I need codependent Danny/Jason as a little treat (for me) and I love the idea of them having some sort of instant connection the moment they meet (bc ghost stuff idk)
Danny who's been dropped in Gotham with no way home (alt universe??) and he's been here for 36 hours and having a Very bad time senses a liminal being and immediately latches onto them heedless of the fact that his new best friend is shooting at some seedy guys in an alley and goes off about how stressed he is and how he can't make it back to the ghost zone and what a bad day he's been having (and it's important to note Danny is a littol ghost boy literally hanging off of Jason's neck as he floats aimlessly) and Jason is like "who are you??" And Danny is like "oh sorry I'm Danny lol" and then just continues lamenting his woes
And honestly ? This might as well happen. Nothing about this Danny guy(is he human?) gives Jason a bad vibe and tbh he's never felt more calm and level headed before so he just keeps up his usual Red Hood patrol and doesn't even think about it when he heads back to a safehouse and feeds Danny dinner (breakfast) before crashing for half the day
The only thing I actually need is Jason meeting up with the bats for some sort of Intel meeting and they're like "uhhh who's that" and Jason is like "that's Danny." And does not elaborate (very ".... What do you have there?" "A smoothie" vibes)
And it takes them a while to realize that these two have known each other for less than 12 hours and are literally attached at the hip
Wally: put that kit back up, we're not killing him because of a mission, I'm on my last red flannel.
Dick: ugh it's not going to be fun then!
Wally: we can't just stab your problems, so buck up mister.
Artemis: how many times do you have this conversation?
Wally: eh at least 50 times a day, teenage hormones hitting him hard in the murder department… put the knives back too, this is my favorite flannel I'm not burning it for your bloodlust!
Dick, from his room: this is a nightmare!!! Go shirtless!
Wally: no! I will not!
Kaldur: I'll bring the clean up kit, Connor, meg, time to learn how to dismembered a body.
Wally: no, it's not, we're not killing anyone on this mission.
Artemis: mission? we're going to a Batman lecture about cleanliness.
Wally: wait… you said lecture, this not a meeting with him telling us about a mission?
Artemis: no, he's going to talk about cleaning the mountain better… why?
Wally:
Wally, unbuttoning his flannel: Dick get the kit, I'm not getting told by a man who doesn't clean up for himself telling me how my damn room needs to be.
marvel lgbtqia+: as happy as possible, colorful, married/stable dating, powerful, half of the new generation, shapeshifters, the fucking king of the fucking space, gods
dc lgbtqia+: clone-obsessed, high school dropout, traumatized, have guns, no therapy, dating sharks, crazy villain lesbians
I've just started Skeleton Key, someone please tell me this 14 year old finally gets a gun. " Oh he's too young-" HES TOO YOUNG FOR LITERALLY ALL THE SHIT HES BEEN THROUGH " He's not ready to kill" HE SLAYED A MAN. HE SLEIGHED A GROWN MAN!!! I love the other inventions they are so cool and Smithers does a great job but please at least ONE gun. or a stun gun that has more than just one fucking dart because that didn't even make it to Point Blanc.
I know he probably won't get a gun, dear god this child needs a break from saving the world.