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he will solve your demon issues for a tenner
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captain-alec-xa · 2 days
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As always if you see someone new reading hellblazer advise them to not read past 250 or at least warn them that after 250 things get gross because Peter milligan sucksssss
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metamaudmedia · 3 days
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As someone who hates Danny Phantom and thinks it's a garbage ass show, but really fucking loves Hellblazer, I REALLY hate how many tags I've had to block while looking at posts for Constantine
Makes me wish that filtered tags didn't have a "CONTAINS: #TAG YOU HATE" and just fuckin blocked it all
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sentience-if · 2 days
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Hello! :D
Could you describe them in three words. How would they describe themselves in three words?
how i'd describe them // how they'd describe themselves
Ira: impulsive, forgiving, reserved // curious, devout, passive
Connie: closed-off, nihilistic, adamant // cautious, opinionated, rough-hewn
Klaus: defensive, anxious, patient // perfectionist, paranoid, loyal
Val: avoidant, nurturing, perceptive // chaotic, sympathetic, inconvenient (positive)
Kat: creative, self-assured, relentless // manipulative, confident, unshakeable
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nakathemoth · 8 months
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Constantine honest to god thought a child had just been struck by lightning and died by his side
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dhawanmasters · 2 months
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CONSTANTINE (2005) dir. Francis Lawrence
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pedro-pascal · 7 months
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CONSTANTINE (2005) - dir. Francis Lawrence
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stillpanicking · 3 months
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"You don't have a grave."
"I do not have one. Yet."
"...how did it happen?"
"....My parents had created a portal to the Ghost Zone. It malfunctioned. That tends to happen with their experiments... this one was more of an oversight." Danny recalled, Constantine could hear the melancholy in his voice. "I went in and accidently pressed the on button. Let it to them to have the on and off switch in said portal!"
Danny laughed at the memory before wincing at the pain he went through. "Yeah... it was rather painful."
"Did your body disintegrate?"
"Nope! I'm half alive, half dead. My molecules got rearranged. My human half still ages, alibet at a slower rate. My ghost half on the other hand...."
"How old are you?"
"86, but I look like I'm in the mid-twenties in my human form."
".... you know what. I don't want to know."
"I have two kids and five grandchildren!"
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piedalchemist · 2 years
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tarragonthedragon · 9 months
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an incomplete list of dc heroes whom i believe to have beef that none of the others understand:
batman and starfire (the only thing they have in common is the desire to hit anyone who hurts nightwing over the head with a mallet and they're both on each others' lists)
constantine and captain marvel ("why are you-- why are YOU-- why are you lIKE THIS")
green arrow and nightwing (did dick steal ollie's shtick, or is ollie a grown man who started a turf war with a 9yo? a question for the ages. also their arguments about being nicer to roy have escalated to biting)
wonder woman and atom (i just think it would be funny. theyre both so meticulously polite that noone would ever realise they hate each other to a savage and irrational degree)
red robin and the entirety of justice league international (there was a thing. several things. several things and an unsanctioned zipline)
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katherines · 6 months
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CONSTANTINE —2005, dir. Francis Lawrence
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serializedcomics · 3 months
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Constantine (2005) dir. Francis Lawrence
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likapad · 1 year
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Here is my sad beige character alignment chart
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Let me know of any alterations it needs!
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letoghanima · 8 months
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Rachel Weisz in Constantine (2005) dir. Francis Lawrenceus
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4o4notf0und · 4 months
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KEANU REEVES as John Constantine Constantine (2005) dir. Francis Lawrence
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cat-cosplay · 8 months
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My name is John Cat'stantine. And I'm an expurrcist. In my line of work, there are days you just need to forget.
...But some you never will.
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