#would you believe me if I told you I was cooking rn?
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Forgot about this lil guy hiding in my phone.
#would you believe me if I told you I was cooking rn?#no?#that’s fair it’s been a minute#sorry y’all#the fixation left for a bit and then I got busy! but I still love my boys!#kosmos art#fnaf dca#fnaf sb#fnaf security breach#fnaf sun#fnaf daycare attendant#daycare attendant#fnaf sundrop
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girllll please do a smut where matt is on tour the reader is on the phone with him and she starts hearing his heavy breathing and grunts so she stops talking and he says something like “keep talking pretty girl, im so close”
— radio, matt sturniolo. ⸰ 𖥔 ͙
warnings: smut smut smut. also this is short my bad. not proofread.
a/n: oh my god i saw this and knew i had to get cooking. i’m working on so many reqs rn be patient w me i beg !! sensitive stans dni i bite
at first, matt had begged you to come with him on tour, you two were together almost every day so it wouldn’t be all that different from your usual routine. however, as much as you would’ve loved to join him, you had to stay back home and tend to some important work matters. this meant having him away for almost a whole month.
not having your boyfriend around was painful to say the least. sure, you had work, family and friends to keep you busy, but nothing compared to having his presence right there next to you. of course, you texted every day at almost every hour, and you called each other every night to tell the other about your day and just hear each other’s voice.
on this specific night, matt asked you to call him a bit earlier than usual, which you didn’t mind at all. at the end of the day you got to hear your boyfriend’s voice, but it did seem a bit out of the ordinary.
“hi princess, nick and chris went to target to get some things we need, so i figured we could call a bit earlier.” matt spoke, his voice just as sweet as always, though you could sense a small smile in his voice. “tell me about your day, i wanna hear every detail.”
and that’s how an almost endless rant about your day started. you’d had an incredibly long day, you told him all about how you went to the bookstore in the morning and got some books that you’d been dying for, how you’d gotten some work done after that, then you told him about some meaningless argument you had with your mom.
“it was annoying, but– we’ll get over it.” you let out a soft sigh, laying back on your bed.
“i’m sure you will, baby.” matt’s voice seemed a bit deeper and breathier than usual.
his reply made your brows slightly furrow, normally he’d offer some sort of advice, try to comfort you or distract you but his reply was simply– underwhelming. he was never this quiet when it came to you. what on earth could he possibly be doing that made him go quiet— oh. as if on queue, to pull you out of your thoughts, you heard a shaky breath on the other line, followed by a slick and wet movement.
suddenly all the pieces started to click together in your head. was he jerking off? the thought of it made a small smirk appear on your face. you couldn’t believe him. he didn’t even have the decency to tell you so you could help him or join him? so that’s why he called you a bit earlier when his brothers were out, and that’s why he seemed so off throughout the call.
a part of you just wanted to go ahead and join him, tell him how much you’ve missed him over the past few weeks, how much you’ve been craving his fingers inside of you, or simply how much you’ve missed him inside of you. but the other part of you wanted to see how far he was willing to take this. it was funny enough that he didn’t realize you were already catching onto his situation, teasing him a little wouldn’t hurt.
“what should i do? i’m just, upset. you know?” your voice managed to sound the slightest bit sad, yet a smirk was displayed on your face.
“i– yeah, i mean–” he cut himself off before reconsidering continuing further with an act he knew he wasn’t going to be able to keep up with any longer. the slick sounds from the other line had picked up a quicker and swifter speed.
“hm?” you only let out a hum. knowing he was getting off to your voice was incredibly hot, but you wanted to see what would happen if you just– stopped talking. knowing you had full control over him without him even realizing it was simply arousing.
all that could be heard from the phone were soft grunts and heavy breaths, followed by some slick sounds which only made the smirk on your face grow slightly wider.
“fuck– princess, just do me a favor and keep talking for me, yeah? i promise i’ll make it up to you.” his voice was breathy, short pauses with shaky breaths between almost every word.
“care to tell me what’s going on?” you teased, letting out a soft giggle. you were just as turned on as he was, but you wanted to focus on your boyfriend’s pleasure first and foremost because of the short amount of time you had before his brothers came back.
“shit– just keep talking, pretty girl, i’m so close, please.” his breathing was shaky, you could hear the slick and wet sounds getting louder, picking up a quicker speed as a low grunt could be heard over the phone. “god, i miss you. i miss being inside of you.”
“and i miss having you here with me, i wish i could take care of you,” your voice was sweet, and your cheeks started to heat up with the tint of a soft pink color. “i miss you.”
your voice was needy and barely even audible, but those three words were all he needed to reach his release. the pace of the wet sounds managed to quicken even more before a soft “shit–” could be heard over the phone, followed by a slightly louder groan as the slick sounds began to cease.
“you’re the best, you know that?” his voice was almost a whisper. he was clearly tired out, his voice a bit deeper yet softer than usual.
“at least let me join next time,” you joked, playfully rolling your eyes as if he was right there next to you to see it. a small smile was still displayed across your face as you twirled a strand of hair around your finger.
“i will. i promise. next time will be all about you, princess.”
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I AM NOT UR GF -
[ ot7 x reader ]
SEOKJIN -
y/n: i’ll kill you
jin: i’m into that
y/n: ur going to hell
jin: i’ll take you with me
y/n: i’m going to heaven i’m an angel
jin: my angel
y/n: gross
jin: only for you
y/n: we are not together
jin: ???
sorry i can’t read
y/n: clearly
jin: take ur clothes off
y/n: ???
jin: sorry autocorrect
y/n: why did you tell the boys we are dating?
jin: i did?
lmao yeah i did
sorry i could never lie to the loml like that
y/n: what?
jin: ur on my will
y/n: happy one day to us 🥂❤️
jin: i like being used
y/n: yk what i’m having second thoughts
jin: as long as it’s you using me
y/n: uncomfortable rn
jin: i’ll make you comfortable
y/n: ur the cause
jin: ur my cause ❤️
y/n: what does that even mean??
jin: kiss me
y/n: leave me alone i’m tired
jin: i’ll build you a bed
y/n: what
jin: i cook
y/n: ur like 62
jin: age is a construct
y/n: ur gonna get arrested with a mindset like that
jin: would go to jail 10x over for you
y/n: out of context this looks insane
jin: you make me insane
and keep me sane ❤️
y/n: what
are you drunk?
jin: a bit
y/n: yikes
jin: my hips work
y/n: i would hope so?
jin: use me
y/n: you need to be put down immediately
JIMIN -
y/n: ummmmm?????
jimin: ummmmm?????
y/n: i am not ur gf
jimin: ummmmm?????
y/n: why are you telling people i’m ur gf
jimin: ummmmm?????
y/n: ummmmm?????
jimin: i thought it was time to tell people
y/n: tell people lies???
jimin: we are always together anyways i am doing us a favour tbh
y/n: “am” so ur still actively telling people that we are together?
jimin: ur so smart this is why i love you 😘
y/n: so were you in love with me when you flirted with the waitress right in front of me when we went out YESTERDAY?
jimin: why were you jealous?? 😏
y/n: ur actually insane like clinically insane
jimin: it was a moment of weakness babe 🥺
y/n: moment of weakness??
you have like 20 of those a day
jimin: omg i’m just a natural flirt yk i can’t help it 😞
y/n: i think the word ur looking for is whore?
jimin: I AM NOT A WHORE
y/n: yeah ok
jimin: unless you want me to be a whore then i’m the biggest whore you know honestly and truly!!!!!!
y/n: ur gross
jimin: ofc i’ll marry you!
y/n: ???
jimin: wow i’m so emotional rn
i love you i’m so excited for our future
i know some people may say we’re moving to fast but idc the truth is that i’m so in love with you i can hardly breathe!!!
y/n: get actual help.
HOSEOK -
hobi: we
y/n: no
hobi: us
y/n: no
hobi: hands held
y/n: no
hobi: mouth 2 mouth
y/n: still no
hobi: i told my parents about us
y/n: ur mother is gonna beat ur ass for lying
hobi: i told the boys about us
y/n: we are not together
hobi: the company is next
y/n: you won’t live to see another day if you do
hobi: i hope our kids have ur eyes
y/n: i can report you for harassment you know?
hobi: my pretty gf
i love you ^^
y/n: blushed for a second
that’s all you’ll ever get out of me
hobi: ur soosososososo cute
σ(≧ε≦σ) ♡
i’m gonna eat you
y/n: this isn’t right
hobi: this is the rightest thing ever
y/n: go outside or something
hobi: come with me
y/n: there is no hope for the kids these days 😞
JUNGKOOK -
y/n: DO YOU KNOW HOW EMBARRASSING IT IS TO BE FLIRTING WITH THE KIM MINGYU AND FOR HIM TO BE LIKE “ARE YOU NOT DATING JK?”
jk: i’m going to kill myself
y/n: ARE YOU SICK IN THE HEAD IM GOING TO FIND YOU AND KILL YOU
jk: i’m already dead
y/n: GOOD
jk: i can’t believe you talk to other men
oh my god i cjant breathe rn iMmm loosing vision hhe lp mmme…
y/n: IM SO FUCKING EMBARRASSED WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU OH MY GODODJD
jk: so like did you did you tell him we’re together or…
y/n: NO U SICKX SICK FUCK
I TOLD HIM NO IM NOT WITH FUCKING JUNGKOOK ARE YOU OUT OF UR MIND
jk: wow
in all caps like that?? a bit harsh
y/n: FUCK YOU
jk: pls stop shouting yk im a sensitive soul
y/n: WHY DID YOU TELL HIM WE ARE TOGETHER????????
jk: i didn’t tell him directly omg?
i messaged him
y/n: WTF IS UR PROBLEM????
jk: WAIT DID YOU JUST SAY YOU WERE FLIRTING WITH MINGYU?????????????????????
WHAT THE FUCKCKCKDK
y/n: i hate you
i’ve never wanted to push someone out of a building so bad until i met you
jk: that’s kinda cute
you think of me??
i love you too
y/n: you have 3 days to live
jk: as long as i’m with you nothing can take me out
y/n: shut the fuck up
yk know whose taking me out tho?
mingyu 🥰
jk: what
y/n: ?
jk: i have dispatch on the phone rn
y/n: tell them
being mingyu’s gf publicly? a dream come true tbh 😍
jk: when ur new bf is kicked out his group becomes broke and is living on the streets i’m sure ur dream will be alive and well
y/n: oh it will
with my baby through thick and thin 🤞🏽
jk: i’m going to kill myself
y/n: idc!
jk: i love you
TAEHYUNG -
y/n: stop telling people we are dating i will block you
tae: did you know i need u girl was about you
y/n: didn’t even know you then
tae: i’ve always known you
y/n: creepy as hell
tae: to some
y/n: to all
tae: why don’t you want me
y/n: ur not mark lee
tae: i’m kim taehyung
y/n: exactly
tae: you could get jumped for saying stuff like that these days
y/n: oh well
it was worth it
tae: i wish you knew
i wish you knew i wanted you
y/n: i know
and you got the lyrics completely wrong
tae: my lyrics may be wrong but my feelings for you aren’t
y/n: are you not with jennie?
tae: stfu?
y/n: loser
tae: she’s not my type
you are 😘
y/n: wishing i was jennie hours 😞🙏🏽
tae: you’ll will literally never be happy without me
y/n: that’s so crazy cuz i’m like over the moon rn
tae: that’s because i’m messaging you
y/n: pretty sure it’s because i’m not with you but whatever helps you sleep at night
tae: you help me sleep at night
y/n: tough
tae: :(
YOONGI -
y/n: i’m ur girlfriend now?
yoongi: what?
y/n: you’re telling people i’m your girlfriend?
yoongi: might be true might be false
y/n: kinda crazy
yoongi: do you not want to me my girlfriend?
y/n: no?
yoongi: 😢
y/n: cry me a river
yoongi: i will
then i’ll drown myself in it
y/n: dramatic much?
yoongi: i just got my heart broken can you have someone sympathy
y/n: L
yoongi: maybe like kiss me on the lips or something and i’ll be better idk tho
y/n: is min yoongi being open and honest with me rn???
times have changed i must say
yoongi: having a gf does that to a man
y/n: really?
yoongi: yep being in love is crazy
y/n: love? so it’s pretty serious between you two then?
yoongi: yeah i’m gonna marry her
y/n: wowwww how long have you guys been together then?
yoongi: 3 years in my head but i only started telling people 3 days ago
y/n: you are not right in the head
yoongi: love is crazy
y/n: i think it’s just you fr
yoongi: 🥲
NAMJOON -
y/n: DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
namjoon: hi
y/n: shut ur mouth
namjoon: 🤐
y/n: we are NOT together
N
O
T
together
do you understand?
namjoon: 🚫❌⁉️
y/n: well start understanding
namjoon: 🙅🏻♂️🚫
y/n: i’m sick and tired of you
namjoon: 🙎🏽♀️➡️👨⚕️🏥
y/n: bye
namjoon: 🥺
y/n: what is with ur obsession with me???
are you that bitchless omg??
namjoon: logically speaking
y/n: you have never spoke a logical word in your life
namjoon: okay nvm
y/n: namjoon you are down ridiculously bad at first it was cute i WAS blushing and giggling now i’m just concerned
namjoon: date me
y/n: that is NOT how you ask a girl out
namjoon: help me out here
y/n: i will not help you in the slightest
namjoon: that’s just mean
y/n: ur a freak
namjoon: am not
y/n: you so are
namjoon: go on a date with me
y/n: where is the the question mark?? are you asking me or telling me??
namjoon: ur being ridiculous
go on a date with me?
there
y/n: hehehehehhehehehe
okay!!!
namjoon: FR??
y/n: no lol
namjoon: that was so mean
y/n: :p
namjoon: dating me would probably mean free food for life
y/n: probably or definitely?
namjoon: *definitely
y/n: wait i’m kinda in love with you
namjoon: lol me 2 let’s makeout rn
y/n: i lied
namjoon: ur annoying
y/n: mwah
namjoon: did you just kiss me?
are you deeply attracted to me or something?
kinda cringe kinda hot i want you
y/n: didn’t know 2:25 am were your disgustingly desperate hours
namjoon: it’s not my fault it’s 2:25 in the morning and all i can think about is you
should i write i song about you?
would you be my gf then?
y/n: pls don’t
namjoon: it’s too late
y/n: if i go on a date with you will you shut the hell up and go to sleep
namjoon: YES
YESZYSS YES YES YES YES YESH
YESSYESYSYSYYDYD
yes
i might lol
y/n: see you tomorrow
namjoon: gn
y/n: gn
namjoon: gf 🤭
we hit 200 since when omg?? anyways feeling like i should do a “i’m not ur bf” ver but idk yet thoughts? u might get it next year or never but it’s the fact that i thought about writing it that counts!!
#bts crack#bts fanfic#bts fluff#bts imagines#bts fic#bts text#bts x reader#bts x y/n#namjoon x reader#jin x reader#yoongi x reader#hoseok x reader#jimin x reader#taehyung x reader#jungkook x reader#bts texts#rm x reader#suga x reader#v x reader#jhope x reader#hobi x reader#bts fake chats#bts incorrect texts#ot7 x reader
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WIBTA for ignoring my partners text messages after they told me they want to go on break over text?
(🦞⏱️ so I can find this later)
About three months ago, at the end of December to be exact, a friend of my asked if I would like to be in a qpr relationship. They’re aromantic and have been wanting to try it out.
I figured fuck it - why not? We’ll just be silly ol’ partners, nothing to it… but then I started really enjoying it. The whole “being loved” thing got to me I guess.
The next couple of months were going great, at least from my point of view - I went over to their house a couple of times, we cuddled, we cooked, I thought everything was alright.
However, on our last qpr date they brought up how they have issues with relationships and commitment, saying how there might come a time they leave me because they have lower energy than me. I felt hurt of course but I played it cool, “no worries bro, thank you for being honest, know that I love you lots no matter what haha”
And I thought things got better again. Until yesterday.
They texted me that they don’t want to be in a qpr anymore. That they want to take a break because, from what they’ve gathered, we’re not compatible (I have more energy than them, talk more, text more) and they’re not used to this…
They promised they wouldn’t do a break up over text. Which is a promise they didn’t technically break since it’s not a breakup. Technically. But the way they phrased the texts and the fact that it happened Quite Literally 30 minutes before midnight… I tried to play it cool, “sure man, you need distance, I get it” but then they asked me if I feel hurt to which I admittedly answered passive aggressively with a “My feelings don’t matter rn” (edgy much? Maybe, but again - 30 minutes before midnight. Not the best time to have a well-rounded conversation on a tough subject in person, let alone over text)
So now it’s the next day. They texted me that they still love me, which I do believe them but at the same time I still feel hurt, betrayed, kinda fucked up. I can’t imagine how they feel and I really want to just sweep all of this under the rug with a “don’t even worry about it man we’re still cool no matter what” but I don’t think ignoring how what they did made me feel is a good idea.
(I guess what makes the situation worse is that we’re both part of a very tightly knit group of friends, 4 of us in total, and I don’t wanna bring all this emotional garbage on any of the other 2 of us)
So, would I be an ass for ignoring my partners texts for the following week? And if so… what do I even do?
What are these acronyms?
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Dad was cheap
Like not funny ha ha cheap.. Like he was, but also wtf infuriating cheap
He would tithe to the church all he felt he should, I mean litterally every few months, they would post in a special bulletin who gave and how much total. Dick measuring to guilt others if I ever saw it. That's the only time I'd hope he had been cheap but no...
He was an LPN, almost RN but he decided not, back in the 70s was a different outlook of those peeps and roles in industry.
I saw his pay stubs after he died when cleaning out his shed.... Naturally that's where they go. I couldn't believe how little he made, so I get frugal, I get I got second hand clothes a huge percentage of time and those handed down to my brother, but he always provided.
Mom didn't work until we were out of the house. Raising two boys and I can tell stories... She SHOULD have been paid... She mentally survived though, I guess you do.
His cheapness didn't affect basic to intermediate auto repairs, my dad had everything done at a shop, I grew up craving to do it, oil/coolant /brake /transmission fluid changing, doing my own brakes, shocks, suspension, most top engine parts, diagnosing electrical and physical gremlins. I still do, not out of necessity but because I enjoy it.
Hurt when I told dad I would do his brakes, he never had me, I would just charge parts, I know where to buy them, just like oil, I can buy great quality brake parts for both axles and come in well under what a shop does mediocre for one axle in price, and they don't treat your car like it's theirs, the tactics in which one needs to remove parts at times with violence I am well versed, as well as taking the time to do it right and careful gets cut sometimes, but I respect it was his choice.
The most cheap thing he did and it pissed me off one time and I finally got him to understand was tipping. Ten dollar meal, 80 cents, 50 dollar meal a few dollars. Now I will say it's up to everyone to tip how they want, and I do agree tipping for things now in some respects are out of control, but I started out as a puppy in the service industry, and while I didn't need to earn tips, I ran the kitchen and interacted directly with those that did and my performance could fuck them from tips and so I made sure I cooked and plated like every meal made was mine.
We were up in Canada, stopped at some strip mall diner, ordered burgers, my dad thought his was not done quite enough, but otherwise everything was fine, we were trying to get to upstate NY to bury my grandmother, his mom and I get maybe he was under duress, but I was too, I was doing all the driving because I love to drive but still it's very long and need to focus too much, people are assholes when you take a nap for a bit driving for some reason, like jeez I get it🤣
I watched my dad get the bill, easiest was to pay with card, and not screw with the did different currencies.
I noticed be put a dash on the tip, just wrote the total on the bottom. Now if it's a place you get your food and no service after I get maybe adjusting.
We got multiple how are things? I had 3 Coca-Colas, he had mutiple cups of coffee, a napkin run.... So.... Was not like the server that ran his card and looked defeated as she watched him sign it deserved it.
We get out side, he's opening door, I stand at curb.
Me : dad wtf was that?
Dad :was what?
Me: why the fuck did you stiff the server
Dad: the burger wasn't that good
Me: so?
Dad: was expensive too
Me: no dad it wasn't, it's in their currency, it's same we pay
Dad: ok, well next time...
Me: next time what? Next time we go here? Have her as a server? Or eat again??
Dad: next time we eat
Me: well we are here now
Dad : we have a schedule
Me: the hell we do, so skip a rest stop if we have to, you know we are arriving over three days before she's buried, don't give me this schedule crap, we stop when we want, and don't push our trips
Dad: what do you want me to do
Me : go in there, tip her, tell her you're an ass or that you forgot, I don't care
Dad: next time
Me :did she do anything wrong with service
Dad :the burger was...
Me: no, not her sorry, go bitch to a manager or call the prime minister or something, that was the cook...
Dad : well my coffee mug had something on it
Me: ok.. Hey excuse me miss, can you flog the dishwasher or please get me another mug, somehow this one isn't clean...
Dad: ok! (opens up wallet) all I have is a 10 and hundreds, I will get change next stop....
Me: and drive back and tip her?
Dad : that's absurd
Me: (opening up my wallet) well I only have 20s, that's fine, but if you make me be the one to walk in and do it I am walking away
Dad : son you won't walk off
Me: yes, we both paid our own meals, I tipped her very well for mine, I am good walking to grandma's, not like if I don't make it she would know
Dad : you don't have the money...
Me : don't care I'll sell my body to science or give handjobs, but riding with you that can't understand the principle of the structure and your issues are mechanisms to justify not spending more than the tab, I have watched you for years, you get up from table and mom ends up digging money out of purse and laying tip at the table.
Dad : she doesn't...
Me :the fuck she don't, call her. She just laughs and says... That's your father... I'm not laughing
Dad : (walks into restaurant hands woman the 10 and she smiles)
*walking back to car*
Me: dad I know I was a dick, and I love you, but you irk me
Dad : I know, your mother got mad last week over same thing
Me: good
Dad: besides I need you to ride with me, no one wants your calloused hands giving hand jobs
*laughter *
He got better as he aged, helped I think to have kids move out of house, mom started working a bit after we moved out and food bill fell 🤣, he would ask me and mom what would be a good tip for the meal and service, for years he tried to wrap his mind around how I tipped, service not based on tab. Eat at a diner, server runs their ass off for you, 25 dollar tab, verses same effort from high end restaurant and they should get more? No... So I tip high compared to low tabs and normal for high, dad never understood how for a 12 dollar meal, I'd give 10 tip, not about the price to me.
As he aged he started to throw his money around more, but still had moments.
I remember the car accident, one I wrote about a while back, just out of Sudbury, Canada
Flipped the car, destroyed the vehicle, the car top carrier, the only time we brought our bikes to grandmas the were hanging off the back and trashed, mom had a concussion, Justin had a broken collar bone, so much lost and broken and he said... I just filled up the tank 20 miles back... Dang it should have waited.
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Hi! Sorry to bother you but I saw you were a fellow Clark lover and I feel like you were a great person to ask this question to:
In your opinion, what traditions/culture things from Krypton does Clark do in his daily life? Ex, could be a small Kryptonian prayer before eating or a specific holiday, etc
Clark in my opinion would do everything he can to keep his heritage alive so I was curious what your take on it was :)
hi!! you’re not bothering me, i take every opportunity i get to run my mouth about clark :) you made my day
first thing’s first, i believe clark has some instincual and natural kryptonian things that he does that he either was told wasn’t normal by his parents, or things that he’s done mostly in private for a majority of his life so therefore he has no idea that it’s not normal.
One thing i headcanon he does is bump his head to other people’s heads as a form of affection like if he likes you he’ll put his forehead on yours. im leaning into the kryptonians are like cats thing, i love that. obviously he doesn’t do this with everyone as to keep up appearances, but he does it with ma and pa and the league. Kyrptonians are a very physically affectionate people
Another thing he can do but doesn’t because it’s definitely NOT human, is clicking (similar to a raven), it’s a sound that comes from deep in his body tho so it’s not super loud and only really noticeable in a quiet room or if you’re sitting right next to him, he can control it for the most part but sometimes it happens without his consent when he’s particularly frustrated abt something.
Uuhmm oh i also like to think everything on earth tastes completely different to him, like pickles are like ghost peppers to him and marshmallows taste like cilantro or somethin. as a baby the jarred baby food always made him pull a face and spit it out and now there’s these two panicked parents completely lost on how and what to feed this alien baby. mashed up raw onions and bell peppers were like candy to him and his parents just had to hope that it wasn’t bad for him. stuff like that. he’s physically repulsed by cheese, all of it. the smell alone makes him want to vomit. (i know this clashes with my headcannon that he’s an amazing cook and makes the best meals, but that’s just a process of following the recipe and knowing how to do it cause ma taught him how, as well as all her special recipes, so to him it’s just a routine.)
i have more somewhere in my head but they’re not comin to me rn. i really gotta draw out my versions of kryptonians because i really do like to lean in to the fact that they are aliens and should look and feel a little more like it yaknow?
okay, traditions and keeping his culture alive stuff let’s see
he wears the traditional kryptonian fits on special kryptonian holidays as well as father’s day. There’s a holiday that celebrates animal companionship (pets basically) and every leaguer agrees that it’s absolutely criminal it’s not a real national holiday on earth. The league celebrates every year.
kryptonian birthday’s work a bit differently, for the entire day your eyes glow and instead of recieving gifts and having a party, the person who’s birthday it was gets an entire day to themselves, no work or anything, they just get to relax and do whatever they want, a birthday was a day of celebration of course with loved ones but the custom applied to work and such, if it was your birthday, you were allowed to do whatever you wanted that day free of charge so long as it wasn’t illegal obviously, this was customary on Krypton because a birthday was considered a very important day, in a different way that’s it’s considered on earth. Bruce does everything in his power to take all work load off of Clark every year after hearing Clark talk abt kryptonian birthday’s once, and Bruce being fully aware of how important keeping krypton alive is to Clark even if it is in small seemingly pointless ways, he does that. Much to Clark’s dismay, Bruce practically forces him to take the day off and offers to pay for literally anything he wants to do that day. Usually Clark just wants to spend time with friends and family.
honestly my brain can’t think of many more or very interesting ones, i’m sure they’re in there but my mind is dead right now, but i hope you enjoy those
#asks#thankyou for the ask!!#i literally love talking about this man so much you don’t understand#clark kent#superman#clark headcanons
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TW : small vent (my grammar is horrible and english isnt my 1st language so it might not make sense srry + this story is just gonna be all over the place)
So i came out as trans (mtf) to my mom about 3 weeks ago but she didn't believe me right away until about 8 days ago when was finally coming to terms that i was really trans, like a week ago she came up to my and sat down on my bed and started talking to me basically telling me that i was being influenced by media etc then she (to put it shortly) told me that she was gonna leave the house until i called telling her i had realised i am a man (Keep in mind i have 4 younger siblings and im only 16.) she hasnt come home in almost 6 days... i know this is gonna sound mean but i not really worried about where she is or hows shes doing rn, im more so worried about my siblings, i dont know how to cook or how to properly take care of kids (especially since one of my siblings has down syndrome). Okay so wrapping the whole story up i just wanted to ask if you/any one who sees this knows any basic/cheap recipes. Also if you know how to take care of young kids i would love some tips
(i honestly think its better that shes out of the house due to how abusive she was towards me and my siblings, but i definitly cant afford to pay bills working minimum so i will have to eventually call her)
sadly, i dont know any recipes. i hope you and your siblings are doing well. i have a younger sister, but i admit im not that good at the parenting part other than helping with homework parts (where incase you need advise, you should be helpful but not outwardly give the answer and let them figure it out with hints and also make sure to ask if they understood the concept and explain if they didnt. but i understand that this isnt the most important advice, im sorry anon)
for your sibling with down syndrome, i advise you ask an actual page dedicated to down syndrome that has a mod with down syndrome. ive never actually met anyone with down syndrome before so i cant be of much help.
but since this is a public site, any advise towards anon would be appriciated!
#anon ask#please give advice#please#this anon clearly needs help#please help#ask answered#anon#answered#advice#in need of help#in need of support#in need of advice#not me#please give anon advice
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Can you do 8 with Atsumu please ☺️☺️🙏
Yesssss!!!!Im so excited for the prompt list hopefully it’s going to work out well this time!!Anywho I picked Atsumu because I feel like he can’t cook to well not for any reason guys just because😭thank you so much for requesting and pls if anyone wants to request anything let me know because I’m having the time of my life rn😭
‘Dada can’t cook’ x Atsumu
Tw-food, Atsumu can’t cook, nasty food, spitting out food let me know if i missed anything!!
You had told Atsumu you had a long shift tonight.
“You can order in or something…just make sure the twins get to bed early.” Yoh peck his cheek and he furrows his brows.
“Why would we order in? I can cook fine!” You roll your eyes softly.
For as long as you’ve been with Atsumu you know he for the life of him can not cook. Unfortunately, he won’t believe anyone who tells him that so that was a very interesting conversation every time.
So when it came time to cook, Atsumu got both your girls dressed in mini aprons as they ‘helped’ him too cook, really they just ate a few fruits and vegetables off of the cutting board when he wasn’t looking as if he wouldn’t know when their little faces were dyed pink from raspberries.
Once the dish was finally done he sat both the girls down at the table before sitting beside them.
One of them pulled a sour face when she tasted whatever he’d cooked and he cocked an eyebrow.
Her sister spit the food into her napkin while her dad was wondering if it was that bad? He was certain it wasn’t!
But before he gets the chance you open the door and the girls are running over to you as a they scream and giggle, “dada he can’t cook! Mama, dada can’t cook!!”
You giggle lightly lifting them to sit on your arms and you look to the table where a pile of interesting looking food is sitting on the table…to say you were impressed he managed to get them to even taste it was an understatement.
If anyone wants anything else let me know because I love writing requests!!
#anons#1000 followers prompt#reader insert#x reader#haikyuu#haikyuu!!#haikyu x reader#haikyuu parents#haikyuu dads#mom!reader#dad!atsumu#dad!Atsumu x reader#atsumu x reader
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ok still not able to draw turts rn but i am gettin a bit of th fixation back so heres some rise headcanons;
donnie is average at best at video games but will play them for hours (the purple game was designed for him so im gonna say that it was specifically designed so he could beat it) meanwhile leo is cracked at games but will get distracted and switch between like 8 games within half an hour
mikey will often serve food for his brothers at different stages during the cooking process to accommodate their sensory issues and allergies, raph and him are usually the only ones who eat the "fully completed" recipe
raph hates cooked vegetables and thinks all vegetables should be crunchy as god intended. he has also eaten an entire watermelon in one bite before (with great difficulty)
leo and donnie convinced mikey that freddy fazbear was real when they were little but splinter made them apologize after mikey had a nightmare abt him appearing in the sewers and cried to raph abt it. donnie initially refused to apologize because "thats stupid the water down here would mess up his circuits" but mikey cried again and he felt rlly bad abt it
leo got into medicine because of april, one time when they were kids playing in the sewers she fell and scraped her knee and since she was like idk 6 and 6yr olds are stupid she started wailing and was like "the poopy water down here is gonna infect my cut and then theyre gonna cut my leg off and i wont be able to see you guys EVER AGAIN" nd leos like. WHAT!!!! just wholeheartedly believes her and donnies in the corner trying not to throw up. she was fine she just went home and washed it and got a bandaid but th turts were so scared bc she was like a day or two late to their usual playdate nd they thought she died. leo asked for "healing books" on his next birthday
mikey saw ppl getting duct taped to the wall online nd thought it was so cool he asked raph to do it but they had to have him face against the wall to not harm his shell and halfway thru he was like "this suck actually let me out" nd raph was like "no lol" nd left him up there for a while
leo fully believes quicksand is a common problem he will have to face
they would film their own "youtube videos" as kids bc they wanted to join in on the whole youtuber craze but didnt post them anywhere for obvious reasons. april had a great time showing them to jr post-movie despite all their embarrassment
they tried the ice bucket challenge on mikey and he almost went into brumation
donnie thought spongebob was real as a little kid and was super mad at splinter for like a day when he told him it wasnt
mikey will climb on top of raphs tail and have him drag him along (alligator tail raph real) raph will sometimes swish his tail and mikey has to hold on for dear life
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For some reason, I imagine Jean-Baptiste and Madeleine to have this sort of dialogue...
Madeleine: "I have the impression you arranged yourself to get beaten up just so you can have my cooking.
Jean-Baptiste: "If I told you "no", would you believe me ?
Madeleine: (Smiling) "Maybe"
For some reason, I think even modern AU would have a similar thing, since in modernAU, they would probably be adopted siblings, which, you know, great. Jean-Baptiste doesn't care if he's seen as the "bad guy", as much as he doesn't want to appear "weak", and in a more secular environment, I don't think he'll hesitate with an adopted sister. Also, the real life Sanson weren't that careful about avoiding mob violence. Also, the only way Charles would exist in modern AU would be if both his parents are strongly anti-abortion, because, raising a child who's very existence prooves you don't give a damn about what society thinks and is virtually social death is very difficult on psyche, more than his older sister.
Okay there's a lot and this has been marinating in my askbox and this answer will be very messy, but:
1. I LOVE THIS INTERACTION I imagine them as a cute domestic couple rn. They're so messed up and traumatized but they found each other and it's just... yes.
The first tender, geniuine kiss on Jean-Baptiste's forehead came from Madeleine. She was the first to kiss him without an ulterior motive, just out of pure care for the young man, and it moved his heart of steel harder than the most soul wrenching prayer, the most brutal execution, the worst tortures and punishments.
You made me love this ship sm you have no idea😭
2. I don't think they would be adopted siblings, more like very close childhood friends because I can see the incestuous vibe. I don't like it, but unfortunately it's there and we can't ignore the elephant in the room. But even adopted siblings are so uncomfortable to think about. The mob violence thing, I like to imagine Jean in a bar fight beating the fuck out of Subyss.
3. Modern Sansons would be the most obnoxious conservatives ever. I can see Anne-Marthe gossiping with church grandmas about how the LGBT and feminism will destroy the nuclear family. She will be disappointed since both Charles and Marie have had homosexual interactions more than once. I actually think Charles is gay and married a woman out of platonic love/friendship and mutual respect... also societal expectations. I don't think they were spending time in the bedroom much, but they for sure were a quite succesful marriage despite not being in love. I just think it's a neat dynamic.
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For me it’s very similar to the other anon. I’m turning 25 this year and I’ve still not got my bachelors degree because I had to quit my first go around at uni since i physically couldn’t learn for my exams. Granted it was compounded by other issues such as depression and anxiety but i genuinely believe that a not insignificant part of those issues come from the fact that adhd makes it near impossible to organise myself (unmedicated btw).
Seeing this on my feed rn is kind of ironic since even though im in my third year of a degree that I actually enjoy now, I literally dropped out of an exam that I was supposed to write today cuz I couldn’t revise. It’s not like I didn’t have the time and I’ve known for weeks about the deadline, but with every assignment or exam I push my own boundaries further and further back until I can’t do it anymore. Last semester I crammed 84 pages worth of notes in under 48h, an exam mind you that I’d pushed back over a year and was literally my last shot or I’d not be allowed to continue with my studies. I barely slept, I was throwing up, but I somehow passed, and with a good grade at that. Since then my brain is like, well you managed to do that that one time so you can totally afford to wait until the DAY before an exam to finish it. Or write a 15 page paper in a day.
And you know what, maybe I can. But the problem is the cost. It’s killing me. I find that it’s also very isolating cuz generally people don’t have a lot of empathy for this? So I end up pulling back from everyone including my best friends until I’m at a point again where I can be around people without letting on how incredibly bad I’m doing. Or I just straight up lie so they don’t know that I’ve not done the things i said I would do.
And all this is not just within the framework of academia. It’s also impacted my wellbeing in a more general sense - cooking for myself is hard because I tend to not listen to my body’s cues until I’m on the verge of passing out cuz i forgot to eat or drink, or by the time I’m hungry I still have to make a meal so I end up ordering something cuz it’s faster. Same with showering daily or brushing your teeth. Getting any routine started in general and sticking with it. I’ve been meaning to start exercising again but I keep delaying it for no reason. I’ve worked out regularly in the past so I know it’s something that I enjoy and that makes me feel good but despite that I’m still stuck in this place of inertia? It’s awful.
I’ve talked to some friends who also have adhd about it and the inability to start something cuz it isn’t instantly gratifying or that doesn’t align with an interest but is an obligation is quite common. Can I binge 7 seasons of a reality show in a week if it really interests me? Hell yeah! (I do watch everything at 2x speed cuz everyone talks too slow lmao but still). Will i fly through a massive book and literally forego sleeping if it means getting through more of it if im really invested? Absolutely. 1500 puzzle? Massive Lego set? Yep! Taking notes from a textbook for an assignment? Literally kill me right now.
I’m sorry for this long ass message and idek if you’re gonna read all of this but yeah just wanted to share my experience. Adhd is absolutely not quirky or a superpower and I wish there was a better understanding of it out there because it makes me my own worst enemy every day.
Ugh anon i feel you so much. I have skipped on many an exam during my bachelors because i just couldn't concentrate, focus or start revision. It's completely miserable to literally see the time go by where you feel the stress but you just cannot get your brain to start on what you need to do.
Any time i told teachers and now colleagues that i work well with deadlines i get told i'm not motivated enough because if i was i wouldn't need deadlines. That's just so unfair! My brain is graving dopamine, it's not laziness that my brain does this, it's literally just ADHD.
This is the same reason why your brain (usually) jumps into action when that crippling anxiety hits, because you're so close to a deadline that your brain can smell the dopamine.
The only reason that i finished my 6 month thesis is because i had many mini deadlines during those 6 months. I felt the anxiety to finish a part of it every month and i had a teacher who was very nice and gave you compliments when you did (DOPAMINE). If i didn't have that i would still be writing my thesis now.
ADHD is so misunderstood by so many people. It affects every part of your life and the negative consequences are so much bigger and impactful than the potential positive outcomes. I mean yeah i'm creative and can think fast, awesome but that doesn't make up for the anxiety, stress and grief you go through anytime your brain just doesn't want to start something.
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Screaming Abdabs
There is an Adderall shortage and college is testing my patience rn so to cope I'm cranking out content in the brief window of time I can be medicated enough to generate something worth posting
You guys know that vine where the kid gets really close to the camera and says "welcome back to me screaming?"
That's...essentially what the plot is here. In which Leorio is about to confess, but gets cut off because kids will be kids.
“I’m just going to the bathroom, I’ll be right back okay?”
Leorio nods as you rise up from the little patio furniture set and make your way to the back of the cafe. It suddenly feels a lot more awkward for someone of his size to be hunched over the little round table; he can’t help but feel like a giant in a dollhouse. The furniture wasn’t even meant for indoors, and honestly, without you there to fill the other side, it leaves him feeling more vulnerable. The dawning realization sets in that, for the next few minutes, it’s just him, his thoughts, and the empty metal chair across from him with a cutesy pink cushion. On the bright side, you just inadvertently bought him a few extra minutes to compose himself. He had something very important to tell you, and he was done squandering opportunity after opportunity.
It was about time he confessed to you, and even if it was in some tacky restaurant, at the world’s most uncomfortable table, today was the day, damn it. That, and you told him the pastries here were to die for, so who was he to say no? He breathed in and out and pondered over how to word it when the buzzing of his phone snapped him out of his thoughts. Which, really, was probably a needed distraction anyway, lest he psych himself out again for the umpteenth time. Almost robotically, he presses the answer call button and is greeted with an uncomfortably close shot of Gon’s face.
“Leorio! Hi!!!!”
The man in question smiles as Gon shouts a cheerful greeting into the receiver of his phone, Killua emerging from behind shortly after. He normally would have been relieved to hear from the boys at any other time, but he was well past the point of needing encouragement. He was going to go through with it, he just needed it to sound semi coherent. Any thoughtful lines he had cooked up in his head poofed away into thin air as he briefly mourned the loss. Still, you weren’t back yet so maybe he’d still have time to come up with something again. He could humor Gon later, whatever it was.
“Hello to you too. Can I call you guys back? I’m out to lunch with y/n, and I think I’m gonna confess today.”
Killua scoffs, knowing damn well Leorio has been tiptoeing around it for months now. “Please, I’ll believe it when I see it.”
Gon gets really close to the screen again and chimes in. “We called you to help us figure something out, and we need an impartial judge.”
‘Alright, it's probably just a simple question, like which hoodie should Killua get at the market or if we should get takeout tonight’, Leorio sighs and softens a little, prepared to hear the kids out when Gon finishes his thought.
“We’re trying to figure out who can scream the loudest. We asked Kurapika, but he told us we should have played The Quiet Game before running off, covering his ears.”
…What?
Leorio blinks, once, twice. He asks Gon to repeat what he said. When Gon confirms exactly what the purpose of this call was, Killua’s voice is heard off screen.
“We have to settle this once and for all.”
“Yeah, exactly! Leorio’s the loudest person we know. He’s perfect for this.”
“For real though, how’d you end up pining after someone so quiet? You really didn’t scare them off yet?”
“Do you need help? My aunt Mito says girls like when y”-
“Gon, come on, we need to figure this out already!”
Oh, hell no.
Leorio could see you walking back over to the table, and he waved you over, pocketing his phone. It was now or never.
“There’s something I want to tell you.”
You had a funny feeling you could guess what it was. You loved Leorio, you really did, but he was so obvious about his crush on you. Still, you’d hear him out.
“Oh? What is it doc?”
God, he could never grow tired of that nickname.
Even if he wasn’t a doctor yet, you were always so encouraging and had no problem letting him know every day how much you believed in him. Even if the worst case scenario came true and it was revealed that you didn’t return his feelings, he knew you’d always be in his corner, cheering him on no matter what he does in life. And for that, he was grateful.
As soon as Leorio opened his mouth, a pair of blood curdling screams burst from the phone speaker in his pocket, causing him to drop his coffee and spill it on the two of you. You scream in surprise, and then pain as the both of you are doused in scalding hot water. Leorio screams in alarm, frantically looking around for napkins. It’s a cacophony of nervousness between you and him, and now your hearts are pounding for a completely different reason.
It takes all of ten seconds for Leorio to realize he must not have hung up completely, only ending the video portion of the call- but neglecting to end the audio as well. Not only that, the side button he pressed was the one to increase the volume, making it as loud as ever.
You’re panicked, seemingly more worried about him spilling hot coffee on himself as a third, much more colorful scream rings out through the cafe. A sharp “MOTHERFUCKER!” spooks you before a profanity laced rant spills out from his mouth.
He fished the phone out of his pocket, steaming mad as he turned the video chat back on to see the two kids looking innocently at the camera, like they didn’t just ruin a long awaited love confession while blowing out the eardrums of everyone in a 20 mile radius. Killua glares expectantly through the screen and has the nerve to look irritated at Leorio’s speechlessness before he breaks the silence.
“Come on old man, we need answers.”
The waitress makes a beeline to the table and politely- but firmly, asks the two of you to leave. Leorio sighs and hits the end call button, not even wanting to entertain the two boys as the screen fades to black. You apologize for the noise, and even though he had said it was his treat, you can’t help but feel bad about how it went, so you discreetly pay for the meal when Leorio is distracted. You’d fess up yourself, but you remember Kurapika telling you offhand one day that Leorio’s pride wouldn’t let him live it down.
Then again, if he was brave enough to go after the dream he wanted, perhaps it would be the same for a relationship with you. And with the encouragement you give him, you were almost certain he’d be brave enough to make the first move.
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♡ even though we're already talking about the tahini and snowpea rn but-- asdfghjk ♥ ♥ ♥
WHO ASKED WHO OUT FIRST?: Zamasu
• WHO WENT IN FOR THE FIRST KISS?: Also Zamasu
• WHO GIVES THE OTHER NICKNAMES?: They both give nicknames to one another!
• WHO COOKS THE MEALS?: I feel as though they can both cook (It’s impossible for one person to cook all the time mostly), though, Zamasu would have a specific desire to treat someone he views as “Perfect” like someone on his level, if not higher, so he’d likely try to do more cooking then he should.
• WHO HAS BETTER TASTE IN MUSIC?: HELP, I feel like their taste of music is of equal quality? There’s no true way to measure someone’s “Taste” in music over someone else’s because that’s more or less subjective and dependent. I will say Tahinnia on this one because Zamasu doesn’t listen to traditional earth music and the music he does listen to is from the divine, which in itself, cannot be heard by a mere Mortal therefore? You can’t judge that. Divine does not equal better, it is basically a remainder of his complex and old mentality.
• WHO HOGS THE BED?: Zamasu doesn’t strike me as a Bed Hogger, I feel as though he wouldn’t be the one in the relationship who hogs the bed. If we go based off of stature alone, Tahinnia is very tall and long, which inherently takes up more room. That doesn’t mean they anyone actively tries to hog the bed though.
• WHO WAKES UP FIRST?: Tahinnia doesn’t require sleep because she’s an android, so definitely her
• WHO MAKES THE COFFEE?: Zamasu would prefer a tea, though, he’d make the coffee for Tahinnia.
• WHO'S THE BIG SPOON?: Tahinnia
• WHO STAYS UP THE LATEST?: Mostly Tahinnia
WHO REACHES FOR WHO'S HAND?: They both do this an equal amount.
• WHO'S A FAN OF PDA?: I don’t think either of them are really that type. Zamasu would appear more possessive if he believed there is a threat though.
• WHO SNORES?: None of them do
• WHO GETS ANNOYED MORE EASILY?: Zamasu tends to find more annoyances than Tahinnia in the world, so I’d say him.
• WHO INITIATES SEX?: Tahinnia, Zamasu doesn’t initiate the more intimate aspects of a relationship. Sex isn’t something he truly needs to be thrive and he doesn’t understand how Mortal’s do need it. I feel like to Zamasu, Sex is only acceptable for him if it’s done in an attempt to create an offspring.
• WHO ASKS WHO FOR THEIR HAND IN MARRIAGE?: Zamasu would I believe.
• MY MUSE'S FAVORITE MEMORY OF YOURS: Realistically a favorite memory he’d have of Tahinnia would be quite a simple one, memories don’t have to be a complex event or situation for them to be memorable. Zamasu is someone who doesn’t see value in the same way we do and to him? Tahinnia is the very first person he actually saw qualities in that he can value and place beyond himself, which inspired him further to change his ways, because he had a reason outside of what the Kai’s told him to do. He struggled until she came and that’s probably his favorite memory? Which isn’t really a memory? It’s more like a time.
• A REGRET MY MUSE HAS REGARDING YOURS: Zamasu doesn’t see anything to regret because they are the definition of perfect in his eyes and he wouldn’t change a thing.
• IF THEY COULD CHANGE ONE THING: Literally nothing.
• THEIR LOVE LANGUAGES ACCORDING TO MY MUSE: I feel like Zamasu doesn’t really have a specific love language that he’s personally aware of but I would say Zamasu is more or less a small but meaningful gestures guy over anything else
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Thank you for the tag!
Favourite painter: I actually do have a few there's, of course, Van Gogh -- mostly because I watched many documentaries on his life, and he is depicted as someone truly kind. There's also John William Waterhouse for Circe, as well as all his maiden and knight paintings. Davinci for being unhinged. And, I am ashamed to add, Jean-leon Gerome because his paintings promoted orientalism, which is bad, of course, but I also very much love the colors and the way he painted veils and skin.
Favorite writer: oh, this is impossible because it changes constantly. Right now, I would say Katherine Arden, Suzanne Collins (obviously), Tyson Yunkaporta, and S.A. Chakraborty. Each one of these authors has written one or more books that I've truly loved.
Favourite band: Hm. I actually don't know. I used to listen to specific bands more often, but now I listen to music song-by-song. I think the artist that I listen to the most is Natalia Lafourcade and Los Macorinos. They're not technically a band, Natalia does a lot of solo work, but I love them together.
Favourite meal and drink: OHOHO, okay, this one is easy. I could crush my spicy chicken with potatoes and rice any day. I make it with those canned chipotle peppers and lots of sour cream its soooo good. My favorite drink would probably be either earl grey, matcha, or just mango-guava juice. Let's go for mango-guava 😋
oh! and if you wanna eat something else that's amazing try steak in jalapeño cream. OMG it's the best but it's only good if you go to Latin America and eat it there haha. I have my hands to cook it tho😆
Favourite outfit aesthetic: This one is an extremely specific answer. It's probably best described as seductive vampire meets office-inspired-but-not-appropriate meets early 2000's cooky love interest. Do you know what I mean?
Favourite singer: I can't say Natalia sooo other singers that I love are Mon Laferte and Shakira.
Favourite item I own: I really like my bike rn. It came in from the Netherlands even tho I bought it at a local shop that told me they just had to 'ship in' the one in the color I wanted from a nearby location. Turns out the nearby location was fucking Europe.
Favourite perfume: I have 2 perfumes that I actually wear but my fave is by Bvlgari and its au the blanc a.k.a. white tea.
Favourite possession: does this mean like valuable item? Hm... idk. I don't really own valuables. Oh! I have this miniature replica of a Bernini sculpture, the Rape of Prosepina. I got it off amazon if you can believe it! Someday I want to see it in person. Here's a picture:
tagging:@mollywog @triassictriserratops @tetheredfeathers @everdares @loungemermaid @endlessnightlock @thesmileykate @wistfulweaverwoman and everyone else who would like to join!!
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My Favorite Ship Dynamics
just my personal favorite dynamics I like seeing rn! feel free to reblog with your own favorites! If you've seen this from me before akdjdjd no you haven't let me obsess again gahhh
Affectionate/Neglected
i will never stop loving when a character who went through so much tragedy finally gets some relief and love
Even with just casual touches or hugs or cuddling, it's just mwah like they've never had someone be so kind to them and it's overwhelming
The affectionate one being so fully aware that the other did not get a lot of love and wanting to take care of them like they deserve, letting them know that they deserve this level of treatment
Introducing the neglected one to actual healthy friendships or relationships like PLEASE raise their standards
ok but if this is a friends to lovers sitch I can imagine the neglected one being shy and afraid of rejection while the affectionate one is trying not to read too much into their interactions and their fuzzy feelings and feeling almost as if they'd be taking advantage you know?
Shy/Flirty
Very similar to the previous one but I meannnnnn I really love when a character is shocked when someone actually flirts with them
They fluster so easily because they're not used to anyone being so forward and they're constantly panicking like "is this real??? I thought people would be more subtle???"
Flirty one just likes seeing them blush, they think it's cute
Flirty one also thinks it's funny to see how red they can make the shy one (they will spew absolute filth in the shy one's ear)
But even with all the laughs and teasing and joking, the flirty one is very much in love. They're just not showing how soft they are. How much they love surprising the shy one by hugging them from behind and kissing their hand.
The shy one literally thinking that it's all a joke and a bullying tactic to make fun of them and get a rise out of them. Actually feeling really hurt when they realize they've caught feelings and beating themselves up for it. Laughing and crying in a kind of broken way when the flirty one confesses. Asking if the flirty one is done toying with them yet AHHHH
Devotee/Insecure
You notice that mayhaps I like traumatized characters yeah so what they're such cutie patooties I need them to have a happy ending. Like- I need someone who is deeply insecure about everything, thinking that they are not worth anything and being reassured that hello??? Yes you are???
It is the tears when they are spoken to softly, with a gentle voice and heads bowed together as they are told that they are more than enough. That they are not unforgivable or screw ups or whatever else
The devotee treating their partner like royalty, taking their arm in theirs, opening doors, driving them around. Gently massaging their legs and back, putting on their shoes for them, cooking meals, practically waiting on them hand and foot
It's the way that the devotee would drop to their knees and kiss their lover's shoe if they just *asked*
And it is the insecure one not wanting or believing such devotion. It is them trying to pull away, expressing their doubts and turning down every compliment. It is them pointing out every flaw and thinking themselves lazy if they do nothing
The insecure one always feel guilty for letting their lover do anything for them, for feeling like such a burden. Something their lover has to consistently tell them that they are not.
It is the constant fear that maybe their lover will find someone more worthy.
And it is their lover fiercely declaring their love, it is the two of them fighting to establish trust together, trying to balance the other out, and it is the two of them settling down in a chair, the devotee a little less intense when whispering praises about things their lover did while the insecure one accepts it and starts to reciprocate and believe that maybe this could be permanent.
Rockstar/Pop Princess
dododod the pop princess bit can just be any gender as long as they're obsessed with pop. ANYWAYS
Playfully fighting over the aux will never not be funny to me
Even if their music tastes are different, they've listened to the other's songs so often that they pick up on the lyrics and even sing along sometimes
The merciless teasing from both of their friends on how the rockstar is going "soft" and how the pop one is "into bad boys now?" Just a lil good natured nothing serious
Disapproving parents and late nights and sneaking out, but also the pop one getting into and pulling their partner out of a bad situation (fighting for them or simply being their ride after a party gone bad)
The "they're too good for me" insecurity and the "they're nothing like me" insecurity because there is the fear that you're not as put together and they deserve so much better. And also the fear that they do so much more than me and take so many risks and the fear of being seen as this one dimensional goody two shoes that is the enemy.
It'd be funny if they ever did an outfit swap. Funny and adorable. This is more of like a visual thing but it's still a fun idea
Both of them making mixtapes or playlists for the other and aghfjjdjd it's just so sappy and they have to listen to each song to make sure it's perfect while also taking into account heir different tastes in music.
#prompt list#writing prompts#Guys I need to write more of my wip and edit it 😩#I've been fucking slacking ajfhdjsj
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Fuck it. If Gege pulls a deus ex machina to kill Sukuna and keeps on with the bs about how ‘he wasn’t even giving it his all’ in the fight with Gojo, we can validly say JJK has gone down the toilet. It won’t be reaching, it won’t be delusional or biased, it will be legit criticism.
Am i nuts for thinking that at this point JJK needs to end tragically for it to be a satisfactory ending? Because good stories set expectations for how they will go. Sure, there can be some good twists, but there’s still a basic understanding of what kind of story it’ll be. Like Naruto and Avatar: The Last Airbender were set up so that the audience could tell that they would end with the protagonist saving the world and having a mostly happy ending, and that didn’t take away the quality of the writing.
But JJK isn’t set up for a happy ending anymore. People who valued kindness and/or had no ill intent are dead - Nanami, Haibara, Yaga, Riko, etc. Or there was Geto, whose kindness turned into something ugly and hateful. The most powerful character who was the cornerstone of the Good Guys’ movement was killed. And even worse is that Gojo makes his grand declaration to Ijichi that he’s going to change society and make things better, but in the end he didn’t accomplish that. He ended up killing the higher-ups anyway, told Gakuganji to continue the very same system just with different people, and he doesn’t beat the strongest force of evil that he was foreshadowed to defeat. That’s not a good twist, it’s disappointing.
If there’s a ~bittersweet~ conclusion it is going to come across as poor writing. The Good Guys have been steadily losing and losing and losing, jujutsu society hasn’t been changed, and a lot of interesting/good characters are dead.
At this point let Sukuna win. Uraume can cook all the surviving humans for him and then Sukuna can save his beloved chef for last to cannibalize.
Sorry this ask was long oops you don’t have to read all that
tl,dr - Gege is on the precipice of ending JJK quite poorly and Sukuna should win
YES!!! Literally yes to ALL of this!!! This sums everything up so perfectly. You said everything that needed to be said and took the words right out of my mouth. More unhinged ranting below the cut:
You are SPOT ON with the Naruto and ATLA comparison. I am not kidding when I say I am now Team Sukuna. Why wouldn't I be? With the way the narrative is right now, I would feel so cheated if he didn't win. Does Gege really expect us to believe that the remaining Good Guys can beat Sukuna when the singular character who has been set up to defeat Sukuna since chapter 2 couldn't do it? Does he really expect us to be satisfied with Yuji (ily bby but wtf can you actually do rn?) killing Sukuna when Gojo Satoru, the strongest, could not?
I saw a post the other week that compared JJK to Naruto. The whole point of the post was that with other shonen manga (Naruto, OP, DBZ, etc.), we KNOW the protagonist is always going to win, even if it feels like a cop out. So when Kid Naruto beats tf out of a very powerful Orochimaru, we're all like "yeah okay, makes sense." But JJK has done the opposite. JJK has told us that just because someone is the protagonist does not mean they're going to automatically win. I mean, we've seen Yuji get the shit beat out of him so many times because of this. So JJK set up this pretty legit power dynamic and told us that the only person who can defeat the big baddie is Gojo Satoru and we have been given no reason to think otherwise. So when Gojo dies and Yuji somehow defeats Sukuna with an ass-pull, we're all going to be pissed because we were promised otherwise. If we saw Yuji beating special-grades left and right from the first few chapters, then it would probably be fine. But that is not what Gege wrote!! He wrote the opposite of this ffs.
And your whole point about all the people who valued kindness being gone is another thing that makes me even more frustrated. If we're going for a straight up tragedy, FAIR ENOUGH. But if Gege wants to turn this into a bittersweet ending or if he wants Yuji to beat Sukuna, it'll feel cheap.
Let Sukuna and Uraume kill everyone and everything. Any other ending will be bullshit.
#ask response#anon response#jjk ramblings#jjk spoilers#thank you for this!#you said everything that needed to be said
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