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Iidiotkid
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If god didn’t want me to dress sluttily perhaps he shouldn’t have made me hot
#like you’re blaming the victim here#i wake up every day#and have to live with the burden of being hot#😔#lmao#anyways
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Tmw when things cost money
#i cri evry tiem#u buy groceries ONCE#looking at the bill after buying like 15 things#that shit like fundamentally changes brain chemistry i think#there was no reason for it to be so expensive#*grabs capitalism by the neck* Y O U#anyways its whatever idc#(cares immensely)
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Y’know how Hawkmoth uses those little butterflies to create akumas?
It’s almost definitely because they’re at a distance and giving him an all-powerful way to use his powers so early on would make him too OP to ever win against...
But now I have a dumb mental image of Chat Noir fending of Hawkmoth for hours while Ladybug frantically runs around the city looking for a ladybug so she can call for her Lucky Charm.
#miraculous ladybug#idiot rambles#idk why this is so funny to me#but it is#also chat needs a cat to do his cataclysm#specifically a stray cat#based on nothing but vibes#ladybug#marinette dupain cheng#adrien agreste#chat noir#hawkmoth#gabriel agreste
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I feel like Edward Nygma is the Perry the Platypus of the Rogues Gallery. Like you see him in ‘normal’ clothes and you’re like “ah a random gay man” but then he puts on his funky little green fit and you’re like “THE RIDDLER?!?!”
#imagine getting kidnapped by some random twink#i think i’d kill myself before i even got to his dumb escape room#this is all /pos btw#i adore him#batman#bruce wayne#dc#edward nygma#riddler
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Paying $8 for a blue check mark on twitter call that a Verified Dumbass
#there’s no way this joke hasn’t been made yet#but sh#elon musk#elongated muskrat#twitter#joke#pun#funny
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GBBO: “A s’more is basically just an Italian merengue sandwiched between two ganache-covered digestives”
Americans:
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Heartbreaking: Most Talented Comic Book Artist You’ve Ever Met Working With Some Writer Named Tom
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Miraculous Ladybug is an unrealistic depiction of teenagers because there isn’t a single joke along the lines of “butterfly man? you mean BUTT man”
#like if they’re gonna act like babies you may as well commit#also i’m kinda showing my butt(erfly) here by showing that i’m a miraculous fan#lmao#i hate the show#but my family loves it and bad tv is better than no tv#anyways there’s a bunch of reasons why this show is inaccurate in its depiction of high schoolers#this is just the most egregious#miraculous ladybug#tales of ladybug and cat noir#ml ladybug#mlb#ml chat noir#ml class#also i haven’t gotten past s3 so this may not be accurate
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Tsumotaro…
#*disappears for ages*#*comes back with a vague pun about twst*#because i’m Dumb#tsum tsum#disney#twst#twisted wonderland#twisted humor#i know that’s not what the tag is for#but i think i’m funny#so oh well~#diasomnia#tsunotaro#twst malleus#malleus draconia
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He has to watch over his Robins very carefully every time he lectures them because the whole trick requires you to look away
This culminates in
Batman: *watching Robin very intently as he lectures them*
Someone who is new to this, probably Supes: Why are you watching them like that? Don’t humans need to blink?
Batman: oh, if I look away they’re going to disappear
Robin:
Batman: they’re gone, aren’t they?
Batman teaches all of the Robins how to disappear in the middle of conversations. He can’t do it alone and leave the kid stranded, after all, and the other option is to actually find a way to end conversations and he Can’t Do That. So, it’s one of the first things he teaches them to do.
… he regrets it when they use their new trick to get out of his lectures.
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Bruce, I forgive you for not saving me…
(part 2)
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Every time tumblr mobile updates I feel my willpower diminish
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Batman teaches all of the Robins how to disappear in the middle of conversations. He can’t do it alone and leave the kid stranded, after all, and the other option is to actually find a way to end conversations and he Can’t Do That. So, it’s one of the first things he teaches them to do.
… he regrets it when they use their new trick to get out of his lectures.
#i was specifically thinking of steph while writing this#but really it could be any of them#the main requirement for robin is that you just Can Not listen to batman#the big bad bat gets bullied by his kids#and we love that for him#bruce wayne#batman#dc#robin#robins#dick grayson#nightwing#jason todd#red hood#tim drake#red robin#stephanie brown#spoiler#batgirl#damian wayne#fuck it i’ll put in babs and cass too#because babs canonically managed to disappear herself in a wheelchair#and cass DEFINITELY knows how to do it even if i can’t think of examples rn#barbara gordon#oracle#cassandra cain#orphan#black bat#batfam#batfamily
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Tim Drake is obsessed with coffee because he has undiagnosed ADHD send tweet
#i say as if white men have any trouble getting a diagnosis—#but also i don’t mind coffee drinking tim because it fits the character#as long as it isn’t his only character trait y’know#but anyways#i’m going to scream my headcanons into the void#tim drake#dc#batman#batfam#robin#red robin#drake#still the worst hero name ever i adore it#bruce wayne#batdad
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Getting dragged into new fandoms is like a kidnapper trying to pull me along and I dig my heels in but I’m wearing Heelys and this just makes it easier for them
#this may be the dumbest joke i’ve ever mad#congrats everyone#this is specifically about dc#i was dragged kicking and screaming into the bat fandom#but alas#it took like 2 days max to get obsessed#it be like that ig#funny#joke#heelys
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All I can think about when I read Tom Taylor’s writing is that I could just be watching a telenovela that does X trope better
#this is mostly about the secret sister thing#but just in general#like the guy has telenovela style writing#but the thing is#telenovelas are at least kinda aware that they’re bad#like it’s part of the charm#they know it’s dumb so they go way overboard and i love that for them#but tom genuinely thinks he’s like a god of writing#and uh#he’s really not#he’s a white liberal with white liberal takes and writing#i can’t stand it#or him#anyways#anti tom taylor#because i guess i’m a tom taylor anti now#good for me#dc#dc comics#nightwing#robin#dick grayson#dickbabs
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I’m done having civilized, nuanced debates on the internet. Talia Al Ghul is a MILF and therefore should be allowed to do what she wants.
#like#i TRIED my guys#my fellow woc#but they won’t listen#even if abusing her kids was in her characterization#(it’s not)#she was literally raised in a cult like#how would she have learned better#someone tried to say that she was exposed to bruce#and that ‘he’s not a great dad but at least he doesn’t beat his kids’#but like#YES HE DID#MULTIPLE TIMES#CANONICALLY#but when he does it for some reason it gets excused#just say you’re racist and go christ#talia al ghul#damian al ghul#damian wayne#al ghul family#bruce wayne#batman#dc critical#batfam#fandom salt
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