hacash
"Fantasy remains a human right."
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in my head the star wars equivalent of tswift is some human woman named tay’lor spiff or something and her stans are losing their minds over theories that she’s secretly a jedi singing about the horrors of war, even though she’s from a neutral system that hasn’t seen so much as a moral panic in 50 years
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james bites his hands until he’s bruised and bleeding to try to keep from crying out while being hauled. bridgens is the first one with him when he finally does and, in the next hours, bandages his hands before holding them at the end.
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he's quoting hamilton pre-hamilton
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A priest wants to go on vacation
So he calls his rabbi friend and asks if he would handle his parish for a month.
The rabbi replies “I guess. I can definitely handle the sermons as I’ll just preach from the old testament but I wouldn’t have a clue what to do with the confessional.”
“Confessions are easy,” the priest says. “Just watch me and you’ll get the idea.”
So the priest goes in the confession box and a woman comes up. “Forgive me father for I have sinned. I slept with 2 men.”
The priest replies “say two Hail Marys, put a dollar in the collection box and you will be forgiven.”
The woman thanks him and leaves.
The next woman comes up:
“Forgive me father for I have sinned. I slept with 2 men.”
The priest replies “say two Hail Marys, put a dollar in the collection box and you will be forgiven.”
The woman thanks him and leaves.
The next woman approaches.
“Forgive me father for I have sinned. I slept with 2 men.”
The priest replies “say two Hail Marys, put a dollar in the collection box and you will be forgiven.”
The woman thanks him and leaves.
“This is easy,” the rabbi says. “I can handle it.”
“You take the next one and I’ll watch” the priest replies.
So the rabbi goes in the confession box and the next woman approaches.
“Forgive me father for I have sinned. I slept with a man.”
The rabbi replies “so sleep with another, they’re 2 for a dollar.”
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the foyle's war episode the white feather left a really strong impression on me as a pre-teen when I first saw it, mainly because it focussed on antisemitic fascist sympathisers in World War Two-era Britain (which didn't really feature in our year 6 history curriculum). and now I've only just realised that an absolutely baby Tobias Menzies was in it?
god I really did imprint on that man like a baby duckling didn't I
#foyle's war#tobias menzies#it's a good ep that is very uncompromising on how gross these people were#would definitely recommend it
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“Can we please get back to the business in hand?”
“You’re not very good at this, are you?”
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weekend positivity gang: after four and a half years of flat-searching and hopping between sublets lasting a month at a time and the gradual sink into a very real bout of depression (and one really fun evening where my would-be landlady cancelled my booking the evening I was due to move in, leaving me to try and get back to my parents' place in Wiltshire on one of the last trains leaving London) I finally have a long-term houseshare confirmed! I will be joining the millions paying for the lease of over-priced real estate in London and this is a good thing!!
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The famous wooden spiral staircase of Peles Castle in Sinaia, Romania.
The castle was built between 1873 and 1914.
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The Terror as unfortunate callsigns part 4 based on this post. The number of genuinely derogratory names/context I had to wade through for this series is too many.
Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3
#cackling#the terror#james fitzjames#edward little#charles des voeux#henry goodsir#george hodgson#david bryant#francis crozier
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when people are like “the hunger games just stole the plot of battle royale” like listen everything steals from the plot of everything the lion king is just furry hamlet westworld is jurassic park but sexier lost is edgy gilligan’s island there are no original stories and the only good piece of media is jennifer’s body
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i love when sibling characters are fucked up from the same event but in opposite ways
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Midsomer Murders is a fantastic opportunity to see all your favourite actors from other British drama shows, but put into in insane fever dream situations speaking dialogue no normal human being would say and behaving in ways no normal human being would behave.
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