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Not something you’d think about usually but I REALLY love interactions between Jimmy and Cleo this season. The absolute comedy. The dynamic is RIGHT THERE.
#like im not sure how to call this dynamic#shouty mean wet cat guy and a mean single mother#Jimmy is just always on their property and he is trying to be intimidating so bad but cleo turns on teacher voice and hes faltering like a#wet paper bag#just love them so much#jimmy solidarity#solidarity gaming#zombiecleo#limited life#limited smp#dont think its spoilers?#shitpost
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The main character of the fanfic that i'm reading is making a really stupid decision. The fanfic is so good and I really want to finish it BUT GOD DAMN IS HE BEING A DUMBASS RN
He truly has the survival instincts of a wet paper bag
#it's tim drake#of course it's tim drake#fanfic#fandom#tim drake#batman#dc#somebody help me#hes so dumb#wet paper bag#me.txt
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Newton Street, Manchester.
#fucking nightmare#primark bag#wet paper bag#litters#let's pretend this was recently#Manchester#not gonna lie
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wet paper bag
#sona#art#artwork#digital art#ref sheet#my ocs#oc#oc art#original character#original art#my art#wet paper bag#whereismyheadwhereismyheadwhe
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I mean sure you *could* vote for Scott Smajor, but wouldn’t it be funnier to see Jimmy read more comments about him in an exasperated tone?
Vote Jimmy Solidarity. Recycle that wet paper bag.
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Jason’s allergic to asking for help from Batman, sure. Maybe he thinks Bruce won’t help without an agreement to follow his code, maybe he thinks Bruce will help and is afraid of that, but for whatever reason, he’s not going to ask Batman for help. But he’s also not incapable of realizing that he really, really needs help right now.
So he calls up his replacement and tells Tim that if he helps out with this one trafficking ring before they leave Gotham tonight, he’ll stop trying to kill him.
Well, Tim agrees of course, and he sees an opportunity. Not to increase his own likelihood of survival, but to bring Jason home. All he needs is a foothold, and Jason just offered it up on a golden platter.
The mission goes off without a hitch. Two days later, Tim shows up in the middle of Red Hood’s patrol with a flash drive of information. And Red Hood tells Tim that he better go away, because promising no lethal force doesn’t mean he can’t do any damage. Tim just shrugs. Jason doesn’t know it, but he’s already lost.
Two months later, Tim is sitting in one of Jason’s safehouses that he wasn’t supposed to know about, while Jason is making cookies and ranting about George Wickham. Suddenly, he freezes. It occurs to him how insane this is. Two months ago he wanted the Replacement dead, and now he’s making cookies after they teamed up to play a revenge prank on Bruce. “How did this even happen?” He asks Tim in horror.
Tim grabs a cookie, takes a bite menacingly and says: “You know the book, If You Give a Mouse a Cookie? I’m the mouse.”
#Tim drake has the survival instincts of a wet paper bag#batman#tim drake#jason todd#dc#dcu#dc comics#humor
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Jason prowled deeper into the tower, it was a struggle to get the speedy kid down, but after multiple tranquilizers (that could put a rhino into cardiac arrest) the kid finally managed to knock out.
He went over his monologue speech in his head, scanning his eyes over this, honest-to-god, pig-stye of a room (seriously, wasn't this supposed to be the meticulously organized Robin? Jason could barely see the floor before him). Finally, gazing out one of the large window panes, on the phone, was his target in his robin costume - sans the mask.
Tim mumbled a tired goodbye into the phone, seemingly exasperated by the phone call, he picked up on the words 'Bruce' and sneered from beneath his mask.
"You sleep in that thing or something Timmy? That's pathetic" Jason growls out from his place from the threshold of the room.
For his part, Tim spins around with a flutter of his ridiculous cape and a twitch of his muscles "Hood, I-"
Jason lurches forward, beginning his speech, counting the sequence of events like he used to in drama class.
"I was raised on the streets of Gotham." 1. Taking off his hood. "Trying to survive." 2. Tearing his clothes to reveal his homemade Robin getup, "Until Bruce took me in." 3. Cornering the brat, only a step or two away in arm's reach - good, "I trained -"
One thing Jason did not account for was Tim to make the first move and interupt his origin story speech, stabbing the side of his neck.
"Did you seriously just fucking stab me with a hello kitty knife?"
Tim has the gall to flush, "I told Cassie and Bart to stop tampering with my equipment, it's unprofessional! I bet Kon put them up to this!" he squaked, Jason reaches up and takes the knife from his neck, putting pressure onto the wound, and examining it.
"You could've hit an artery!" Tim gives a frog blink and sleepily grunts.
"Damn, which side is the artery on again? I don't really know my lefts and rights, I'm ambedixtrious."
"Do you mean dyslexic?"
"No I'm bisexual." Tim looks genuinely confused, a pout forming on his features as he squinted at nothing like he was trying to figure out an especially difficult puzzle.
Jason, with the pit madness slowly receding from his vision, starts to become a little more concerned.
"Kid, when was the last time you slept?"
"Monday."
"It's Thursday."
"Okay??..."
Jason sighs and picks up his jacket, slipping his pants over the tights and scaly shorts. "I'm going to stitch myself up, then I'm going to make you eat something - you're so itty bitty, like an 8 year old with a six pack - then you're going to take a nice long nap while I wait for B to come and I'll lecture him on the importance of keeping his Robin's alive and healthy."
Tim yawns and nods his head, sinking into his cape so he's just a bobbing head in the shadows.
#Jason seeing a Robin disregarding his own wellbeing to prioritize a man with the emotional density of a wet paper bag first#and immeaditly going: nu-uh you're mine now - i've already adopted you in my head#tim who hasnt slep in 96 hours: aight#another tower au#i love them sm#dc#tim drake#jason todd#robin#red robin#bruce wayne#red hood#batman#teen titans
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Hey guys I may have made something based off this (the top) image from this post from @sydneighsays
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#tma#the magnus archives#magnus archives#tma fandom#tma memes#jonathan sims#jon sims wet cat#sad little soggy paper bag#gerry keay the cool kid
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gotta know one thing about the HMS Terror which its got three flavours of lieutenant: dandy, homophobic homosexual, and the saddest, wettest man you have ever had the displeasure of seeing
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#they are very gorgous to me!#i love that they wouldn't be able to find their way out of a wet paper bag#but they think they can safely make their way out of the arctic labyrnth#say what you will but they do have audacity#the terror#the terror amc#george hodgson#john irving#edward little#the terror lieutenants#the terror shitposting
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Personally excited for us to get Cole, Jay, and Pixal back because then they have to interact with the new kids Arin, Sora, and Wyldfyre.
All of them will get annoyed by or be mildly terrified of Wyldfyre. Cole barely reacts to her gnawing on his arm like a chew toy while Pixal can be seen constantly having Murder Eyes in the background before Zane shuffles her off. Cole would get along with Arin pretty well whereas Jay would get an ego boost so bad he starts causing problems. Sora would think Pixal is the coolest person alive. Then she'd take one look at Jay, look back at Nya, then deadpan "I used to have so much respect for you" and its all Nya gets bullied about for the next month.
#ninjago#dragons rising#ninjago dragons rising#lego ninjago#lego dragons rising#wyldfyre#arin#sora#ninjago cole#jay walker#ninjago nya#ninjago pixal#headcanons#ideas#text post#jaya#look me in the eyes. sora would not like jay. not the OG jerk version OR the newer uwu version#the OG she'd obviously find annoying and constantly want to strangle on a daily basis#the uwu version she'd squint at like are you sure...this little wet paper bag is a ninja???? really?????????#she eventually likes him bc the jay effect is that somehow you still wind up liking him anyway#but she gives nya a look like the decision to love this man is the most offensive thing sora has ever had to witness#shes like. nya you are on a level i could never dream to be. this guys level is below heels#and nya is just yeah you kinda learn to love him for that. trust me no one knows how He Is better than me. i know. I Know#meanwhile pixal is vibing while also barely being restrained from going on a rant abt wyldfyre and deciding she likes kai more now actually#and cole is just awkwardly peacefully letting arin fanboy. its better than dealing with ALLLL THAT OTHER STUFF GOING ON. dad moments
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Arthur bleeding out and looking like he just fell from a 15 story story building and was run over 3 times in a row and still managing to pull bitches and collect them like they are Pokémon is giving such babygirl vibes.
#my man is out here out flirting the horrors#and THESE BITCHES GAY GOOD FOR THEM GOOD FOR THEM#But fr i feel like both detective Nol and Oscar are so so ready to shove this man against a wall like#he’s literally just a pathetic wet paper bag why are y’all so exited for boys?#malevolent#malevolent pod#malevolent podcast#I get that the horrors want him cuz that’s now news but like what’s wrong with this men that they heard him admit to murder#and immediately went ‘smash’#anyway rip John but Arthur has 9 more fingers to share with his new boyfriends#arthur lester#john doe malevolent#oscar malevolent#detective nol#scratch malevolent#the butcher malevolent
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the supporting main character in a podcast urge to fall head over heels in love with the most emotionally unavailable character in the whole podcast
#like come on guys really you could do so much better then these wet paper bag losers#i promise#malevolent#arthur lester#john doe malevolent#privateeyes#the magnus archives#jonathan sims#martin blackwood#jmart#jonmartin#the penumbra podcast#juno steel#peter nureyev#juno x peter
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Crossbones The Starlight Savior and his archnemesis Koffin K
#crossbones#koffin k#wanted to draw em#fanart#illustration#doodle#artists on tumblr#art#digital art#sans#sans au#spoiler lol#ts!underswap#ts!us sans#the file was too big so procreate only gave me two layers which I rationed with the survival skills of a wet paper bag#utmv#undertale#ts underswap#I think I went a bit too much on the whole crystal star stuff#glitter#underswap#undertale au#well I guess a forty by forty cm canvas was an overkill next one I’ll reduce it to 35 by35 cm and see how that goes
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[4am, Jason's safehouse]
Tim, climbing through the window: help me with my english essay
Jason: what
Tim: alfred says you're an english lit nerd, help
Jason: i tried to kill you last week
Tim: and i have an essay on macbeth due friday, now help
#tim drake#jason todd#tim drake has the survival instincts of a wet paper bag#tim drake is sleep deprived af and we all know it#jason todd is a lit nerd you can fight me on that#incorrect quotes#batboys#the waynes#batfam#dc universe
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february has blessed me with The Sickness (i'm down with it) so apologies for not posting much these past couple days
anyway i'm still waiting for someone to write that alenoaheather fake dating au where both heather and alejandro pretend to date noah- the least intolerable person on the plane besides each other- to make the other jealous and noah Lets It Happen because it's funny and he has nothing better to do (he's read all of his books and now he's bored)
#exposing myself as an alenoaheather shipper i think they could all make each other worse /pos#solarium if you see this that post was A Banger#bonus points if neither alejandro nor heather notice that noah's “cheating” on them despite noah not even attempting to hide it#owen: gee noah! how come chris lets you have TWO partners? noah: The Ratings™ (/ref)#heather and alejandro are so caught up in each others' reactions they don't even notice noah raiding their luggage for valuables#(in his mk era) (he's using Boyfriend Privilege for everything it's worth as compensation for dealing with his Two Idiots)#eventually alejandro and heather start genuinely competing for noah's affections because they Can't Be Outdone by the other--#and also because they might've caught feelings for him too but SHHH 🤫#noah's autistic rizz bags him two of the most attractive partners on the show despite him looking like a wet paper bag /j#power throuple goals; two overcompetitive conventionally attractive antagonists and their wisecracking cringefail twink#total drama#td alejandro#td heather#td noah#alenoaheather#thoughtless posting#silly ideas#ophe's ranting in the tags again
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vox is so pathetic. i love him :-)
#what a wet paper bag#a sad little meow meow#i cant make anything of substance rn and im making that everyones problem#hazbin hotel#alastor#vox#radiostatic#staticradio#one sided staticradio#my art
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