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saw one of my old bosses at the servo today and I now understand early homonids. I have never wanted to throw a spear at anything so instinctively in my life. why else is my palmaris longus still here?
dog cunt trapped us in a windowless hot office building and made us clean in 35 degree heat
then forbade us from turning on the aircon for ''environmental reasons''
and had the NERVE to get mad at us for being ''unhygienic'' when we sweated all over his fancy office furniture
''aren't asians supposed to sweat less?'' I will hunt you for sport motherfucker
what if I drowned you in my mop bucket? how much money would you save on power bills then dickhead?
#not to say we should go back to the past or anything#but sometimes I Long For The Spear#personal tag
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I'm looking through old drafts "Kim starts hearing Revachol bc of Harry"/"Revachol hivemind" stuff I started last year. it's a mixed bag. it was so poorly written but the concept is just way funnier to me now.
it feels like that one Pedro pascal vid
SHIVERS [Medium: Success] - ...AND IT CONTINUES TO SORT OF BURN, BUT I'VE GOTTEN TO THE POINT --
KIM KITSURAGI - A creeping cold suddenly seeps into the lieutenant's spine. He shudders. From you, it has spread. His life will never be the same.
SHIVERS [Medium: Success] - YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS, TOO --
-- THAT I'M, I'M USED TO THE SENSATION OF, UM...
#its so so so funny to me. do you see my vision#(also in my past self's defense: I was and am still suffering from the med shortage)
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Kim needs his overbite and weak chin. they're essential. how else are his lips supposed to reach Harry's? he needs to make room for that jutting jaw
#tilting your head to kiss like a normal person is out. sucking on each other's mouths like the 馃寯emoji is in#kimharry
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The Kineema got a new interior wow awesome!
Original pic below:
#THE GRIP ON THE LEVER LMAO#(cuno could 100% survive being hit by a car with barely a scratch. he's just that badass)
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harry trying to stay sober after martinaise
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*recovering from a 3-month mental breakdown* oh boy glad I feel better. I should look after myself since I'm still out of meds and I'll probably be pretty fragile for a while
anyway time to log back into website-that-gives-you-psychic-damage.com
#how dare you people make me aware of the lyrics in wailor spiff's ''songs''#I came here for HDB TITS god DAMN it#personal tag
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I have absolutely nothing against the idea of Kim's apartment being neat, tidy and reasonable
personally tho I like to imagine it as a peak r/malelivingspace situation
no decor whatsoever. absolute desolate space on the eyes and the soul. when Harry first walks in, he wonders if Kim's been robbed.
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judging by my poor emotional resilience, stats-wise I probably have like. 2 total skill points in Volition probably.
and every time I talk about how badly I want to fuck Volition specifically, he takes away 1 point
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#harry and one(1) conceptualization will get that shit fixed up - @coffinwoodx re: your tags I could just imagine it so vividly
I have absolutely nothing against the idea of Kim's apartment being neat, tidy and reasonable
personally tho I like to imagine it as a peak r/malelivingspace situation
no decor whatsoever. absolute desolate space on the eyes and the soul. when Harry first walks in, he wonders if Kim's been robbed.
#ofc. harry might not be one to talk (I hc him as a r/malesurvivingspaces poster boy myself)#but conceptualization by himself? definitely you are correct 100%
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further ideas:
no bedside table
neatly made twin-sized mattress on the floor. (underneath hides one november '43 issue of "laid bear" magazine.)
why buy a couch when the floor mattress will do?
no dining table OR writing desk. that's what the kitchen bench is for.
ancient ironing board that has not been folded away since he moved in
One Neat Closet where all of his Special clothes and items are meticulously cared for/stored
The Washed But Untidied Plate Tower of Shame
I have absolutely nothing against the idea of Kim's apartment being neat, tidy and reasonable
personally tho I like to imagine it as a peak r/malelivingspace situation
no decor whatsoever. absolute desolate space on the eyes and the soul. when Harry first walks in, he wonders if Kim's been robbed.
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I have absolutely nothing against the idea of Kim's apartment being neat, tidy and reasonable
personally tho I like to imagine it as a peak r/malelivingspace situation
no decor whatsoever. absolute desolate space on the eyes and the soul. when Harry first walks in, he wonders if Kim's been robbed.
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Update: Still on hiatus, but things are a little better.
My ill loved one is responding surprisingly well to their treatments! They're not cured or anything but there's definitely a 'not-as-terminal-as-you-could-have-been' vibe.馃憤馃徑 Honestly the very chance at things being okay in the future is amazing and very unexpected.
I constantly miss you guys and our antics a lot. I hope you've all been doing well.
I'm still working on myself but things are improving for me way earlier than I expected. Hopefully that means I can come back soon, even if veeery slowly.
Love you guys!
#this is the first time I've witnessed a Scary Diagnosis actually improve which is. Unexpected#fym nice things can happen out of nowhere??#personal tag#terminal illness cw#(or maybe not hopefully???)
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Whoops! I got a discord message informing me that I typed my email wrong in my hiatus posts! My email is [email protected]
I'll edit and correct everything now so it lists the right one!
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Oh before I forget: below, I have infodumped about three unfinished semi 'crack treated seriously' post-game canon-noncompliant ideas. I once planned to post them, but prob won't use the ideas here any time soon. They all involve trying to prevent the apocalypse and breaking the story/game while doing so.
They're free for you to do with as you please. Use the whole idea or tiny parts. Go nuts, because I sure did! (& again, pleeeease mention me and link me so that one day I might be able to come read!!) Message this blog or email me at [email protected] !!!
Fic One: Midnight, the Stars and You v2
I wanted to play with the fact that the UI is a FELD tape computer. In this fic, the player starts editing save files to help Harry navigate The Return, much to his confusion and existential horror.
Fic Two: Volta Brackets (or the Grandpa Piss Saga)
This was my darling batshit incoherent mess. I jumped the shark, and I had fun doing it.
The 'case' part of the casefic wasn't figured out yet. I wanted to explore The Return and alternate timelines/averting or delaying the apocalypse, ect. I have no idea how the fuck I planned to actually accomplish that.
It's written from main Harry's pov. The twist I had fun was with a shady old man character dubbed 'Grandpa Piss' skulking around. Shivers and other Skills mention his activities and he shows up here and there.
It turns out that's a time-travelling older version of Harry trying to prevent the apocalypse. His stats are maxed, his morals have blurred, and despite it all he still just wants to save everyone By All Means Necessary.
A less concrete idea I considered adding to this verse involved old man Harry intentionally getting ZA/UM'ed and psychic judo-ing his moralintern interrogator so their minds switch places. So alternate body-snatching Harry slowly loses his humanity by abandoning his timeline, gta-ing some dude's body and terrifying represent timeline Harry and Kim.
Idk it was a card I had up my sleeve that I loved. Grandpa Piss was some kind of personification of how I was twisting DE into something unrecognisable, but I had too much unironic fun with him. Something something 'organ thief', doppelganger, body snatcher.
Fic Three: From You It Will Spread
Harry's mind-reading powers and Shivers checks bleed over to Kim. Then to more and more of their friends. Steadily, the number grows. Revachol hivemind time!
I just had fun with Harry psychically dming Kim during cases, as well as the Skills being able to talk to Kim as well. Writing Kim noticing some things that the Skills say and prompting them to elaborate was also fun.
The growing prescence of Revachol being a hivemind was also interesting to try and write. Funnier still was to write it like an eldritch group chat with Revachol as the mod. My main two goals were: 1. Write weird but cute KimHarry psychic connection and maybe nasty af sex. 2: To enable my boys to directly beam their annoying selves into the minds of their friends and coworkers.
Anyway that's it! Have fun!
#ok I think I've sorted everything. I'll reblog my hiatus post one last time tonight for the night crowd and then log off#love you guys! take care!
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Fic Update
So due to my hiatus, the future of my fics, especially the bodyswap crackfic, is uncertain. If anyone wants to continue my Disco Elysium fics or use stuff from them, feel free! Just link me and credit me!! (Bc ngl, I still want a bit of credit even tho you can't own fanfic. It's just like a pat on the head ;v;)
You don't need to ask permission at all, but I'd love you to let me know! I won't be logged in here, but I have email notifs. You can also directly email me at [email protected]
Besides silly ego reasons, I also want to get back into DE eventually. So I want to save your link to read it one day, especially if it has a happy/hopeful ending! Even if there's no happy ending, maybe in the future I'll have matured to a place where that'll be just as fun.
Soon, I'll post again one more time with ideas I had for separate future fics.
Have an except from ch 2!
ELECTROCHEMISTRY - Psst! Kimbo. Hot stuff. Sweet cheeks. Forget the prices on the menu. It's our treat. You deserve a *real* breakfast.
YOU - No.
ELECTROCHEMISTRY - Yes! Just think of that juicy, dripping plate of pure sugar. Fluffy pancakes absolutely smothered in syrup. The tart kiss of fruit on your tongue. We should eat that for every meal until the end of time. Together.
YOU - The dull ache in your newly crooked jaw flares as you clench it out of habit. You pointedly take another piece of wholemeal toast.
ELECTROCHEMISTRY - Come on, baby! Put down the bland shit. Let me show you all the sweetness that these new taste buds can detect!
YOU - When you had thought that Harry had an addictive personality, this is not quite what you meant.
ELECTROCHEMISTRY - Yeah well, when I thought I wanted you inside us, this wasn't what I meant, either.
YOU - You choke. The bread in your mouth almost goes flying across the table.
If you're curious, below were my plans for the bodyswap. All cws from the fic like ableism and racism still apply.
I had decided to make the whole thing follow Kim's pov bc Skills.
Through the story, both Kim and Harry grow kinder to themselves about their own struggles through coaching each other through life in their bodies.
Kim dislikes the Skills at first. He feels that they're harmful and gets defensive about how they talk abiut Harry. He also is alarmed about how Pain Threshhold and Half Light talk about harming themselves and harming others.
At one point, Kim in Harry's body experiences a stress-induced Loop when people get suspicious about how Harry's acting. "I'm not feeling like myself today." x100 Not comedic framing, I wrote it as distressing to experience bc it is.
Harry as Kim experiences racism and almost gets into several altercations. Kim has to intervene each time. Kim coaches Harry on how to adjust his posture and demeanour to discourage would-be hecklers. Harry hates that this is necessary.
Kim notices the green and yellow outlines of Harry's 'Detective vision' and thinks of them as hallucinations and discounts their significance.
Volition is desperately trying to run damage control.
Physical Instrument and Endurance take turns both complimenting Kim's strong body and indirectly insulting him with their 'bino' talk.
I have fun with Half Light turning aggressively protective. I know he's antagonistic to outside threats, but I think he can also be angry and scared for people that he cares about.
Harry is distressed af by the quiet and asks Kim to talk and fill the silence. Idk the comfort plus Kim awkwardly trying to ramble for him was cute.
Kim unsuccessfully tries to pop psych-away ARB and Limbic System. By the end of the story, he instead accepts them as people who are suffering just like Harry. The dream duo aren't nearly as antagonistic towards Kim as they are to Harry. In fact, they warn him away to 'save' Kim. They do however enjoy insulting Harry and having Kim getting protective. (Despite it all, it feels good to them that Harry is loved, even tho they can only find out in a twisted way)
Kim slowly grows to appreciate and bond with the Skills. He gets to use them on a case, and he Ace's Highs them by clapping Harry's hands together. 鉂わ笍
Kim and Harry eventually find the solution to the body swap. Harry learns to overcome his awkward secretiveness about his Skills as he coaches Kim through his first real Shivers check. Kim learns to be more open about the Skills' expertise and how they help Harry.
They learn that the solution is to fall asleep and dream in the tent again. The phasmid chemicals + the Pale switched them, and they can switch back the same way.
Fun twist: at the end, the Skills call out to Kim from Harry, and Kim can hear them!
Kim now had 25 boyfriends. It's implied they will fuck nasty about it. The end.
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Hiatus Announcement
Hello, beloved followers and friends.
For the time being, I have to step away from Disco Elysium for a long while. I don't know how long I'll leave for. Hopefully just temporarily.
I have a very ill family member to focus on, and a resulting existential crisis to deal with.
I'll be okay! The best case scenario is that this hiatus will be long but temporary while I get my shit together. There's just a lot of shit to compress.
Soon, I'll make another separate post addressing what happens with my fics, ect. Then, I'll have to log out.
You have all been so lovely and welcoming towards me. These last few months have been the most fun I've ever had with any fandom.
Thank you all. Maybe one day I will return to your side. 鉂わ笍馃珎
I might not have the energy or time to reply to anyone who reaches out on tumblr. If you want me, you can find me on the beach: [email protected]
Further explanation/overshare/traumadump under the cut. It's not essential and might be heavy if the topic of bereavement and impending loss is a trigger for you. I just wanted to put it out there for those who might Get It. Don't read if the idea makes you sad. (CW: terminal illness of a loved one)
There's really no nice way to say this, but I want to explain anyway: I've lost several family members to terminal illness over the years including my Dad less than 10 years ago. I deal with it badly every time. Now, yet another loved one has been diagnosed with something that has a poor prognosis.
Because of that, the nihilism of DE has become a bit Too Much for me to cope with for the moment. Finding this game's story changed me for the better. I don't regret falling in love with it, but its central themes are just hitting too close to home for me right now, and it's making my mental illness worse.
I've got enough very real past and impending loss to deal with. More doom on top of it isn't helping me at this stage. I've never found any silver lining or hope when I experience bereavement from terminal illness. The horror isn't an exercise in philosophy or scifi hypothetical that I can distance myself from. Mourning loved ones as I watched them die isn't a resolveable thing I can overcome. It doesn't go away.
I just keep going with it all still there, hope that this is the last loss, and try to control where I spend my energy and find my joy.
Once I get past a certain part of the grieving process, I desperately want to find comfort and entertainment in this story again. The sad thing is that I'm genuinely not sure when or if I can do that. I want to keep the possibility open. I have to wait and see how things play out and move forward in the meantime.
No matter what happens, I had fun. Love you guys!
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