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moontheyo · a day ago
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What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwomen?
Doesn't matter. Gender is a snowcial concept.
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wings-liker · 15 hours ago
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Cannibal speed dating call that meat and greet
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hgdawn · 5 hours ago
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devpalmer · 12 days ago
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military recruiter: so what got you guys interested in the marine corps
enormous horde of hagfish, ispods and bottom-feeding crustaceans: oh. uh. is that how you pronounce it
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sleepy-bebby · 5 months ago
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crabussy · 23 days ago
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nonbinary robot call that androidgynous
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aromanticduck · a year ago
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Not all construction work is equally enjoyable. For example, enlarging a drilled hole is boring, but fastening pieces of metal together is riveting.
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theraddestpotato21 · a year ago
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floridaboiler · 9 months ago
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sighinastorm · a year ago
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Playing D&D.  We found ourselves in a shop, like usual. Somehow I accidentally bought an old crone with a quill.  All she does is overline the writing on all my scrolls with a broader nib.
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poetassignment · a month ago
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facts-i-just-made-up · 4 months ago
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There was an early attempt to introduce clowns to medieval Europe, but this proved to be a feudal jester.
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aimarskloset · 19 days ago
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Otter Nonsense
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gawki · 6 months ago
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Pika chooses ketchup
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retrogamingblog2 · 3 months ago
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salamispots · 8 months ago
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even more Redbubble cards/stuff :0 and there’s finally a frog pun
(part 1!)
(part 2!)
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