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ineffable-blue-chickens · 2 days

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Shane, annoyed: Asshole. I hate you.

Farmer, in their head: Enemies to lovers, slow burn, double angst with happy ending, 300K+ words.

#stardew valley #sdv #sdv shane #stardew valley shane #shane stardew valley #stardew valley incorrect quotes #sdv incorrect quotes #stardew incorrect quotes #incorrect quote #incorrect quotes #farmer stardew valley #stardew valley farmer #sdv farmer

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myreygn · 1 day

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odysseus: i keep thinking of the infant from that night

polites: that's so sad alexa play open arms

#i keep thinking of the infant from that night i keep thinking of the infant from that- THIS LIFE IS AMAZING #cried at this part actually #epic the musical #epic the underworld saga #the underworld #odysseus #polites #rip polites you'll always be famous #incorrect quote #incorrect quotes #incorrect epic

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silverdreamscape · 2 days

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Scar: I have an announcement to make. Grian and I are officially a couple.

Mumbo: Scar, I think you're the last person to figure that out.

#mumbo #mumbo jumbo #scarian #desert duo #desertduo #gtws #goodtimeswithscar #grian #hermitcraft #hc incorrect quote #hc incorrect quotes #incorrect quote #incorrect quotes #my stuff

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adastra121 · 2 days

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Hound!MC: *on a date with a Touchstarved LI* If we’re going on a date, don’t bring your wallet. I’m not going to let you pay. Hound!MC: Just run when I run.

#touchstarved #touchstarved mc #touchstarved hound #touchstarved hound!mc #touchstarved game #incorrect quote #incorrect quotes #source: twitter #i imagined my own hound mc with this quote but I thought it would be funny if it applies in general

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spahhzy · 10 hours

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ArcFall Kid 3: Eldest Sister, your time on the Nintendo has expired...

ArcFall Kid 1: That's Hogwash, brother... your ambition is greater than a virgin in a brothel... find your entertainment elsewhere.

ArcFall Kid 3: You will allow me time on the Nintendo... or I will report your transgressions to mother.

ArcFall Kid 1: Over a silly game you would bring mother into this? You mad dog!

ArcFall Kid 3: The sweetest of dogs can turn to wolves when cornered! Don't make me bite.

ArcFall Kid 1: Very well, we can play together. uhm, here's your controller. *hands him a ps5 controller*

ArcFall Kid 3: My character will not follow my orders, sister...

ArcFall Kid 1: No, no, no! See, you're playing, you're playing, you're right there. *points to NPC*

ArcFall Kid 3 looks at his controller and at his sister's controller.

ArcFall Kid 3: Why is my controller a different color than yours? Is it a bastard?

ArcFall Kid 1: No, No! It's a very special handpicked from the gods, and it's better than mine!

ArcFall Kid 3: Sister, do you take me for a fool?

ArcFall Kid 1 realized she got caught.

ArcFall Kid 3: It's not even turned on!

ArcFall Kid 1: Brother-

ArcFall Kid 3: I have been hoodwinked...bamboozled...HORNSWOGGLED...RUN AMOK!

ArcFall Kid 1: Brother! I swear this was not of my knowledge!

ArcFall Kid 3 glares at his oldest sister before walking over to the outlet, where the switch was plugged to the TV.

ArcFall Kid 3: Then I have no choice.

ArcFall Kid 1: Brother....what are you conspiring?

ArcFall Kid 3: You're Tyranny has gone on far enough!

ArcFall Kid 1: What of my progress!?

ArcFall Kid 1: I have not saved this game! All of my work will be gone in the name of petty revenge!

ArcFall Kid 3: You call it petty, I call it justice. *unplugs game*

ArcFall Kid 1 stares darkly at ArcFall Kid 3.

ArcFall Kid 1: Brother, you've lost your head...*balls hand into a fist* But I can help you find it.

ArcFall Kid 3 inches to the door, ready to run.

ArcFall Kid 1: You have three seconds.

She holds up her hand.

ArcFall Kid 1: One...Two...Three

ArcFall Kid 3 was out the door as his eldest sister gave chase.

#jaune arc #cinder fall #knightfall #incorrect quote #hampton tiktok #Knightfall kids.

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unexpectedstormy · 1 day

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Wind: I have a riddle for you. See if you can solve it.

Legend: Okay, shoot.

Wind: You're locked in a room with no doors or windows. How do you escape?

Legend: ... I don't know. How?

Wind: You take off your boot, you look at your boot. You saw your boot, so you take the saw and cut your boot in half. Then you take the two halves and put them together. The two halves make a whole and then you crawl through the hole to escape.

Legend: -_- ... I hate you.

Wind: >:3

#linked universe #lu legend #lu wind #ehehehehe #this is a classic riddle in my family that everyone knows #incorrect quote #around the campfire

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ilivelikeimtrying · 2 days

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*Training days*

Todd: *says the dumbest shit for the upteenth time that day*

Ambrosius, genuinely tweaking: Oh my Gloreth, can you be anymore- ! How fucking stupid do you have to- ! UGH! You know what? You know fucking what Thoddeus Sureblade? If a bird's IQ were to ever be replaced with yours it would crawl! Fucking! CRAWL!

Ballister pulling Ambrosius away: Alright, I think that's enough for today.

Todd: The hell did I say?

Ballister: Enough. You've said enough.

#nimona #projecting a lil of how I've been feeling today #this is what happens when his uterus cramps up even though he has he/him pronouns #jk this would happen with him and Todd regardless #incorrect quotes #incorrect quote #incorrect nimona quotes #goldenheart #ambrosius #ambrosius goldenloin #ballister #ballister blackheart #ballister boldheart #ambrosius x ballister #ballister x ambrosius #todd

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redadidassneakers · 1 day

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Baby Blacks

Sirius: how does my new haircut look?

Regulus: it doesn’t look bad

Sirius: does it look good?

Regulus: well it doesn’t look bad