Lieutenant John Irving
John. I’m John.
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Average state secondary maths teacher:
Irving: RIGHT THATS ENOUGH!!!!!! SHUT UP AND STOP DISRUPTING MY LESSON IMMEDIATELY OR ILL CALL AND HAVE YOU REMOVED
Manson: sir you wouldn’t
Irving: WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE
(Hickey and Manson stabbing each other with a compass at the back of the room)
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hes the lieutenants’ last resort in a difficult boss battle. dry bowser wont know what hit him
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i do want to expound on the absolutely groundbreaking levels of respect i have for terroramc adapting book irving (drowning in pussy fuckboy blond) into a cow-eyed brunet youth pastor telling sodomites to just. do watercolor instead. also the dress (!!!) and the homoerotic assisted suicide were and i cannot stress this enough a wholly original aspect of the show. truly inspired. they had a book written by a grown man beefing with greta thunberg, a cast of completely identical men, tobias menzies, and a dream.
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And which Christian pleasure exactly were you practicing when you put on a skirt , got drunk and sang bad karaoke? Oh you were dressed as an angel at the time? My bad, right you are, sorry to bother you sir
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John Irving, A Prayer for Owen Meany
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anyone whos ever had to interact with hickey has lived the entirety of the passenger 2023
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i already sang with friends, did watercolors, studied, and climbed, and yet……….. i still feel like….. no…. i shan’t say….
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If you’re lucky enough to find a way of life you love, you have to find the courage to live it.
John Irving
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All these devious sex bots trying to seduce me and press me into service in my tumblr dms... maybe they should try singing with friends, watercolours, study. climbing exercises even.
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You mean to tell me this is not how the opening scene to Episode 6 "A Mercy" goes?!?
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