BAD shape
Please stop picking on my kids
Cant Lucien and the Eyes just die
He’s down fuck
And Essek’s right there with him
Fuck
Oh thank GOD for that heal bless you Laura/Jester
Niiiiiice!
Oh daaaaamn Beau nice move
NAT20 YEAAHHHH
Marisha jumping up and down in her chair lol
Essek Gonna fuck him UP for hurting Caleb HELL yeah
Y’all I’m writing so much Shadowgast in my head
FUCK HIM UP BOIIIIIII
Babyyyyyyy
Plz don’t kill Essek
Essek nooooo
Oh thank god
Not my other BOYYYY
Okay okay oKAY GOOD
HOW is there still an hour and a half to go
Stop trying to kill my BOY
Babyyyy D:
Hey Matt why don’t you tell us what Essek saw
Did he see Caleb reaching out for him
Did he Matt
Did he
FUCK NOT AGAIN
CALEB NOOOO
God dammit
Fucking fuck
NO
he’s DEAD
fucking hell
Essek get back to your man
Of course they can’t see him
Not that it matters because he’s dead
Fucking fuuuuuck
End this fight already I hate this
Come on Laura roll really good
YES
GO LAURA
GO JESTER
YAAAAAAAAAS
Y’all I literally shrieked
Holy shit y’all
Hoooolllyyyyy shit
Oh that’s both spooky and soft
Oh good the eyes are going too I’m glad
Bring him BACK
I’m begging
Revivify
Please oh gods please
(Essek please stand there in the background anxious)
Please god y’all can’t kill Liam’s character at the end of BOTH campaigns
God I was CONVINCED he was going to be perma-dead
“Insight check” I’m laughing through my tears
Somebody let Essek hug Caleb or something idk
What the
No way
I’m with Essek and Fjord here
“Once you’re a member of the Mighty Nein you’re in. You should know that by now.” Okay okay okay
Are we really gonna do this omg
Yoooooo go back for the bag!
Oh no
RIP the bag of holding
Fjord’s priorities are in the right place *nod*
Gonna have to have a one shot to find the lost U’kotoa eye I guess
NAT20 whoopWHOOP
Awww Fjorjester huuuuug they’re so wholesome
I honestly don’t know how I feel about this
Oh my godddddddd
What
Was it a 9???
What was it??
OH NO
A NAT1?? oh jeeze
That
That hurts
To have lost him a second time, basically
Ouch…
Essek now is not the time to be jealous, love
Fjord checking up on my boy
E: “It’s not fair. It’s not fair, you’ve all come so far. It’s just not fair.”
F: “It rarely is. You did more for us and for him than most anyone we know
“I spent my entire life studying with the intent to not let things like this happen to chance. That can’t be it, can it?”
F: “I don’t know, but if you ere to ask my wife friend Cad he’d tell you that life continues on. It changes, it elopes, it grows. I don’t think there’s an end…” couldn’t follow the rest but I’m crying a LOT
“You’ve shown me all I need to see” THANK YOU FJORD im crying so hard y’all
“Caleb Widowgast. Have you ever accepted defeat?”
“Hm. Maybe today for the first time. Or, well, a chance in direction anyway.”
Essek wants to help so bad y’all I’m cryin’
Oh dang Cad
HOLY
oh my god
02%
WILD
MOM
???
“Put it back. I think they’ve earned it. Put it back.”
Oh my goddddd
I feel better knowing it’s Taliesin’s choice
I’m gonna CRY
Oh
My GODDDSS
“I can’t deal with the emotional whiplash” GIRL SAME
“Your eyes open for the first time”
Holy
FUCK
“Bolts up and runs”
Oh my god y’all
Oh
My god
GROUP HUG HIM
Molly
Mollymauk
MOLLYMAUK
TEALEAF
not empty not empty no
Babyyyy
Fuck y’all I’m gonna cry
I’m gonna cry for real
I didn’t think I’d really be so happy to have him back
Holy SHIT y’all
Yeeeeees hug your man Caleb
This is so emotional I’m crying
“Empty” no baby
I’m so glad it wasn’t at the cost of us losing Caduceus
I love Cad so much
“I’m so tired”
“I think you have a bright future ahead of you”
I’m crying over everyone being so sweet to Essek <3
“You’re always welcome at my house”
Y’all I’m gonna BAWL next week
Literally gonna just weep for however many hours it lasts
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The New Rules- Sams POV
Book: The Nanny Affair
Characters: Sam, Ana Schuyler (MC), Robin, Sofia, Mason Sr., Mickey and Mason
Pairing: Sam Dalton (male) x Ana Schuyler (MC)
Rating: 18+
Content Warning: Sexual Language, Adult Language, Sexual Situations
A/N This is a brand new series that I was inspired to write. I am going to go chapter by chapter in Sam Daltons POV. This story is completely inspired by Choices The Nanny Affair. I have used most of the dialogue from the actual story, anything written in BOLD was taken directly from the book and therefore is not my writing- credit to our good friends over at Pixelberry! All characters are credit to Pixelberry except for my OCs
Summary: Life with Sofia around isn’t easy, but we are determined to not let it get to us.
Word Count: 5018- I just can’t seem to control myself with this story.
Tag List: @txemrn @secretaryunpaid @lifeaskim @aussieez @pixie88 @thefrenchiemama @sfb123 @mainstreetreader @shewillreadyou @khoicesbyk @choicesficwriterscreations @lady-calypso
I rarely used to have sleepless nights. Now? They are the new norm. I always wake up before dawn, and try to run the sexual frustrations of my restless dreams of Ana out of my system. I should have known by now, months after introducing her into my everyday life, that running alone doesn’t seem to satisfy my craving of her.
I step out of the shower, feeling the all too familiar burn of my exhausted muscles. I place my hands on either side of my bathroom sink and eye my reflection in the mirror, noticing the dark circles that have formed under my eyes. I take a deep breath and shake my head, here we go again, duty and responsibility right Dalton? Who the fuck am I kidding?
I pad into the kitchen, desperate for a cup of coffee to kick start my clouded mind. I pause for a moment when I see Ana, barefoot in the kitchen, preparing breakfast for the boys. God, I could get used to this view. I think she senses my presence, because she looks up and flashes me her beautiful smile.
“Morning, Ana. Something steamy to start your day?” I ask as I grab the coffee pot and two mugs.
“You read my mind.” She responds with a smile.
I mix her a cup, a little sugar, a little cream. Just how you like it. I hand it to her, our fingers brushing for a moment before she takes it out of my hand. She takes a sip and her lips curve into a small smile.
“So, you are the kids are hitting Coney Island this afternoon?” I lean back on the counter, bringing my coffee to my lips with a grin.
“All the rides and games we can handle. Sure you can’t come?” She glances over her shoulder at me as she mixes the ingredients for breakfast. Waffles I assume, god she does love my boys.
“Tempting, but-“ I hear the elevator ding. The only person who would show up here this early is Sofia. Why didn’t she text me that she was coming over? I drop my shoulders and fight the urge to sigh, I just do not have the energy for this right now.
“Darling!” Sofia walks into the kitchen, setting a grocery bag on the counter and walking up to me, throwing her arms around my shoulders, what the fuck?
“Oh! Sofia, what are you-“
“Saying good morning to my boo-bear, duh!” She chimes, as she tries to pull me in again but I step back with a smile. My eyes flick over to Ana who is watching us with a frown.
“We have company.” I turn my attention back to Sofia and her eyes narrow at me.
“It’s just Ana.” She bristles.
“Yeah… I’ve lost my appetite anyway.” Ana moves to set her coffee cup down on the counter. Damn it Sofia.
“Ana, you don’t have to leave. This is your home too, and Sofia needs to remember that.” Boy I am going to be eating those words later… but Sofia just rolls her eyes at me.
“Whatever. I’m here to see Ana anyway.” Her lips turn up in a devilish grin as she turns her attention to Ana. “Grab me a cup of coffee, and let’s chat.”
I clench my jaw, and take a deep breath as I watch Ana’s face turn to annoyance.
“Sofia, we talked about this. It’s not appropriate to ask Ana to fetch you things.” I see Sofia’s shoulders stiffen at my words, but she turns to the coffee maker and pours herself a coffee. I watch as she purses her lips, clearly biting her tongue.
The boys come running into the room, perfect timing.
“Morning. What’s for breakfast?” Mason asks pushing his glasses up on his nose as he takes a seat at the bar.
“Oooo, waffles! Score!” Mickey smiles as he takes a seat next to his brother.
“I thought you boys could use a little treat for breakfast.” Ana grabs the plate piled high with waffles, a loving smile on her face. I watch her face turn to frustration as Sofia grabs the plate out of her hand.
“Hey!” Ana exclaims.
“Sofia, surely that’s not necessary-“ I try to diffuse the growing tension, but Sofia interrupts.
“This kind of unhealthy eating is exactly what I wanted to talk to you about, Ana.” Sofia says with a smile. Oh great, we don’t all want to eat your cardboard Sof.
“But waffles…” Mason looks at his brother, their excitement turning to anguish.
“Don’t worry, Mickey. I grabbed some fresh spinach and mushrooms to put in an egg white omelette for you and your brother.” Sofia removes the contents of her grocery bag onto the counter.
“I’m Mason.” I cringe at his tone but Sofia appears completely unaffected.
“That’s what I said.” She responds without even looking up.
You are making this so difficult Sofia… why can’t you just get it right? Her matter of fact tone sends a clear message, she doesn’t care. I try to catch her eye but instead she walks over to the trash can and dumps the fresh waffles right into the garbage. I pinch the bridge of my nose.
“Sofia!” Goddamn it.
“Nooooo!” Mickey calls out.
“Sofia! That’s so wasteful! You just threw out perfectly good food!” Red hot color is spreading up Ana’s neck, her fists balled up at her sides.
“We can afford it.” Sofia sets the dish into the sink and gives Ana a smirk.
“Food waste is about more than just money, you know.” I can see Ana’s knuckles turning white as the resentment in her tone grows.
“Sam, back me up here.” Sofia finally turns her attention to me with a challenging look. Oh fuck.
I look back and forth between Ana and Sofia. Shit shit shit, ok, diplomatic answer time Dalton.
“While I don’t agree with her methods… maybe Sofia has a point?” I think that was good?
“Really? Not you too…” Mason trails off. Not now Mason.
“Sam, I know you gotta defend your fiancee, but seriously?” Ana turns her blazing emerald eyes on me.
“We should try to eat a little healthier… as a family.” I give her a pleading look.
“See?” Sofia chimes with victory.
“But Sofia, you owe Ana an apology for throwing her breakfast out. That kind of behavior is not acceptable.” I turn my attention back to Sofia. She narrows her eyes at me and I can see her bite the inside of her cheek.
I clench my jaw, don’t back down Dalton.
Sofia slowly turns to face Ana and utters a quiet apology. God even Mickey could apologize better than that. I shake my head and turn my attention back to my coffee, which has grown cold. I set the mug on the counter.
“Can we still get cotton candy at Coney Island this afternoon, Dad?” Mason has disappointment written all over his face when I look up at him.
“Coney Island? That rat-infested germ factory? Absolutely not! Boys your age need to be educated, not entertained. There are plenty of museums you could go to instead.” Sofia places her hands on her hips and looks back and forth between Mason and Mickey.
I manage to stifle my aggravated laugh. Goddamn it Sofia.
“But Dad! You said we could go ages ago!” Mickey’s eyes widen as he looks between Sofia and I.
“Boys… Sofia is a part of this family now, and we have to respect the adjustments that might require.” I say imploringly. “Besides, a museum doesn’t have to be boring. You two loved it when Ana took you to the planetarium, right?”
“That was totally different.” Mickey looks down at his empty plate.
“Yeah, no one promised we could go to Coney Island first.”
I bite my lip in frustration with a shake of my head. It's going to be a long day.
***
“Isn’t your father back in town now?” Sofia asks breaking me from my thoughts.
I bite the inside of my cheek and take a deep breath. Why did I agree to ride with her again?
“Yes.” I answer without breaking my focus on the people walking down 5th Avenue.
“Sam, darling, you better not be upset about this morning.” She purrs as she places her hand on my thigh.
I turn my attention back to her.
“Sofia, I really would rather not talk about it. I have other things on my mind.” I turn my gaze back to the window. Like Robin, my father, and our meeting this morning. I pull my leg out from under her hand right as the town car pulls to a stop outside of Dalton Enterprises. Perfect timing.
“Well alright, bye boo-bear!” She leans in and presses a soft kiss to my cheek.
“Bye, Sof.” I exit the town car before her driver can open the door, stepping out into the humid morning.
***
I tap my pen against my desk, my mind racing. I glance down at my watch. Are they both actually late? I haven’t seen Robin since my engagement party, fuck, I hope he doesn’t bring up Ana in front of my father.
I hear my office door open and look up to see Robin, his usual cocky smirk plastered across his annoying face. I narrow my eyes at him and it makes him smile even bigger.
“Mornin’ Sammy. How is my favorite nanny?” He sits down in the leather chair across from my desk.
“Rob, I swear to god, leave her alone.” I clench my jaw and ball my hand into a fist on my leg.
He laughs and puts his hands up in defense.
“Sam, really dude? What is going on between you two anyways? Clearly she is into you, you know that right?”
I don’t entertain his question with an answer, instead I look down at the quarterly numbers.
“Sam. What the fuck? You do know. Dude, what are you doing? You are going to be the one to hurt her. I should be telling you to leave her alone.”
“You have no idea what you are talking about.” My eyes fly up to his.
My office door opens again, and I look over Robin's shoulder to see my father enter the room. I turn my gaze back to Robin and shake my head. He gives me a scoff and looks up at the ceiling.
“My boys, it feels good to be back in the city.” My dad takes a seat in the chair next to Robin, looking between the two of us. “What? Did I interrupt something?”
“Did you know Sam got a new nanny for the boys?” Robin places his hands on his knees and leans back in the leather chair. “She is pretty great, isn’t she Sam?”
My whole body stiffens at his words. I clench my jaw and bite the inside of my cheek. Fuck I want to punch that look off of your play boy face, you ass hole. My dad shifts his attention to me.
“Thats great Sam. We want to meet her, I will have your mother call you later to arrange that. Let’s get down to business, shall we?”
***
When I get home that evening, I find Sofia in the kitchen. I walk up and place a soft kiss on her cheek.
“Are the boys home yet?” I set my stuff down on the bar.
“Nope, just you and me. By the way, this house was full of junk food. I took care of it though.” She makes a point to brush her hands as if she was cleaning up a mess. She walks up to me and wraps her arms around my waist pressing her hips into mine. I look down at her brown eyes.
“Soon this will be our home together Sam, I just want everyone to be on the same page.” Sofia bats her eyelashes at me.
“I get it, let’s just take it one day at a time okay? These boys are dealing with a lot of major changes, we need to be a little forgiving.” I lean down and kiss the top of her head. I pull away from her embrace and grab the New York Times off of the counter. “I am going to go read this.”
I take a seat on the couch, my eyes settling on the darkness that is settling over Central Park. I am lost in the transformation that happens between the day and night in this city. I have lived here for damn near my entire life, but I still can appreciate this view. I hear the elevator ding, and then the sound of footsteps echoing through the penthouse. I look up and my eyes land on Ana.
“You’re back. How was your day-“
“We went to Coney Island, and it was the best day of my life!” Mickey interrupts with the biggest smile on his face.
“Don’t tell Aunt Sofia. Okay, Dad?” Mason walks up next to his brother with a matching smile.
“Excuse me?” Sofia walks in behind them, her mouth twisted in anger.
“Uh, boys… why don’t you go start your bath?” I look between the twins and flick my eyes towards their bathroom.
“Dad, are we in trouble?” Mason asks his eyes growing wide.
“Not at all. I’ll come help you in a few minutes.” I give them both a reassuring smile and they turn and run out of the room, avoiding Sofia’s glare.
“You took them to Coney Island? After I explicitly told you not to?” I see Sofia turn her sights on Ana, her scowl deepening.
“Sofia they still had an educational day.” Ana doesn’t back down and color rises on her cheeks. “I taught them about physics and-“
“That’s not the point!” Sofia interjects.
“It seemed like the point this morning…” Ana takes a step towards Sofia, her hands balled into fists at her side.
“Calm down, Sofia.” Shit that usually has the opposite effect. “It sounds like the boys had a good day, plus they got to let off some steam after all these new changes.” I look at Sofia imploringly.
“Are you seriously siding with her?” Sofia wheels on me, narrowing her eyes.
“It’s not about sides. It’s about what’s best for Mason and Mickey.” I say calmly, trying not to get defensive. “And while art galleries certainly have their place in a well-rounded educational experience, I approve of Ana’s decision to take them to Coney Island today.” And I am their father. I hold my breath, gauging her reaction to my words. She stares at me for a moment, I assume because she thinks I am going to back down. I rise to her challenge and straighten my shoulders.
“Fine. I can tell when I’m not wanted.” She narrows her eyes at me one last time before turning on her heal and walking out of the room to call the elevator. Fuck, I am going to be answering for this later.
I take a deep breath as I watch her leave the penthouse, pinching the bridge of my nose and shaking my head. I turn my attention back to Ana, her emerald eyes trained on me.
“Are you sure you don’t want to go after her?” The corners of her lips turn up in a small smile.
“It’ll be better for everyone if I give her some space before we try to talk.” I bite my cheek to keep myself from matching her smile. “She’s gotta learn this relationship is going to have its compromises at some point.”
I cross over into the kitchen, inhaling the sweet scent of Ana as I graze by her. I fight the urge to wrap my arm around her waist and pull her delicious body to my chest. Instead, I open a bottle of merlot and pour us each a glass.
“So, Coney Island, huh?” Our fingers graze as she takes the wine glass from my hand, igniting that all too familiar spark. I lean against the counter and take a sip of the smooth wine.
“Yup.” Her eyes dancing with humor.
“You could at least pretend you feel bad about starting a fight.” I watch as her cheeks turn a rosy pink and she looks away with a smile.
“I could, but we both know you’d see right through me.” Her emerald eyes rise back to mine.
“True.” I admit, taking a deep breath. “Honestly, I’m glad you went. Sofia can be unreasonable, and she doesn’t get the boys… not like you. You make learning fun for them, and you let them be kids. I appreciate that.”
I finally notice the prize she has tucked under her arm.
“I guess the twins aren’t the only ones you let still be a kid.”
“Oh, this old thing?” She pulls the stuffed penguin from under her arm with a smile. “I got this for you.” She take a step towards me and boops me on the nose with it. Eva used to do that… it makes me laugh out loud as I look at it in my hands.
“I’ll think of you every time I see it.” I look back up at her eyes which have grown dark. I feel her gaze in my core. Goddamn it woman.”Seriously, Ana. Thank you.”
“Sam, I wish you could’ve been there. You were the only thing missing from an otherwise perfect day.” She studies my face for a moment before looking back down at the penguin in my hands..
“It would’ve been nice to enjoy the day with the twins… and you.” Like a real family. “Next time. I’lll fake sick. Promise.”
“I’m gonna hold you to that.” Her eyes lock back on me.
I can’t help but stare into her eyes, and I hear her breath catch. The electricity arcing between us. Before I realize it, our bodies are only inches apart.
“Sam…” Ana whispers, her lips parting in anticipation. What are you doing Dalton? Robin’s words echo in my head. You are going to hurt this beautiful woman and its going to be all your fault.
“Dad, how full are we allowed to make our bath?” Mickey calls from the bathroom. A blessing in this moment before I do something else I am not supposed to…
The moment between us broken, Ana’s laugh echos in the room.
“You should probably go.”
I nod, searching her face. I wish I could tell her that we can’t do this… but the words die on my lips. I leave to finish the routine with the boys, her infectious laugh bringing a smile to my lips.
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I glance at my bedside clock and groan. God, I am so hungry. I get out of bed and pull on my jeans and a plaid button down. I need to find something else to eat.
I pad out into the dark penthouse, flipping the lights on in the kitchen. I take a deep breath before digging into every cupboard, she had to have missed something, right? Nope. She got it all. I sigh before opening the fridge.
“Sam? What are you doing?” I jump slightly at the sound of Ana’s voice before shutting the door and focusing my attention on her.
“Same as you, I’m guessing. Searching for sustenance. Fair warning, it’s every man for himself out here.” I say with a mocking smile.
“Are you threatening to eat me?” She says her eyes growing wide.
I take a moment to appreciate her pajamas, the way her yoga pants hug her curves and the thin sheer fabric of her t shirt exposing her hard nipples.
“I wasn’t thinking about that, but now that you’ve mentioned it…” I see her blush at my words and she gulps, which makes my cock twitch. I know you taste sweet beautiful girl, but I need more tonight. “Seriously, though, you don’t have nearly enough gluten to satisfy me right now.”
I turn my attention back to the kitchen, closing all the cupboards with a sigh.
“Giving up?” Ana leans her hip on the counter.
“Going out. I’m thinking of sneaking off for a burger and fries… maybe a slice of pie… definitely a milk shake.” I look back to her.
“You’ll have to burn any leftovers.” She says with a smile.
“Oh, there won’t be any leftovers. Would you like to come with? The boys are asleep, and I’m sure Carter can hold down the fort while we’re gone. I think we both could use a little something sweet to tide us over…” Plus I wouldn’t mind spending an evening out with you…
She bites her lip and gives me a small nod.
“Let me go change first.” She turns quickly on her heels and leaves the room.
I type out a quick text to Carter and meet Ana in the foyer. We take the quick ride down to the street which is still bustling with people.
“Dare I ask where you’re taking me?” She smiles as I place my hand on the small of her back leading her down the street.
“You can ask… but I won’t tell. It’s a surprise.” I glance sideways at her with a smile.
“I’m not so sure I like surprises.” She says in a defeated tone. If only all surprises were as good as you.
“Really? I’ve recently come to like them.” I wrap my fingers around her waist as we dodge oncoming pedestrians.
“You mean like when Sofia surprised you on your birthday?” She looks up at me.
“God no, I was thinking more about when you suddenly appeared in my life…” I look down at her to see her lips spread wide in a smile. There’s that beautiful smile. “Ah, here we are.” I stop in front of Clements and open the door, ushering Ana inside.
“Ohmygod, is this heaven?” I watch Ana’s eyes flutter closed as she inhales the smells.
Close beautiful, especially being here with you.
The waitress gives us the go ahead to sit wherever we would like and I follow Ana to a corner booth in the back. I slide into the booth and Ana slides in right next to me, settling so our bodies are touching. I hear her sigh and I look down at her, a content look on her face as her eyes wander around the small diner.
“Comfy?” I ask her quietly.
“Very. I could stay like this forever.” She looks back over at me, her emerald eyes shining. Oh beautiful there are a lot of other ways I would rather spend forever with you, like on top of you, or under you.
“Really? There are a few other positions I’d prefer… although all of them do involve having you in my arms.” I remark, a familiar surge of desire shooting through me. ‘
Her eyes darken in response and I see her clench her thighs together, you have the same effect on me.
“What can I get started for you?” The waitress brings me out of my fantasy.
“What are the specials today?” I ask turning my attention to her.
“We’ve got the Sweetheart Special right now. Perfect for a couple like you two, if you’re interested…”
“Us? A couple? You caught us!” Ana says quickly before I have a chance to respond. I look at her out of the corner of my eye and I see her lovely smile. She reaches for my hand and we intertwine our fingers together. “We’re newlyweds, actually.”
I will play this game with you.
“Yeah, I can’t imagine my life without her.” I pull our locked hands onto my lap and flash her a loving smile, your hand feels perfect in mine.
“Makes sense! You have that glow about you.” The waitress looks between us writing something down on her pad. “Consider the Sweetheart Special on the house.”
I order the rest of our meal, and as the waitress leaves, an uncomfortable silence descends on our table. I can feel the nervous energy pouring off of Ana as she avoids my gaze.
“You doing okay over there?” I look over at her, our hands still intertwined on my lap, her gaze focused on the table.
“Totally! I was just thinking about how I’ve never been here before. It’s nice. I cook all he time, but it always tastes better when someone else does it for you. Especially if your cooking is terrible. Which maybe mine is. Ohmygod, I never asked you guys, I just assumed-“ Ana’s cheeks have turned rosy as she answers my question. She’s nervous Dalton, why?
“Whoa, whoa, slow down.” I give her hand a squeeze and I watch her take a deep breath. “It’s just me, Ana. You don’t have to be nervous.”
“Sam, I can’t help it. You’re you, and I’m me!”
“Exactly. We’ve had tons of conversations, just the two of us. Nothing’s changed.” Except everything is different right now, I know…
“This is… well, it’s different. It’s not the same as all the other times we’ve talked before.” Her eyes have grown wide as she finally looks up into mine.
“‘Cause we’re at a diner?” I ask casually.
“‘Cause we’re basically on a date.” She puts emphasis on her last word and her face drops as she looks back at the table. “And you’re still engaged to Sofia.”
She pulls her hand away from mine and places them in her lap. I watch her wring her fingers together for a moment. God, I definitely didn’t mean to make you upset… comfort her asshole. I take a breath and bring my arm around her shoulders, she immediately leans into my touch with a soft sigh. You fit so perfect…
“I’m sorry, Ana. I was being insensitive to your feelings. I didn’t invite you out here to make you feel bad. I just wanted to treat you to a piece of pie, promise.” And I wanted to spend time with you… alone… like a ‘normal’ couple.
“I know, it’s just… it’s all so confusing.” She responds quietly.
I know she was about to say more when the waitress returns to the table, setting down a large strawberry milkshake and two straws. When she leaves my eyes return to Ana’s face, hoping she will elaborate.
“Sam, let’s just enjoy the night. Starting with this milkshake.” She leans away from me, grabbing a straw and taking a sip.
“Are you sure?” I narrow my eyes at her slightly, not convinced she is alright.
“Positive. Dibs on the cherry.” She says with a laugh as she pops the cherry in between her pink lips. God I can think of something else I want to put between those pretty pink lips. The thought makes my cock twitch. The waitress returns with the rest of our meal and I watch the smile spread on Ana’s face. So beautiful…
“I was right, this is heaven.” She surveys the burger and fries.
“Wait ’til you try the pie.”
We eat in a comfortable silence, the nervous energy from earlier suddenly gone.
“Wow, you really don’t know how much you miss sugar until it’s completely eradicated from your diet.” Ana sits back with a sigh.
“In the future, we’ll just have to satisfy our sugar craving in other ways…”
“Oh? Got something particular in mind?” She looks up at me, her emerald eyes darkening.
Oh you know what I mean, beautiful. The waitress shows up with the pie, removing our empty plates and setting it down between Ana and I with a smile. Ana’s eyes never leave mine.
“You’re not getting out of answering that easily.” Her voice laced with desire.
“You already know exactly what I’m thinking, Ana.” I clench my jaw and lower my eyebrows. I watch her breath catch and a blush creep up her neck at the intensity of my gaze. I turn my attention to the cherry pie. I can see Ana’s eyes still trained on me as I take a bite of the pie.
“I want…” Her voice trails off.
“What do you want, Ana? Tell me, and it’s yours.” I look into her eyes.
“I want you to feed me.” She says breathlessly.
“Consider your wish granted.” I take another piece of pie and lift it up to her lips. She opens her mouth and a surge of desire shoots through me.
“Ohmygod…” She moans her eyes fluttering shut. Fuck you are making me hard, and you have the smallest bit of cream on your lip.
“You’ve got a little something on your lip.” I lean towards her, inhaling her scent, and reach my thumb up to wipe the cream from her lip. Before I have a chance to move away her tongue darts out of her mouth and licks my thumb. Fuck. I moan her name as I reach out and place my hand on her cheek. Her eyes flutter shut again, her long eyelashes fanning across her delicate skin. I can imagine you taste so sweet right now… cherries and Ana…
Suddenly my phone buzzes on the table. Ana’s eyes fly open and she leans back in the booth. I grab my phone to silence the incessant noise with a loud sigh.
I clear my throat when I see its my mother calling.
“Hello?”
“Hello Sam darling, your father told me that you have a new nanny for the boys.”
“Oh… yes. I’ve been meaning to tell you.”
“Robin told your father that she is quite the young lady and great with the boys.”
“Yeah, she’s great.” My eyes flick to Ana as she stares at me quietly.
“We want to meet her, and of course I want to see my grand children. Why don’t you guys come to the club next week?”
“You want to… Next week? A-alright, Mom. See you then.” Shit… goddamn it Robin.
“Ciao, Sam and say hi to the boys for me.”
I hang up the phone with a sigh. My eyes meet Ana’s.
“What was all that?” She eyes me curiously finishing another bite of pie.
“My parents. They want to meet you.”
I turn my eyes to the people walking by outside the window… fuck.
#choices fanfiction#choices sam dalton#choices#choices the stories you play#choicestna#samdalton#M!Sam#robin#mickey and mason#new york
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Live reaction/thoughts to She-Ra Season 5:
thought these were p funny so here ya go
-entrapta does have feelings mkay @ mermista
-catra apologized to entrapta even after she bluntly stated all the horrible shit she did to her,, bless
-Scorpia has electricity POWERS WTF YO
-so?? Does Glimmer?? Like?? Not have her teleportation powers anymore?? Or??
-catra + short hair = a strange feeling
-‘wrong hordedak’ is a precioUS bABy
-frosta is so tiny she is supposed to be 13 now but like,, she still smol af
-Micah being apart of the team,, he’s everyone’s dad now
-she-ra’s upgrade?? God is a woman after all
-does Micah know that Shadow Weaver is Light Spinner or—
-Kyle and Rogelio is canon LETS FUCKIN GO
-if they don’t conclude/answer the biggest question I’ve had the entire series aka “what IS Madam Razz?” then imma riot
-SPINERELLA NOOOOO how fucking long has she had the horde chip on her neck??
-THERES no DOUBT in my mind that the chip in Spinerella is the reason why Netossa was crying in the trailer,,,
-catra’s redemption is awesome- it’s very well written- it’s slow but making good progress
-perfuma and seahawk have had almost zero screen time so far so I hope that changes soon
-even tho there’s clearly gonna be endgame ships— the glitra, slight scorptra, entrapdak, catrapta, glimmadora, glimbow, and scortrapta has been good in new content
-GLIMMER KISSED CATRA ON DA CHEEK FHKSDHJDSDHJDHSHSHS aw
-also bow saying catras sneeze was adorable >>>>
-horde prime is very,, i dunno,, weird? Like he has his polite charade/act goin on and then turns into a strict dictator two seconds later lmao
-Scorpia singing?? My SHIT! SHES SO TALENTED
-I never knew I needed lipstick! Mermista and Peruma until now
-Scorpia stayed behind wtf
-DOUBLEEEEEE TROUBLEEEEE THEY BACK
-THE INTROSSSSSS THEY KEEP CHANGING
-entrapta teaching wrong! Hordak to wink is too pure for this world
-the netossa crying scene showed up :(
-bows DADSSSSSSSSSSS EVERY CHARACTER IS SHOWING UP AGAIN I CRI
-okay but what’s shadow weavers deal?? Why she do dis shit??
-I love aunt casta’s and shadow weavers banter tho lmfao
-catra now has a loyal cat companion
-and now she & her gone
-damN Perfuma rlly has faith in people huh
-horde primes gonna fuck shit up oh no here he comes
-hordak is remembering Entrapta lemme just,,,, :’) “your imperfections are beautiful”
-glimbow rlly out here being more touchy than usual huh
-AWWWWWW BOWS PLAYING A CUTE GUITAR WHILE GLIMMER SLEEPS ON HIS SHOULDER HDJDSJJS and she’s blushing okay 👌
-“take care of her, horde scum” “that’s the plan, sparkles” glitra has been popping bottles this season
-Y’know I still ship bowfuma but like- GLIMBOW CANONNNNN THAT FOREHEAD KISS AND THE “I LOVE YOU”s FUCK IM DYING DHDKDHSHDHDHDSHJD
-MARA JUST SWOOPED IN OUT OF NO WHERE wHAT
-is hordak gonna be the one to tackle horde prime or,, no? Bc him hurting Entrapta is gonna affect hordak for sure
-“you’re worth more than what you give to other people” limme just weep for a sec
-“couldn’t wait to sweep me off my feet?” Jesus seahawk dhdkdjdj also why is this show so good at writing good chemistry for hetero ships like damn
-bows message to Atheria? fuckin stan him taking charge
-SHADOW WEAVER GIVING UP HER LIFE TO SAVE CATRA AND ADORA >>>
-“I’m so proud of you, Catra.” I legit started crying at this
-oml even the staff from drill showed up dhdjdhdhd I missed them since season 1
-hordak really just,, said this whole ass speech about defying his rules and just,, fuckin,, drops horde prime off a cliff LMAOO DAMN
-DID ADORA JUST JUMP INTO THE FUTURE OR SOME SHIT?! catra has a ponytail, Adora looks like a Greek god, and glimmer has even shorter hair oml I’m dead
-bow has a goatee IM
-catra saying “I love you” hit different
-like my main ship is scorptra just bc Scorpia was able to make catra soft/blush a few times lol but canon catradora is p cute- the way they handled the build up was well-written
-“stay” is a reoccurring line in this season
-UPGRADED! SHEILD!
-hey bro- what if,, we were both main characters,, of the same sex,, and we used to beat each other up,, and we kissed,, hey wait bro- don’t stop bro-
-the angle of the kiss reminded me of the Starco one ngl (but that show ended badly so,, eh)
-who knew kissing catra was so powerful that it made your barrette fly right outta yo hair
-ENTRAPTA DOING A SPINNING HUG WITH HORDAK DHDKDHSHS SOFT BABIES
-DAMN SPINTOSSA KISSED LIKE THREE TIMES ON THE MOUTH THIS SEASON WOOHOO
-scorptra hug? That’s all I needed thank you noelle I can die happily
-so ig we’ll never truly know what madam razz is,, oh well. At least she made an appearance
-the last shot with the best friend squad? Fantastic. Great show, great ending.
#she ra and the princesses of power#shera#adora#bow#glimmer#my random shit#lgbtq representation#noelle stevenson#catradora#scorptra#entrapdak#glitra#glimbow#seamista#kygelio#scorpia#wrong hordak#entrapta#satpop
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It’s the infamous episode five of Around the World in 80 Days tonight!
It’s uncomfortable, to say the least! :D
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-Bellamy deserves to be punched in the face by Fogg. Does this happen? Or is it more of a proper humiliation at the fact that he just up and loses at the end of this adventure because that I remember from reading a kid’s version of the book when I was little.
-Passepartout wanting nothing to do with that one asshole makes me happy, but... oof, I wish his anger hadn’t gotten the best of him.
-ABIGAIL! NOOOOO! WHY MUST YOU BE GOOD A JOURNALIST! Why must you report the truth...
-I feel so bad for Fogg from the start to the end, except for the part when they go to the place where they are staying in Hong Kong, I don’t know why, that was really funny.
-Passepartout is quite the man of many lives, I love this about him. I love that he’s way more than just a valet and a waiter. He’s much more of a mystery than Fogg.
-Once again, I love that this show is dunking straight up on British imperialism during the Victorian era. I’m all for it, the historian in me is fueled by this!
-Okay, seriously, where the hell has Fogg gotten more suits? And what happened to the luggage they had in India??? It keeps changing! I am very confused by this, do you have all your stuff or not!
-Also, Passepartout’s hat has survived this long, I dunno why, but it makes me laugh.
-The second-hand embarrassment is nearly as bad as the third episode, but this comes from a place of ‘this is about to become a total fucking disaster and Fogg is going to be an emotional and physical mess because I saw spoilers for this episode’.
-PHILEAS HOW DID IT TAKE YOU 41 DAYS TO NOTICE THAT PASSEPARTOUT WAS A WAITER AT THE REFORM CLUB!? You absolute walnut of a man!
-I have been requested a few times now on my sideblog to write about Phileas post-flogging, and let me tell you... I am not sure, even after having seen it, if I could truly capture how distraught this man is for what happened to him. But still, now that this episode has been watched, I will still take requests for this. Though I am writing a fanfic based on this series, so when I come to this scene, it’s gonna be a lot different from what I do for requests. Probably.
-Gosh, I remember months ago, when we got some clips and shots from the series without much context and there was that very, VERY brief moment of Phileas right before he gets struck with the whip, and I just remember the amount of thirst people had for DT being shirtless and chained up. And all I could think was ‘oh, he’s about to get really hurt, isn’t he?’
-Also, that ending, the dramatics never stop. We are a long ways off from seeing the group flying off over the Alps, aren’t we?
-I hate this show
-No, I don’t, I love it, but my God, it drives me batty.
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Let’s Switch Things Up(ft. MINO) (4)
Part 4
Mino helps you learn something new.
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Word Count: 1784
Warnings: Cursing, Mentions of cheating (honestly mostly fluff)
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You woke up again two hours later. Minho was still asleep and was holding you against his chest. You smiled as you pushed back some hair from his face. And then you froze. Why were you acting so familiar with him? You stared at him. Yeah, you definitely liked him. As someone who always had problems falling asleep, if sharing a bed with him didn’t make you uncomfortable, then there was definitely something there. But it was all for you. He was just a very friendly, very nice guy who most definitely did not see you the same way. You were so lost in thought that you didn’t even notice that he had opened his eyes. He watched you zone out for a while before grabbing your hand that was on his face and kissing it.
“What’re you thinking about?”
Your breath hitched and your heart started beating really hard. That sleepy smile coupled with the kiss to your wrist was too much for you.
“Ummm…”
That’s when reality came back to Minho. He felt so comfortable around you. He wanted to be closer to you. he wanted waking up with you to be a reality. When he woke up, he was so lost that he just acted on his impulses. That was not a very Minho thing to do. He always overthought things. Suddenly he jumped back and you tumbled out of bed.
“Uh, I’ll go wash up and take a shower Minho. We can go get some breakfast after? Or you can go ahead if you want.”
Blushing furiously, he shook his head.
“It’s okay, I’ll wait.”
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Half an hour later, you were waiting for him to finish getting ready. When he walked out in an oversized white shirt and navy-blue shorts with his hair sticking out adorably, it took you actual effort to not aw out loud. You were in an oversized white t shirt and tiny blue shorts. You matched with each other, although neither of you realised it. Not able to meet his gaze, you smiled at the general area.
“Let’s go?”
“Yeah.”
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You were waiting at your table. Minho had gone somewhere to take a call. You stared down at the menu. You were conflicted. You knew exactly what you wanted, but you weren’t sure whether you should order Minho something. You knew his order of waffles and coffee, but you didn’t want to mess it up. Sighing, you finally decided to order it for him anyway. You were both ravenous anyways.
Ten minutes later, when Minho returned with a shy smile on his face, he was surprised to see a cup of steaming hot coffee and waffles waiting for him.
“How did you know what to order for me?”
“You told me when you were worried about the turbulence.”
He felt warmth from the inside.
“You remembered?”
You just looked at him nonchalantly and shrugged.
“Of course I did. I pay attention to you.”
Without even meaning to, you said,
“It’s you.”
You didn’t realise what you said, but Minho turned red and his palms turned sweaty. He couldn’t believe what he heard. He looked at you again. You looked so absolutely adorable sipping on your tea, softly blowing on it to try and cool it. He opened his mouth to tell you about his plan but he was interrupted by Andy lightly slapping your back. You jumped and the burning hot tea fell on your thigh and you winced. Even as Minho passed you a tissue dipped in water, he was glaring at Andy, who hadn’t even bothered to apologise. This was off to a good start.
“Ah Y/N. How was last night’s party?”
One look at his gloating face and Minho, not a very violent person, wanted to punch him.
“Ah. The party. It was…very you.”
He broke into a grin.
“I’m glad you enjoyed it sweetheart.”
The way he physically cringed when he said it was it for Minho.
“Don’t call her that. And apologise for startling her so much that she hurt herself.”
Andy looked surprised and moved back a little before smiling again.
“Oh sorry. I think I called her that out of force of habit.”
Minho just stared at Andy with complete and utter disbelief but you had enough. How dare he?!
“You mean your habit of cheating? Yeah, I know. But call me that one more time, and you’re going to be getting married with a broken nose.”
Andy’s jaw dropped.
“You’ve changed Y/N.”
“And you haven’t Andy. What can I say? We’ve all got to suck it up and deal with stuff we don’t like sometimes.”
Minho actually burst out laughing at that. You were always so nice and sweet that seeing you like this was a change for him. He never realised that you might have been extra nice to him.
Andy’s embarrassment at being insulted turned into an ugly smile.
“Well, looks like it’s your turn for that today.”
Both you and Minho looked at him like he was speaking another language.
“What are you talking about?”
“Minho’s taking you on a surprise date after breakfast and it’s a cycling date.”
Minho’s heart sank when he heard that. Did you not like cycling? Fuck.
“Wait. Andy, you knew it was supposed to be a surprise and you still told me? Wow.”
His smile faltered.
“I thought you would want to know considering how you don’t like cycling.”
Minho dug his nails into his palm. Damn it.
“Andy, I never said I don’t like it. I just said I don’t know how to cycle. Which is why Minho promised to teach me.”
“Oh I”-
You interrupted him.
“Well, it was nice talking to you Andy. See you later today.”
And he had no choice but to walk off, continuing to look back at you in shock.
After glaring at him, you finally turned your attention back to a very embarrassed Minho. He refused to look up from his plate and had a slightest pout on his face. Your heart melted.
“Minho?”
His head fell even more.
“I’m sorry. I should have asked you about it. I just wanted to surprise you. I thought you might like a picnic.”
You reached out and grabbed his face.
“I would love a picnic Minho.”
His eyes widened.
“But what about the cycling?”
“That’s okay. I need to learn someday. Besides, I trust you to teach me.”
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“Y/N, you can do this!”
“No, I can’t! Don’t you dare let go.”
“Y/N, I promise you’ll be fine.”
“Yeah, still not reassured.”
“Look, I promise you’ll be fine. I’ll be right behind you. I run pretty fast.”
“Even then Minho. WHAT. MINHO. NO. Don’t you dare let go. Nooooo.”
“See, you’re doing it!”
“I’m doing it.”
“Yes! You’re doing it!”
“Oh my god I’m doing it.”
You rode the cycle for a while before stopping and jumping off.
“Why? What happened?” His eyes looked you over. “Are you hurt?”
You threw yourself into his arms and wrapped your arms around his neck. You buried your head into his chest.
“Thank you, Minho. Thank you so much. I…I’ve been scared to do this after a bad fall as a child. Thank you for helping me learns something I’ve always wanted to.”
Minho’s body relaxed and he wrapped his arms around your waist, holding you in silence for a minute. He pulled away and ruffled your hair.
“You’re welcome, but you’re not done yet. We’ve to eat lunch and keep practicing.”
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“Minhoooooooo.”
He turned and grinned at you as you pouted at him.
“What is it?”
“My legs hurt.”
“Yes, that can happen if you spend four hours cycling after not working out for a month.”
You glared at him.
“Don’t get snarky with me!”
His grin grew wider. He threw an arm over your shoulder.
“No Minhooooo. I’m too tired to carry my own weight, let alone yours.”
He shook his head at you before crouching down in front of you.
“Here, get on my back. I can carry you back, no problem.”
“Are you sure?”
“Yeah, it’s not too far from here.”
He turned around to see you hesitating. You didn’t want to trouble him. He sighed and grabbed your head.
“Please?”
Even though you were tired as hell, you felt your cheeks heating up. You quickly nodded and climbed onto his back.
“Minho?”
“Yes Y/N?”
“Can we skip today’s party?”
Minho couldn’t keep the laughter out of his voice.
“You don’t want to attend Andy’s brilliant high school themed party?”
“Oh no, don’t get me wrong. I would absolutely love to go and see all those assholes get shitfaced and say a bunch of horrible stuff. Andy’s even planning on singing Whitney Houston’s “And I will always looooveeee you.” But I’m way too tired to fake smile my way through another evening.”
He snorted.
“Yeah, my cheeks still hurt from yesterday. It didn’t help Natasha was drunk and decided to take a fascination to my cheeks.”
You burst out laughing.
“I’m sorry…”
“You don’t sound sorry.”
“I’m not. I’m her usual victim.”
Both of you grinned at each other.
“We’re calling in sick, right, Y/N?”
“Yup.”
---
Mirae was in the hotel garden, taking a walk when she ran into Andy and his friends. She hated them, but she forced a polite smile on her face. Andy was harping on about something ‘great’ he did when suddenly, the proud smile on his face disappeared. Mirae’s eyebrows shot up and she turned around to see what made Andy that way.
He was watching you and Minho, your laugh echoing as Minho carried you back to the room.
“Looks like they’re serious, huh.”
Mirae’s tone turned icy.
“What did you think?”
Andy turned red.
“No, it’s just that when I met them, I thought he was just her friend who she brought along. I mean, he clearly likes her, but I thought she didn’t feel the same.”
“Why does that matter to you?”
Andy turned red again and had the decency to stay silent this time around.
---
Minho opened the door to the room, sighing out of relief.
“Y/N, we’re back.”
Silence.
“Y/N?”
He craned his neck only to see your fast asleep against his back, cheeks squished and snoring lightly. Immediately, his face softened. He switched off the lights he literally just switched on and put you down on the bed. He then slipped off your shoes for you and removed your make up. He tucked you in, held you in his arms and gave you a kiss on the forehead. Feeling the most at peace he had in a long time, he smiled.
“Goodnight Y/N. Thank you.”
---
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Dead man in a ditch thoughts pt1, super spoilery
Listen like. Fingers ok. Hendricks is handfeeding him? I cannot.
Also this flashback of them hanging out makes me fucking sad as shit GOD. b/c I know how it all ends.
okay now DM format:
"colder than that cup of tea you made four hours ago and forgot about" excuse me I have been called out Lol
Got to say it is extremely interesting that there are no guns since it's a noir
But it doesn't seem like there are only fantasy weapons
I wouldn't consider brass knuckles to be a fantasy weapon
I like this gnome
Fetch sure does get clawed in the face by werecats a lot
“AREN'T YOU THE ONE WHO SHOT ME?”
“THAT WAS A WHOLE 2 MINUTES AGO” Fetch is such a sassy shit. I laugh so hard reading this
All I can think about this cat thief is Selena Kyle
"I could catch an infection just by looking at you" SAVAGE
This man is such a fucking disaster
I want to bundle him up stat
Get Fetch Laid challenge
And then Get Fetch Love and Affection challenge
"you're just a boy" ok you don't got to call him out as a sub in his own home
“Sorry I rarely have guests so early”
She looks at her watch.
“But it's--”
“I'm sure it is. How's the leg?” I relate to this
Oh my GOD THE CHAMBER POT FELL OFF THE ANGEL DOOR BALCONY
AHAHAHAHAHAH
Luke: when I introduce a new character I simply must describe their fingers
I fucking love Simms
Fetch: I am not looking for ways to bring the magic back
Everyone: sure of course not ;)
I'm assuming that non-magical explosives do not exist
again, THE WORLDBUILDING. Luke is a nerd after my own heart
oh wow, his dwarf voice is great. Now I’m imagining Luke DMing a campaign 🤩🤩
I feel way less bad for all the shit I’ve done to Silver in fic b/c Luke treats Fetch So Much Worse
"you don't have any friends" 🥺
NOO MY SON
MAGIC
Also this man gets hit in the face so much
Oh this line is super good: “he didn't act like I'd hit a nerve. He acted like I'd strung it over a violin and played it with a razor blade.”
I love how Fetch is literally just stealing things from this pharmacy before calling the cops
So many things
He Deserves It
The chronic pain is also big Silver feels
Tho Silver is on the opposite end of the spectrum in refusing to take any pain meds instead of literally mainlining them
Aw fetch "I was all giddy from the ridiculousness of Simms talking to me like she cared"
Honey On Purpose ppl Care about you
The lil gnome gave him some hand holds earlier and he was Shook
Omg a dumpster of fae bodies
Poor lad
I'm going to send fetch to a spa and then put him in a bed with a bunch of people to cuddle him
Omg this is hurtful. Crying in the club
He fixed up the mansion and cleaned and got Amari new clothes
Jesus
I'm SUFFERING
Also Fetch and his suicidal ideation jesus
BAXTER TIME
Oh yes describe Baxter again
Big
OH NO
They are Sad
Everyone in this city needs a hug
"I guess that's where your eyebrow went"
KISS ALREADY
"the fire in Baxter's eyes turned blue behind their glasses."
S-sexy
He's like "I could lie down right now and die and nobody would care. Beautiful 🥰"
I've gone from Silver vibes over to Big Flint vibes
Oh here come the trauma nightmares
Honey 😔
Luke has a very good scary voice
This possum is me
Somebody has been digging the petrified brains out of fae bodies and that is so horrible
The way he writes all this gruesome shit
Damn
He really took "how do you write? First make a gay little man. Then give him a problem" to heart
Goddamn it's getting worse
This is like the most triggering thing I can imagine for this character
Also this: "there are some questions you try not to ask yourself. Even if you spend every second trying to push them away, they never quite leave. They sit in the shadows with sharpened teeth, waiting for a chance to bite down on the most tender pieces of your brain."
OHHHHH nooooo
He found a letter and now he's thinking about Hendricks and I'm SUFFERING
Man's been repressing shit for 6 years
And then BOOM
Fetch 🤝 Silver
"I SHOULD HAVE JOINED THE CIRCUS WHEN I WAS 15, FALLEN OFF THE TRAPEZE AND SAVED EVERYONE A LOT OF TROUBLE"
Sir
That's very funny and also very upsetting
HOW
Omg Fetch do not watch this
omgggg
oh
choking
ok
EXCUSEME
HIS
CROTCH EXPLODED?
Nooooo not the other eyebrow
Fetch like "I don't know how to explain to you that desecrating corpses is bad"
"eyebrows like toilet paper are things you don't miss till you reach out and realize they're gone"
AHAHAHHA
Oh. Dog collar. Ok.
Warlock on a leash
"A man might cross an ocean for love but with enough hate, he'll try to drink it"
Listen he needs to stop with these
Oh more choking. Ok
And uh this: "we rolled along the path like lovers, trading kicks, slaps and scratches instead of kisses."
Anyway I'm only on chapter 15 and already fetch has been beat a million ways to Sunday
Can this man have a vacation
They're being nice to him and he's like "hmmm this makes me uncomfortable"
REMIND YOU OF ANYONE
"if someone turns in a couple of eyebrows--brown, fuzzy, in need of a pluck-- can you push them through my letterbox?"
PFFFFTTT
"I stared at the legs for a while, wondering how long they'd been there and what kind of person they might be connected to. They weren't moving. Maybe they weren't connected to anyone. Maybe they were just a couple of legs, off on their own, out for a walk." WHY IS HE SO FUNNY
OH
GUN
OKAY
WHY WOULD YOU LEAVE THAT WITHOUT INSTRUCTIONS
“I IGNORED IT ALL EXCEPT THE BIT ABOUT THE HAT” OMGGGGGGG
Mr. "I didn't know whether to be turned on or terrified"
Both?
OHHHHH she's like "oh my God you disaster stay right here we are about to fix this"
Thank God someone's doing it
This. Sub.
his head. in his lap.
okay i’m done. digging a hole. bye. that’s it.
GAY
I'm going insane
Tattooed Lady werewolf sign me up
Trauma Flashback Time~
What will help me feel safer? A GUN
Oh my god this is going to be Terrible
This man should not have a gun
He's so jumpy
Back to the Brothel!
Wonder how much trouble him gonna get in this time
I'm going to go ahead and say that bronze leaves are supposed to be 20s
This nerd really invented a whole card game
I appreciate and respect how Extra this is
Oh hmmm yes
Mmm he said darlin. Luke saying darlin made me have to pause and recalibrate my brain.
"He'd written a version of events inside his head and he was holding onto them so he wouldn't have to admit what a mistake he'd made." HMmmMmm sounds familiar
Fetch Phillips should not have a gun but also the way Luke just read the "I'll make your head explode" was
Sexy
Also "so how about I show you a little miracle"
Sir have mercy
Oh he's finally testing the gun out on a dummy andddd:
He. Should. Not. Have. This.
FETCH IS A HORSE GIRL
Mr Arnold you are mean:
GOBLIN WITH A PROSTHETIC
Fetch. Handcuffed
NOOOO
THE HORSE
THAT WAS
SO RUDE
(okay that’s it for now. I have more and I’ll post it later)
Omgggg "don't be jealous"
Hendricks WHAT THE FUCK
#cw suicidal ideation#fetch is just Like That ok#luke arnold#dead man in a ditch#sunder city#sunder city verse#fetch phillips archives lb#long post
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Hey 💙 1) Remember; you should only be writing for your own enjoyment, not out of obligation, and sometimes it's good to take a short break to keep that passion alive and not force it... 2) I've just noticed how amazing your pfp is and oh my god I'm addicted to it 🥵 3) PROMPT: "do you even know how amazing you are?" preferably Sirius to Remus but do as you please (I never leave prompts, so sorry if it's terrible, and I'm not sure what prompts you like so I went with something versatile)
First off, THANK YOU friend! I love writing so much and it’s hard when it just doesn’t work. :’( But it’s definitely better when I keep the right perspective in mind. And thank you so much for the compliment on my profile page! (at least, that’s what I think pfp is, sorry! XD Please correct me if I’m wrong!) EDIT: pfp is actually “profile picture” and I’m so glad that you like it! I’m obsessed with the artwork (created by @finalsoul)
And here’s a little drabble for your prompt. Thank you for sharing one with me even though you don’t usually leave one. <3
“Did you know that the dinosaurs as depicted by Jurassic Park and other dinosaur movies are totally unrealistic?” Remus declared passionately as Peter choked on his sip of stolen beer. James started laughing but Remus pointed sternly at him. “No laughing, James, I’m being completely serious!”
“I know you are!” James guffawed. “That’s what makes it even funnier!”
“No, this is serious!” Remus insisted as he stopped his foot in the dirt and waved scarred arms towards the darkening sky.
Those arms were beautifully and shamelessly exposed, Sirius thought as he happily watched those excited gestures. Remus always got overly excited about things when he was drunk.
“No, I’m Sirius,” he provided half a beat slower than usual. It was just too much fun watching Remus.
“They were probably more like giant penguins! Or giant chickadees!”
“What the fuck’s a chickadee?” Peter giggled before handing the bottle to Sirius.
“It’s a bird, dummy,” the disowned Heir replied at he snatched up the warming bottle.
“Like a chicken?”
No one bothered trying to answer him. James just laughed loudly and kicked a few sticks towards the small fire they had made. Crickets and cicadas were chirping loudly and the toads were croaking loudly. It was kind of romantic in a last-hurrah kind of way.
“Can you imagine those giant motherfuckers flying through the air?!” Remus laughed as he swayed in the light of the rippling light of the fire.
“Fuck, they’d probably chase after wizards on brooms!” James cackled. “Think we could outrun them, Sirius?”
“Absolutely, Jamsie.”
Remus wobbled a bit on his feet, but Sirius’ silver eyes could see him go a little lax as his eyes caught sight of the fattening moon. It’s the reason he had been drinking a little heavily tonight.
“Let’s go for a swim,” James sighed happily.
The night was still warm and the water would probably feel nice.
Remus shook himself loose from the moonbeams and grinned dopily at his friends.
“Did you know that McGonagall nearly got suspended from Hogwarts for dueling in the halls?”
“Nooooo!!!!” the other Marauders cried in shock and glee.
“Tell us!” James demanded.
“How the hell did you even get this information?!” Sirius laughed, not wanting to believe such a thing but absolutely finding it believable. “She probably bull shitted her way out of it!”
“Prefects have advantages,” Remus responded sagely.
“Booo!” James called out and Peter followed along. “Okay, share share share!”
Remus shook his head and made tutting noises. “There are secrets that need to be honored between the Prefects and the Heads of Houses.”
“There are no secret among brothers!” Sirius cried in protest.
The werewolf shrugged, a slight blush darkening on his cheeks. “There may be an unbreakable vow involved, but I couldn’t tell you if there was.”
There was more laughter and booing from the other three before Sirius blurted out the dumbest, off-timed comment.
“Do you even know how amazing you are?”
The grin froze on his face and Peter shot an odd look his way.
“Of course he knows!” James laughed, eternally having Sirius’ back. “But it doesn’t hurt to remind him! Moony, you’re so fucking amazing!”
Peter jumped in quickly too.
“Y-yeah, Moony! You’re pretty great!”
“Thanks, mates,” Remus replied softly, his hazel eyes staring down into the fire.
After a few quiet minutes of nothing but the sounds of nature, James looked down from staring at the stars.
“She was probably hot, yeah? McGonagall, I mean.”
A mixed response chorused around the fire and Sirius made every effort to not look back up at Remus. That had been too close a call.
#ask wolfy#prompts#WolfStar#the Marauders#Remus Lupin#Sirius Black#James Potter#Peter Pettigrew#Anonymous#drabble
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