The way to tell Lieutenant (N)Edward Little and Lieutenant Henry Collins apart is by the two distinct types of terrible time they are having.
Little is clearly in the wrong universe with the wrong level of responsibility, he should have been born 150 years later and been a Little League coach, standing on the field saying things like “Good hustle, guys!” The fact that he happens to be a Naval officer in the Arctic is an accounting mistake and you get the sense that on some soul-deep level, he knows this and is haunted by it.
Collins on the other hand would be having the exact same terrible time in any universe. I can picture the guy having the same reaction to having to find a parking space at the mall as he does to any of the canon events.
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I FORGOT THAT I HAD THIS IN MY DRAFTS, EHY DO I FIND IT SO FUNNY LOLL
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i greatly relate to edward little because i, too, am filled with impotent rage at the situations i keep finding myself in, keep failing at everything i do despite my best intentions, and would probably die the second someone touched me with any kind of comfort or kindness
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I’ve seen posts with Muppets Terror with the muppet casting, what I want is a Wishbone the dog Terror from that one random PBS show where they had a dog play a part in all these classics like The Odyssey and Pride and Prejudice. It’s the Terror but one of the main characters is inexplicably a talking Jack Russell terrier. Which one? I’m open to ideas.
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except it would be plain cornflakes
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Crozier constantly mispronouncing 'Tozer' I'd mutiny too
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had a vivid dream where there was a "play as Kim" mod and I was super excited
after like 2 mins gameplay Harry just turned around looking scandalised and was like "Ohgod... It's me, Kim. *I'm* Grandpa Piss!"
he refused to elaborate even after I savescummed and exhausted all dialogue options
then a notification flashed like "THOUGHT GAINED: GRANDPA PISS" and I went to the thought cabinet screen. all it said was "What the fuck does he mean by that."
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Look! The same white man over and over again.
Ok I tried to make them look different from each other but I swear, the first time I watch The Terror, especially in that dim yellow light, I thought they just copy and pasted the same dude over and over.
Especially Little and Collins
Also ignore that I spelled Dundy’s name wrong, I could’ve sworn it had a u in it.
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Okay. So the Carnival scene. Lt. John Irving is singing the song “Hampstead Is the Place to Ruralise” (while drunk off his ass and dressed like an angel, bless ‘im,) a song about what a nice place Hampstead Park in London is, for a variety of wholesome activities. This same park (more specifically the Men’s Pond) was, and continues to be, a notorious gay cruising spot, for those in the know.
Irving is doing a drunken karaoke rendition of the 19th century equivalent to “YMCA” by the Village People.
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good news: technically, Little was one of the only ones who didn’t appear scurvy-ridden, even by the end…
a win for Edward Little fuckers everywhere
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