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#elongated muskrat
nandomando · 2 days
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samanthakane1909 · 12 hours
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And then... it exploded!
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lost-carcosa · 2 days
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chrysocomae · 9 hours
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✨ manifesting✨
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vaspider · 26 days
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Listen, if you are on Twitter and you haven't recently downloaded your data, you really need to. Like, now.
With the recent layoffs, I am willing to bet money that Twitter is going to implode very soon. Maybe not permanently, but dramatically, and very, very soon. Like "Liz Truss vs a head of lettuce" soon.
I base this quite simply on knowing the kind of shit my wife deals with every day, and listening to people on the news who have talked to Twitter employees about the site at all. Not only do I think there's some Thing that will cause Twitter to puke all over itself like a 19yo who just discovered wine coolers, but I think there are multiple Things, and they are not in the future. They are occurring right now.
They fired the people who know which software licenses are up for renewal next. They fired the people who know that this cache needs to be manually emptied, and yeah they should have written a script for it but there were so many other projects that it was easier for Bob to just manually do it on Friday mornings while on his 2nd cup of coffee. They fired the people who know to not poke this thing in that way bc this thing works in a non-standard fashion, but it works, so even though the software manual says "poke it," don't do that. They fired the people that know that this queue getting up over X number of tickets means it starts eating tickets and erasing half the data you need to fix issues, so you have to compress the ticket numbers at least every 2 days with an ad hoc utility script that Jane wrote after your team discovered this issue. Not all of the institutional knowledge is gone, but a lot of it is, and once that knowledge is gone, it's not coming back. Once that knowledge is gone, things unravel quickly at an institution that size.
Whatever happens on the social end of things - and that's a fucking mess - make your contingency plans for not losing touch with people now, and get downloads of your shit. Now. Not later. This will not fizzle out like LiveJournal. I'm willing to bet that it will simply cease to be one day soon. It might come back once it disappears.
I'm just not counting on it, and neither should you.
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nicostiel · 1 month
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#a collection of my favorite tweets
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thelegendofj · 1 month
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I literally posted ONE tweet lightly mocking elongated muskrat in reply to one of his tweets, and my account got locked.
ONE. TWEET.
There's that supposed ""free speech"" he's been babbling about in action!
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nandomando · 2 days
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badjershark · 7 months
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Been seeing people say that we have to make Twitter completely unprofitable now that Elon owns it, and that's completely true. We need to do that. But we're not going to do that by just being so fucking annoying that no one else wants to be on Twitter. We have to be calculated, coordinated, and so fucking annoying that no brands want to be on Twitter. This must mark the resurgence of The Brand Wars. So if you're on Twitter, you must be completely insufferable to brands. Every brand account you find, comment "SILENCE BRAND" on their posts, block them, tell everyone you know to block them, and move on to the next one. This includes the brands you like. I don't care if Wendy's Twitter is funny; block them. If all the funny popular brand Twitter accounts lose even a quarter of their following in a decently short period of time, they will freak out, and they will blame Musk. If every time you see a sponsored post you immediately block the account that sponsored it, that's money that Twitter can't make off of you anymore, and that's money that Musk loses. We can do this, but we have to do it together, so let's show the world just how powerful a social media community can be and show them that billionaires have no place in that community.
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vorpalgrayfox · 28 days
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I feel this'll get alot of use over the coming weeks
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alloalouette · 11 days
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Incroyable, and holy shit
Twitter’s copyright strike system is no longer working. People are tweeting entire movies.
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chrysocomae · 24 days
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alanaisalive · 1 month
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Y'all are acting like Yahoo! lost money on this hellsite because we're all obnoxious assholes. This is false. We were all obnoxious assholes when they bought it. They lost money because half the users left when they implemented the porn ban.
If we want the same thing to happen to Twitter, people have to delete their accounts and leave. It's that simple. If being full of dicks could kill Twitter, it would have died years ago.
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heyitsmelinguini · 26 days
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Elongated Muskrat, what does this mean? He acts like telling Hank Green to Google something is an epic own, but, like? What is he getting at? Telling Hank Green, famous science-guy personality, to “do his own research” like Elon apparently does?
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