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This scene makes me feral…
The watch, the jaw, the wrist flick, the VEST….🤤
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james potter 🤝 remus lupin
both becoming murderous maniacs whenever wulburga comes within an inch of sirius and regulus
and when i say murderous maniacs, i mean you can literally see the death in their eyes, the unadulterated rage that pulses throughout their entire body
it’s the most terrifying shit you’ve ever seen in your life, and i know that for a fact
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whatever you do, don't think about 12 year old Sirius Black becoming very suspicious as to why his new friend disappears from school periodically and returns looking exhausted, sometimes with bruises and cuts riddling his body.
don't think about him getting worried when Remus lies, "Oh, it was a family thing".
don't think about him trying to do research on abusive households out of concern that perhaps his friend is living in dire circumstances.
and please don't imagine him coming to the realization that Remus isn't the one in an abusive household... he is.
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James Potter is the kind of guy who would stop on the sidewalk to pick a dandelion and make a wish. And Regulus stands patiently waiting and asks, “What did you wish for?”. James kisses him softly while the dandelion fluff swirls around them. And James smiles and replies, “You tell me.”
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Can you imagine how flustered James would be when he and Regulus start dating and Regulus starts actually being really affectionate and soft with him?
Like of course Regulus still teasingly bullies him (it’s one of his love languages and James loves it dw) but when he starts also complimenting him and giving him random hugs and stuff? James would melt and blush and not know how to respond.
And Regulus would love the fact he can shut James up better than anyone so he’d just do it all the time. Everyone round Hogwarts would be so confused about how The Regulus Black, who seemingly only had two moods: indifference and annoyance, suddenly started being so sweet and soft to James Potter.
He’d chase him down the halls when he forgot a textbook in his room calling for his “Sunshine” and James would be speed walking away blushing the entire time but absolutely adoring the attention at the same time.
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Sirius: aww look reggie is snogging someone! must be his boyfriend
Remus: shit
Sirius: what? what’s wrong?
Regulus: *pulls back so James is visible to everyone*
Sirius:
Sirius: is that James?
Remus:
Remus: would it help if I said no?
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i forget how much jesper was going THROUGH it in crooked kingdom. he punches kaz, gets into a big fight with his dad, and kisses kuwei - all in TEN PAGES
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‘james potter would nev-‘ please have him. i’m almost begging you, have the canon version of james potter, he’s straight and dead and most likely would never.
my james is different breed, he sucks dicks (proudly) and takes them up his ass (enthusiastically) and doesn’t give a fuck if you perceive him differently. he also fucks the life out of his death-eater boyfriend so good that twink has no choice but to quit his cult and start a new one, in james’ name.
so yeah, have canon james. i don’t want him.
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sirius and/or regulus telling a story: "when i was little..."
remus and james: *braces for the absolute worse*
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sometimes i forget the crows are only sixteen. and then something like this comes along and i just. remember.
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march 31st
James: I’m in love with your brother
Sirius: haha James. April fools isn’t until tomorrow. Nice try though
James: I know
Sirius:
Remus:
Peter: run
James: *books it tf out of there*
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There’s another awkward silence, stretching on until Remus thinks he might just have to kill himself. Sirius is the first to break it, thankfully. “I’m sorry.” He repeats, like there’s nothing else to say. Maybe there isn’t. It makes no difference- Remus wants to tear the words from his throat anyway.
“Not enough.”
“I’ll eat.”
Remus scoffs, turning on his heels. “I hope you choke.”
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When the only reason Remus talks to Sirius after the prank is because he notices he's not eating ;)
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