I love cheeseboi Jim Caxton and his highly relatable autistic moments so much.

Henry Cavill as Simon Mayfield in Midsomer Murders 7x01

Every Con O’Neill character ticks at least three

•alcohol problem •manhandled by scary strong man (oh no😏) •shirtless scene •dad shaped (wholesome) •daddy shaped (sexual) •trauma •useless little worm •a homosexual •cool leather jacket •seductively smoking

…and then there’s Jim

CON O'NEILL as Jim "the cheese man" Caxton

Midsomer Murders is a fantastic opportunity to see all your favourite actors from other British drama shows, but put into in insane fever dream situations speaking dialogue no normal human being would say and behaving in ways no normal human being would behave.

AARON ANTHONY & BEN STARR "The Sting of Death" — Midsomer Murders (21.03)

midsommer murders is wild because half the episodes are like "there's this village of 150 people in which everyone is weirdly obsessed with butterflies and hate each other. also the local school has a secret society" and the other half is "you know those local legends? yeah someone's committing ritual murders based on them. also the family in the big house has at least one incest case but good luck figuring out who slept with who" and you've got absolutely no way to know which will be which and also there are actors from Downton Abbey in it

My cozy little future retirement destination.

hannah waddingham in midsomer murders, series 22, episode 02.

discworld + midsomer murders dialogue

midsomer murders a summary

Tobias Menzies in Midsomer Murders, Season 3 Episode 3 (2000) 1/2

FERDINAND KINGSLEY as BRANDON YARROW

Midsomer Murders ↳22x01, “The Wolf Hunter of Little Worthy”

MIDSOMER MURDERS (1997 - ) Season 19, Episode 6: Curse of the Ninth

I love when a character in Midsomer Murders says “I just can’t believe a murder’s happened here.” You can’t? You can’t believe a murder could happen? Here? In Midsomer County? Really?

Everyone in Midsomer is absolutely insane. No-one in the entire county has a sense of appropriate time and place. It'll be some innocent baby's christening or some nonsense and next thing you know one guest is screaming at another about a fraud they think they committed, someone loudly announces that the baby is an affair baby, two people are having sex in a store cupboard, someone else announces they want a divorce, and to top off the evening someone takes this moment to do a murder.